>one chance at life
>parents named me banister
change it then faggot
or just lie
Change your name legally
If dubs your name is now chad
>>28482910
>should I rename myself or kill myself?
>hmmmmmmmmmm
that actually seems like one of those names that could be alpha or beta
if you look alpha it would be cool
if you are an ugly nerdy looking guy then it seems like it fits too
>>28482910
>not shortening your name to 'bane'
>not seeing that this was just part of your master plan
>not crashing this thread with no survivors
you're a big guy
iKekd
Could be worse, could be called Stairlift.
>>28482910
People really don't give that much of a shit about your name unless it's something incredibly stupid like Moon Hunter or something. I've met people with weird names, but nobody really gives them shit.
Anybody making fun of you because of your name, discounting friends who do it for laughs? As long as you're not a total beta cuck, degenerate, or an overall shitstain of a human being I think you'll be alright.
If it bothers you too much, just fucking change it.
>>28483075
I was manlet in school and my main "friend" would hold on my head and push down on me because I was the Banister. I acted like I didn't mind.
You can change a name but you can't heal the pain.
>>28482910
Does it make people stop and stair?
>>28483099
I was beat up, strangled, choked, assaulted all throughout highschool for no good reason whatsoever. The worst part is, about 2 years out of highschool, people act like it never even happened.
I probably deserved it for being a shit disturber though. But frankly that's how I am and so fuck them I fuck up thier shit haha!!
>>28483099
>>28483121
I don't think it's your name though. Maybe the name added a bit more spice to the bullying, but if you had a better name I honestly think things would've turned out the same.
Also, it's normal for tall people to make fun of their manlet friends for fun. Don't let this question your friendship man, it's just teasing. That is, unless he actually does unironically bully you.
>>28482910
Do you like Game of Thrones? If so, I suggest changing your last name to Lannister. Then your full name would be Banister Lannister. Game of Thrones is a hit with normies, so you're sure to be popular after doing this as an added bonus! You will get lots of friends and probably a girlfriend too.
t. Clark Stark
Wow what a hilarious thread! Watch out, Banister's off the rails again!
>>28483309
Haha good one. I don't mind jokes, I can laugh at myself.
