>go into backyard to get 15 minute of daily sun
>there's a wasp or something flying around
>come back inside
how am I meant to do this
>go outside
>front lawn is cut unevenly
i mean what the hell
>>28482067
>go on 15 mile hike
>horsefly follows me around the entire time
>go outside
>people look at me
>cloud of mosquitos, flies, and random tiny flying shits forms around me after 5 minutes
>>28482067
15 minutes of sun is bullshit. Just take vitamin D and never go outside.
>farmers tan
JUST
>>28482226
getting 15 minutes of sun is definitely the best part of my day. feels better than the best drugs
i got stung by a wasp once, just ignore them. its basically like a slightly more severe mosquito bite
>>28482243
blah blah blah text goes here
>go out
>start truck
>get to a light
>feel like I'm wrong for being head of traffic
>light changes and peel out to look like I'm not a granny
>do around the speed limit everywhere I go
>am a ninny about my truck so I park in fucking boonies
>walking through store
>if I see someone in an isle I was going to go down I go somewhere else until it's empty
>takes me 20 minutes to fill a hand basket and get the fuck out of there
>so jittery by the time I leave I drive home like it's a GTA mission
Fucking why.
>go outside
>see all of these happy, functioning people with relationships and lives
>feel ugly, stupid and worthless
>suicidal thoughts start coming
I don't want people to see me, I don't want people to acknowledge my existence.
15 minutes is literally nothing. Why bother?
>>28482290
This, expect that I get homicidal thoughts instead.
>>28482259
Going outside is great and being in the sun is nice but the "15 minute sun for vitamin D" shit is dumb.
>go out on my bike
>flies in mouth
>flies in my eyes
Jesus fuck
>go outside
>see neighbor loading dead dogs into the trunk of his civic and drive off
>try to go back inside but door is locked for some reason
>post this
>>28482067
go somewhere without wasps
wear a hat
>>28482356
enjoy your glass bones, depression and low test
>opens garage
>runs to mailbox as fast as possible to avoid people
>trips
>neighbors come running to help
FUCK
>>28482427
he is probably more sane than you,
conclude from the picture you posted.
>>28482372
a bug flew up my nose once!
>>28482067
>have to go outside to put out trash
>everything is extremely bright
>begin feeling light headed
>my vision is swimming somewhat
>nothing feels "real"
>my body's movements feel unnatural and forced
>I can smell things, some good some bad
>strange noises everywhere
>feel generally worried and anxious
>manage to quickly get trash into bin
>hurry back inside trying not to trip over my feet
How has our species survived so long in such a harsh environment? And who thought it was appropriate to procreate amongst such suffering?
>tfw very afraid of bugs
>even harmless ones like flies and snails and ants that can't really hurt me
>tfw my mom makes fun of me for this all the time
>tfw I'm a failure of a man
It's humiliating desu
>>28482259
Wasp bites hurt like a bastards. Got banged three times when I tried moving a tree branch in a driveway.
>>28482861
that's really pathetic
>tfw want to go outside
>tfw outside but want to go back inside
wtf is wrong with me?
>>28482165
i nen'd at this
robots what are you supposed to wear outside when it's hot, and youre a fat fuck? tshirts look awful on fat guys, but everything else makes you far too hot. this is the biggest reason i dont leave the house in summer. fuck wasps, too.
>>28482978
iktf senpai
>tfw camel cricket in my room somewhere
>sitting at desk
>there's a mosquito or something flying around the desk area
>keep swatting at it, keep missing
>stand up
>screech angrily while pacing around the room flailing my arms
>sit back down and continue browsing
You've gotten the best of me this time, mosquito-san
How you guys consider yourself men is beyond me.
>>28484105
It's not like all of a sudden no one can tell you're fat when you put on a hoody. Anyway, black t-shirts made out of heavy material are the best option
>>28482067
You're meant to buy a vitamin D supplement and never go outside again.
>>28482861
You have cave adaptation. Collapse the entrance to your fortress and leave the surface world behind. Then begin construction on the magmaducts to flood the outside world with molten fury when foolish goblins think to siege your bastion, or the odd colossus.
>go outside
>the sun
>people
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>smell of grass
>voices
>cars going by
>hot sun
>AAAAAAAHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>walk by people
>hear them breathing
>feel feet touching ground
>legs moving
>NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28484469
I laughed pretty hard at this. Dwarf Fortress?
>package gets delivered
>excited to grab it asap (new onahole)
>my asshole neighbor is watering their lawn for an hour
>if I step outside now they'll acknowledge my existence
fucking why just go inside its gonna rain anyway
I'm a student and attending classes is non mandatory where I live, so I often skip.
I don't know how to manage my day sometimes. The other day I laid in bed all day studying while listening to ASMR videos, then the next day I tried doing the same but it was way too hot in my room (I don't have AC). I like going on bicycle trips but my bike is shitty and the gears don't work properly so it's like riding in first gear the whole time. And I can't afford a new bike.
Being a poor fag sucks.
>>28486264
Being a poorfag is sweet if it means you don't work much or not at all.
The best things in life are free. Well, if you can at least afford some kind of computer.
>Relaxing in my cave
>Birds chirping outside
Mother nature is a cunt
>>28484864
Return to Reddit, fuckboy.
>>28482290
>not homicidal
>>28486621
>the most complex, hard, difficult to approach game ever made
normie please go back to your xbox one and continue playing halo
>>28482067
>go outside
>see pic related
>"How am I supposed to go running?!"
>>28482290
Oh god this, stings like hell too.
>>28486721
Running sucks. Cycling and swimming are the way to go.
I swim about 1300 yards 3 times a week. I think the running equivalent of this would be 5km/3miles
>>28487038
What makes you say running sucks?
>>28482320
Vitamin D..
Oregano
