Post here and ill tell you how will you die lmao
Or your future love
Idfk
FATE
But short lived since i should sleep?
Pd: smoking is uncool i dont smoke lmao
>>28481525
hit me champ
How will I die? Where do I meet my future love? Tell me both, please.
Are you love fate guy?
If so, hi love fate guy.
If no, nice to meet you death fate guy.
So, how do I bite the dust?
>>28481525
how will i die
tell me pls
me too thanks
check these dubs
>>28481525
>>28481542
>>28481555
>>28481595
>>28481641
>>28481675
OP here
you will all die of old age after living a happy and fulfilling life with the girl you love
>>28481686
haha, baited, hahah,
next time use a semi realistic scenario
>>28481525
Hi, I'd realy like to know about my future love, What's her name? What does she look like? Anything that will help me discern it's her.
hey, you're back! tell me my fate, friend. maybe about my job or love prospects or whatever comes to you. you're awesome thanks
pic sorta related lol
>>28481525
Will i escape depression, anon?
>>28481686
Not me lmao.
But maybe you will?
Waito ill get to it in a short while
Loveklvejfbdgjff
Love.
>>28481709
I will roll for this my amigo
Tell me either, or both pls.
>>28481728
I didn't doubt you.
Take your time, love.
DUDEEXISTENTIAL DEPRESSION
LMAO
I can has future?
Yo dude, you got smth for me?
>>28481525
Pls tell me my future, senpai.
>>28481542
HITTING YOU
LIKE A TRUCK
IN JAPAN
an accident but probably not car related so idk
>>28481555
OLD AGE --80 PERCENT
is actually not old age
because like
people dont die like OH TOO OLD BLEGH
but rather body failure due to old age lmao
20 something more brutal
you meet your love on the sunlight garden
>>28481595
more like gal lmao
hi
nice to meet you again
well anon you will bite the dust on live tv
lmao no
no?
well it would be weird
i guess is a small but important chance
so beware
GET AWAY OF CAMERAS
>>28481641
with an orgasm
lmao envy
>>28481675
you didnt get dubs
you lied to me
do you think this is fucking funny anon
do you think im laughing
tell me oh oracle sama
>>28481525
hit me anon, i wanna know everything.
>>28482047
hey fuck you i still want my fate even if i didnt get dubs
ill do it this time if you really want me to
check em
>>28481703
Name: I DONT KNOW GODDAMN I DONT KNOW PLEASE DONT KILL ME I JUST DONT IM NOT PERFECT
Weird name tho
LOOKS LIKE: Blond-ish hair which kinda resembles green? idk
nice eyebrows
wears stripped clothing
EVEN PANTIES
>>28481709
rolling for bruiser and sweet discounts
THANKS ANON I LOVE YOU
ill tell you what i see
regarding your death a dark cave
darkness descends
its a living shadow
of something thats struck in the past
regarding love i see a girl with a phone
she crazy lmao
regarding jobs i see dragon dildoes but im guessing thats not it so lmao lets leave it at that
>>28481715
YES YOU WILL
It wont be easy
but you will anon
im so proud
>>28481728
kiss me lmao
>>28481761
oke, rueda
tu muerte se dara en un sitio amplio y plano
como fieras
y sera fama
lmao
>>28481777
777
LUCKY
LUCKY
THE GODDESS OF LOVE IS FUCKING YOU
LIKE RIGHT NOW EVEN IF YOU DONT NOTICE
LUCK LOVES YOU
MONEY AND BITCHES LMAO
SEX AND DRUGS LMAO
TRAINS LMAO
CRASH LMAO
W-what about me, OP?
what will happen to me
i just want it to be over already
Read me all over OP
Please, tell me. sfsf
>>28481525
I can feel the end.
What's my fate?
Tell me my future, friend
>>28481822
according to wittgestein second tractatus stuff the problem of life gets solved by not thinking about the problem of life
but anon
the fact that you think about it made you better
is what makes us humans
metametameta lmao
so now go and indulge in hedonism and happiness
im happy hope you are happy too
search for a girl who likes the avengers and has big boobs
>>28481926
there is no future for you
only a
a something?
what the fuck is this shit
damn
go away
>>28481934
YOU GET FAT STACKS
SUPERPACKS
YES
YOU GET EVERYTHING
ARE YOU SATISFIED?
Search for the untidy place
with two beds
and a dreamcatcher
>>28481944
okee
like
death is so close to you it hurts lmao
but also there is a person
a lost person with red hair
and she is important
>>28482051
I SHALL UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF YOUR DEATH
YOU WILL DIE ON A HIGH PLACE
DONT GO TO ITALY?
ALSO YOUR DEATH WILL BE SLOW BUT PEACEFUL
>>28481525
Whats gonna happen to me OP? Am I gonna feel better before I pass? Sad guy here
>>28481709
Rolling.
Also please give me a gf fateI want to compare it to the last time you have me a gf fate
>>28482143
I know you're not perfect OP, thank you. it means a lot that you do stuff like this. I think you did something like this awhile back. Keep on choogling and don't stress yourself out
>>28482054
you might die on a street confrontation because of a hit in your head
that sucks lmao
good luck
>>28482073
WELL YOU FAILED AGAIN
MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT ANON I DONT KNOW
>>28482161
20 percent carcrash
20 percent old age
20 percent weird illness
5 percent suicide
20 percent unknown
15 percent i dont know that much about using these things
cool pants tho
>>28482176
THERE IS A LONG WAY FOR YOU
FULL OF UPS AND DOWNS
SO IF I WERE YOU
I WOULD BE PREPARED
also soon you will be very stressed
gamabarbabte
>>28482182
ill read you lmao
slooowly
sexily lmao
yoooooouuuuuu wiiiiiiiillllll beeeeeee veeeeryyy cloooouuuseeeee tototot deeeeeaaaaathhhhhh buuuuutttttt yooouuu wiiillll ooooveeeercoooomeeeee ittttttt ah ah ah
there
then you die ofc
>>28482351
>also soon you will be very stressed
oh boy sounds like you know me
what about me, family
"here"
?>;D?D;<?
................
this is kind of a pain in the ass with the spam filter
>>28482351
im guess im just really unlucky
maybe that says something about my fate
check em again
>>28482399
Ayy, you did it.
>>28482183
stay away from trains
also anon
i dont see greatness in your life
but i do see a subdued thing
like a black and white thing
ehh
i cant explain it sorry i know i suck lmao
>>28482206
senile
old age
i dont think the end is near for you lmao
well it could always be
you might be feeling the CHANGE
TIME TO RUN
>>28482214
a great job will be botched
a escape
in a simple place
to breath
and then meeting someone
not that you expected it
it just happens
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY
>>28482304
death is not a solution because death means nothingness anon
so no you wont
but you might feel better by yourself if you follow a certain path
a difficult path
can you?
>>28482311
OH GOD DONT DO THIS LIKE DONT WARN ME
also it doesnt matter lmao
fate is difficult to read
TODAY your love wears hats or caps or something on her head
and she might get a tan of sorts
there
>>28482351
>you might die on a street confrontation because of a hit in your headthat sucks lmao
o man, and I never found love.
Tell me OP for I have amor fati.
Me next, you raging faggot
>>28481525
What is my death like?
>>28482474
>and she might get a tan of sorts
MUH DIC
>>28482236
>death is so close to you it hurts lmao
That's depressing. How it will be?
>>28482474
thanks OP, gonna try to go down that difficult path i guess. At least there is a chance for it to get better. I like the way you write btw
>>28482474
Can you give me fate on my future love you pile of sunshine
>>28481525
tell me how i die bih
and future love shit
why don't i like anything or anyone even though i try many things
will there come a brighter day, my friend?
>>28482368
there is a sense of infinity towards you
like an eternal rerun
so i cant talk about your death
as it doesnt matterr
>>28482379
ORIGINALLY you will die with ORIGINAL things like ORIGINALLY beware of SEX because GENITAL HERPES LMAO is not funny genital herpes is bad i know you like oh god where would i have sex but things happen trust me trust a random person lmao anyways i cant see shit so im distracting you by talking a lot like my seer grandpa told me btw thats a lie i dont have such a grandpa
>>28482399
LA TERCERA ES LA VENCIDA
BLADJ
SUKA
GOOOOD ONE lmao
anyways lovely anon
your death will be a sacrifice for redention
of sorts?
but its a happy death
so be happy
>>28482489
ANON LETS MARRY LMAO
LIKE RIGHT NOW
AMOR FATI IS THE BEST
btw i see an horrible painful death so beware anon love ya
>>28482503
AYYYYY NOT
oke lets go:
shall the end be clear
on night sky fall seer
a winged beast
from throne upon
descend on mortals feasts
>>28482506
sloppy
>>28482526
anon i dont think its your death whats close
more like
death
some people have that
death close
keep an eye on people surrounding you lmao
no
>>28482531
THANKS I WROTE IT MYSELF
>>28481525
Do your best wizard
>>28482615
will you tell me how i find true love if i get dubs again?
>>28482615
hey OP its me the sad guy again. Do you think I have a chance to find love? Also I think I love you senpai
>>28482615
>beware of SEX
No need to worry there think shark attacks in the desert are more likely. That's like trying to beware of jackalopes.
>>28482567
yes
she lives on a building
she is skinny
to meet her
eat carrots
not joking lmaoo
>>28482571
YOU DIE BECAUSE OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE VERY FULLFILLING WITH 3 KIDS
YOUR LOVE WILL BE OLD AGE HEART FAILURE
there
no i didnt mix them
>>28482600
well lmao probably you are like disensneisirtnzed
its when you are like meh to everything
i understand that?
but
someone might come
a short person
thats all i see
and then hell shall break loose
>>28482624
ACTIO PROCTARUS
SERBIO NOANSNENDARIUS
ELEMENTALIS AKARTHATAS
PNEUMA DAEMON
lmao now a demon will live with you in your inner dreams
>>28482639
normal date
boring
go for it anon
>>28482615
>sloppy
Well I'm planning on killing myself, so that should be right
>>28482680
>>28482737
OP save me from this crippling loneliness ;___;
>>28482615
Thanks anon. I will prepare for my horrible death and hopefully will live another breath.
>>28482866
ssosososorry
i normally like
wait for 5 responses before answering?
so i dont run out of pics lmao
anyways, anon
there is love for you in your future
truth to be told
well this might get people angry
but if we talk about chances pretty much almost everyone has chances on love
no matter how pathetic, disgusting or awful they are
lmao thats why love is so great, dont you think?
jk i dont know much about love
anyways you do
if you want to find love
you must
be evil
well that sounds like a shit advice
i dont mean evil as in resentful weak evil
i mean strong evil
alt wait until you are 40 or more and it will naturally come
there lmao
love ya
dont force it then
>>28481525
instruct me on finding my future love
>>28481525
I would like to know how I die
Also my future love too
>>28482940
no problem you can wait for the thread to grow more before your next response then ^__^
When you say "be evil" do you mean as a lifestyle or just be evil to my future love? Idk if I have the villain gene in me desu. I should try to be stronger than I am though. Always trying to improve, Thanks for your help master
Tell me about death and love internet stranger.
>>28481525
Tell me about my death OP.
Tell me about my future. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>28481525
What will be the happiest moment of my life and why?
>>28481525
When will be the last time you make a thread with this topic oh wise fortune teller?
>>28482615
oke lets go:
>shall the end be clear
>on night sky fall seer
>a winged beast
>from throne upon
>descend on mortals feasts
Nigga what the fuck does that even mean
I am from canada. Do i ever travel? How old am I when I fall in love? Do they discover the cure for autism in my lifetime? Will I ever graduate high school?
Op has schizophrenia
>>28481525
>tfw south africa will never be under the control of a white man
Lay it on me OP, I'm ready.
>>28482962
to find your love you have two options
1) be gay?
your TRUE LOVE is reincarnated as a man here so sorry anon
2) be gay?
but jokingly lmao because you will get close to this girl who will love you
3) anime cons
there is a short qt glasses girl for you
she weird af
would not befriend lmao
4) TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH
>>28482985
you die of overdose
kinda
your love is a normal girl
too normal
thats scary af desu tbthtbt t btbtbtbtb
>>28483042
YOU ARE FAILING
HAPPY FACES ARENT EVIL
yo welcome
>>28483116
death is the end of things
as humans, we should consider death evil
but evil is not evil per se
so death is okay
death must be accepted because everything ends
except existence?
im not sure
love is a bond between two people
i think it as shared pain but idk too much lmao because im unable to love lmao jk maybe not
anyways your love is on another country and thats all i see
your death might be too
>>28483146
its a peaceful death and its better if i dont spoil it
>>28483164
FEW TIMES AROUND THAT TRACK
SO YOU HAVE TO STOP LIKE THAT
INO ALLA ALLA
ITS YOUR TIME
ITS YOUR TIME
GO GO GO
DANCE
>>28483182
when she says she loves you
because you will think its your fate
and the sunlight will feel like joy
>>28483200
well i cant read myself lmao
is it bothering you
sorry
>>28483236
YES BUT EVEN IF YOU DONT YOU WILL MEET TRAVELERS
LIKE 30 OR SO IDK MAYBE LESS BUT IT WILL FAIL EVENTUALLY
NO AUTISM IS FOREVER LMAO
YES
>>28483248
lmao
rude
maybe
>>28483307
what.
>>28483374
a dishwasher
or a cloth washer
thats the kind of thing
water and electricity
and a
huh
thing on her head?
she has a weird friend
death will be sudden for you
Hit me up on both fronts fampai.
>>28483384
I like normal people
What do you mean that I kinda die of an overdose?
Do I go to a hospital and the doctor injects me with too much medicine?
If so, I will continue avoiding doctors and hospitals.
>>28483384
how do i into evil? I want to be better, How can I be the best version of myself?
>>28483426
Tell me my future nigga
DO I EVER GET A HUSKY??!??!
eat shit you gay nigger
Tell me my love fampai desu
>>28483384
>its a peaceful death and its better if i dont spoil it
Oh you, second time you say this to me, you just know I would get anxious and obsessed over it don't you.
Anyway, the "you will be ok with love" from the other thread and "peaceful death" makes me feel better about my future, I guess there's still hope for me in this world after all.
Thank you :)
>>28483495
>STILL not wanting based German Shepard
Anon, are you even trying to learn?
>>28483426
Its canada anon again, I'm the one who called you schizophrenic lol. Do I get fat or anything like that? How do my looks hold up? Am I ever gonna be happy? Do I chase my dreams? Why am I so lazy? Who do I fall in love with? Who do you fall in love with? Is it me?
>>28483433
OKAY
I WILL
PREPARE TO GET HIT
DEATH: SOMETHING LUNG RELATED?
LOVE: SOMETHING HEART RELATED?
>>28483470
by testing new ways of approaching people lmao
>>28483472
YAAA DAWG LMAO
nigga be sizziling
know whatim sayin?
daaayuuuuum nigga boi
you will be mid sucessful
something market related maybe?
wife and daughter
therererer mah shizzle cracka holla
>>28483495
I KNOW YOU ANON
I RECOGNIZE YOU
YES YOU WILL
>>28483504
but im not
>>28483532
oke
your love has green eyes and brown hair
and she
eh
is happy about working
which is lame lmao
lameona
>>28483635
>I KNOW YOU ANON
>I RECOGNIZE YOU
>YES YOU WILL
YES!!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU ANON!!!!!
>>28483635
any advice on how to approach people master? Or am I supposed to just view people as beneath me?
i feel like i have a lot of anger and judgement that I don't let out, but I'm not sure how to use that to my advantage, Thanks again senpai
>>28483635
yeah you are cunt fucking say that to my face i'll destroy you nigger
What kind of love (if any) is in my future?
>>28483616
RUDE
LMAO CANADA
>fat
prob no
>looks
dont worry about that lmao, fine
>happy
yess!
>dreams
sort of
>lazy
because challenging your own limits could make you discover they arent as far as you hope they would be and also being lazy is easier lmao RIGHT
>fall in love with
some rosy cheek girl
>fall in love with
probably no one
>me?
yes love you
>>28483716
I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
LIKE
IN COLLEGE I HAVE LIKE SOME FRIENDS BUT IM STILL SORT OF A LONER YOU KNOW?
LIKE I MAKE FATE THREADS IN CLASS
sorry
anyways, no
just dont let things go to your head
try new stuff
try being a prick
try being harsh
try being always honest
try being quiet
etc etc etc that
nice pic tho
>>28483732
oke sorry
FATEANON HERE
im heading to bed
im super szzzzzz sleepey
sorry sorry sorry
if the thread is up tomorrow ill continue
BUT IT WONT BE LMAO LMAO
SORRY AGAIN
I TOLD YA
>>28483899
a cold love
but like in a cold place
not a cold person
actually more like a fuzzy person?
so go for it
>>28483925
lmao i have an MS degree but that doesnt mean shit irl. I guess i need to just branch out more. I'm a pretty introverted person so I think that is good advice. Thanks master glad you liked the pic
also fuck everyone im evil mothafuckas bang bang
>>28483945
goodnight anon thanks for the fun times
>>28481525
>Anonymous 05/11/16(Wed)15:08:12 No.284
Do I kill myself or not?
Like wondering if that's how I go out, kinda expect it.
>>28483925
I LOVE YOU TOO THANK YOH FOR TELLING ME MY FORTUNE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD GOOD NIGHT :,)
There goes my hero, watch him as he goes
>>28481525
destroy me op
>>28481525
Hey am I going to die anytime soon a lot of weird shit has been happening to me like just odd events I saw someone the other day crash on purpose and several times I slipped in the shower the other day. My brakes gave out on me while I tried driving to one of my interviews and before that I accidentally drove off a canyon because the clutch on my car popped and the car jumped off the canyons gaurd railing and then I almost got T-Boned and ran over last night while jogging. I feel like it's trying to happen man.
>>28484514
Also future love would be nice to hear I just got dumped by my fiance and I feel like crying non stop pls.
>>28481525
Who is this character?Sorta looks like me
Death clock said something to do with air.
Currently breathing in black mold daily.
What's your take?
OR ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP AGAIN XDDDDDDD
