>three pound tuna salad due in 24 months
I don't know how I'm going to pull this off.
>>28481477
what does this mean? You have two years to make some tuna salad?
>an original thought due in this thread
It will never happen
Fuck all of you and fuck tripfags
>>28481492
First time I've audibly laughed in two months right here
I too am in similar situation
>twelve word post due in two weeks
Wish me luck, friends
>>28481617
Hey look, someone got the joke.
>>28481477
this made me laugh so hard I'm crying
thanks man
>>28481628
Thanks, friend. I've always been pretty good at identifying jokes
Fantastic thread. Well done! Magnificent
>one page suicide note due tomorrow
>haven't even started
I'm losing the will
>>28481477
>6 million Jews dead in 6 years
>>28481736
>go out, finally make some friends
>they give me support to follow my dreams
>barely manage to get it done
>6mil in 6 years but I fucking did it
>eventually fall back into a depression
>kill self
>but at least my legacy will live on
>years later a bunch of jackoffs tell a US presidential candidate that moving millions of people across borders isn't possible
just fuck my shit up senpai
>certain death due in 1 minute
>>28481932
Did you make the deadline?
Tfw three days to make potato salad
THREE DAYS
>>28482465
But potato harvest isn't until July. Tell your professor that he's being unreasonable
>>28482465
Don't get sand in it
>3 weeks before mom finds the ghost onahole
not gonna make it lads
>responsible, self-sustaining adult due in 18 years
There's no way I'm not going to fuck this one up
>>28481692
Oh shit, this one got me
>tfw 7 word reply due now
