who /shit job and no college/ here
>tfw no job
>tfw no college
who /shit college and no job/ here
>>28480831
>tfw job
>tfw trying to finish votech for my 2 year
>tfw i think i wont finish my last course in time for graduation
>>28480831
>work AND college
>both are hard as shit
HELP
Who shit load of college and job here?
who /cashier/ here
just realised i got home and got on my computer and started typing and touching everything without even washing my hands from touching filthy money all day, fuck
Who no chance of ever getting a job college here.
>tfw going to be needing to get a job at the end of the month or my dad will be kicking me out
never had a job. what am i in for
>>28481156
>oh how I wish I had a job
>hmmmmmmmm I wish I could get out of my cozy warm bed before the sun rises being pulled away from sweet dreams by an awfu sound
>only to come back home after the sun set making it feel like I live in total darkness
Her is the thing, there is nothing wrong with having a job as long as having a job isn't your goal, that makes you a cuk and please don't mention spending a week in Japan as your goal, if you like Japan so much you could go live and work there
Working because it makes you rich is OK, working to afford something nice is OK,, working to afford education is also OK but why would anyone settle for a shitty 40 hours a week minimum wage job is beyond me, employees rarely even get management position.
If you want that comfy job you should be studying instead
>>28481213
Try speedrunning sm64
>>28481229
what do you do when someone forgets their wallet?
always a nightmare of mine
>>28481263
This nigga gon die
Literally hate doing something but do it anyway. Feel yourself dieing inside. Contributing nothing original or significant to the world. Everyone else rich fag laughing at you. Chads everywhere and Stacie's. Have to pretend to care about them.
A job is basically hell on earth for a robot
>>28481263
This is me dishwashing
>>28481337
My first job was hella comfy working in my uncles office that was 4 blocks away from home part time, getting good money.
Shame I was just 18, barely out of highschool and not ready for it
>>28481399
forgot my original link of course tfw always forget the link
https://soundcloud.com/brandoid/dp2wage2
>>28481156
this to be quite honest frankly
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIE?!
I just got my degree in Information Systems a few days ago but I don't have a job. I've just playing video games in my parent's basement for the 5 days since I graduated.
I don't even know where to apply or what to do. I worked as a waiter years ago in high school but that's been my only job.
Bots, I'm thinking of getting a job. I'm stuck at home, NEET, I can't go to college until next year probably because my dad didn't file his tax returns and I can't get financial aid until he does, and I'm not cucking myself by financing college solely with student loans.
I don't even own a car and I really need one, if I got a job at least I could save up for that and also save up in general. Having some savings is better than none right?
So there's a White Castle by my house, if I worked there I could get $8 an hour. Should I try applying for it part time? Or maybe applying for Dollar General or Rally's? What should I do? Is it worth it?
>>28480831
How about who /great job and no college/ here? I beat the system, truly one of the smuggest feels.
who /hopeless/ here?
27 no job no college
23
No college
Been working at mcdonalds for 3 years
JUST
>tfw had a decent job
>tfw HR found out I didn't have a diploma or GED
>tfw shit canned after working there for a month because of this
>tfw they refused to let me back on even after I got my GED
Stay in school robots or don't be a fucking idiot like me.
>>28481721
how do you put up with that shit fuck the public
>>28481763
What was the job?
I've been thinking of lying.
I'm tired of making 10$/hour.
>>28481767
I work overnight
Im here right now actually
>>28481811
Tissue processing tech. Basically I'd sterilize everything and take tissue samples from body parts donated to the lab. Pay was only $12/hour but it was a lot for me because I always worked shitty low paying wagecuck jobs.
>>28481324
Not that guy but a grocery casher. I'm good; never outwardly angry about it. If it's an obese sassy black woman, I'll be internally ticked. No issue at all if you're relatable (young easy-going guy), especially if you're nice/cool.
We can save the transaction and wait for you, it void it altogether. It doesn't happen very often, but in my eyes, its not a big deal.
>>28481814
so a 24 hour mcdonalds? night is when the drunks and scum come over
>>28481265
>Tfw working 40 hours now to pay for my studies
How in the world do people do this without getting the urge to go on a killing spree?
>>28481864
Mass dellusion. Convince yourself you're "earning" something with your "hard work"
Frankly the entire concept males me sick
>>28481864
They have the psychopath gene
>26
>working night shift as a janitor
>clean up the most disgusting shit you will ever see
>living in my car since the beginning of march
>shower at the ymca
>only thing i do is read books and shitpost from my phone
I work at dollar general and I hate every minute of it. But it's all I know and I'm afraid to quit.
>tfw never hear back or turned down from every absolute shit tier job i apply to
>tfw shit tier city
>>28481925
i just applied there pham. nothing but angry ghetto bitches and jamals everywhere
>>28481862
Only the drivethru is open 24 hours and i usually work grill
>>28480831
I'm /incommunitycollegeandlookingformyfirstjob/
>>28481265
At my grocery, only one person (besides managers) is full time. The lady is *basically* a manager, but not really. The other high up person is cucked into 39hrs every week. Everyone else is between like 10-30.
>>28481962
same. just finishing my first year and will be getting a job once summer starts. exams this week then i start a 2 week class the next week. once thats over hopefully i will have a job lined up. gonna start applying this weekend.
most people i know had jobs at like 16 so now that im almost 19 i feel a little behind
>college happy-go-lucky normalfags shitting the thread up
>>28482008
same but I'm starting classes during fall.
schedule is similar to now but I'm a class short since there are no physical science classes that fit in my schedule.
otherwise it seems I'm on track with completing my general education.
>>28482027
>khv
>literally zero friends
>interact with non family members maybe once a month
>normalfag
l want to kiIl myself
>>28480831
>not going on interpals and finding a rich foreign qt to fund your NEET lifestyle
I work in a shit job but the pay is decent. I make 25 dollars an hour to be a corrections officer.
Shit kinda of a shit job though.
>>28480831
>graduated from college
>good job
>getting ready to go back to college for even better job
It's pretty easy desu
Are you stupid or something?
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>only hs diploma
>no college
>went from dishwasher9.25hr to teller13hr
>hated both
>took cdl course
>become delivery driver making almost 22hr
>pretty chill job with time to shitpost on the clock when no deliveries or if they're all done
>>28482152
dude rekkkttt xDDD
>>28482215
cdl b?
Yep.
Mcdonalds here.
>>28482245
nah class a
It was a 2 month course. It's ez m8. You should do it.
>dropped out of high school after not even bothering to go for a long time
>basically no education
>work part time in a stamping plant
>also mop floors part time in a fish packing plant
stopped going to school in 7th grade
was still on the role so the subs always called my name apparently and it became somewhat of a meme around the school.
i was basically an urban legend. rarely left the house during middle school or high school. now i would have graduated 2 years ago and ive done nothing but be a neet. in fact i havent left the house in almost 3 months as of now. pretty sure this is the longest i have ever gone.
>>28482267
did you have to quit your job to be able to go to the classes?
College flunkout and no job here
I could go back to my uni now but I feel like I don't want to because it costs a lot of money (which I can get a loan for but still). It's not expensive as far as colleges go though, since it's a state school. But I would still need to pay for the tuition and an apartment.
>>28482285
>tfw no plants/factories around here
>tfw faggy art school tiny jobless shit city
>>28482405
I did because I hate my teller job and my workers but it was during the weekends anyway so technically I could have stayed working while going to the course. Some school will work with you. Some have classes the weekends and if you work weekends some have classes during the day. Just gotta find the right ones.
>>28482415
adding to this, I've been out of college for about a year and a half, I was working as a garbageman (it had its ups and downs), until I impulsively quit one morning back in february
>>28482386
at least youre not over 25 yet
>tfw oId
I graduated high school in 2009, started community college in 2011, went on and off. I worked shit jobs till 2013, worked in the oilfield till 2015 and got laid off.
Back in school with no job. I have no idea what I want do, should do.
>tfw just want to live in a van alone until i rot away
>>28481962
Temp agencies are almost guaranteed employment.
Only about 9$/hour starting but employment nonetheless.
>>28482438
Your level A license took you 8-10 days to acquire?
Fuck man I've thought about being a trucker for a little while.
How much did the training cost?
I'm a security guard. Never went to college, never going to. I hate studying, plus all of the liberal cucks would drive me insane to the point of mass-shooting them all.
>>28482702
How old are you?
How much does it pay?
How jobs before that?
>>28482677
I want to live in a van but I heard cops make you move and shit.
>>28482759
*Any jobs before that?
>go to community college
>only reason i still go and havent dropped out is because i have a crush on this girl that was in my class last semester and i never talked to
>signed up for a bunch of classes i dont need or like for the chance to get one with her so i could sit next to her
>walk around the halls hoping to find her
>havent seen her since last semester
>remember she said she was going to go for two years to some other girl so im pretty sure she still goes here
>will try again all summer and then the fall and spring semester of the next school year
>by this time next year if i havent found her again i will kill myself
>>28482759
I'm 23.
I live in a third world country, so the pay is in no way comparable to that of US wages.
Two - burger flipper and construction worker. Both of them sucked. I like my current job because I can shitpost in between patrols.
>>28482702
what are the optimal requirements for a security guard anyway? and how good is the pay?
>>28482776
yeah they do
>land of the free
>>28482702
>tfw currently cant afford the required classes in my shit state for security jobs
>>28481656
how so, my fellow anon?
>>28482783
>oneitis cucks
>>28481156
*yawns*
*stretches*
*farts*
I think it's time to make another NEET thread.
>>28482702
Security guard here too my man.
I enjoy learning though, I spend some of my job time doing just that, not a fan of regimented controlled school style learning. Especially now that almost everything you can learn in a college is online.
Its only purpose now is networking.
>>28482759
Not him but.
22
10$/hour
Several warehousing jobs.
I got it through nepotism though.
Other guys got it naturally, mostly older guys though.
>>28482808
>tfw lived in car for a year and had to deal with this shit before my car broke down
>slept in homeless shelters, underpasses and on park benches for a few months and had to deal with it again for a few months before i found someone a couple months ago who is letting me crash on their couch
the freedom i felt truly cannot be put into words
>>28480831
As of today I am, have to drop out cuz shit grades. Now my existence is solely dedicated to a shitty part time job. I think I've reached the end of the line. Looking into getting a gun.
>never had a job
>dad is threatening to kick me out and was screaming at me because im "not contributing to society"
kill me. this is coming from someone who hates his job and complains everyday too.
>>28482684
>Temp agencies
thanks for the input, will look into
>>28483011
iktf wish i was one of these lucky faggots on here that can get money from the government or from mommy and daddy
>>28483046
>tfw dad is an ex jock chad too and he goes on weekly rants to me about how he had a job right when he was 16
>tfw he got all his jobs because he was popular and had tons of friends who hooked him up with jobs
>>28481156
>no job
>no college
>spend all night in my bathtub constantly replenishing it with hot water to keep it comfy
>woops no more hot water, guess I'm done
>go out in the morning for a coffee and see the normie tenants from the other units looking grumpy from their cold showers, heading to their dismal 9-5
feels good
>>28483098
yeah and "i had a house, car,and a girl at your age"
>>28481657
same here brotha.
>>28483180
yea by my age he already had like 10 gfs
and got a good job and house quickly too despite barely graduating high school
fucking boomer scum
>>28483180
>car and a house could essentially be bought from the savings from a year or two in some entry level position (that didn't need 4+ years of college and an unpaid internship to get)
damn kids these days have it so easy!
>>28482386
Why? 12 seems awfully early to drop out.
Produce boy at Publix here.
>>28483180
>tfw you will never live in a prosperous time like that again
Only if I could vote for someone who can bring these days back or build a time machine.
>>28483252
people are saying if you elect trump, america will be reverted back to the 60's. i.e. one of the most prosperous eras in the states (though its democrats saying this so its weird they'd point it out)
>>28483270
lmao at people who believe that shit
nothing good will happen from any canidate
>>28483294
I think some candidates could do good, but a president can't even fart without it being approved by congress
>>28483270
globalization didn't exist in the 60s
nor did the internet
there will never be anything like that age ever again. we live in a world that has long since been worth living in for the average person.
>>28483314
I don't think people are saying he has a giant time machine, you mental midget
I wish this "you need to go to college to get a good job" meme would just die. Do what you like rather than what you think will get you the biggest paycheckunless college is the only way you'd ever be able to achieve your dream job but you can't afford it, then you're fucked lmao
>>28483270
>implying a president will be able to make any change
see obama
the only way things will be fixed is once everything completely collapses and we have race wars, a horrible virus, civil war etc.
trump is good though because if he loses and things go to shit under clinton then the red pilled population will get even angrier and those on the fence that might have even voted for clinton will get redpilled.
>>28483320
>people are saying if you elect trump, america will be reverted back to the 60's
wow! because that's exactly what the post said, you fucking moron.
>>28483348
People thought Obama failing would redpill everyone. It didn't even make a dent.
>>28483363
the context was in terms of the economy. learn to context, you retard
>>28483328
>just do wat i luv n the momey will come :^))
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
filthy lie. maybe if youre Chad "Outgoing" Thundercock and have all those awesome connections and luck and rich parents to fall back on
>>28483270
Boomers screwed this generation over sadly. They could've atleast taught us basic ways of socialising
>>28483371
it might once the dollar or stock market completely collapses
>>28483371
>context about the economy
>i mention globalization
>this somehow has nothing to do with the economy
pls kill urself
lmao here i go arguing with another 12 year old on the internet. fuck this shit im out. you are retarded as fuck my friend.
>>28480831
/shit job and really expensive STEM degree/ reporting in.
Ain't much better over here, family.
in my 30's now, been going from minimum wage job to minimum wage job, for like 15 years. never been promoted, never done anything of importance. just 15 years of humiliation and abuse, shit pay, and shitty people. i cant do it anymore guys. im thinking of putting a gun in my mouth
>drop out
>no college
>no job
>20
>tfw cant even work a shit fast food job or restaurant job because id end up having a bad panic attack on the first day and/or getting fired for not being able to talk
>>28482134
So you beat up prisoners at 200$ a day?
>>28482134
how do one get a job like this, what requirements are needed?
who here /walmart employee/?
>>28481656
If you have a job, you didn't beat the system. Try harder next time.
>average/good job (admin)
>no college
>job has lots of responsibilities
>Wanted more as I wanted to move up
>Responsibilities are starting to feel like they're weighing down on me and it's getting a bit too much.
I still go in with a smile every day because compared to A LOT of people it's a great job and it's always better than being a nigneet
>>28483975
isnt it hell
>retail sales associate
>no appreciation for my work
>had to beg for 3 months to be front end cashier
>steady stream of complaints from customers to managers that i'm rude
i...i'm not meant for this. i have no idea how i come across as rude. i force a smile and people look like they want me dead. i have an entire script i have to run through with customers and they get annoyed and curse at me when i try but i still try to force a smile and that's considered rude.
i want to fucking kill myself so bad
>>28484111
After while you grow numb and just view it as a circus
>>28484158
>be >>28484074
>Almost always nice/friendly
>If I've got +3 things I need to do urgently I get very short with co-workers and all but ignore customers.
Do you enjoy small talk?
>>28481899
The sounds like hell on Earth. Have you got anything saved for a bond and deposit for a cheap ass rental property?
>>28483975
cap 2 reporting in, #1654 Minnesota.
i just wanna be hired
>tfw no car to get to where the few jobs are
Anyone in London looking for a job? As long as you can solder I can get you a job. Pay is shitty at like 8 quid an hour but goes up to 10 in a couple of months
>>28484871
Should add that the hours are long enough so that you take home about 1800 a month which isn't too awful
>tfw wanna become a standover merchant
>could quiet easily obtain a gun
>find smalltime drug dealers
>quiet a lot of people deal out of their houses in my area
>setup fake drug deal
>meet them there and tell them if they don't bring me $1000 by tomorrow I'll burn house down/shoot them in legs
>they can't run to the police
it's the perfect job senpai
>>28484871
Can't solder sempai.
>even if you did go to college and get a job you'd be working a menial 9-5 until the day you die
WHATS THE POINT OF LIVING?
>>28482255
>actually flipping burgers
How does it feel to be the lowest of the low?
>>28485250
dank memes and pussy. even most min wage overgrown children who can't figure out how to land a comfy office job where they can shitpost all day still make sweet love to women and come home to some memes. life is truly a blessing.
>>28485271
There's lower jobs than Maccas.
Although not many. That shit will be automated within a decade. Where will society's dregs go to work when even fast food is no longer an option?
>>28485416
I genuinely think there are too many people on this Earth for our global economy, especially as many jobs are being automated nowadays.
There needs to be a culling. A world war would genuinely do good for this planet, just look at how many countries prospered after WW2.
>>28485455
are you really saying you shloud kill people because "each people should earn his living"? Wtf capitalists are fucked in the head
>>28485539
People need to earn a living but there's not enough living to be made.
I'm just pragmatic.
>>28481229
At least your immune system is going to be pretty good for the next year or so
