>Got asked out by Chad today
>Brutally rejected him
You should have seen the look on his face.I did it for you r9k
Why do roasties try so hard to be meme?
>>28479087
reeeeeeeeebbbbb i'm not a roastie
r9k approves, somewhere in the cosmos a neckbeard laughs heartily
you da real mvp
>>28479041
>tfw no cow titted disabled stalker gf
he wasn't chad then
What did you say?muteddddd
>>28479136
that's all I ever wanted <3 we should join forces and overthrow chad together
>>28479149
>tfw
I want to die
>>28479041
What really happened
Chads facetiming a bitch
>Hey uh... Chad do you.. ughh... wanna do something later
>Chad begins Chuckles
>Like we could... ughh.. go see that new Captain Ameri.....
>Sorry I have a Gf anon
>Girl on phone begins roasting roastie
>Both chad and stacie are laughing at anon
>Well I didn't want you anyways Chad you jerk
>Anon runs home with tears in her eyes
>Chugs Xanax
>Her mental disability won't let her cope with rejection so her alter ego recreated the situation in her subconscience
>Xanax kicked in
>Oh.. yah I think that did happen
>hahhaah I totally rejected a chad today
>I'm not ugly
>That guy was like a 4/10 to Brazil standards anyways
>What a loser, he totally deserved it
>I'm so great hahahha
>then she posted
That's wat really happened here, isn't it OP?
>>28479174
He was flirting with me on skype and I asked him to show me his penis. Then I spent 10 minutes making fun of it asking him how he can compete with other big cocks and he blocked me
I don't really care for size I just wanted to crush him
>>28479244
oh, close, looks like it was skype instead
>>28479244
haha fuck you and no
>>28479265
>Get on omegle chat
>M
>F
>Heturnsonthecharm.jpeg
>Hey how are u
>Fine
>That's good
>Thanks
>My name is Chad Alpha III
>my name is Anon hehehe
>You wanna skype
>Sure
Get's on skype
>Chad and his Chad bro
>Hey Chad so what do you like to....
>DUUUUUUUUUUDE
>HAHAHAHAH LOOK AT HER FOREHEAD
>OMG BREH THIS BITCH IS GROSS
>WHY IS SHE IN THE DARK
>HAHAHHA WHAT A LOSER
>You... YOu.... YOU GUYS ARE ... jerks
>Anon shuts her laptop violently
>Chugs Xanax
>Her mental disability won't let her cope with rejection so her alter ego recreated the situation in her subconscience
>Xanax kicked in
>Oh.. yah I think that did happen
>hahhaah I totally rejected a chad today
>I'm not ugly
>That guy was like a 4/10 to Brazil standards anyways
>What a loser, he totally deserved it
>I'm so great hahahha
>then she posted
That's wat really happened here, isn't it OP?
>>28479244
thanks for bringing truth to this shitty thread.
