He lost his virginity.
What's your excuse?
>>28477907
His shirt is cool as fuck breh.
>>28477907
I'm not willing to fuck hookers from SE Asia
>>28477907
He's a literal cyborg, of course he fucking got laid
look at that badass motherfucker
>>28477907
I don't have E-fame
it's too bad his brain is disabled too
Copypaste was approached by an obese woman on IRC who said that if he paid for her to come see him New York she would take his virginity. She has extremely bad addiction issues with pills, (primarily benzos and opiates of which she paid for at street price xanax bars was her thing) and stole money from him and threatened to break his arms for money, she then totally destroyed his apartment, including urinating all over his bed and the floor.
When taking his virginity she had to lower her obese body on top of him and up, which she complained about and ended up breaking some of his bones.
Copypaste hated this, and is very upset he fell for it.
>>28477907
I lost my virginity years ago but my life is just as lonely and miserable, people don't want to fuck me now anyway so it's all really quite pointless.
>>28477925
He did not have sex with any female hookers, they were entirely all ladyboys. He is back in the states I must add.
>>28478033
It still counts
>>28478033
jesus, how horrifying. asdf
>>28477907
I don't run a popular chan website and get free money from donations to live off in an asian country full of cheap asian prostitutes.
>>28477907
FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE KIKEWHEELZ!
>>28478096
Yeah it does, his penis entered her vagina but it is not like she could support her bodyweight for long, and he paid for in cash and pain, he has brittle bone disease. (That was why he was her target, he needs to take pills)
>>28477907
>What's your excuse
never tried
Because I'm a true wizard and not a betrayer of the righteous path.
Fuck cripplepaste, the only good thing about him is he's going to die sooner rather than later.
I like cripplechan, lads
the girl took advantage of him to get into his apartment and steal his shit. she wasn't attracted to him.
>>28477907
>What's your excuse?
I'm not a cripple
