>having a dream that I am cleaning out a cannon in the civil war with one of those chimney sweep things
>wake up
>was actually sounding my urethra with a broken coat hanger
this is original and actually funny
refreshing for /r9k/
>>28477177
this actually made my dick hurt, congratulations OP
>>28477222
Full house
I post these every day, hoping it will catch on soon
>>28477177
>have dream that I'm dining with royalty
>wipe my face after the dessert course
>wake up
>actually rubbing my face with the fresh cum rag
>>28477177
>Having dream about being a soldier in ww1
>Hacking apart Fritz with my trench tool
>Wake up
>Brutally murdering my infant sister
>>28477177
>Have dream about being in a strange where I exist in the purest way
>Wake up
>Was actually in limbo between existence and non existence