>fart in my room
>no ventilation so it lingers in the air
>jerk off so much the smell lingers
>"anon there is an odd smell in your room, you need to take care of that"
>faps without tissue
>just wipe the cum on the side of the mattress
>"whats this on the side of the bed?"
>jizz on white cloth turns piss yellow
>entire room has jizz on it
>smell like a salt marsh in here
>>28476665
Yeah when I was younger I did this. I also smeared my cum across the wall and ceiling, it just stained everything yellow.
>haven't cleaned room in months
>leftover food, ancient cum rags untidy as shit, the lot basically
>some jerkbag in another house destroyed his whole wall and covered it up with a poster
>now the landlord wants photos of the room to prove we've not damaged it
>my rooms fine structurally but its a tip and i just know they're going to be annoyed
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>if you even dare reply "just clean it then" then you are officially to normie to be here
>>28476815
Just clean it then
>>28476735
I used to literally cum on the wall and go to sleep lmfao
>>28476815
Just hide it
>>28476815
>take picture of clean room
>"oh look the room is clean."
>>28476906
>landlord doesn't know what the rooms look like
dude they take photos before you move in so if you trash it you have photographic evidence if you need to sue them or whatever
>>28476877
Good call actually, shove all the crap to left side of the room to take photo of the right, then reverse.
Sorted.
>>28476986
Just clean it you fucking retard
>>28476986
Show us pics, it can't be that bad.
We have to know what we're dealing with before we can help you.
>>28477007
NORMALFAG DETECTED
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>>28477033
Just clean it then
Its that original
>when I was younger I used to literally cum on the floor under my desk
>come home from college
>parents redid the carpet in the basement
>"we're not allowing drinks near your desk, anon, we found all of your spills"
>they thought they were drink spills
