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>had my first date at 24 years of age last night >everything
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>had my first date at 24 years of age last night
>everything went well
>kiss girl goodbye at door
>cum
>she didn't notice
What the fuck was that?
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>>28475735
First data at 24 u serious?
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>>28476077
Spot the newfag

BASED ciara tells you to fuck off
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>>28475735
It's normal for us late bloomers.

He'll any time I hold a girls hand I get a slight boner. It's what happens when you don't experience something for years, you become hyper sensitive to it.
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>>28476077
i'm 23 and have never been on a date
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>>28475735

You're deprived of oxytocin, and your brain hit you so hard with it you body was overwhelmed. Your sensitivity to the drug is extreme due to lack of physical contact. People with dogs have less of this issue. In any case if you keep having physical contact it will get less intense with time. Masturbate beforehand next time as well.
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>>28476077

Do you even know where you are? Why are you on this board?
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I held hands with a girl at 23 and this happened to me.

She said she smelled something but I just said it must be something from the construction site we were passing, we were on a bus. you are free to cringe
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>>28476413
kek m8
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>>28475735
>>28476413
Are you guys talking about straight up blasting in your pants, or just letting a bit out? The latter is normal I believe, at least for people like us.
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>>28476077
FUCKING LEAVE

ORIGINAL
PANCETTA
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>>28476413
Girls can smell cum. They have a cum sense.

That's why they don't like loser who masturbate to anime all the time. They can smell it on you.
The more you fap, the less women you'll get.
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>>28476532
is that why women hate each other?
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>takes me at least an hour to jerk off
>these guys are jizzing in their pants from the wind blowing
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>>28476569
both are pretty sad tbqh, familia
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>>2847656
>I open the window and a breeze rolls in
Now I have to listen to that shitty song
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>>28475735
Haha
Origino commento
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>>28476323
>tfw get a boner when doggo rests its head in my lap

I-it shouldnt be like this i swear
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>>28476542
Savage
adidas originals
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>>28476077
Fuck off normie. Some of us are 27+ and dateless.
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>tfw i had something that could be called a date but no physical contact and no future contact

and I paid
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>>28477009
word
>25
>no friends
>no gf
>khv
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>>28477021
I've had a bunch of those. I can't tell which of us was the least interested though
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>>28475735
That, my friend, was PROGRESS. Keep going.
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>>28475735
That happened to me once. I spent a weekend at a resort and there was this girl in my group. One thing led to another and we kiss in a back alley, and just like that I fucking cum. I wasn't even a virgin then. Shit was cool. I spent the next few hours with her and I think she didn't notice.
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>>28475735
when u nut but she dint even start succin haha its dat boi!!!!!!
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>>28477305
For the record: Didn't fuck her, but she did blew me the next day.
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>>28476569
>an hour to jerk off
How. If I'm not actively trying to hold it in it takes a minute. If I am trying to hold it it takes 5-6 minutes.
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>>28475735
>>28476323
>be 23
>dateless, kissless virgin (DKV?)

Thanks for letting me know. If I ever find a girl who wants to be with me (shouldn't take more than a lifetime), I'll make sure to fap before our date.
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>>28476077
go away normalfag
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>>28476323
Next time op should fuck a dog before a date
hahahahahahaha
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>>28477329
kekzilla
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>>28477563
but thats already how I end any good date
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>>28477428
THE CLAW
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>>28476569
Thought I was alone. Unless Im grabbing my dick like it owed me money, it'll take me about 45 minutes to jack off, sex I can last upwards of an hour and a half but I just fake orgasm when I get bored.

Sex is normally the failing thing in my relationships, I just don't feel anything
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>>28477711
sex with a condom on is even worse. though its easier to fake the orgasm
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>>28476569
jerking off has no fucking correlation with that
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>>28475735
Omg lyke you are SUCH. A LOSER!!!! Lmfao!!!!!! Hey guys, check out this freak'n fagg!!! :)))))
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>>28477329
fresh memes right here boys

o shit waddup
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