Any stories about how you literally had it in the bag and managed to fuck it up with a girl?
Here's mine:
>be me, really into cars and running
>senior in hs, meet a really nice girl on first day of school
>hi my name is Anna, nice to meet you
>don't talk to her much after that
>until 2 months later, it's early October, and we see each other at the park at lunch
>we start talking
>shit kind of falls into place
>I get her number
>invite her to lunch a couple times, pretty good so far
>the formal dance is around the corner in about a month
>it's like early mid October now
>football team has homecoming game
>I ask her if she wants to hang out after school before the game starts
>"sure anon"
>we go to Umstead State Park
>we walk in the trees its lightly raining
>I show her my favorite tree in the park, tell her this is where I trained for all my races
>she thinks it's pretty cool
>we make it back to my car
>"I have one thing to ask of you"
>"what"
>I pop trunk
>I pull out a cookie cake with her name on it
>"would you like to go to the formal with me, Anna?"
>"I would love to go to the formal with you, anon"
>I get sort of hard, semi stiffy
>she pretends not to notice but I know she does because I'm having my leg up on the bumper to try and hide the boner
>we go into car, take her to dinner and then back to game
>I take her to lunch a couple more times after this
>one time I ask her and she says no, she is doing something with her friend
>ok, play it cool
>ask her again
>still no
>one more time I ask
>says she has to study for a test
>disappointed, first time I ever got this far with a girl
>but continue anyways
>get suit for formal, overcoat, French cuffs
>this is a big deal for me, never been to a dance
>I realize I have never been to a dance
>don't know how to dance
>am kind of nervous
>the same week I discover MGTOW
>am obsessed with cars too
>tweet that "I would rather be working on cars than going to the formal but since I already have paid for tickets I'll go"
>she texts me "why don't you just @ me next time"
>I freak out
>oh shit she noticed
>I kind of did it on purpose
>all because I didn't know how to dance and was scared
I fucking held it in my hands and I still cannot live with it
I need to move on
quads gets her #, I'm deleting it
Turn yourself into soap
I'll keep it reeeal short
>get close to girl in theatre play with me
>she throws a party
>flirt heavy with her
>get in bed with her
>can't get hard
>both roll over and go to sleep
That was a fun show considering we had another 7 weeks together on stage :^)))))
>>28475682
Bred du gud
>>28475480
You fucked up so hard it's literally unsalvageable
>>28475412
You made me blush. This is bad. Call her, say you are sorry you tweeted like an idiot, you'd love to go to the dance, and you really care about her.
That passive aggressive shit you pulled with the tweet is more like RBDFR ( roasties being dumb fuckinf roasties) than MGTOW. Man, you're too young to start getting into this shit. Stay true to yourself and your hobbies and don't worry about these trite little 'movements' that try to pander to your desire to feel masculine.
Good luck, buddy.
>>28476725
he said homecoming. It is spring right now.
>back in high school days
>be in Spanish 4 with a Latvian high test qt
>her body was insane, qt face
>probably had F cups
>we trade glances for a couple months
>always see her in the halls but I just pass by her with my head down
>see her alone going to lunch, I am also alone (as usual)
>she sees me and screams "hey! You're really cute!" Then darts off
>get terrible anxiety. I didn't even know I had anxiety up until this point
>next day approach her at the same time
>"hi"
>"hi"
>I blush and my voice is shaky
>start yawning a ton, it was a nervous tick of mine
>I don't even say anything back for a couple seconds. Just stand there like a bitch
>she looks at me, kind of weirded out, asks me how I am
>just say "g-good," ask her too
>walk in silence for a bit.
>meaningless conversation ensues at a snail's pace
>mutter "I haven't talked to a girl in a while, it's a lot harder than I remember"
>she gives me this weird look
>she follows me and eats with me at lunch. All of my nerdy friends freeze when she sits down
>silence for about the whole lunch
>she goes back to class
Cont.
>>28477199
>go home and make a mix CD for her.
>don't even know what music she likes
>just put on some regular indie junk
>next day
>see her in the parking lot 10-15 minutes before the bell, sitting in her car
>walk up and knock on window
>I scare her
>rolls window down
>"hi" she says very coldly
>stammer out "I made this for you"
>hand her the cd, in a case and all
>"oh, that's sweet of you" she says so fucking unenthusiastically. My heart kind of dies
>she then says "I have homework I need to finish, do you mind if you leave me alone?"
>"uh yeah sure. Bye"
>I leave and cry a bit walking into school
>never talk to her or any other girl like that again
I still look back on this and cringe. I'm actually good looking for the most part, I have nice hair and all. I just have the inability to communicate. Fuck. I can't find her online anywhere, she has a weird Latvian name.
>>28475682
>be in theatre
>do a theatre show
>bang three of the women involved with it because i'm the only heterosexual man for miles
>come to a run through one night
>everyone's pissed at me
>get spat at a couple times
>nobody'll talk to me anymore
>eventually quit
Oops
>>28477349
If you really are attractive she just got off on the idea that she could throw someone like you away because you were beta
>>28477416
Theatrefag as well, those bitches were crazy beyond crazy and horny as fuck
>>28477349
>>28477444
This
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You'll love mineor not
>Go to the city and crash with friends
>"glad you came anon my bday party is gonna be tomorrow"
>browsing normiebook I see this girl online
>text her "hey, party today at A's house"
>"oh, I just got back to the city today, sure I'll go"
>she actually comes
>bunch of guys onto her all through the party
>One of them was a pseudonazi (probably a /pol/shit actually) who dressed up as a fucking nazi officer and kept showing his chest hair around
>anyway, bunch of guys onto her, but I took her to dance for a while and she had fun
>at the end she sticks with me
>anon Ima go sleep now
>I go with her, the room is full of people so we don't actually do nothing
>I press my crotch onto her butt and she tells me off
>kay
>next day she comes over again, this time to spend the night
>anon Ima go sleep now
>I stay up a lil while and then go with her
>anon there's another mattress
>I'll sleep on this one with you
>oh okay
>Again I press my crotch against her butt
>she doesn't complain
>I completely sperg out, I just had sex with one girl before and all it took was me touching her hair
>I start touching girl's hair
>after about 10 minutes she says
>anon that's annoying
>o-okay
>nothng happens
She actually wanted the D and I managed to fuck it up, in bed with her. At least I got to cuddle
>>28477646
I have actually several stories along this line where I somehow end up with a girl in bed and sperg out.
>Meet girl through friends
>We all drinking and such
>Anon, S wants yer D
>So I kiss her and she plays along
>She turns out to be a craze who keeps complaining about my behaviour on just about everything
>one night we were all drinking again
>Okay I'm leaving
>anon it's 2am, you can sleep in my bed if you want to
>r-really?
>sure just... we're not actually going to do sex okay?
>sure okay
>I get to cuddle with this girl when she comes to bed
>next day I'm all happy about it and keep kissing her all the time
>she gets annoyed and tells me off
>she says something about her feeling as if she had a cold
>I understand it's a kind of hint for me to fucking leave her alone already
>another night
>same situation
>anon you can sleep in my bed
>okay
>dawn
>I wake up and she comes in
>I'm thinking I should go to work
>she tells me she did some coke with her friend
>starts kissing me and holding me close to her
>"okay er, I go to work now"
>she holds me and keeps kissing me
>she says something about her nose
>the exact same thing she said that other day
>I remembered that and thought I should leave her alone then
>leave
And again, she wass actually horny from all that coke and I just walked out. Soon after that she ditched me at her birthday party. But the bitch was a total craze, I'm glad nothing actually happened.
>>28477841
Crazy girls are the best.
>>28475412
>come from indoors
>sunsobrightthatthelightgetsblinding.png
>squint while outside
>people I pass by actually think that I'm mad all the time
>some of them see me a lot and assumed that I'm some prick that wants the attention when in reality they're making an issue out of something so trivial
>crush on girl for 1+ year
>finally get to talk w/ her
>things go well
>finally get a date w/ her
>take her for a walk to see fireworks, not on but hey, she enjoyed it
>talk for a few more weeks
>keep asking her if she wants to go out, do anything
>'Busy' excuses etc...
>finally meet her again on a night out
>takes me back to hers
>first kiss w/ her
>leave enjoying everything in the morning
>text her to meet me again
>excuses
>straight out texts me 'you're a nice guy, don't want to be with you' etc...
>same script
>she gets new bf
>still stares at me in clubs etc...
Don't talk to her anymore or feeling anything, but I heard the latest guy is fucking her over.
Always manage to fuck it up when pulling too, don't know how.
>>28475412
Here's how I fucked it up with a guy:
>met on tinder
>first online date I ever went on
>amazing day
>he tells me he's still a virgin yet 20 and that's fine with non virgin me
>next day we're telling each other lame pick up lines based on our profession
>I make a lewd one
>never messaged me again
Alright then I guess it scared his little virgin ears away. It was whatever. It was over half a year ago and I ended up seeing him on Facebook under recommended friends. Turns out he's dating his ex now that he trashed talked about, top kek
>>28479475
GET. OUT.!! rooooooooooo!
>>28479475
I honestly do not understand. I've ignored you up until this point, but are you really this much of an attentionwhore? You're more pathetic than all of us. You truly are. That's all I wanted to say, I'm not giving you attention.
>>28477646
how to spoiler?
>being at college playing pokemon
>some 7/10 girl talks to me "hey, how do you run pokemon on a phone"
>i explain how emulating works and show her my Abra and Oddish
>later in the train station
>she is sitting alone
>sit next to her and try to talk
>not really good at it, she takes the lead
>next day at the train station
>sit next to her
>don't talk to her
>don't even look at her
>just play pokemon
>she sees me when i get up
>she didn't go to college for 2 weeks after that
i think i scared her
>>28479475
What was the lewd one?
>>28479322
Sounds like a whore. Bullet dodged.
>orientation day at theater job I just got.
>about time to leave
>qt with a PHAT ass says we should "exchange numbers to compare notes and help each other study the cash register and protocols"
> why the fuck would I need to study a cash register lol
>"yeah sure whatever"
>completely forget that happened
>realize, months later that she was hitting on me
>feel retarded
>work overnights at gas station
>slightly buzzed qt walks in to buy something
>start talking
>she talks about a tattoo on her cleavage
>awesome
>she starts to walk away
>turns around and says "you're really handsome"
>"you're not to bad yourself"
>"Hey do you want to come with me?"
>"I can't I have to watch the store"
>"aww that sucks. Bye cutie"
>I forgot to ask for her number
>get fired that same day
>realize, after getting fired, I forgot to ask for her number
>feel like I should really get a helmet and mouth guard on account of how retarded I am
>current job
>couple weeks ago
>older qt comes up
>by now I've learned to flirt with just about every moderately attractive person who comes to the checkout
>doing my usual routine
>say she's cute
>she says I'm pretty damn fine myself
>finish transaction
>feeling good about myself
>realize I forgot to get her number
>consider signing up for the special olympics because I now have more qualifications than a window licking competition gold medalist.
>>28481093
>>"Hey do you want to come with me?"
That bitch was baiting you out so an accomplice could slip inside/or rob you.
>>28481180
that makes me feel better actually
>>28481203
No, but for real. How did they train you? It was clearly pointed out in the "Night Shift Safety" course they had everybody take for insurance reasons.
>>28481220
I'm not stupid enough to actually go but there was never any formal training. they just showed me how to do everything once. Kind of a shitty environment actually.
>Talking to girl on tinder
>End up running into her at aclubI was dragged to by my normie friends
>She obviously recognizes me but plays it off
>Is clearly super into me instantly
>Asks me out
>We go out a few times, it's alright
>One day I leave my phone at home like I do some days, don't check it for +12 hours til I get home
>Finally get home after work + school
>She had texted me asking if I wanted to do something, then got bitchy and accused me of ghosting her
>Instead of trying to rectify it, just end up purposefully ghosting her
>Didn't want to make her a liar
I give up. I am too fucking incoherent to even greentext a fuckign storty. I am done with this site.
