I just had a terrible first date robots.
Please don't be dicks and try to cheer me up a bit.
Why did it suck? Was your zipper open? Djd your weiner flop out without you noticing? Walking around the mall? Everyone looking and laughing. Have to hide behind a plant to fix your weiner.
>>28474029
just be glad this isnt going to be your last date in life, robot
you'll get better
Life is too short to be sad Anon, dance to Ska
>>28474029
did you at least offer her your delicious chicken tendies?
Awe man, tell us what happened. We're here for you, bro.
>>28474124
no we are not. desu senpai
>>28474150
I was talking about me and my other personality.
>>28474124
>OP !DVEo8AIhOw
failed samefag
Please tell us what went wrong robutt
Please give more.
I once went on one and she just walked off. Did she at least see it through?
>>28474124
Holy shit this better be bait
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>>28474210
>>28474205
Basically I met her this weekend, we immediately hooked up, made out for couple of hours, walked around the city, talked. She told me how good looking I am and whatnot.
I get her number and she asks me if I'm really going to call her. I guess she doesnt get approached often. Around 4am I leave though she wants to stay up longer. Sunday was busy day for both and so was monday for her, so we decided to go on a date today. Made plans, all good.
We meet up, and its fucking raining. We go for a drink, singular. During that hour she doesn't even say one thing in a romantic manner. When we met up we didn't even kiss, she kissed me on the fucking cheek which was retarded. As the conversation goes I realize that she never had a boyfriend and that she doesn't really have a thing for romance, she is dedicated to her uni thing and she wants to get a career going and whatnot. She doesn't really see a point in being in a relationship. The irony of the situation is baffling and pretty much lost on her. Through entire date we didn't talk about anything romantic, it was more as if we were friends, or that I was friendzoned in a way which makes no sense since I literally was grabbing her entire night two days ago. We finish the drink, I escort her home. In front of her place I ask out of politeness whether we are going on another date, she says yes. I kiss her on the cheek and go my way.
Not fucking calling again.
>>28474336
Oh wow.. fuck off asshole.
>>28474336
I was going to be nice you piece of shit lol
>>28474205
>>28474210
>>28474170
>>28474029
>>28474336
samefagorange
>>28474336
bwahahahahahaha
holy shit hahaha
omg
oh wow
wew lad
fuck off please!!!
>>28474336
Do you want to eat shit
>>28474099
i would laugh if it is actually his last date in life
