>tfw you made it
I did it. I befriended a hooker and made her my fuckbuddy. I'm getting pussy people pay $400/hr for free.
>>28473075
currently browsing /gif/ to see what sex moves I will perform tomorrow.
>>28473075
>I befriended a hooker and made her my fuckbuddy.
That's cool man.
>>28473136
>That's cool man.
Thanks dude.
>>28473075
enjoy your herpes, and eventually, hiv.
fucking degenerate.
>>28473303
this
also OP you're essentially sticking your phallus into a roast beef sandwich that gets plowed every single day by other men.
Are you the guy who paid 220 euros and didnt fuck her?
If her pimp finds out she's giving and you're not paying, you're going to get beat up.
>>28473075
Are you fucking her before or after a full day's worth of work?
>>28473303
Prostitution is legal and regulated in my country. She gets tested twice a week. Doesn't even have herpes, and I was born with that shit.
>>28473340
Problem? She's a fuckbuddy, that's it. It's awesome not having any sexual frustration.
>>28473379
Nope, paid her once and we just liked each other. She has low self-esteem and I'm able to take advantage of that.
>seemingly clean guy fucks her one night
>meets up with you a few days later to fuck
>suddenly AIDS
>$400 pussy, so it was worth it
living the ilfe
>>28473428
It wouldn't make much sense for him to visit her before she's been plowed by half a football team. His favorite position is on his back catching other dudes loads shooting out of her roaster
>you get to know each other
>fall in love
>cant be together since shes a prostitute
be careful anon
>>28473428
desu both, sometimes in the evenings but mostly in the mornings. She's a high class escort so she's not taking too many dicks in a day, usually works 3 days a week fucking two different dudes a day.
>>28473476
also, that's her in the pic. She's a 8/10 and has a nice face. C cup tittes and slim waist, with a nice fat ass.
>>28473075
How many "paid sessions" did you have with her before she decided to give you a freebie?
yuck, i'll pass
>>28473496
That's good for you man.
So you gonna keep it Friendship + or you try to pull a "Pretty Woman" on her?
>>28473527
One, that's it. She actually shared her real name and contact info with me. Even told me her facebook profile. No one else knows what she does.
>>28473075
>befriending a hooker
>made it
Boy, do we sure have different views on making it
>>28473541
Just friends with benefits. I don't love her. Just crave that sexual relief. Also, we do it bareback and she's cool with me cumming inside her. So no rubber jew for me.
>>28473608
>I fuck prostitutes bareback
Let me guess you eat her out too? Nasty faggot, enjoy the AIDS
OP is completely okay with being cucked
>>28473706
>I don't know what a fuckbuddy is
op is a cuckasoid
>>28473717
no I totally get what a fuckbuddy is, it's an excuse for the bastard involved to fuck a warm hole and not have the hassle of the relationship. Which is tops if that's the extent of your intent.
>but I don't believe you and an escort would text in english in your country
>congrats on your hole dude, fuck it and aids and shit
>>28473608
Cool so you're content with possibly catching STDs and getting her pregnant?
>>28473823
I'm in Canada, dude. We speak English. Fucking retard.
>>28473740
Honestly that word has lost all meaning because its used so vaguely.
>>28473872
Brah, please step out of your mothers basement and get some fresh air. All pro whores are on birth control and have an IUD. She does and she's also on birth control.
Nice OP, now the next step is to become a pimp
Barebacking whores lmaoing are your decisions famolee.
>>28473075
That would really gross me out man, but hey if you're happy with it and wear a condom more power to ya buddy, congratulations.I'm not being sarcastic.
>>28473608
I'd be very afraid of STDs if I were you. You made her get tested before fucking, r-right robro?
>>28473075
Oh also I have some questions for you OP.
Where did you meet? And what approach did you take to you befriend her? Were you a client of hers before all this?
>>28473888
Prostitution isn't exactly legal in Canada...
>>28474016
>he doesn't know what high class escorts are
>laughinggirls.jpg
>>28473430
>She gets tested twice a week
How the fuck is that helping? She can get a STD the hour after her test because she IS A WHORE.
do you actually like here though? or are you just using her?. Because hookers take a lot of shit from almost everybody and that would be a pretty dick move imo
>>28473075
>robot actually made the movie-tier meme dream
holy shit, congrats
>>28473430
>Prostitution is legal and regulated in my country.
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T IT THE SAME HERE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>28473971
>>28473984
>>28473998
Most STDs are treatable and she gets tested on her own, I don't make her. I don't wear a condom, doing it bareback feels too good.
I meet her off a escorting website and I was her client the first time we met. I just acted like myself, but I was able to sense she was insecure as fuck and took full advantage of the situation. Word of advice that's helped me with roasties, just act like your talking to another dude, not a roastie. Works like magic.
>>28474074
I sorta like her, but mostly I'm using her.... yeah, kinda of a dick move. She's not a hooker in the traditional sense, like she's not walking the streets pulling tricks. The prostitution industry is really diverse. So many models, waitresses, and other creative types are whores on the side.
>>28473430
>Born with herpes
How have you made it this far without fixing your kek of a life permanently?
hey man, that's cool, man, happy memes my man
>>28473430
> Prostitution is legal and regulated in my country
warum fickst du 'ne hure alter
>>28474314
cause you live in a shithole third world country. I bet you don't even get free neetbux
Happy cucking my friend. (She aint going to fuck you btw, that is her job and not what she is going to do with you.)
why not just use tinder
unlike real life, it literally is just a numbers game.
Jeezus christ an anon has got more game than me lmfao.
Fuck this shit.
>>28474038
tests don't matter because a lot of diseases have incubation periods of many months. HIV doesn't show up reliably for six months. All that time she's fucking dudes showing them a clean bill of health.
lol, non-virgins, not even once.
>>28474403
I dunno, I ask myself the same sometimes
>>28474461
Already fucked her for free.
>>28474471
Because most roasties on their are vapid. I've met with a few chicks on tinder and it's been an awful fucking experience. They don't know how to fuck, I remember one arched her back like a cat when I started fucking her doggie. No bigger turn off. Had to use my imagination to finish.
>>28474542
when will you learn the HIV is meme virus. Look up transmission rates.
>>28474458
>Europe
>third world country
Pretty accurate tbqh fampai
>>28473075
Might I ask how you did it? Getting a hooker to agree to this seems kind of hard.
>>28474544
>Because most roasties on their are vapid. I've met with a few chicks on tinder and it's been an awful fucking experience. They don't know how to fuck, I remember one arched her back like a cat when I started fucking her doggie. No bigger turn off. Had to use my imagination to finish.
you got to learn how to roll with the punches and laugh at shit like that and tell them how you want it.
>>28474588
Is it not clear he has prepayed for the GF experience, complete wth texts?
Jesus anons you eat this up, just let him play his games, and don't ask about the fantasy.
We may well be saving a life ITT tonight.
>>28474586
where about mate? Just travel somewhere where it's legal
>>28474578
enjoy your miserable life. tick tock.
