Hey you lonely NEETs, want to meet more shut-ins to talk to from the comfort of your home? We've been harboring a small but tightly knit r9k group on kik for over a year now and we're looking for fresh blood. What's kik you ask? It's a normalfag messenger app that's pretty compact and easy to sign up for. It'll only take a few minutes to download and register so no excuses, and if you're too autistic for a smartphone then you're autistic enough for bluestacks- an android emulator that will let you run kik on your computer.
Why should you join? Because presumably you're a lonely NEET who wants to talk to other NEETs. We mostly chat about anime, video games, shitpost technique, memes, and occasionally music trucks and drama.
Ready to join yet? Here's how it works. You download kik on your phone or install bluestacks and download it from there. Register an account and message me for an invitation to the trial group. My kik is patricke745 so no need to be worried about posting yours in the thread. I'll add new members to a separate trial group where you can mingle with other trials and the original members. If you get along well with everyone we'll move you over to the main group to stay.
The trial group has a few rules to keep shitters out.
-No porn
-No spam
-Banter welcome, bullying is not
We have a votekick system in place in the main group but I won't hesitate to kick people shitting up the trial group out.
See you all there
>tfw too autistic to enter a group of people who already know themselves
Ha. Those days when I was playing mmo and talking to my internet friends on teamspeak and mumble are over
I don't have a phone, that is part of the reason my social life is degrading fast.
My personality is so shitty that I wouldn't fit in.
People on irc hate me because I cry all the time and I get into arguments with others.
>>28473154
OP mentioned Bluestacks. You can use it if you don't have a phone.
>>28473110
We're all pretty autistic friendo. You can join the trial group and just lurk for a while if you'd like.
>>28473157
We can handle the banter, let's see if you're that shitty just message me. Nobody has yet.
>>28473179
Then I'd just be wasting even more of my free time, talking to people who remind me of what I might become.
OP, I sent you a message.
>>28472994
>on kik
>r9k
>shut-ins
>normie smartphone app
Heh.
>>28473469
KV status is a plus but not required.
>Bluestacks
>not using Andy
That said, both of 'em are pretty resource intensive emualators. OP, I'll message you later - my handle is *****lovesmaids.
>>28473521
I couldn't find anyone with that handle, just message me when you want an invite.
You guys are a bunch of normalfags.
I wasted my time installing kik.
>>28473521
They're both piles of shit. Hogging tons of RAM and CPU and constantly downloading bloatware if you get the free version.
Why the fuck would you use KIK for an r9k group anyway? What type of "shut-in" owns a smartphone? Hmmm.
>>28473819
It's not a /r9k/ group. They are a bunch of underage normies who will probably secretly laugh at you. Don't waste your time.
>>28473819
I am running an older version of Andy, and it's alright on my laptop. The only smartphone I have is a Firefox OS phone with no sim in it.
>>28473849
>We mostly chat about anime, video games, shitpost technique, memes, and occasionally music trucks and drama
awful. so it's just a mini 4chan
>>28473784
Surely you knew that most of r9k was a bunch of normies by now? The group is a lot slower and higher quality but we have to have a trial group like this to filter out the normie filth before we invite people to the main group.
>not using irc
>not k lining normies
ishiggidy diggidy doo
>>28473110
join faggot do it now. I'm going to bully you until you join
>>28473819
>>28473157
>>28473849
>>28473784
you guys can always be salty in the chat you know
Here is a friendly bump!!
>>28472994
can i suck your dicks?
>>28472994
I will join but I demand special privilege
>>28475294
Implying any of us have dicks
Where all the qt grills at?
>>28475624
eunuch 4 lyfe
>>28473157
>>28474020
Do you guys know a good /r9k/ irc?
