what's your most embarassing memory from highschool?
>6th grade
>openly speak about yiffy in class
>hand out adress to a fur website with yiffy content until a teacher stopped me
years later realize what I have done
>>28472542
>making girls laugh
>not a good thing
It's impossible to explain it to you guys, but basically you can't learn how to be a good socializer, either you have the potential or you are too stupid.
>dropped out in ninth grade a few days into high school
>entered online school to get my parents off my back
>never did anything at all the whole year
>straight F's, 0% i don't give a fuck
>testing period arrives
>apparently you have to do it in person
>parents force me to leave the house for the first time in months
>fat ugly sweaty autistic NEET, gained like 100 pounds in that one year
>expecting everyone to be losers like me because they go to online school
>expecting there not to be too many people since they go to online school
>feel a little bit at ease
>arrive at the building
>THEY'RE ALL NORMIES
>ULTRA CHADS AND STACEYS
>GOOD LOOKING AND TALKATIVE
>HUNDREDS OF THEM
>what the fuck
>they stare at me in disgust for a few seconds then go back to talking among themselves
>i barely fit in the chair and my clothes are too small so i keep adjusting them over and over (it's a nervous tic)
>panic for several hours as we go through the tests
>first to finish every single time so i sit there trying to fight the urge to run out of the building for 40 minutes staring at the floor
>somehow manage to score in the top percentile several rungs higher than my grade level in every subject despite spending the entire year doing fuck all
>finally get to go home
>tell my parents i am dropping out of online school
>they don't really give a shit because they expect so little of me
that was my 'high school' experience
>>28475261
Wow a lot of that happened to me. Dropped out in 10th, did online courses for like a year, then went back. I gained weight too, was a disgusting fat neet. I still haven't recovered.
Once someone pulled my trousers down in a crowded cafeteria and I was so shocked that I squeezed the milk I was holding so that it squirted everywhere.
Getting my assed kicked so bad I had to go to the hospital
He's a small town car mechanic now so I am not too hung up about it
Almost getting caught creepshotting
I got caught eating lunch in a bathroom stall
I never found out who ratted on me because one of the assistant principals came in and told me to start eating in the library if I didn't want to be in the cafeteria
I really liked/like to dance. Old timey charleston type stuff with a focus on footwork.
I had a girl I really liked in my English class, and we had to do a presentation on a topic we found interesting or were passionate about. I chose dancing, and if possible we were supposed to demonstrate/show example of said passion.
So I got up in front of my class of 30 people including a girl I really liked, and danced like a maniac to some electro swing music. In my defense I had been dancing for years so it wasn't actually that bad, but I am a fairly ugly slightly overweight guy so that didn't help. I even dressed up a bit. No suit, but shirt and tie with fancy shoes.
She said no when I asked for her number.
My class actually liked it a lot, I was the only one that people clapped for a few black kids took video of me and posted it on YouTube saying I shredded up the carpet, and "whitey can dance"
Mixed feelings about this memory.
During a science class we had to make videos on earthquakes. I was an avid /b/tard at the time so I wrote the script to be full of the dankest of memes of /b/ circa 2010.
I thought it was funny at the time but the video was pretty cringe. I was actually pretty proud of it because of the amount of work we did compared to everybody else's videos which were dogshit and rushed
>first week of the new school year
>about 3 days in
>on bus ride back home
>I felt kinda sick the last few days but thought nothing of it
>suddenly feel really sick
>feel like I'm about to throw up
>quickly grab the water bottle from my backpack as drinking water usually helps
>take a huge sip, forgot that its sparkling water
>a stream of bright orange vomit shoots out of my mouth almost instantly
>I was sitting relatively far in the back
>the vomit flows down the middle of the bus like a river of stench and disgust
>EVERYONE turns around and looks at me with completely horrified look on their faces
>luckily the bus just reached a stop not far from my home so I got up and powerwalked to the door
>The fucking busdriver tells me I cant leave before I clean up my mess
>so I spent about 30 minutes wiping up my own vomit while a bus full of people was watching, laughing and whispering about me
worst day of my life
>>28472542
Stacey was across the room when she asked me if I had friends I said no & put my head down on my desk
>>28475580
>bus driver tells me I cant leave before I clean up my mess
What the fuck is he going to do, hold you down? Should have just left.
>it's sixth grade and i'm at school with my nails painted black
>i used sharpies
>anyway this was around the time american idiot came out
>it was my zeppelin and i had wristbands
>i wore them everyday
>it's before first block and everyone is out at the carloop
>there's a fuckhuge wall past a tiny shitty garden where kids would sit
>i'm feeling angsty
>like the jesus of suburbia
>think how cool it would be to commit a crime and decide on vandalism
>get up and grab some mulch out of the garden
>i walk up to the wall and start scribbling green day/mcr lyrics all over
>i'm at it for a good seven minutes, i feel like hot shit
>notice it's been dead silent for thirty seconds
>turn around, slow like
>mimicking a deli carousel
>anon the carousel turns to meet the eyes of 40+ onlookers including staff
>my gut drops like the atom bombs in their song i forgot the name of
>they make me clean it up with paper towels while everyone looks
I'M THE SON OF RAGE AND LOVE
A cute girl asked if I got my haircut and I made some snarky comment about how obvious it was that I had cut my hair.
She called me a name and told me she was sorry for wasting her time trying to be nice to me.
I still think about it when I can't sleep at night. among every other awkward or embarrassing event in my life.
>back in 2005ish when the sixth harry potter book came out
>I was a 16 year old le epin /b/tard and decide I should go yell Snape kills Dumbledore at a local midnight release.
>Only had learners permit so I couldn't legally drive without a licensed driver with me. Since I had no friends, much less one with a full license I went by myself anyway.
>Walk in, close to midnight so good little crowd.
>Yell my shit, everybody mad, some kids crying, have some lulz, stay a bit too long rubbing it in.
>Go to leave
>Mall rent-a-cop starts running at me from way down the corridor where he was at the guard post drinking coffee after he heard commotion.
>panic and start running even though I could have probably made it out with only jogging since the guard was huge fat fuck in his 60s.
>get out to parking lot, I parked by door so I run to my car
>dig out keys since it was such an old pos that the remote didn't work anymore and I was a retard and had locked it out of habit.
>so nervous I drop them instead
>can't find them in the dark before guard catches me. He actually thought I had stolen something, laughs in my face when he finds out the real story.
>banned from mall for a year
>once he looked at my license and saw it was only a learner's permit he called the real cops.
>lost learner's permit, got ticket for violating curfew and driving without licensed driver
>they had to call my mom to come pick me up
>that shameful ride home in silence still haunts me. She had to go back the next day with dad to get my car (we eventually found the keys)
>to top it off a qt from school was in the line and told everyone there what I did, so laughed at even more at school.
>>28475684
He refused to open the door and even though I felt like it, I was too much of a pussy to press that emergency button and push it open myself
>>28475427
Fuck the roasties, chill with the jamalssage life advice from your local robot :^)
