How do you guys catch your cum? I have pretty big cumshots which shoot all over the place, and i cannot ever catch it all with tissues, so i just end up cleaning the floor after every fap, which is really fucking tedious and makes me not want to beat my meat anymore. I have just resorted to using my phone for porn and leaning over the bathtub and washing it away after fapping but a standing fap is not nearly as comfy as a sitting fap.
What do?
Just hold tissue or toilet paper or fapsock in front of penis before you ejaculate.
Oh my fucking god you are worthless and stupid.
i catch it with my mouth
I jerk off in my boxer shorts
I like the feeling of my wet cum diaper at night.
>>28472389
Literally just move you hand up the shaft and close close the part of your hand over your shaft right before ejaculation. How is this not reactionary.
>>28472423
You are fucking retarded. I just told you that i cant catch it all with tissues as it doesnt drip out but shoots all over the fucking place. I can catch a good amount but a little bit will always end up on the floor, and its a big enough of amount to be clearly noticable.
Fapsock might be an option although the idea kind of disgust me.
>>28472389
i shoot straight into old socks
>>28472472
Why does fapsock disgust you? Its comfy and easy, you just take it off after you are done and proceed to do what you were doing
>save used towel from shower
>hang that shit on a hook or hanger faggot leaving wet towels on things promotes mildew and mold
>cum on your stomach
>wipe up with towel
But /r9k/ never showers so
>>28472389
I just put a bucket down to catch the drips from the ceiling.
>>28472389
I keep a pair of old boxers spare in my draw for catching cum, it smells and is all crusty but does the job.
>>28472389
tfw small dick
tfw usually cum small drips and rarely shoots
>>28472491
>old socks
suuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>28472472
I can't believe I have to explain this to you, but here it goes:
>get long piece of toilet paper and double it over
>lie down on your bed
>drape the length of the TP from thof base of your penis towards your face
>when cumming, shoot load onto "runway" of TP
>fold up TP and flush.
Any questions?
>>28472389
This is why I started fapping in condoms.
I have the same issue op I cum a lot and it's annoying but I just shoot on my stomach and clean with wipes or tissues or just do it in the shower for easy clean up
>>28472491
this. when sock gets to crusty throw it away and replace (must have gonna through a few hundred by now)
>The current year
>Using tissues or cum socks
What I do is just when i m about to jizz I use my thumb and index finger to pinch my foreskin shut. I then go to the toilet while pinching it together, put my cock over the toilet and then remove my fingers and the jizz drops into the toilet. Literally no mess at all but obviously you can't do this if Mr Goldenstein has removed your foreskin.
>>28472989
>current year
>having foreskin
absolutely disgusting. enjoy your aids.
1. Get toilet paper.
2. Roll it around your fingers(3 fingers should leave enough space for your dick to fit inside) into a cylinder until it's thick enough to absorb cum(how many turns depends on the type of toilet paper).
3. Fap.
4. As you are about to cum, put your dick inside the paper cylinder and close the other end with your other hand.
5. ???.
6. PROFIT.
Cum gets all inside, no mess, you can leave it on your dick until it's soft so to catch the last bits of cum, then close it and throw it into the toilet.
