ITT: Sex regrets
>be me
>be betafag pseudo-virgin
>2011, college freshman
>Get super good grades in my English class
>After a few weeks an 8/10 with a bitch personality from my class finds me
>Offers to suck my dick if I write her papers for her for the rest of the semester
>Say no because I'm so much of a beta and a moralfag
I shouldve done it
>>28472096
no you shouldnt, dont be so fucking desperate
>>28472096
How would that have been worth it? Is a blowjob really worth putting hours into writing papers, and for some slag as well?
>>28472096
>Oh sorry, anon, I only meant it figuratively
>>28472096
yeah dude you didn't really miss out. Sure its head, but its only head once. Don't worry man
>>28472096
you would have regretted it
you should've made her suck your dick for one paper, then ignored her if she had another paper
if some bitch is trying to use you, just use her back
>>28472300
She wouldve just claimed he raped her.
report the whore to the college imo
>>28472262
>implying I would be dumb enough to not get the BJ up front
>>28472262
Is that Fred Armisen?
>>28472096
>Offers to suck my dick if I write her papers for her for the rest of the semester
What the fuck. So she is going to give you a single orgasm and in exchange you are going to write all her papers? And instead of moving on with your life it's this big regret that you didn't take that shit deal. You're fucking stupid dude I wouldn't want you writing my papers.
