I have been eating 1000 calories a day and working out for 2 fucking years and I still have this body. WHAT THE FUCK
IM ENDING IT
>>28472049
KIeinfelters?
literally impossible after two years if you're even doing things half right
You gotta eat more.
>>28472049
>1000 calories a day
top kek
i'm cutting on 2500
>>28472049
Pretty good if you started out at ~600 lb
>>28472049
>implying
I bet you just ate like shit and worked out twice a month.
>>28472049
fell for the /fit/ meme
Better start asking your parents if they made a choice for you when you were born.
Cause take away the hair and get on some hrt for breasts, and you've got some killer curves.
>>28472087
My first thought exactly. Look at dem hips.
1000 kcal would be a deficit, even for a woman.
So you clearly didn't. End of story.
>>28472049
LOW TESTOSTERONE
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TOSTERONE
>>28472241
This.
Also what a delicate waist you have. Teehee
>>28472049
Sorry OP but you have low testosterone
>>28472049
All of the symptoms are there.
>>28472049
You have no problems with gender conformity, right? Ever questioned your sexuality?
>>28472087
This
Go to a doctor and get on test
>>28472526
really? all of them? take another look
>>28472526
I fit the bill, symptoms of what?
Eww wtf put a spoiler on that shit. Looking like a god damn pear baka.
>>28472087
>>28472202
You guys are seriously retarded with this meme. Nobody has this and it's the number one response to anybody without a perfect torso on 4chan.
>>28472243
yeah, people covered in body hair are famous for their low test levels...
>>28472526
Unless you have a speech disorder, you don't have it. So nobody on /r9k/ has this.
>>28472717
I fit everything except the beard. Thank God.
>>28472717
Klinefelter adults have zero problems with speech and have normal IQ levels (if we're talking about XXY). You probably have it.
>>28472049
dj khaled is that you
apparently this isn't original
>>28472922
If you have most of the symptoms except for one, you probably have it.
>see doc
>find out im sterile with LOW TEST
>asks if i was exposed to lead as a child
>tfw whole town shut down due to lead
>take testosterone injections now
This sex drive is killing me
>>28473142
Fun fact: Lead also lowers your IQ.
>>28473248
It does a whole lot of fucked up shit and I get paid hazard pay as an adult just to clean it up
>stunts growth
>fucks up nervous system
>makes you sterile
>can make you angry
>>28473304
Does it give you superpowers?
>shoulder to hip ratio
Dude I really suggest you just transition to a female now. You will never be a man.
>>28473337
Nope, really just fucks up kids physically and screws with adults mentally.
>>28473426
Doesn't it suck how these things fucking exist? Why in fuck do people have kids knowing they could potentially have to live with lead poisoning or Klinefelters for the rest of their life?
FUCK BREEDERS!
>>28473514
i love my klinefelter syndrome desu
lol hahahaha how the fuck do poepleget bodies like that?!?!?
bwahahaha! im laughing at you op, i may have a shitty life but at least i dont look like a fucking pear shapedfaggot!!! hahahacjfgivjfklfkcjcjc
>>28472930
>but if you had it, you had a speech or learning impairment as a kid
so nobody here has this
Klinfelters or no? I have
>narrow ass shoulders
>nearly non existant body hair other than pubes with patchy facial hair.
>taller than anyone else in my family
But on the other hand, my balls are average sized and I have an extremely high sex drive.
>>28472049
Those are some wide hips anon
>>28474609
no
average balls and narrow hips
also your legs don't seem very long
you do have cancer though
>>28472691
Actually yeah: I've read that body hair in men is a sign of low testosterone
>>28472049
1000 ain't enough
Doesn't look like youre doing the correct exercises
Get a trainer or google shit
You really need to get your testosterone level checked.
>>28474609
>skinnyfat
Almost as bad as fat people
>>28474609
You just look skinnyfat, if you lift you should look better you just need to lose some of that flab.
You don't eat enough, you don't lift heavy enough, you don't do enough cardio, when you do workout you don't try hard enough and you don't sleep enough.
>>28472049
no you haven't.
You couldn't even come up with a plausible number of calories you have been eating. That is unless you are 4 feet tall
>>28474835
>>>28472173
Plus, you're stupid and have no idea of what you're doing
>>28474900
>falling for the shit bait
You niggas are dumb
>fell for the "It's just calories bro anyone can lose weight" meme
Nope, genetics.
>>28474744
fresh from a huffingtonpost article
>>28474945
you're an idiot.
try eating less and doing more. you fat piece of shit.
>>28474945
lowest tier bait mate
>>28472526
>tfw im none of these
>>28472049
Fuck... and I thought I had big hips
>>28476037
>big
for you
>>28472526
>slight baldness in temple area
>no chest hair
>shit beard growth; can only grow chin pubes
>broad-ass shoulders
>no breasts
>have female type pubic pattern
>small nuts
>short legs
dont look at me, im a /freak/
>>28472049
Do ashtanga yoga. 80 minutes 6 days a week.
>>28472049
You're not eating enough. The key is eating enough and regularly to make your metabolism go up rounds. Right now you're on "low flame" mode, taking as few cals as possible. Also you might want to hit the gym and hit heavy weights to build your body. When you do exercise, do remember to eat accordingly; bit more than days when you don't.
>>28472049
maybe eat way more and put on muscle? i'd end it too looking like that
>>28472049
That's my body if you give it bitch tits.
Fucking genetics. I don't even have the face to be a tranny either and I would do it since it's more normal looking than a hairy man with women hips and tits.
>>28476752
>That's my body
Same. I'm fucking doomed to never ever be attractive to any woman ever, and can't barely face myself in the mirror.
Everytime I go to sleep I wish I just disappeared. Fuck.
>>28472717
except I have all the symptoms and I also do have a speech disorder (the speech disorder has been the source of most of my stress in life) that I didn't even get fixed during my childhood because my parents are retarded
>>28474945
His problem isn't losing weight, it's putting it on.
>1000 kcal per day
No wonder he's lanky as fuck
>tfw I find that body type hot
Everything's possible.
>>28472173
how much do you weigh now?im like 197 I do about 1900-2100 a day
>>28477606
R-Really? Are you a girl or a gay dude (or a bi dude)?
