>Willy wars time!!!!
>Rub your willy and make a big willymilk mess!!! loser's bum gets used like a fanny :)))!!
>I played with dave and his 'girlfriend' the other day!!
>I always thought girls were meant to have fannies but she had a big fat willy!!! nearly as big as my one lol!!! I think dave was embarassed about her willy being so much bigger than his :(( ;)
>she didn't have a fanny but her bum was nicer than one any way :))))) she kept calling it her 'boiphanni' lol like she was an american or something XD lol they call bums fannies!!!
>around here bums may as well be fannies though hahahah!!!!! :)))) :P
stop this anon
>>28471999
I will never stop playing willy wars !!! :)
m-more
original
I don't get it is this supposed to be a meme?
>>28472549
are you a girl?? how can you have never played willy wars before?
>>28472575
I've never played Willy wars before. Why the webm? Do you just jerk off?
>>28471962
Delicious milk.
Oh shit, my gay side is coming out. I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay.
>>28472606
You see who can shoot the most cum, the loser gets fucked in the ass. I played it all the time growing up.
>>28471962
This just makes me depressed that my dick was mutilated while I was still an infant.
>>28471962
How the fuck do people cum so much? I'd do anything to be able to shoot a thick load like that.
>>28472678
Zinc supplements
>>28472668
Same here. Don't let them get to you, it's probably intentional.
Normies and chads like to kick us when we're down but what they don't expect is when you pull out a c96 mauser and shoot their precious uncut dick clean off.
>>28472678
I'll come big ol loads if I edge for a while
>>28471962
that's the worst greentext post i ever read you should not put it in greentext format man
>>28472731
I edge for ages every day and I'm always watery as fuck.
>>28472549
>I don't get it is this supposed to be a meme?
No this is pure autism
>>28472653
Huh, anyway more webms.
>tfw my brothers would always beat me at willy wars
>>28471962
>:)))))
omg don't do this like Russians pls.
>>28471962
I am literally howling with laughter at this holy shit hahahahahahahahahaha
>>28473298
russians don't use colons))))
>>28473838
Still looks Russian, lad.
>>28472668
Pretty much this.
Doesn't it steam you when people say "the foreskin is just a tiny 'flap' of skin--it doesn't do anything"?
And you know full well they're wrong and you've seen it with your own eyes
but how the fuck do you explain it to them for the 100th time without getting pissed off about the fact that yours was cut off?
If you wanted to make an operation to fuck up masturbation without making a man a COMPLETE sexual cripple, circumcision would pretty much be the ideal.
>Can still have kids and ejaculate
>No foreskin to use as built in masturbation sleeve
>No ridged band to stimulate
It's so fucked.
>>28471962
Please stobbit OP :^/ So lewd
>>28471999
I can't believe that this is an original comment
>>28471962
I wish I had a foreskin. I've been on-and-off with restoration, but I can't tell if I've made any progress; It made my skin a little more plentiful, and after I stopped it sorta went back to less skin, which makes me wonder if I was actually doing something or just stretching the skin a bit temporarily.
>>28471962
MY WILLY WINS
>>28474419
Here
>>28474352
>>28473912
It really is the greatest. I'm sorry you got fucked by the Jews. Have you tried foreskin restoration?
>>28474432
>Have you tried foreskin restoration
read the post again, boy-o. The answer is yes.
/gsg/ needs to stay in /gsg/
>>28474438
I haven't really looked into it, but I've seen SOME testimony, so it's probably worth it to keep at it.
>>28474352
Do you ever get intrusive thoughts about being cut?
Like you just go to take a pee and then think, "Oh, right. I'm circumcised".
And then you try on purpose not to think about it but it's hard not to?
>>28473912
i have a half-foreskin, so masturbation is still pretty good
>>28474460
It doesn't give you back the look or feel of a REAL foreskin though. it's just not the same...
>>28474466
I just think "Things would be better and look better if I were uncut, I hope that restoration thing isn't a lie"
>>28474495
What the fuck is it with so many guys on /r9k/ having such loose circumcisions?
Are you guys like 20 years old or something?
When I was circumcised at the start of the 90's, it was back when lots of doctors did it tight as fuck...
>high school holds a game of willy wars
>I normally beat my brothers so I join
>there are 83 other guys participating
>lose
wew boy what a day
>>28474520
How often do you think about having been cut, or things related to circumcision, though?
Like every day, or just once in a great while?
I'm talking about the thought of it just popping into your head.
>>28472775
So a meme then?
>>28473981
I can't believe that was an original comment.
>>28474549
I don't know why do you keep asking me
>>28474466
You know, I really like to laugh at cutties, because us Europeans aren't barbarians. But intrusive thoughts suck, man. Go see a therapist.
>>28474615
Just curious. I'm not happy about being cut and I get reminded of it pretty much every time I have to go pee. I have to intentionally force myself not to think about it, which isn't really possible because to not think of something on purpose, you pretty much have to first think of it.
Not trying to weird you out or get too personal or anything bro. Sorry if it felt that way.
>>28474550
I played Willy Wars back in high school. Thankfully, I won most of my battles. I think to this day, my asshole is still stretched out a bit from the last guy that beat me.
>>28474635
Give it a few years, Achmed.
>>28474653
I'd say I have reason to believe that restoration is making some kind of progress with the plain ol' hand-tug method, but I could just be making stuff up.
>>28474635
There isn't really anything a therapist could do for me. It's an actual physical issue and I'm cut tighter than probably 99% of everyone so it severely impedes masturbation and causes painful erections. It's not something I can really get away from.
The usual treatment for intrusive thoughts is exposure therapy and I am exposed to my own penis 24/7 and it isn't really helping.
>>28474656
Oh, I know we're fucked in the long run, but we still don't cut off our kids' foreskins.
ATHFZ on Toonami when?
>>28474419
use my bum :)
>>28474656
You realise muslims are already circumcised so calling him achmed doesn't make sense.
>>28472678
eat more and healthier.
post more willies :)
>>28474507
is that your dick?
what method are you using?
I used to always lose on purpose so my bum could be the fanny
anyone else do this?
>>28472678
Just be yourself
>oraganal
>>28477112
what person in their right mind would want to take something this big? It looks like a cartoon
>>28477872
my pucci would cum on that thing in a second
d-did I do ok at willy wars? I've never played before :3
I don't understand something
How can you fuck someone after you just came and "won"?
>>28479517
this game is typically played by children, so their refractory period is almost non existent, otherwise you just wait.
