Fembots, what is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Make sure it's something cute and girly.
>>28471459
I like bourbon with milk.
In before fembots claim "HURR DURR ALE" just to seem contrarian and unorthodox.
I like apple martinis and blue curacao margarita cocktails teehee
Your thread fucking sucks and you should feel bad because you're a faggot
>>28471459
virgin or non-virgin?
>>28471576
non-virgin, just like you after the age of 13.
>>28471459
>Fembots
nice one
>>28471598
I was thinking virgin just like you... forever
Sobieski chased with Diet Coke or water.
>>28471671
Too late for that fembot, sorry. I'd offer it up to you otherwise, at a cost of course.
>>28471459
grapefruit cosmopolitan
malebot here btw ;0
I don't drink alcohol, am I missing out on something? It's pretty degenerate in my book.
I don't know anything about alcohol so I just have amaretto or those cheap supermarket-brand "tropical rums" with coke. I made a snowball cocktail a while back and that was pretty nice though.
Vermouth with cranberry is top tier
>>28471744
>snowball cocktail
For a minute I thought this meant you let a bunch of guys cum in your mouth then spat it back out into a glass and mixed it up with something.
Fembot here.
I drink Costco brand beer and pretty much any combo of liquor + other liquid.
Remember to drink responsibly girls!
>>28471739
I don't drink alcohol either. Want to have sex?
>>28471459
Laphroaig is my absolute favorite alcoholic beverage of all time. 18 year is the oldest I've had and it was beautiful.
On a daily basis I drink beer, though. Mostly microbrews that I get from the beer market down the street, or if I'm strapped for cash, shit like Laughing Skull or Magic Hat.
Lately I've started drinking wine again (in moderation) because that much beer beer is so fucking bad for your waistline, but I really should just stop drinking altogether.I used to be an alcoholic so having a few drinks a day is still a massive improvement for me.
>>28471832
>costco brand beer
What happened in your life that caused you to sink so low?
I used to think Mary-san was cute until I realized she was in a relationship with a Jap.
Fucking disgusting.
>>28471739
It's only degenerate if you think handling guns makes you the next mass shooter
tfw no women ever want to talk about liquor in depth
>>28471891
Takeshi san is a total bro though.
>>28472584
Whatever, doesn't mean I approve of him with white women.
Pussy juice mixed with sperm
>>28472743
Somebody didn't read genki II
>>28472880
What happened in Genki II?
it used to be absinthe when i drank a lot, but now i pretty much only drink cider.
Corpse reviver #2
>>28471487
marry me
fresh, hand picked, vine ripened comment
vodka/whiskey/moonshine/whatever with any soda or juice, i also like coffe-ish liquors like baileys. i drink everything though, except beer because its shit and makes you obese.
Do fembots have a sweet tooth?
>>28473177
ofcourse. sugar is my favorite drug.
>>28473177
Just finished some kettlecorn. Fucking love sweets but liquor is better.
>>28473227
Which kind of dessert if your favorite?
Sex on the beach
really though, it's delicious
>>28471459
i dont drink alcohol
i like soda a lot though
>>28471459
>>28471459
>>28471459
What's the source on this image?
oreginaldo bloberto
>>28474051
Don't you feel embarassed asking the bartender for it?
It's lewd.
>>28474060
Does that mean you're fat?
A lot of alcoholic drinks taste like soda if you mix them right. Also consider becoming my girlfriend.
>>28474051
Turbowhore detected.
I bet you giggle at the word "sex", because your mind is poisoned.
>>28474226
>>28474494
it's just a drink. And it's really tasty
>>28474960
>And it's really tasty
Know what else is tasty?
>>28474381
i wouldnt say im fat but im not super skinny either so kinda inbetween
alcohol is icky and i don't like the feeling of being intoxicated
Hi fembots, one quick question that would be great;
my gf sometimes says she feels like she hasnt seen me in forever, when its been like 2/3 days max, and she acknowledges this
is it a good thing that shes saying this or should i see her more often?
thanks!
Vodka Sprite is where it is.
>>28475695
>Vodka Sprite
The "just take my clothes off and fuck me in a public toilet" drink.
Mimosas t b h
>tfw no bartender gf that makes great drinks and bullies me into drinking because she likes me better when I'm drunk
Why didn't my mother just fucking abort me
Alcohol is top degeneracy and so are fembots.
I hope you all die painful deaths
Black Russian
Milk or Cream gives me acne/the shits.
>>28476744
Scratch that, I pretty much only drink in normie situations so I choose Miller Light or Not Your Fathers Hard Root Beer