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>sent dick pics to a fat girl with big boobs >she laughed
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>sent dick pics to a fat girl with big boobs
>she laughed at my dick and said it's small
>this feel is horrible
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>>28471372
Tell her she's fat.
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>>28471372
>sending dick pics
Wew lad.
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why is this allowed?
You cant help that you have a small dick but the landwhale made decision to be a landwhale.
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>>28471372
Chicks are a numbers game man. Just move onto the next one. Rejection feels bad, I know. But just pretend you don't care and act that way. Eventually your own emotions will begin to mirror your outward affect.

Just move onto the next one.
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pIease op
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Thats because shes a big girl. Big girls need big dicks.

Think of it as food. Would a six inch sub make her full? No she needs a footlong.
...maybe some cheetos and cookies.
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>>28471372
Girls don't know how to judge size, they lack the spatial awareness.
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>>28472204
i won't post my dick in the emotional state i'm now, but i'm 5 inches circa in lenght and 6 inches in girth
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>>28472231
Why is that tho?
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>>28471372
that's why you need to find a thin small girl so at her eyes/hands, your dick will be big enough.
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>>28471372
Good you degenerate scum. You're everything that's wrong with this shitty generation.
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>>28472231
>she's a big girI.

Foryou.
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>>28471372
>going after western women
>let alone fat entitled women
You deserve every single drop of that horrible feeling.
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>sent dick pics to a girl that a friend introduced me to
>told me she was scared and didn't think it would fit
>sent dick pics to a girl I met on here
>told me she needed it inside of her and begged me to facefuck her
>send dick pics to another girl I met through here
>called it a monster and that she was both anxious and excited

I aint even that big you just found a bitch/size queen or took a horrible picture.
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>>28471372
wow how small are you OP?
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>>28472388
i answered there >>28472264
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>>28471372
"so is anything compared to you"
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>>28472378
Angles do wonders eh.
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>>28472447

The really do senpai. Plus two of those were asian girls. That being said, I only met the first one in person and she still said she was scared after seeing it in person. We didn't fuck.
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>>28472481
How big are you?

original commento
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>>28471372
Use the small cans and then take pic
Now you're a big boy.
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>>28472506
4" hard and 9" circumference
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>>28472506

Decidedly average. Maybe like 6 long, though I was blessed with dat girth. I haven't measured either one, but I used to be convinced I was small when I was a teenager because of porn standards.
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>>28472567
Only 6?
What a shame
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>>28472543
>9" circumference

This is literally impossible unless your dick is deformed or you've been injecting some shit in it
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>>28472543
Do you mean the opposite because I don't think 9" girth is actually physically possible unless you injected shit in your deck.
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>>28472567
How does a man go through modern life without measuring his dick. I swear people who say this are lying.
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>>28472578

Hey I'm not complaining. After getting past the porn mindset, I've realized I'm not actually small, and I'm long enough.
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>>28472622

I was ashamed and scared when I was a teenager because porndick made me convinced I was small. After showing it to a couple girls and seeing their reactions, it isn't a big deal to me anymore.
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>>28472622
>How does a man go through modern life without measuring his dick. I swear people who say this are lying.
only white people do that
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>>28472740
Bullfuckingshit, rulers are so commonplace it takes two seconds to do.
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>>28472264
you're actually decent, and you'll be ok as long as you don't send pics to roasties or landwhales/size queens
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>>28472769
>Bullfuckingshit, rulers are so commonplace it takes two seconds to do.
whatever you say white man
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>>28471372
You shouldn't care what some fat cunt thinks about your dick. Just tell her she's a whale.
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>>28473234
Niggers don't own rulers?
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