How the fuck do people sleep on their stomach? What type of meme position is this? It's so fucking uncomfortable!
It's more comfortable for women to do this, for obvious reasons.
every time i sit like that my dick pops like a bicycle kickstand
>>28469286
Why would that be? They have huge fucking blobs of fat on their chest, isn't that uncomfortable as fuck?
>>28469270
I feel the same about people sleeping on their backs, it's the only position I can't fall asleep in.
I also feel like I'll choke in my sleep.
>>28469286
No it isn't you dumb virgin, women have breast
>>28469334
>he doesn't know how soft and squishy breasts are
>>28469334
Maybe the small-titted ones find it comfortable? I dunno. It crams up my junk though.
I can't sleep on my back like some fucking faggot.
>doesnt wrap around pillow for maximum comfort
Obvious belly sleepers are the superior position and race. Nice try though lad check and mate
This is the only position I can sleep in
It's impossible for me to fall asleep facing up
If I lay on my side my arm gets numb and all marked up when I wake up
I'm this position all you have to do is tuck your dick to one side and you're golden. I don't even need to use a pillow
>>28469270
I sleep with one leg bent at 90% and one arm under my head the hand of the other arm gripping the duvet in case it gets pulled away like I'm late for school.
It's comfy as fuck in everything but a sleeping back and quite practical for sleeping outdoors because theres room under arm where I can stash valuables.
A physio told me it's really bad for your back tho. So I tried to force myself to sleep on my back but that just causes snoring.
>>28469286
My uncle always used to sleep on his stomach and it pissed me off.
The only good thing about sleeping on your stomach is it causes you to have more vivid dreams.
>>28469270
This used to be my favorite position to sleep in but recently i feel like i am choking when i lay like that. So most of the time i just sleep on my right side because that feels all right, being on my back for a long time feels like i can't breathe properly and sleeping on my left side is uncomfortable as well for some reason.
I always sleep on my tummy. Idk why, somtimes I feel like it's bad for my back but even if I fall asleep in a different position I wake up face down.
How do you sleep, robots?
haha
>>28469444
>it causes you to have more vivid dreams
Source? It does not seem comfortable at all though.
superior sleeping position, anything else is wtf are you doing tier.
Check it out yall
>>28469494
The couple times I've actually shared a bed with someone it was zen style more or less
s-six master race
>>28469564
>tfw freefaller
>tfw actually extremely accurate description
Any girl who sleeps on her stomach is a super slut. Real talk.
>>28469270
i love lieing in that position. almost as much as 69 ing ur mum
Who /kneenexttoface/ master race
>>28469581
nine boss here, balls just too tender and thighs just too fat
>>28469855
Nice pussy slit!
>>28469494
Anything but cliff hanger makes me too hot. It's not worth the discomfort
>he doesn't grind his cock in to the mattress as he sleeps
cutfags detected
Would sleep like that the rest of my life if i have a warm body to cuddle with me
>not sleeping on your sides
You're all fags. Sleeping on your side is the only way to sleep.
I slept on my stomach my whole life until i got a pinched nerve in my neck. Switched to sleeping on my side and it gradually fixed my neck problems.
>>28470146
This, I just can't fall asleep straight on my back or straight on my stomach. I have to be on my side, maybe a little bit on my stomach with my right arm under my pillow or I can't fall asleep.
>>28469498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5e43qcyI1M
source: watamote
>>28469593
>not reading the other descriptions
>they are literally the same thing more or less
>>28469498
Could be true. I think I have dreams way more often when I sleep on my tummy than sleeping on my back.
>It's impoossible for me to sleep on my back, because if feel like someone could strangle me or cut my throat.
>I can't sleep on sides because my arm get numb and stuff.
>I can sleep only on my stomach and feel extremely comfortable.
>I have small dick so it's not a problem
>>28470522
And yeah, it's true, you have much more vivid dreams and lucid dreams
>>28469270
>>28469286
>>28469353
It really isn't comfortable for girls either. It pushes the fat from your boobs further into your chest. Really hurts.
i've never been able to sleep on my back because it gives me sleep paralysis and feels like my bed is gone and i'm free falling into a pitch dark abyss
>>28469374
so fucking right
>>28469270
just so you know
women is bad for your breast to sleep in that position
stop it! unless you went saggy breasts by 25
>>28469270
I'm a man and I can't sleep in any other position but on my stomach.
I start out facing left with my left hand and leg stretching left. Then I flip to the right, do that for a couple of minutes, back to left and I'm asleep.
Sleeping on your back is equal to having sex missionary position, it's whack and only niggas who don't like to be comfy do it.
Fuck you, hoes.
>>28471023
>implying comfy = good for your health
people in Murrica are fat because they LOVE to be comfy
Comfy can be a problem
>>28469499
uncomfortable as shit
2/10 for at least you're on your side
>>28470865
>>I can't sleep on sides because my arm get numb and stuff.
Dude your arms are supposed to be in front of you, not underneath you.
>>28471042
Stay salty, 28471042.
>>28471364
Come on anon, you are better than that
>>28471042
>implying health matters if you are comfy
>>28471457
yeah, you should try talking to a diabetic or someone with chronic back pains due to sleeping in bad positions all their life
>>28471515
that's when you an hero
I sleep that way but I don't use a pillow.
I have a pattern unless I do that, I can't fall asleep
>lay on stomach, start moving feet left and right
>after a few minutes lay sideways and move legs up and down from knees
>than put the pillow away, lay on stomach and while moving feet go to sleep
>>28469855
Holy shit are you me? This is the exact same position i sleep with. Even the inclination of the pillow wtf mang
>>28471539
an hero? why?
why not try to live good and be balanced in your behaviors to enjoy life for as long as you can?
>>28471425
I'm better at being comfy, that's for sure. Anything else you're saying is irrelevant.
>sleep on back
>horrible nightmares and sleep paralysis
>sleep on stomach
>uncomfortable
>sleep on side
>arms fall asleep
there is no escape from this hell
>>28469270
I naturally do this, I always end up waking up with my stomach hurting a bit when I breath in because of it.
Fat guy here. I am horribly obese and it causes huge issues with my sleeping so I have to sleep 'back to front' with a box of cereal on the top of the beds headboard. I do it because knowing I get some cereal when I wake up helps me relax and calms me and gets me to sleep faster.
Even still I find certain cereals keep me up more than others
>Reeses Puffs
Pretty solid- Sometimes the bright orange is distracting but it is overwhelmed by desire to have them in the morning
>Frosted Flakes
They help me slightly, but often I start thinking about how Kellogg invented circumcision and start rubbing my cock which keeps me awake
>Pop Tarts
Not a ceral as such but probably the worst overall performer, because they make me think about having to walk to the toaster and my chest starts to hurt and makes me panic
>Shredded Wheat
Pretty nice and calming with calm colors, however, I stack a pack of sugar on top because I need to pour it on my wheat and sometimes it falls and goes everywhere which keeps me awake
>Fruit Loops
Another good performer, but sometimes they give me nightmares about becoming colorblind.
Anyone else do this?
>>28472062
>this entire post
>anyone else do this?
I'm gonna go with no on that one
>>28472062
jesus christ anon, pure gold.
>>28471567
I sleep on stomach and pattern is:
>lay down
>body facing left
>left knee bend and going upwards at stomach level facing left-wards
>right arm elbow bent with the hand under my pillow directly under my head facing left
>left arm bent at elbow turned closely towards my face
>lay like that for 5 minutes
>turn around and face right doing everything same but opposite for 3 minutes
>turn back left and fall asleep
If I'm really tired I'll just fall asleep at step 1, if I have to go past position 3 I won't be falling asleep any time soon.
I'm high on oxycodone and lyrica and describing this was very hard
>>28469581
Number 1 on a carpeted floor is comfy
>>28472062
Post of the month right here
>>28472062
That part with circumcision
>>28472062
Reddit faggots screencap this!
>>28469270
>How the fuck do people sleep on their stomach?
Not like her. I sleep on my stomach but without pillow, and one leg raised. It's comfy being tucked in toward yourself, if that makes sense.
Sleeping on your stomach is actually incredibly unhealthy.
>>28472636
How so? It's the only way I can sleep.
>>28472062
My transcendental face when
>>28472062
Kellogg didn't "invent" circumcision
>>28472669
It's bad for your back and sinuses. Can also change the appearance of your eyes from accumulation of fluid (dark circles, sunken, bags)
>>28469494
>The Crab
the fuck is this
Prone is the only way to sleep. Supine is the hardest way possible. I find it easier to sleep in a recliner than supine.
>>28472421
wew ladorigigamu tbqh fampai
>>28469353
Its not comfortable to lay on them, they start to hurt. /sidesleepmasterrace/
>>28470113
Omg I swear, that girl looks EXACTLY like me! This could have been taken of me, and I just don't remember it wtf. Now that I look at it i can't determine that it isnt me. Thats so weird. Is it me?
>>28470027
>It's not worth the discomfort
>the discomfort of hugging a girl as you fall asleep
The normies of this board, how does it feel?
>>28472944
Sounds like someone is a fat.
>>28469270
>How the fuck do people sleep on their stomach? What type of meme position is this? It's so fucking uncomfortable!
that's just my first position i end up getting into side position when i wake up
>>28469444
>The only good thing about sleeping on your stomach is it causes you to have more vivid dreams.
false i always sleep like this i never had any dreams
>>28469270
It's easy to sleep on your stomach when you aren't fat.
>>28469581
I'm number if you flipped it over, and I wake up with both hands completely numb
>>28469270
I have a heart, super low blood pressure, condition and have never slept in a bed, lying down can kill me, I sleep sitting up in a chair, it reclines, but not much, has a bar that crosses my chest to keep me from falling over, has a neck and head rest, only good part is I don't need a bedroom, can't do sports, or anything that gets my heart rate up, then the pressure tanks and unconscious I go, keep dreaming about lying in a bed like a normal person, having sex, going for a run, I live a pretty good life, when I dream
>>28473025
Yeah is it you? Thanks for letting me know, although I didn't really care to.
>>28470865
>>It's impoossible for me to sleep on my back, because if feel like someone could strangle me or cut my throat.
This.
It feels like my throat was slit in a past life, and the experience still haunts me.
>>28469270
I slept on my face as a kid like a dead body floating in the water. Made my nose crooked and not worth it.
>>28469374
same my fellow frog posting friend
>>28469494
i sleep alone
>>28473220
Hint:it's the one who can't sleep in God tier belly sleep position
>>28473244
I'll straighten that nose out with my dick
>>28469353
>he thinks tits are just jelly mounds
>>28469405
how fat are you?
pewpew
>>28473197
>super low blood pressure
Does your heart just pump really weakly?
I don't know shit but if it's a weak heart then you would need to exercise to strengthen it. But if it's too weak then you can't exercise to begin with.
Shit sucks, bro.
>>28469334
>>28469349
>>28469356
>>28470931
>all these virgins ITT think breasts feel pain when pushed in
No that's not how tits work you fucking retards. And beds are soft, it won't hurt unless youre slamming your tits on hard floor.
>>28471772
youre not supposed to lay on your arm you faggot
>>28469455
Same, I don't know what happened since I did it for as long as I can remember up till I was about 21, then I started to feel like I couldn't breathe, like I was breathing through a straw so I have to lay on my side now.
>>28472699
Oh I got dubs :3
>>28473412
are you actually retarded?
hooboy
>>28469719
Girl, KV, sleep on my stomach. Your argument is not valid.
>>28473412
I'll slam your tits on a hard floor.
>>28472062
pretty decent original post 8/10 would repost to /r/4chan
>>28469494
Either the pursuit, the sweetheart's cradle or the zen style
It was a different time tho, might as well kill myself because that wont ever happen again
>>28469405
moi niggro
I never sleep on my stomach, it's such a vulnerable position. Someone could just come into your room and break into your butt.
That's why I always sleep on my back, so my ass is always safe.
>>28474026
>not putting a heavy weight next to your bedroom door
Slows down an intruder and the noise of the door hitting it is enough to snap you awake.
>>28474067
But what if I need to leave the room quickly? Then I need to move the weight.
>can fall asleep almost immediately lying on my back
>can't because haunted with night terrors and sleep paralysis everytime I try
>toss and turn in bed for half an hour instead
It never ends.
>>28474096
I put a dumbell there. I can roll it away from the door very easily. But if you tried to open the door with it there, it would be far more difficult. The dumbell with only roll one way.
>>28474444
Well, I can't argue with quads like those.
