I have a little pet spider, I'm not sure what to name him. I found him hiding beside my toilet bowl.
Do you feed it? I used to throw ants to my pet spider sometimes. They don't waste any time when something is caught in their web.
>>28469234
his name is Mark now. how long has Mark been there?
>>28469266
I don't know. I like to think he's always been here and I'm just his tenant.
>>28469234
if you gonna post such an old and overused one, at least post a good one
>>28469234
he's cute
I'm getting a robot spider that I'm naming Mishka
If it's female you should name her Achrya.
If it's male you should name him Skippy or something.
>>28469234
I hope you are not going to kill it. Especially not since summer is coming. Spiders are good at killing ""some"" mosquitoes.
>>28469307
I wouldn't. I don't believe in karma but hurting for the sake of hurting something seems low class and vulgar
>>28469262
I might throw it a moth or something if i see its web
>Move in to house with my friend
>Summertime
>find this in our retaining wall
>feed it crickets from the pet store
>builds up solid carpet of web inch off the ground
>leaves a trail along the outside of the web that allows it to shit (no kidding, there were white dots all along the edge of the tank)
>commentated like a gladiator arena when we dumped the crickets in
>some made it to safety, others were bitten immediately and paralyzed while she found more
>one tries to escape under the carpet of web
>spider actually reaches under the web and back, pulls it up like a fucking horror movie
