I finally got a job and i'm starting to get the hang of it but i cant socialise for shit. They are all normies and i can't find a talking subject to save my life. Day by day im getting the feeling that im becoming the odd ball in the room.
Any tips ?
Why do you want to socialise with normies anyway?
>>28468931
Just to blend in and avoid possible fights.
>>28468940
>and avoid possible fights
Who the fuck is going to fight you?
>>28468957
your dignity.
origi pep.
>>28468940
Start a fight and then you can talk about how you got your pussy ass whipped. Then they'll all like you.
>>28468957
Well first they talk shit then you talk shit back then they talk more shit then you talk even more shit then someone gets new teeth. Highschool never ends.
>>28468940
You're a fucking autist, quit your job, kill yourself.
You guys put way too much thought into talking. You don't think about it, you just say what your response is going to be.
Obviously if what you're going to say is something that looks like it belongs on 4chan or especially this board then don't say it. It's not hard.
>>28469030
that goes without saying but id rather give it a chance first
>>28468920
There's more to your life than you think. When people ask the standard "how was your night last night"/"how was your weekend", pick one highlight and then just turn the conversation around to asking about them. Some stock answers include:
>just relaxed and caught up on sleep haha
>I watched X movie haha
>nothing at all hahaha
>I made cookies haha, they turned out (great/shit)
Or some other banal shit like that. Don't forget the haha
Better talk about something else you get shit on at a later date by your boss/management for not being a "team player". Not even kidding. Shit like this happens.
>>28468920
if you just try to interact with them normally then you don't necessarily have to find a common ground to not become an 'odd ball' i suppose-what is the job though.
They already know and understand you're a bit socially awkward, you just gotta own up to it. Keep working on your social skills though, mine improved ten fold after getting my first job.
hmmm... ill give some of these tips a go and ill park my noose back in its place for now
Watch movie trailers. I'm serious. Ask if they've seen the latest trailer, go for a Marvel movie.
Talk about Game of Thrones and Walking Dead.
>>28469344
>Marvel Trailers
Talking about Marvel trailers in public is like announcing you're a beta faggot.
At least talk about oscar level films.
>>28468920
blend in or keep your head down.
