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muggy wet tuesday edition
First for huskies!
This is original btw
looks like no one cares
started vibrating again in greggs in front of the whole queue, I could feel their eyes burning into the back of me.
never going to that greggs again and especially avoiding the hours of 12pm-2pm when the normeis are out for lunch
Lie about having a story to tell, just wanted a new thread.
You're so easy to manipulate *chuckles*
>>28469045
>vibrating
what do you mean by this?
I have no energy to do anything. Post waifus maybe.
Fucks sake lads got so much work to do but I keep putting it off
Just cannot be fucked for the life of me
>>28469054
I was looking forward to that. I'm sad now.
>>28469070
i started shaking when i'm nervous (which in turn makes me more nervous because I know people are watching me shake). apparently it looks my whole body is vibrating/shivering slightly. i cant wear baggy tshirts because you can see the cloth moving like its windy
Mums been in the bath for an hour now....
Really need to clean this 1 hour old cum of me but I can't because I can't get in the bathroom.
Thinking of moving out of south east, into a cheaper area.
Any of you wager anons live in places were you can rent a one bed place on minimum wage?
>>28469128
I get that too sometimes.
It's so shite, the more you think about it the worse it gets. Same with blushing.
>>28469140
maybe she's slit her wrists
Stay indoors
Beneath the floors
Talk with neighbours only.
The games you play
Make people say
You're either weird or lonely.
A city star
Won't shine too far
On account of the way you are
And the beads
Around your face
Make you sure to fit back in place.
What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a god?
What's a god to a non-believer who don't believe in anything?
Fucking hate weather like this. Grey and drizzly but still hot. And it's gonna be like this all summer
>>28468838
meant for
>>28469037
rightly so too
Can't wait
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/eurotrash-returning-to-channel-4-to-settle-eu-referendum-for-which-side-is-anyone-s-guess-a7022316.html
My hairline is receding horribly and it is negatively effecting literally every facet of my existence, I don't want to see anybody or do anything that involves leaving the house and I'm going to be homeless soon with no prospects of recovery. Death when
>>28469277
Why no prospects of recovery?
>>28469351
got a cure for baldness, pal?
>>28469128
I feel bad for laughing, that sucks man.
>>28469128
holy shit, you shake that fast? like a little cold puppy, that's so cute
Going to veiw my first flat in 20 minutes and I should be moving in tommorow. No more bacon sandwiches from mummy. Its next door to work so I won't have to leave till 5 to so that's a bonus
>>28468818
reposting from old thread
>Doctors went ok lads, got upped from 5mg olanzapine to 7.5mg, been referred to a psychiatrist also - not sure what to expect is there anyway I can make the psychiatrist come to my house for our appointments or anything?
>>28469400
>anyway I can make the psychiatrist come to my house for our appointments or anything?
private? Regardless, I wouldn't think so considering how busy they usually are
>>28469190
Don't quote me you little faggot, I'll kill you.
>>28469183
A true robot.
Lifting the mask from a local clown, feeling down like him
Seeing the light in a station bar and traveling far in sin
Sailing downstairs to the northern line, watching the shine of the shoes
Hearing the trials of the people there, who's to care if they lose?
Take a look, you may see me on the ground
For I am the parasite of this town
>>28469368
Shave it off or something, stop acting like your life is over because you have a receding hairline.
>>28469516
To be fair to him it pretty much is.
No women under 25 will be interested in him.
>>28469387
> veiw my first flat in 20 minutes and I should be moving in tommorow
You're moving into a flat you've not seen, tomorrow? How?
Also, it's not so badyou can do drugs in solitude without breaking mummy's heart
>>28469488
have you heard any of the songs he didn't release on album?
>>28469400
>willingly taking neuroleptics
:L
i brought two bottles of water upstairs
Anyone watching that ITV documentary about the Sheppey Bridge crash? On at 9pm tonight.
I was in the crash. Happy to answer any questions when the show is on desu.
Poleaboo
Poleaboo
Poleaboo
Poleaboo
>>28469658
Call 999, we got an absolute madman here!
>>28469661
>the Sheppey Bridge crash
Never heard of it, your claim to fame is shit
@28469668
If I personally dislike a shitposter let's spam just as much as him and make it a le funny meeem! roflcopter :P
>>28469528
Saying his life is over because his hairline recedes is fucking unthinkable. If it bothers him so much, go take your Finerastide or some shit and kill your dick.
>>28469562
I've heard a few but they're mostly covers of old folk songs.
This is one of my favourites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2jBTDjX-3I
The chances they come, but the chances have been lost
Success can be gained, but at too great a cost
For some there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind
Why do you ask?
>tfw they aren't online
>>28469186
I actually love this weather. Get me engergised and excited. Tomorrow I'm going to ride my bike someplace, whatever the weather.Wish I had a bf to do it with ;_______________;
>>28469661
you clearly overestimate how much we care
>>28469778>tfw you can no longer reply to posts like these because it feels like cheating on the guy are talking to
Who has a cute doggo here?
>>28469768
what does there name begin with?
![article-2412099-1BA2B7B6000005DC-862_964x755[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eLF2Yiy.jpg "article-2412099-1BA2B7B6000005DC-862 964x755[1]")
>>28469661
>nobody died
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>28469689
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-23970047
>>28469820
very qt doggo load
>>28469811
You'll do it eventually anyway, whore.
>>28469811
That's really sweet, I hope things work out with you two.
>>28469744
I just wanted to chime in really, he's probably my favourite musician. Some of my favourite of his songs weren't on the albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djCBsUMvAbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE6PfDsYVjA
>>28469820
>>28469834
>tfw gonna see my doggo in just over a week
>not seen her in 4 months
almost tearing up thinking about how much I'm gonna enjoy it lads
>>28469820
posting doggo
28469820
>>28469847
I hope not, I'm no slut but I am so lonely that it feels bad to close off to other people when it isn't a certain thing.
>>28469825
Online name begins with K
So, like, is this thread for britain related topics? Or for people from britain to post about anything? I don't understand.
>get in to work
>want to kill myself until about midday
>settle for wanting to quit my job until mid afternoon
>eventually end up believing that maybe things aren't so bad from 4 o'clock onwards
Should I try and get out or does every wagecuck feel like this?
>>28469661
Do the cars on the carrier count as vehicles involved in the collision?
>>28469435
you aren't gonna do shit, you pansi
>>28469907
I have felt like that and worse.
Some jobs are so much better than others. Yes its still wagecucking and you will have shit days but wanting to kill yourself at all times is not normal and you can probably move to a better job, hell at least try and move to a better paid job.
Just keep at it and apply like mad anon, you can be sort of happy and have a job.
>>28469907
You're living my exact life, lad.
Though i've gone and applied at a few places, I'm at the stage where I'm aware that feel is coming in 18 hours.
>>28469906
why do you care GTFO
Thoughts on my new chastity device?
>clutch on car isn't working properly
>send boss a message via facebook to let her know
>tells me not to worry about trying to get to work(my only other option is walking 4 miles)
>free day off
Bosses of small companies are the best tbqh
>>28469995
jesus christ poleaboo this is indecent even for you
>>28469995
can smell your knob through the screen you dirty paki bastard
>>28469661
Nobody even died lad, plenty of people have been in worse accidents
>>28469995
fuck off pakipoo
wow this wasn't origami
If you're reading this it means I think you are a cunt
>>28469868
Jackson C. Frank >>>>>>>
How is this not original fuckoff
>>28469995
>more and more people are doubting my shitty story
>better post something ridiculous to drum up more interest
>>28469967
>I don't actually know
>shitposts abound
cute thread
>>28470070
kek so true
origiblog
>>28469913
I don't think so, but it'd be great if they did
>>28469995
>nobody believes me so I better post a picture of my dick in a cage
What's sad is that we know it's a fake story, but the guy behind it is genuinely a paki and getting hyper desperate.
>>28469995
what the fuck do the people who don't believe in poleaboo say to that?
fucking hell Amar, you should tell your parents about your May 15th plan. Please.
>>28470070
here's proof as well mate >>59149052
>>28470042
Yeah
original
original
>>28470070
>>28470109
* >>>/int/59149052
>>28470102
>May 15th plan
date has been pushed to May 23rd
>>28470099
All crashes must abide by burnout rules
Oi oi saveloy
>>28469868
Sorry, my autism showed there. Thought you meant that he came across as different on his non-album stuff for some reason.
Which compilation album do you recommend? There's quite a few out there I think
Also if you want someone similar check out Jackson C. Frank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO7ih6Nu3MA
Drake covered quite a few of his songs and was influenced by him, they both had quite tragic lives as well.
Is the Canadian anon still lurking?
C-can we be transatlantic buddies?
>>28469907
Yeah, sounds about right. Might apply for the british antarctic survey, the Royal Navy or the merchant navy.
Bored at home desu
>>28470315
Beautiful song desu, this and Dialogue are his best
>>28470372
>british antarctic survey
I've looked at their site so many times but the options seem to be some kind of climate/geoscientist if you want to be paid well, or alternatively you can go and mop the floors or unload cargo or cook meals in the canteen.
I've got a chemistry degree but apparently they don't need chemists in the arctic. They had a position advertised for computer technician but it was Linux-based.
>>28470372
>merchant navy
Official occupation of /brit/
>>28470315
yeah i know i like his music too. I don't know about the compilation albums, but I think I prefer the versions which are more 'raw' with just guitar and voice. For example I prefer the demo version of hazey jane 1 over the album version.
/mu/ please go
>>28470481
Yea let's go back to the amazing discussions we were having before about pakiboo and car accidents
Started playing wastelands.
Wanted to name my whole squad after my group of friends.
>tfw playing premade characters because i dont havw friends.
moth balls are banned by the EU
Had a dream the other night where I had a bunch of mates and we all went on holiday together and had a great time.
Never felt so utterly hopeless upon waking up before desu
Lincs boy reporting in
Just comfy in the Car, listening to Radio 1
>>28470533
I think I'll vote to remain now. Moth balls make clothes smell fucking disgusting.
>>28470553
>talking with therapist about how I have the money and time to visit virtually any place or phenomena on the planet, but I don't want to go
>She says how sad it is and asks (sort of rhetorically)if it would be different if I had someone to go with.
More depressed after each session
Mtv rocks has the indoe years 2007 and im sat here crying because in 2007 i had friemds and qe listened to this music while pre-drinking before nights out.
>who /latesocialphobia/ here.
I didnt become socially anxious till about 20
>>28470639
EU imperialists aren't welcome on /britfeel/
Eurovision lads
>>28470410
im a trained mechanical Technician. Thought they'd be after maintenance plebs
>>28470661
Not that late desu, but until I was 16 I was pretty normal.
Didn't have a massive amount of friends, but was happy to speak to people and try to make more friends. Now I am fucked.
>>28470533
>>28470639
too right, so many moths have lost their balls, this practice needs to end!
>>28470661
wow you really were a 'late bloomer'. how does that happen though, i mean-it's weird that it would just det in like that
>>28470680
Give it up you child. The EU is the future of Europe and the only way our future defense and economic success can be secured.
>>28470725
I domt.know, left college. Couldnt get a job. So.stopped going.out with mates all the time. Then i slowly stopped wanting to go out altogether. Hated when i hears the phone text. Now while i have a job. I go in, do my work go.home and never socialise.
>>28470766
What a joke EU is a sinking ship but it also has rats pouring on board.
Voting remain is a sign of mental illness
>>28470696
Final is the only part worth watching, and it's this Saturday.
>>28469834
Dude I know you! I still have that picture i took of your dog.
Nah jk man, not doing that again. Havent seen you post your cute dog in ages.
Why are Girls Aloud so good bros?
>Poleaboo getting ready to watch Eurovision semi-final
>Don't get BBC 4 HD
Fuck
>>28470137
>>28470102
Whats this plan lad?
Think I'm addicted to epinephrine.
Why do I keep having dreams of me punching holes in walls until my knuckles are broken, I mean I'm glad it's a break from constant nightmares but I'm wondering what it means
>>28470886
Hazard a guess, frustrated at something?
Yearning to break free from something?
Distaste for walls?
idk
>>28469995
Probably off google but why is paki using this?
>>28470834
>Dude I know you!
got a sharp pain in my stomach reading just that bit
phew
pls stop doing this to me lad
>>28470886
you're sexually frustrated
>>28470766
"An unelected body imposing austerity on Britain is the way forward guys!!"
"They are helping to defend the country by not allowing us to control our own borders!!"
>>28470861
You should really just start saying "the man behind poleaboo who posted his dick in a cage in a last ditch attempt at rescuing his gimmick" instead.
>>28470886
>>28470905
Dream theory gets a bad rep but it can often show what is on your mind.
It probably indicates frustration or feeling trapped and stuff.
You probably already know why you dream about if senpai
>>28470908
Very cute doggo, remember that picture of him in your toilet. As if a picture of someone elses dog is making me feel nostalgic.
I need to get out more.
>>28470886
Nigga I use solid brick walls as a punchbag
I got the idea from oldboy
Broke my knuckles countless times
But now they are like steel
Also a good stress reliever, follow your dreams my son
some bitch comes up to me and asks to borrow my phone
tell her no and carry on walking
>>28469085
>tfw nipple fluid
I swear every time I start feeling maybe kinda okay about my body, it starts doing some other weird thing.
>>28470935
>I need to get out more.
my pupper would always welcome a walk with you
>Walk past two blokes in tescos self service
>Disgusting trackie tops and slav bable
>Polish
>Their basket is filled with cucumbers
>Like 20 cucumbers
For what reason
>>28470960
Haha alpha as fuck dude, you really showed her who's the man!
Can someone explain why being in extreme physical pain elicits laughter?
Broke my leg and all I could do was laugh as I crawled to a phone.
Just tried sushi for the first time.
Jesus christ it was fucking horrible how do people eat that shit?
Was expensive as well, cant get the taste of wet fish outta my mouth either.
>>28470935
>Getting nostalgic about stuff on the Internet
I can pretty clearly remember stuff from irc chats 5/6 years ago
>>28470977
Am i the man?
>>28470981
coz you is a edgy cunt
>>28471005
Mr. Big Dick Warrior walk among us.
>>28470981
Your body can release endorphins and such. There will be some level of medical explanation if you weren't lazy
>>28471027
Alright see you in seven years when I've finished medical school.
>>28470975
You know for what
>man utd's team bus got smashed up by west ham fans
Top kek
>>28471026
Ok you know how honoured you are to have me
i would what my straight friend what say if i asked him for a cuddle
>>28470975
Probablly pickling them
>>28470908
we already know who you are Raphael Stone
>>28469085
>blood in vomit
>purging food that should have digested days ago
might go to A&E soon lads. On the plus side I look very femboy now, should probably be able to pass in 3-6 months~
>>28469085
Posting my waifu the onanism facilitator
>>28471125
Why is this qt so lonely?
>>28471055
Lewd desu
>>28471097
Do they do that?
>>28471145
Get yourself to A&E please mate
fuck sake i thought there were only 21 chapters in this book and i was looking forward to finishing it tonight only to find out there's actually 23
>tfw my uncle had no kids and leaves around 400k to me
>before he died he told it was important that I don't "spend it on something boring"
>I asked him what he meant and he said "don't use it to buy a house, it will mean nothing at the end"
Does this mean he wants me to travel? Because I would quite like to travel
>>28469085
Excited for this weekend
>>28469387
>>28469531
It was pretty much reserved for me due to the predicament im in.
Ive been but I'm not moving in and I've convinced my family I am. I'm going to hang myself in some nearby woods on Saturday as I move in on the sunday. I better make these last days mean something. No, I'm not being edgy. If you read this, your most likely some of the last people to read my messages.
>>28471246
He meant you should take all your britfeel mates to thailand to bang prozzies
>>28471246
He meant for you to spend it on expensive escorts and coke probably
>>28471125
delte this
>>28471166
social anxiety
also why are you assuming he's lonely?
>>28471246
Put 250 in a high interest bank account or split into ISAs and other savings.
Take 150k and have a world tour
@28471145
Fucked in the head thing that makes itself puke AND shits up the thread about it every day is a tranny
I'm so shocked
>>28471205
Might go tomorrow. I imagine it will be full of scary people if I go at night~
>>28471311
>also why are you assuming he's lonely?
You try and add everyone on britfeel.
I'm also sure you've said things to that effect in the thread
>>28471125
Who is this?
oce
>tell people I hate my job
>they all tell me how lucky I am to have the privilege of selling large chunks of my life at a place I hate and that I should be grateful for the opportunity
Why is the UK so wagecucked?
Heading to Brazil in a couple of months to stay with a couple of girls I used to live with, really looking forward to it t b h lads
>>28471349
i use to when i was feeling particular bicurious yeah
who are you anyway?
>>28471385
>bicurious
>prison gay
>who are you anyway?
Probably just one of the many forgotten contacts
>>28471246
No he means spend it on hookers and drugs.
>>28471410
>Probably just one of the many forgotten contacts
almost certainly
glad i'm past that phase now desu
everyones an actor
Im really confused, is the dude who posted the dog the kid in that photo?
>>28471500
Prove it tbqh
I'm doing a shit
>>28471518
I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that it is.
Not sure how he was found, but it's always interesting to see what people on here look like.
Feeling pretty shit, lads. Got a D in my FP3 mock and my actual exam is in a week. I'm supposed to get a B/A. The worst part was that for most questions, I knew what I was supposed to do and generally got the method correct. But dumb mistakes (reading that the limit was 2pi rather than 1/2pi, putting the answer as 3 sig-figs rather than to decimal places, messing up +/-ve signs, etc) cost me a third of the marks I could've gotten.
>>28471562
In your nappy or on a big boy potty?
>>28471592
Just keep doing past papers. It's easy.
>>28469238
that was the only way I could get porn as a kid.
>>28471565
>but it's always interesting to see what people on here look like.
yeah, definitely. I always wonder if any of "those kids" at my old school ended up here.
>>28471634
>not watching sexcetera
>>28469238
When I found out who Jean Paul Gaultier was I was shocked that he would appear on such a programme.
>>28471608
Yeah, that's all I can really do at this point. But when I do past papers, I can literally do every question almost perfectly. The problem is when I do the paper in exam conditions at school and my nerves cause me to make stupid mistakes like adding incorrectly or whatever.
>>28471691
Can't you ask to do it on your own or at the very least a smaller group?
I got mentally ill by 14 and I took my GCSEs in a smaller room with like 2 people
Feel bad lads, didnt do well on my SATs. Mom told me not to worry and I have resorted to using 4chan as an escapism from the deep abyss that is the world.
>>28471565
>>28471653
Semi related, this video came up on my feed about 'a british nazi being confronted by a mother and mix raced daughter', a guy threw out the /current year/ meme at around 0:25 and caught me off guard.
https://www facebook com/hope.n.hate/videos/10153416915181854/
Not sure how many people on here have normie book though
want to do a wank but my friend's downstairs and might come up
>>28471740
Fuck off, underage poof
Watching old xfiles lads. Fucking great. I would show scully my grey
Watching The Office, lads
Florida fag here to check your grey weather privilege
>>28471799
Fuck off, outsider
>>28471338
I hope they lock you up and throw away the key
>>28471749
mixed race because she used some curling tongs lmao
Absolutely pissing it down here in Spain, lads
>>28471749
this bitch is a rachel dolezal
>>28471740
>SATs
>Mom
Are you lost, son?
>>28471806
Trust me I'm an insider
>>28471740
ENEMY YANK DETECTED
>>28471338
There will be less people. No drunks mid week
>>28471740
Wanky Yanky
>>28471818
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
>>28471749
>This is what calls people degenerates on the internet
Please be controlled opposition.
>over 1900 earth sized planets in their star's habitable zone discovered this year
>born too early to be able to find out if they have life or visit them
What's the point of it all?
>>28471946
Only this physical form of you won't see them. Some of your future lives will in future, some of the past ones have too.
>>28471764
Fuckin wot senpai come outside greggs by the a420 and i'll give u a good ol shankin you daft bastard
>>28471838
Y-yes dad
Thought you only did sats in uk?
>>28471946
>>28471961
non of his genetic life ever will, only chads get to go to other planets.
>>28471836
Didn't know who this was but I'm definitely worse off for knowing now
>>28471961
I'll be dead mate. I won't see them whatever mystic mumbo jumbo you believe them.
>>28471929
That phrase is bullshit desu, the rain in Spain falls mostly in the hills. The more you know
Good show this year
>>28472011
it says stays not falls
>>28472005
That's up to you whether you believe it or not.
>>28471989
No, eventually we'll all go there. Not for at least 200,000 years though.
>>28472017
Who is this
What entry is this qt for?
>>28471592
when I did my A Levels a few years back I got a U in my mock paper for Economics, in the real exam managed to get a high A. Just do past papers until you've memorised everything.
>>28472102
Estonia
Voice if shockingly deeps
>>28472011
The rain in spain
falls on the the plain
>>28472076
>No, eventually we'll all go there
tyrone and jamall and mohammad and an amerifat in her wheelchair.
get real
>>28472118
Once you do your mocks its all over as you will be predicted shit by your cunt teachers
>>28468818
what stops you committing suicide lads
for me its me poor mam, she tried so hard to raise me right
>>28472174
The fear of death mostly
>>28472148
There's only such things as tyrones, jamals and wheelchair amerifats because of the Kali Yuga.
>new Call of Duty centered around an 'alien' invasion
>Independence Day 2
>Barack and Cameron saying we need to unite the world and stay in the EU
What's going on? Are they preparing us for the inevitable First Contact War?
>>28472174
That's what I tell myself as well but I probably wouldn't have the courage to do it even if my parents were gone.
As naive as this sounds, hope is stopping from committing suicide. I'm still young (almost 20) and I haven't done anything in my life, a bit silly to kill myself before I even try living.
>>28472205
I reckon we'd actually win it
war is basically all we do as humans and we've made some pretty fucking strong guns
>>28472255
Nah mate, if they're capable of travelling to our planet from god knows where they must have some crazy technology we couldn't even imagine. They'd most likely wreck our shit
>>28472255
Of course we win it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to travel back in time.
>>28472205
Don't worry mate it's not for another 200 years.
Found a lump in my neck lads, makes it hard to swallow and gives me headaches on the same side of the head.
>>28472411
I have lumps on my neck and all over my body all the time.
I get like loads on me neck.
You might want to get it checked out it could be meningitis
>>28472411
it's cancer mate, I'm so sorry
>>28471749
lmao when that fucking molerat crawls onto the screen and spouts an actual 4chan meme in real life expecting normies to know what it is
>>28472255
Even if we couldn't beat them, humans are stubborn as fuck, we'd probably establish a scorched earth policy and nuke the fuck out of everything so the alien bastards can't have it.
>tfw it's too warm to sleep with the window open but it's too chilly when it's open
Fucking British spring time lads. I just want some comfy.
>>28471996
The funniest thing is people actually fell for this for ages. She's so obviously white
>>28472509
open it a little bit
>>28472437
>I have lumps on my neck and all over my body all the time.
Same desu but this one has been here for a while now and is slowly getting bigger. It appeared after a really bad cold over Christmas but the lump still remains.
I've just asked mum to book me an appointment with the family doctor, fingers crossed.
>>28472444
I hope not, I've got so much to live for.
>>28472511
Because it's not PC to question people about it. The fact she got chairman status in her NAACP or some shit is so hilarious
>>28472509
>tfw bedroom gets really fucking warm at night.
I have to lay in bed naked with no duvet over me for a while until the room cools down enough to sleep
>>28472509
You're in luck, its going to start getting cooler over the next week.
>>28471338
Genuinely hope you don't make it though the night
FUCK DAT I AIN'T A CHIPPENDALE
Got a KFC for dinner lads. Bit of a treat.
Now I have the traditional post-KFC coma and feeling like shit.
I swear it gives you a hangover.
I can't stop eating and drinking. I am always hungry all the time and life sucks without booze.
How the fuck does everyone else stay thin or deal with starving all the time?
>>28472733
Self-control.
Also keep yourself occupied, I find that I graze a lot when I'm not doing anything.
>>28472733
It's called discipline mate
>>28472536
I could never sleep or lay naked lad, I hate seeing myself naked. I don't even think in terms of body types, I'm that bad, but it makes me feel sick.
>>28472557
I love being warm through the day, it just sucks at night when I'm all comfy under my duvet.
>>28472763
>>28472765
Thats why I'm not fat. I control myself a lot.
Does everyone else really go around with an aching stomach all day every day?
Its tough at work when you are so hungry
>>28472509
>too warm to sleep with the window open
>too warm
>window open
>>28472509
>tfw it's too warm to sleep with the window open
It's like you want to get raped and murdered in your sleep
>>28472797
Need to switch up your diet then, eat food with low GI, also have a big breakfast with the main source being protein, will keep you fuller for longer
Or just start working out and then you can eat as much shit as you want as long as you put the work in
>cheapest driving lessons in my area are 25/hour
>DVLA recommends 45 hours before taking test
>theory and practical tests cost 23 and 62
>provisional license is 34
So before I can even think about getting a car I have to spend 1244 quid to be allowed to sit behind the wheel on my own.
What a joke.
Who /JamesBlake/ here? I need a forest fire is the most beautiful song I've heard.
>>28472878
You don't have to take that many lessons if you are good.
Also, if mummy and daddy have a car, you can use that free of charge to get practice in.
>>28472850
I eat pretty health but I often don't have breakfast.
I try to have quite filling nutritious meals with lots of veggies and chicken for tea or tuna and shit at lunch.
I just crave to eat all the time on top of this
Life is also suffering and alcohol blocks it out a bit, are there really people who don't drink. People who don't drink must barely be alive or conscious
>>28472924
>don't have breakfast
BREAKFAST IS JUST THE FIRST MEAL
UNLESS YOU DON'T EAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE BREAKFAST
>>28472909
What if mummy and daddy are retard cunts?
>>28472935
Ok you pedantic fuck.
I normally don't eat until midday
I have to take meds in the morning that you are not meant to eat with and then work
>>28472909
>tfw my mum wouldn't take me out in her car for free time behind them wheel
oh well your loss bitch, you paid for:
>license fees
>all test fees 3 theories and 2 practicals
>over half the lessons
>running costs of the car you gave me for over a year
>>28472509
>Open window when in bed
>Cool breeze is extra comfy, drift off quickly
>Wake up frozen
Fucking temperatures and shit.
evry tim
>>28472909
Then I'd have to pay to put myself on the insurance and any crash I would probably cause. Think it's cheaper to take the lessons but it's still an absolute scam.
>>28471682
JPG as in the perfume designer?
>>28472983
What meds are they then?
>>28471740
>SATs
>mom
Off you trot you under aged yank twat
>>28469238
Is the guy on the right scooter?
>>28470102
>>28470137
>fucking hell Amar, you should tell your parents about your May 15th plan
>date has been pushed to May 23rd
Reported to the home office.
>>28473115
Thyroxine
>>28472804
The worst bit is I typed that sentence about five times, proof read it and still got it wrong.
>>28472827
>tfw highly likely in the area of which I live
I had to shut the window because I was freezing my tits off. The room is at a nice temperature now though, so I should be able to sleep.
Thank you for your support at such a difficult time, lads.
>>28473152
thank(You) for the free (You)
>>28469661
I'm interested desu
Did you feel like you had a good distance between you and the car in front?
were your lights on?
were you in a silver/ black car that is practically invisible is fog/ rain?
what were you driving? how did it go down? I take it you survived but how was the aftermath like hosipital/ going through insurance etc.
>>28472899
>tfw no james blake bf
Points is my favourite right now but I haven't listened to it too much
>tfw no one will ever tfw no you bf
>>28473413
>tfw no one will ever love you full stop
>>28473439
That cuts deep anon.
I hope its not the case for either of us but...
Bunch of fucking faggots
Lads what's the best type of birthday cake?
>>28471246
He meant buy me a flat and some Warhammers.
>>28473604
Am I really a faggot if I've never even a whole dick?
>>28473666
Carrot Cake is my favourite but yours is probably Devil's Food Cake.
>>28472878
Hehe, what's the issue goy? You want to drive like all your friends don't you?
>>28473704
That's one hell of an accusation to make laddo. What makes you say that? What exactly is a Devil's Food Cake?
>>28473732
I witnessed your digits, m8.
Trips never lie.
'sup boys
Just sitting here posting while wearing my pink top, skirt and fishnet tights
>>28473799
Knew it was you from the stench Amer
>>28473799
Kinda gay 2bh laddy.
>>28473666
When I went to Uni, one of the older students who were supposed to help us settle in gave me a "say no to rape" badge.
Made me feel like a right nonce desu, like they eyed me up and thought "we better remind this lad not to rape anyone"
>>28473799
F U C K O F F P A K I P O O
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>>28473799
I can't tell if the stench is from you pakipoo or all the bullshit you're spewing
>>28473848
Did it work, lad?
is it bad to be a 20 y/o with no driving license?
driving a car never interested me
>>28473978
I'm 23 and I gave up after failing 4 times on bullshit reasons. I'm just going to wait for a elf driving car now.
>>28473876
Yes, I avoided all contact with females during my time there.
I guess it was pretty effective.
>>28474005
>elf driving car
>>28474182
Thank for pointing out yet another of my inadequacies
Spent entire afternoon cleaning/rearranging room.
Still looks shit.
Wasted my afternoon, bed soon and then work again. Kill me.
>>28474232
I can't even make that post right.
kill me
>>28474290
It's ok to make spelling mistakes sometimes mate!
You'll be alright pup!
Whats the deal with peaches can you you eat the skin or not? Its like impossible to eat.
>tfw everyone has gone and you're alone
>>28474488
I eat the skins
>>28474543
I'm always here
>>28474610
but they stick in your teeth.
It's also clear no one else is posting
>>28474488
Yes, make sure you grind up the stone and mix the sediment with 75ml of Vodka, its delicious.
>>28471740
Wait, SATs? I thought he was talking about the ones you take at primary school when you're 7.
I WALK A LONELY ROAD
original
>>28474747
gotze's going back though pal
#footychat
>>28474747
THE ONLY ROAD I HAVE EVER KNOWN
>>28474773
i feel sorry for marco, he needs a friend
>>28474747
>>28474781
>tfw sometimes when I get drunk I listen to greenday
>>28474802
AM I JUST PARANOID
ocee
>>28474822
Dunno that one, but I like Holiday
>>28474802
used to listen to letterbomb when i was a whiny pathetic tween and it made me feel better about myself desu
>>28474802
I mostly listen to brand new and then cry myself to sleep
Greendays cool too
>>28474822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUTGr5t3MoY
Robot as fuck
>>28474840
>he doesn't know basket case
>>28474872
I'm a bit deaf when it comes to lyrics so I couldn't know
Lost my job and only have enough money for another week or so. Applied to a few online. How do I get money to hold me over until I get paid again?
>>28474943
Sell your body
>>28474943
Pawn and Porn
want to try crossdressing desu
>>28475003
if you're skinny then its fun, nice to feel wanted
So Tired.
Exam Tommorow
To much stuff on my bed so I cant sleep until i move it all. Kill me
>>28475099
who would i feel wanted by?
>>28475127
well theres no point in doing it if you dont post pics somewhere
Off to bed for another day of workPlease kill me someone
>>28474943
really?
really?
check the op image from last year and come back you spacker
>>28475150
where do you post pics?
>>28475205
huh turns out the jobcentre is in this new one too
the new one is so bland I forgot
>>28475205
>>28475249
Registered for Universal Credit, but apparently my first payment is in late June. I have 60 quid to last me over a month.
Used to listen to shit-tier tepid normie feels music
Find myself listening to it, and I feel extremely comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq9jwMY0zQY
>>28475447
you can apply for a small loan for the jobcentre, they give it you same day I believe at no interest
>>28475639
that's a load off my mind then, I don't live with my parents so no money = no food
as an aside, this universal jobmatch site is fucking awful, keeps locking me out because i made an account on there with the same email about 3 years ago
going to make a fishfinger sandwich brb
Just got my new flat lads.
I;m now realising the reality of moving away from mummy ;_;
How did you guys cope with that initial feeling?
>>28475768
on the loan side you just need to ring that number on the blue card they gave you and you should be set
on the job side you can apply for jobs that aren't on on their site but in all honesty I'd just use there site less can go wrong and you'll have proof already done
>>28475921
any idea how I can make them use my email address? i signed up to the site with the same one about a year ago and it won't accept that I want to transfer the damn thing. i'd mmuch rather not have to create a new one just for this.
>>28469085
Jun is playing oblivion with me tonight, loving the cheeky nostalgia
>>28475988
in all honesty I've been signed on and off for 5 years and have never signed in to the site
I just copied the codes down said I applied and they never checked, I'm on esa now I don't have to bother now
>>28475881
Is it a rented flat or a council flat
>>28476122
Private rented
im a student at glasgow uni
used to hate weather like this, but I just started working for deliveroo today and it turns out its perfect cycling weather - slight rain keeps you cool while being warm enough to just wear a tshirt
>>28476135
Oh, I don't really see that as counting desu.
Moving out is easy, the only issue is when uni ends and I want to move out but don't have a jerb due to meme degree.
>>28476173
listen to this guy.
I find I have real trouble relating to students now - being fed plenty of money from the goivnerment to eat & party every few months is still playing the tutorial level.
>>28476173
I have an issue with having a job over the summer
but i have savings so i can cover rent
just a weird experience yknow
>>28475881
I've moved to a different country from mummy for the past two years. I wasn't that close with either of my parents, I never showed much affection but once I left I realised what I was missing, how much they loved me and felt a ton of regret.
My advice is to call her as often as you can, if only just to say hi and tell her that you love her. With our parents getting older you never know what might happen, and if it does you'll regret not showing her enough love.
>Pissing rain outside
>Hear it crashing on my window
>Humid
>Coke with ice
>Listening to some Health
A E S T H E T I C
What do you have to say to your GP for them to prescribe you antidepressants?
Finally decided I'm going to at least try them even if they don't help/make things worse.
Not sure how to go about telling them though. It's not really a conversation I want to have.
>>28476537
Just explain to him exactly how you feel, if you have depression then that will come across and you should be prescribed (in theory, maybe someone else can chime in who's been prescribed). If it's just meme depression or 'the sads', it's not worth taking antidepressants.
Votes are in and this week's movie will be Top Gun! (sorry, gayniggers)
Thanks to all that voted, movie night is, as always, Friday at 10pm at the usual place. Look forward to seing you lads there!
>>28476640
THANK FUCK FOR THAT
OCOCOC
>>28476248
>listening to Health
Good taste, would bf.
>>28476631
Thanks for the reply m8. I hate talking to strangers in the first place, and talking about my feelings is even worse. But I've reached that point where I'm desperate for something to change even slightly because I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.
> Sleeping in the afternoon to the sound of light rain with the window breeze keeping my quilt reasonably cold so I don't sweat my ass off trying to relax
is there a better feel
>>28476975
Doing mouth stuff with your twinky and sexually energetic boyfriend.
Probably.
1:53 viiinchhh: is there some guy who gonna vote for trump here ?? because if u will i'd like to know why !
Well if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand,
Headache went away and then came back. I'm not happy.
wew lads, I played vidya/talked on Skype with a British girl for 6 hours last night and I thought she might like me, but all she did was ignore me today.
>>28478151
I don't blame her.
Just been out jogging for a while an come back covered in sweat.
Feel pretty good desu
>>28478531
I might do the same actually
I've been off the weed for nearly a week, I've got tons of pent up energy
>>28478531
i was tempted, should be getting ready for bed for wagekekking though, if I can't sleep again I might go out at 5 for one
kitchen has been a complete tip for weeks now
just cleaned it up, took all of 15 minutes..... should have done it sooner desutfw the shame of filling up a bin bag with your empties
>>28478151
Don't get too despondent, there's myriad reasons she mightn't want to talk. I can't imagine she'd have spent 6 hours talking to you before realising she thinks you're a cunt.
>>28478531
CYCLING > quickly leg shuffles
WAKEY WAKEY NEETSCUM!
>>28480414
I've not been to bed yet and I have the doctors in a few hours
>>28481001
same but have to go to work
entertain me you wretches
a nice rainy morning here lads. though it would rain when I have to go and get my car back
Morning lads, last exam of the semester this afternoon.
Looking forward to a pint with the lads afterwards, but not looking forward to the entire year (pretty much) meeting up for drinks and going out this evening.
Might come up with an excuse and skip that part.
>>28481318
Faggot
>>28483275
normie
it's too early for this
Up ya get, you lazy buggers!
One of the benefits of changing your job every 3 months is that you can re-use excuses for calling in sick. My grandmother must have died a dozen times by now. She would have wanted it this way, I think.
benzo just kicked in yo
Passed an essay for my professional qualification by restating each issue in the question and saying "they should centralise this" over and over.
Was sure I'd failed. This is a piece of piss. Are all non-STEM subjects like this? I had nothing this easy when I was at uni.
>14.39 in my bank account
>FFX HD released tomorrow
I hope I can afford it
or it gets ripped quickly
Monster Assault tastes like shit
Why do girls often get cold abruptly for seemingling no reason at all?
I think understanding the girlbrain is an important step towards becoming a normie.
OFF THE THE DOCTORS MATEYS LETS SEE WHAT PILLS THEY OFFER ME THIS TIME
>>28484483
do you want to fucking pack it in with this tripfag nonsense?
Uncharted 4 is fucking incredible lads, how do those Naughty Dog guys manage to make something look so good on a console?
>tfw no nippon gf who sounds like an anime character
why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCzojdse7cM
>>28484902
sign up with a transpacific dating agency
>>28484902
You are a paedophile.
>>28484375
Because you are ugly and they don't want to associate with you
>>28485217
Ahhh excellent very impressive
>>28484375
I have a similar situation. I thought that working out and dressing well would improve my chances but it has only lessened them.
I was told that I had a "mysterious, brooding aura" and that she felt a bit uneasy around me, as if I were "emating darkness or swallowing light".
A teacher has also told me that my resting face makes me look very angry or serious, but in reality I'm a fun guy to be around.
I guess we're just super alpha.
>>28470908
Lol how you doing raffie? Are you britfeel famous or something?
>>28470981
mobs gonna freak
JUST UP
Feels good to not be working at the present time
Need some help figuring out this payslip. I'm sure they make it as convoluted as possible so that I can't tell I'm being jewed.
For instance I've got
Total Pay 100.00
Non-Taxable Pay
Total Deductions 20.00C
________
NET PAY 120.00
So why have they added the deduction? And I also seem to paying tax, which I shouldn't as I'm earning only about 9k a year as this is part time.
>>28485457
Check your tax code, likely to be in the emergency tax bracket (I think it's called)
Anyway, check the code, [https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/hm-revenue-customs/contact/income-tax-enquiries-for-individuals-pensioners-and-employees] ring these guys and get it changed, you'll get a comfy tax return if you've been working for a while.
>go outside for the first time this year to go to GP
>it's a paki qt that looked well under 30
At least I didn't stutter or anything, got what I needed and got home, but fuck I wasn't expecting someone attractive, thought I'd get a bloke.
>>28485479
Cheers mate will look into it.
>>28479259
This. Running is for retards
>Cycling is 4x faster
>Can rest while moving
>Less taxing on the joints
>Can actually get places rather then a pointless run around the block
>Despite being way easier and more fun you still end up with a good cardio workout from it.
I will never understand people who prefer running.
>>28484028
Can I buy some off of you? Doctor won't give me any. Where are you located?
>>28485484
>paki
>attractive
Pick none
>>28484760
Oh boy, it's "Nate falls through buildings for 3 hours a fourth time!"
Hyped as fuck to watch it
>>28485566
What do you want from a videogame? An open world shitfest from Ubisoft? Yet another FPS game? Another MOBA?
Do you actually hate fun?
>>28485592
A competitive game where everyone has completely equal stats/abilities etc so that the only determining factors are skill and teamwork.
>>28485592
a bit of variety wouldn't go amiss.
I know it's a series, but so was Crash Bandicoot and they managed to add something new to each game, not just change the scenery.
>>28485592
The new Call of Duty is set in space mate. It's going to blow U4 away.
>>28485484
Last time I went to the GP it was to have the new doctor, a young woman who had replaced the guy I'd seen since I was a kid, look up my arsehole.
Anal fissures, man. Shit isn't fun. Never even healed right, if I ever do a difficult shit it rips my hole right back open. Visions of eating too much cheese and bleeding out on the toilet some days later.
>>28484760
Got it early on Saturday and still haven't been on yet.
I quite like the games, but I fucking hate Nathan Drake.
Who wants to take the Suicide Challenge?
any south east brits want to be friends?
>>28485592
>What do you want from a videogame?
Underage anime girls having their clothes fall off.
>>28485662
I'll be your friend, Surrey/Kent.
>>28485662
I live in London. No neckbeards, no racists, no cucks. I don't mind autists so long as you don't do cringe shit.
>>28485537
Never! I choose both.
>>28485693
>No neckbeards
Fuck off norman.
>>28485609
I get what you're saying. I played through Uncharted 1-3 and felt like the were all far too similar.
I think they've outdone themselves with UC4 though. The AI is so much better so the enemies no longer instantly know where you are all the time and you can actually run away and hide from them if you get rumbled, something that was desperately needed in the other games. I also like the way that the have added different routes to get past a lot of obstacles instead of forcing you to climb along a certain path, everything is much more open and fluid.
I just get annoyed at how every game nowadays seems to be open world with a million radiant sidequests and 200 billion lines of dialogue. It's why I never finished the Witcher 3 or Fallout 4, there's just too much shit to do and it feels like there's too much filler to pad the game out. Sometimes I just want to blast through a game like Uncharted, DOOM or Ratchet and Clank so I can see some nice setpieces and not have to worry if I've missed some super opportunity or have to grind because a certain area is to high level.
>>28485651
He's basically insane.
>some guy steps on a trap in UC1
>gets impaled on some spikes
>"heh, watch your step"
>*throws some guy off a fucking cliff*
>"enjoy your trip"
>>28485665
The best kind of game tbqh. I also like Senran Kagura for the dynamic clothes tearing and breast focus.
>>28485517
The only time I opt for a jog is for time-constraint reasons
Otherwise, yes, cycling is far superior
It helps for me, though, that I live about 5 minutes from the countryside, to bike wherever I want.
I imagine it's a lot harder and a lot less fun on busy A roads, or dodging traffic in congested cities
So how do London people feel about the Muslim mayor? Has Sharia law been implemented yet?
>>28485748
>He's basically insane
Honestly, he's just more of a prick.
A snarky wank who comes across as massively punchable when he's meant to come across as cheeky and endearing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KA9QKgcNRM
I'll just leave this here
>>28485754
Hahaha, first time I've heard that one mate!
At what point is it acceptable to add someone on Facebook?
>been in a small class with him for two months
>opposite sites of the room, don't talk in class
>last week had long conversation with him outside of class and got along
>gave names
>he now says 'hi' to me
Is it okay to add him now, or is it still stalkery if it's not brought up in person first? I have no fucking idea how the social standards for facbook work
>>28485727
This is the autist board not the neckbeard board, fuck off to >>>/tg/
>>28485853
Just do it, if you're at the stage of saying Hi it's a-ok
>>28485853
Hard and fast rule is just to never add
If somebody you know add you just accept and move on
>>28485853
Normies like to randomly add strangers and just talk with them, if you're talking to each other and saying Hi everytime you pass each other, I guess you could add them.
Please do not quote me on this if everything falls apart
>>28485754
Allahu Akbar!
original chant
>>28485853
Of course it's acceptable. If you're in the same class/course or whatever a lot of people will add you without ever having spoken to you
>>28485860
Fuck off normie stop deluding yourself, I bet you go outside regularly.
>>28485754
Inshallah he will become Prime Minister soon.
>>28485885
Are you actually proud of being a neckbeard?
>>28485853
>Having a facebook
Why?
>>28485909
Yeah. Are you proud of being a disgusting normie?
>>28485909
Usually to use the messenger app. It's convinent to talk to overs over wi-fi without needing to have their phone number for what's-app.
>>28485754
Yes, my next door neighbour was stoned to death two days ago for kissing his sister in law on the cheek.
>>28485920
I'm not a normie but I at least keep myself well groomed, don't spew racist, misogynistic shit and don't play DnD or whatever
>>28485941
Why the fuck are you talking to people, You think this shit is a game? Fix up man.
>>28485966
>don't spew racist, misogynistic shit
Good goy. Stop deluding yourself, if you're a functioning member of society then you're a normie, only the NEETs that don't go outside aren't normies.
>>28485966
Stop talking to me you normie! Pfft, you're actually talking to another human right now and you believe you're a robot. You're the delusional one here!
>>28486018
I don't go outside.
>le you have to be a mouth-breathing mongoloid to be a true robot maymay
>>28486020
This is different' it's anonymous. I'm not your friend or anything. If you call me a normie one more time I will track your IP and rape your sister.
>>28486032
>a mouth-breathing mongoloid
That'd be you m8. I bet you have friends and a job you filthy fucking normie.
>>28486046
So in your dictionary, what's the definition of a robot?
>>28485715
>sari
>no head covering
not really a paki though mate
>>28486049
Fuck you, die in a fire
>>28486107
Someone who cannot connect with other people hence locks himself away in his room forever. I'll allow you if you're forced to work but doing more than the bare minimum, talking to your colleagues or worst of all owning a car, you're a faggot normie. Being a fat hairy racist autistic fuck has nothing to do with it and doesn't make you more of a robot. No one likes neckbeards because they are assholes and smell, no-one likes robots because they don't understand us, we are far evolved over the mere normie brain.
can someone fill me in on the KSI PewDiePie drama?
>>28486141
>Literally admitted to having friends and a job
>Trying to pretend you're a robot
Fucking kill yourself you subhuman.
>>28486149
the actual drama between the two of them ended a while a go but Pewdiepie's fans apparently have been calling KSI a chimp and shit like that
>>28486149
I literally could not ever even begin to care about that, so no, I could not.
>>28486185
pewdiepie is such a racist to encourage this behaviour
never liked him
>finished college yesterday
>walking to the bus stop with two of my friends and my oneitis
>friends go off to their cars, leaving me and my oneitis walking alone together
>she misses her train, says that she cba to run but she could still have easily made it
>hang around with her outside the train station until the next one comes
>talking to her is so easy, no awkward silences
Lads
>>28486209
I don't like either of them but you can't go on youtube without eventually running into videos about youtube drama
>>28486174
I don't have friends or a job you fucking nigger, I'm more neet, robot and beta than your chad faggot ass will ever be. Go fuck your roastie bitch wife fucking faggot
>>28486235
So when's the follow up date?
You got her number at least?
who /failing exams/ here?
I think I fell for the lazy but smart meme, this law shit is too difficult and I'm nowhere near organized or motivated enough to study effectively
I really don't want to become a NEET though
>>28486250
>Projecting
Faggot I bet you leave the house at least twice a week.
>>28486258
>I don't want to have all the free time I need and my entertainment and living paid for by the government
your loss
>>28486254
We're hanging out tomorrow but it's a trip to the pub with everyone. I'll probably buy her a drink and ask her out on a proper date then.
>>28485281
nah lol
who are you?
Getting my morning drunk on. How are you anons. Just an ameribro cousin here but the rest of my people are sleeping.
>>28486285
>with everyone
Ah mate I'm so sorry.
>>28486258
In order to have any chance of getting my shit done on time I'm gonna be up for the next 40~ hours. Just kill me desu.
>>28486300
It's the end-of-year get together, would be weird if only 2 people showed up. We're going an hour early though so...
>>28486277
I don't have any disability though, I don't think muh depression will cut it and I don't even know if I would be diagnosed.
Plus how long can the NEET life last? Eventually you'll have to do something with your life, without an education or qualifications you'll be working at Tesco for the rest of your life
>>28486319
There's no way you can do it. If you do it beforehand it will make it awkward for the remainder of the get together, do it in front of everyone and you're putting her on the spot, or do it at the end when you've all had a bit to drink and she thinks you think she's an easy target.
My advice is to let go, you should have asked her at the train station.
Hey guys. Not from UK but I met a dude here who's an exchange student from Manchester.
He has this phrase which he says quite often.
I don't quite understand it and thought you guys might.
>If winks and laughs were squinks and faffs, I'd be Russell fuckin' Brand
I think it means "I'm okay with women in a social setting but can't get laid". But really I have no idea. Am I close?
@28486355
it means stop posting this shitty pasta every day
>>28486341
>Eventually you'll have to do something with your life
That's where you're wrong my friend.
>>28486355
I swear we get this bait every thread
>>28486366
>>28486369
pasta? i cant find anything similar online
>>28486303
What are you studying lad?
>>28486404
every fucking thread we get a version of it. obviously you can't copy stuff word for word because of the robot but it doesn't stop these normans coming in and shitting everything up
>>28486410
HND in Computing, it's honestly pretty easy, I just always leave shit til the very end so have to do it all the day before the deadline. And now because it's the end of the year I need to do 6 or so assignments/revision for exams all at once.
>>28486272
Talking tough on the internet
How much do you get on bennies?
>>28486287
That's a secret lad, writhy is the only hint I'll chuck at ya
>>28486458
What kind of computing are we talking about?
>>28486518
blimey
small world, eh.
were you in my year?
>>28486527
It's just pretty general stuff, barely a step above Office in all honesty. Stuff like using Dreamweaver, light programming in Java and learning about hardware.
I have been following and investigating the story of Poleaboo (aka Ribena) since he first came to the attention of /britfeel/ back in April 2015.
Using all the resources and time at my disposal, the last year has been spent by me attempting to verify his story, and in doing so, possibly help the man.
>POINT 1
The first thing that needed to be verified was proof of his crime, in this case his blog and the threads which were deemed criminal.
Both were easy to find
>blog
Poleaboo.wordpress.com
>threads
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/17207990 (classmate, March 2015)
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15202084 (roommate, December 2014)
The girls he "stalked" are also doxxed in these threads and their details match up to what was already established such as the city he lives in, the university attended and their ethnicities.
>POINT 2
The next thing to be verified was that he was actually punished for those crimes/
I first attempted to contact the university, this however ended in failure
>Under the UKs Data Protection Act it is the universitys policy to neither confirm or deny whether an individual is or was a student at the university.
I then attempted tp contact the girls
This too ended in failure as they would not reply to me
Running out of ideas I then browsed through their facebook posts through a fake account who one of the girls was foolish enough to add.
There I found sufficent proof. One of the girls bragging about her "stalker" being in custody, the timing of the post is close enough to the creation of the thread in POINT 1
http://i.imgur.com/1wM0df1.jpg
There was more proof needed still to verify that in addition to being arrested, he also had a court date
This is proven via an Instagram post she shared
http://i.imgur.com/UeaeU7D.jpg
The date of the trial also matches up to information Poleaboo gave on his blog prior to the girl having made this post
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2015/04/13/status/
>>28486559
>POINT 3
Now having proven that Poleaboo exists and his tale valid, my next goal was to acertain guilt.
I can't give too much away at this point though but my conclusion is that he is most definitely INNOCENT of all criminal wrongdoing
Evidence backing up this claim will be posted in around 2 weeks time, until then just contemplate how is seems the Polish girl was almost "bragging" about having a stalker in POINT 2
>>28486559
>verified
>link to his blog
>threads contain no dox
Mate this is getting beyond sad. None of this is evidence. All of this "proof" has anything verifiable rubbed out or hidden.
You're getting so desperate to try and convince us that your story is true you posted your shrivled cock in a cage.
Not to mention that you started this whole paypal thing which you quickly backed down on. And then saying you weren't going to give us the court details when someone said they would go.
It's really, really pathetic.
>>28486559
>>28486571
>it's a poleaboo pretends to be someone else episode
>>28486623
>saying you weren't going to give us the court details when someone said they would go.
Never said this, Poleaboo wants people to attend
>no dox
girls have been doxed
>>28486559
so you "found" the exact same shit that pakiboo has being posting to prove he's real
great, I'm sold
>>28486623
Someone summarise what has happened with pakipoo
>>28486664
>girls were doxed
Post number? Nothing in the threads you've linked. A facebook link to a random girl is not dox.
No evidence this ever happened. No court dates much up with the records. Won't supply details for the next hearing.
You're a fraud. Fuck off.
>>28486722
>A facebook link to a random girl is not dox.
yes it is
>No evidence this ever happened.
yes there is
>No court dates much up with the records
what records?
>Won't supply details for the next hearing.
hasn't been indited yet
>You're a fraud. Fuck off.
no u
>>28486513
Have you been formally diagnosed with anything?
>>28486715
nothing, and that's the problem
his stories have become so wild that we questioned his early story and it turns out that there's no record of him ever being at court
>>28486746
>y-yes there i-is
There isn't any evidence though is there? That girl also clearly has had a boyfriend for the past few years who is mentioned nowhere in your tales. Obviously just some random polish slag you've picked.
You want the infamy without any of the work. The only thing we can say for sure is that the person behind poleaboo is mentally unstable and has a 2" dick.
>>28486768
>there's no record of him ever being at court
How would you know? You don't know his name?
Clarkson just tweeted
Start the smoke. We have a name.
>>28486794
Nobody knows his name. The clerk had no record of a section 39 hearing on the day he said.
All these things posted always have anything identifiable removed, and the one you posted has the error of showing Andrew Shanks as a prosecutor when he's a procurator.
It's full of holes. Big gaping holes that you can't fill.
>>28486758
Anxiety and depression
I'm supposed to be taking prozac but I don't
>>28486829
>Andrew Shanks as a prosecutor when he's a procurator.
but during a trial, he would serve as the prosecutor
>>28486794
someone posted a link where you can print them out you smelly shit eater
>>28486829
>The clerk had no record of a section 39 hearing on the day he said.
Vocaroo and details, e.g. the number you called, which court etc. or else it didn't happen
>>28486838
anxiety and depression are normie tier, you won't get anything more than normal dole amount
>>28486909
How is it normie tier you fucking faggot? I haven't left my house in almost 2 years.
How much is the normal amount?
>>28486844
>>28486864
No he wouldn't. This isn't a case where procurator would be involved.
Phoned Aberdeen Sheriff's Court (01224 657200), asked for the records on the 28th August 2015, she asked if I had a name which I didn't so I said it was a section 39 and that it was a male defendent, she said there was nothing like that on record. Asked her to read out the names and arabic in there.
So in a sense you're right, it didn't happen. None of poleaboo happened.
>>28486929
I mean anxiety and depression aren't treated like they matter - since all normies claim to be anxious and depressed it get treated like nothing
>>28486935
no arabic in there*
>>28486950
Alright but how much is normie bennies? I only want enough for drugs,internet and food
>>28486935
Vocaroo or it didn't happen
Keep in mind this was an intermediate diet
>>28486975
IIRC you get around 60-100 a week, but you have to go down every week to prove you've been looking for a job
How the fuck are you supposed to fill 35 hours a week with job searching? What the hell kind of hax do you faggots use?!
>>28486983
Oh so you're retroactively getting your excuses in as to why it won't be in the records? That's interesting.
I've gone well beyond my requirements mate, the onus has always been on you to prove this character you made up exists and you never have.
Pretty sure I've been scammed for 200bongs on the darknet
As if I wasn't depressed enough already
>>28486993
when I was on JSA I would just write what I was going to do in my book and then apply for at least 3 jobs a week or have some other related activity I could put on there.
I the section where you write what you are going to do during the week I would literally rewrite the same statement every time and they never questioned me
>>28486993
Poleaboo only applies to around 10-20 jobs and his work coach is cool with it
Been on bennies for 7/8 months
>>28487028
It's all online now, you have to log everything you did and how long you spent.
>>28486992
Fuck that I'd rather go on a stabbing rampage
How exactly do I get a good job? Do I just have to slave in retail forever?
Clarksons new show is called Grand Tour (GT for short)
>>28487018
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2015/08/28/guilty/
>ctrl+f "intermediate diet"
FUCK OFF
As much REASONABLE proof as possible has been provided, it's your problem if you think everything is fake
>>28487059
Education/qualifications? If you have neither and are not willing to get either then yeah, enjoy retail hell
>>28487063
Can't wait to never watch it
>>28486838
There's a guy who's supposed to be in my group at uni
it's been 6 weeks now and he hasn't done anything
after 1 week he brought up the fact that he had anxiety and depression, he was acting super guilty and contacted the subject coordinator
then we reminded him that it was still two weeks before the first due date
The SC wanted to book a meeting with him but he never organised it
He didn't contact us again for two weeks
The night before the first due date he contacted us and wanted to discuss something with me privately and off the record
I wasn't going to have any of that shit and brought it up with the SC that things hadn't improved
SC wanted to meet with him instead
He's still meant to plan a meeting with the SC but even though he acknowledged me telling him that, he's yet to book a meeting
He hasn't shown to class at all in the last two weeks nor been in contact online
If he hasn't done any work by monday he's going to fail the course
good fucking riddance
Don't be that guy, anon
>>28487064
How is a link to your blog where this fan fiction started proof?
You're fucking deluded. No proof has been posted and you get angry whenever this is pointed out because it means an end to your charade. You will no longer get the 'respect' of people on 4chan and that scares you, my guess is because that's all you have.
>>28487078
I have a Masters degree in a humanities subject. I graduated six months ago, and have applied to many jobs and have received nothing back. Pretty much on the verge on giving up desu senpai.
>>28487037
Just lie and make up some sort of fake regime that you do like a 2 hour job search 3 times a day, reading local ads for 2 hours and shit like that. it's what i would do.
I used to use Universal Jobmatch and they would send me messages on it telling me about jobs that they thought i could do, I realised straight away that they didn't actually look at what I could do when recommending me this shit
pic related
>>28487105
>bullying someone with anxiety into leaving
scum
>>28487064
>it's impossible to edit posts
:^)
>>28487107
>Oh so you're retroactively getting your excuses in
>blog entry from 28th August
FUCK OFF
>>28487105
What guy am I supposed to be then? There's no fucking point man I'm just genetically inferior.
I'll fucking kill my therapist then myself if I don't get my gibsmedat
>>28487129
>>28487139 said it for me.
Before you try posting the cache it only goes back to 4 May this year which is well after your credibility was questioned and you started changing the story.
>it's a poleaboo throws his toys out the pram episode
someone needs to start a youtube channel reporting on /britfeel/
i miss way too much
>>28487186
Fuck off then
We'll just wait until I'm indited and then you'll claim that the letter I post is fake then we'll wait until my trial but you won't actually show up
Anyone know any cool stuff to buy on amazon?
NEW THREAD FOR YOU LADS
>>28487279
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>>28487230
Already told you I'm going to the "trial" mate, I'll put 80 quid towards the /britfeel/ nando meal afterwards. Then you'll make some weak excuse about it being postponed/rescheduled or otherwise not happening.
Then we'll finally be rid of you for good. This way you go out with a whimper.
>>28487250
rope and a stool
>>28487250
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mova-Globe-Silver-Black-Metallic/dp/B00UFZ6I5G/
These things spin around on their own, must be some magnets or something in there.
I went round my old schoolfriend's place a few months ago and he had one of these in his flat, couldn't take my eyes off it and added it on my wishlist there and then.
One day.
>>28485517
I havn't got a bike so I just walk/jog until I can afford one
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