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muggy wet tuesday edition
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First for huskies!

This is original btw
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looks like no one cares
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started vibrating again in greggs in front of the whole queue, I could feel their eyes burning into the back of me.

never going to that greggs again and especially avoiding the hours of 12pm-2pm when the normeis are out for lunch
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Lie about having a story to tell, just wanted a new thread.

You're so easy to manipulate *chuckles*
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>>28469045
>vibrating

what do you mean by this?
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I have no energy to do anything. Post waifus maybe.
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Fucks sake lads got so much work to do but I keep putting it off

Just cannot be fucked for the life of me
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>>28469054
I was looking forward to that. I'm sad now.
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>>28469070
i started shaking when i'm nervous (which in turn makes me more nervous because I know people are watching me shake). apparently it looks my whole body is vibrating/shivering slightly. i cant wear baggy tshirts because you can see the cloth moving like its windy
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Mums been in the bath for an hour now....
Really need to clean this 1 hour old cum of me but I can't because I can't get in the bathroom.
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Thinking of moving out of south east, into a cheaper area.
Any of you wager anons live in places were you can rent a one bed place on minimum wage?
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>>28469128
I get that too sometimes.

It's so shite, the more you think about it the worse it gets. Same with blushing.
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>>28469140
maybe she's slit her wrists
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Stay indoors
Beneath the floors
Talk with neighbours only.
The games you play
Make people say
You're either weird or lonely.
A city star
Won't shine too far
On account of the way you are
And the beads
Around your face
Make you sure to fit back in place.
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What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a god?
What's a god to a non-believer who don't believe in anything?
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Fucking hate weather like this. Grey and drizzly but still hot. And it's gonna be like this all summer
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>>28468838
meant for
>>28469037

rightly so too
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Can't wait

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/eurotrash-returning-to-channel-4-to-settle-eu-referendum-for-which-side-is-anyone-s-guess-a7022316.html
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My hairline is receding horribly and it is negatively effecting literally every facet of my existence, I don't want to see anybody or do anything that involves leaving the house and I'm going to be homeless soon with no prospects of recovery. Death when
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>>28469277
Why no prospects of recovery?
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>>28469351

got a cure for baldness, pal?
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>>28469128
I feel bad for laughing, that sucks man.
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>>28469128
holy shit, you shake that fast? like a little cold puppy, that's so cute
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Going to veiw my first flat in 20 minutes and I should be moving in tommorow. No more bacon sandwiches from mummy. Its next door to work so I won't have to leave till 5 to so that's a bonus
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>>28468818
reposting from old thread
>Doctors went ok lads, got upped from 5mg olanzapine to 7.5mg, been referred to a psychiatrist also - not sure what to expect is there anyway I can make the psychiatrist come to my house for our appointments or anything?
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>>28469400
>anyway I can make the psychiatrist come to my house for our appointments or anything?
private? Regardless, I wouldn't think so considering how busy they usually are
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>>28469190

Don't quote me you little faggot, I'll kill you.
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>>28469183
A true robot.

Lifting the mask from a local clown, feeling down like him
Seeing the light in a station bar and traveling far in sin
Sailing downstairs to the northern line, watching the shine of the shoes
Hearing the trials of the people there, who's to care if they lose?
Take a look, you may see me on the ground
For I am the parasite of this town
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>>28469368
Shave it off or something, stop acting like your life is over because you have a receding hairline.
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>>28469516
To be fair to him it pretty much is.
No women under 25 will be interested in him.
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>>28469387
> veiw my first flat in 20 minutes and I should be moving in tommorow

You're moving into a flat you've not seen, tomorrow? How?

Also, it's not so bad you can do drugs in solitude without breaking mummy's heart
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>>28469488
have you heard any of the songs he didn't release on album?
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>>28469400
>willingly taking neuroleptics
:L
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i brought two bottles of water upstairs
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Anyone watching that ITV documentary about the Sheppey Bridge crash? On at 9pm tonight.

I was in the crash. Happy to answer any questions when the show is on desu.
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Poleaboo
Poleaboo

Poleaboo
Poleaboo
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>>28469658
Call 999, we got an absolute madman here!
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>>28469661
>the Sheppey Bridge crash

Never heard of it, your claim to fame is shit
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@28469668
If I personally dislike a shitposter let's spam just as much as him and make it a le funny meeem! roflcopter :P

>>28469528
Saying his life is over because his hairline recedes is fucking unthinkable. If it bothers him so much, go take your Finerastide or some shit and kill your dick.
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>>28469562
I've heard a few but they're mostly covers of old folk songs.

This is one of my favourites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2jBTDjX-3I

The chances they come, but the chances have been lost
Success can be gained, but at too great a cost
For some there's a future to find
But I think they're leaving me behind

Why do you ask?
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>tfw they aren't online
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>>28469186

I actually love this weather. Get me engergised and excited. Tomorrow I'm going to ride my bike someplace, whatever the weather.

Wish I had a bf to do it with ;_______________;
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>>28469661
you clearly overestimate how much we care
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>>28469778
>tfw you can no longer reply to posts like these because it feels like cheating on the guy are talking to
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Who has a cute doggo here?
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>>28469768
what does there name begin with?
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>>28469661
>nobody died
zzzzzzzzzzz

>>28469689
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-23970047
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>>28469820
very qt doggo load
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>>28469811
You'll do it eventually anyway, whore.
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>>28469811

That's really sweet, I hope things work out with you two.
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>>28469744
I just wanted to chime in really, he's probably my favourite musician. Some of my favourite of his songs weren't on the albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djCBsUMvAbI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE6PfDsYVjA
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>>28469820
>>28469834
>tfw gonna see my doggo in just over a week
>not seen her in 4 months
almost tearing up thinking about how much I'm gonna enjoy it lads
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>>28469820
posting doggo


28469820
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>>28469847
I hope not, I'm no slut but I am so lonely that it feels bad to close off to other people when it isn't a certain thing.

>>28469825
Online name begins with K
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So, like, is this thread for britain related topics? Or for people from britain to post about anything? I don't understand.
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>get in to work
>want to kill myself until about midday
>settle for wanting to quit my job until mid afternoon
>eventually end up believing that maybe things aren't so bad from 4 o'clock onwards

Should I try and get out or does every wagecuck feel like this?
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>>28469661
Do the cars on the carrier count as vehicles involved in the collision?
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>>28469435
you aren't gonna do shit, you pansi
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>>28469907
I have felt like that and worse.

Some jobs are so much better than others. Yes its still wagecucking and you will have shit days but wanting to kill yourself at all times is not normal and you can probably move to a better job, hell at least try and move to a better paid job.

Just keep at it and apply like mad anon, you can be sort of happy and have a job.
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>>28469907

You're living my exact life, lad.

Though i've gone and applied at a few places, I'm at the stage where I'm aware that feel is coming in 18 hours.
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>>28469906
why do you care GTFO
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Thoughts on my new chastity device?
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>clutch on car isn't working properly
>send boss a message via facebook to let her know
>tells me not to worry about trying to get to work(my only other option is walking 4 miles)
>free day off
Bosses of small companies are the best tbqh
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>>28469995
jesus christ poleaboo this is indecent even for you
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>>28469995
can smell your knob through the screen you dirty paki bastard
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>>28469661
Nobody even died lad, plenty of people have been in worse accidents
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>>28469995
fuck off pakipoo
wow this wasn't origami
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If you're reading this it means I think you are a cunt
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>>28469868
Jackson C. Frank >>>>>>>

How is this not original fuckoff
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>>28469995
>more and more people are doubting my shitty story
>better post something ridiculous to drum up more interest
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>>28469967
>I don't actually know
>shitposts abound

cute thread
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>>28470070
kek so true


origiblog
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>>28469913

I don't think so, but it'd be great if they did
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>>28469995
>nobody believes me so I better post a picture of my dick in a cage

What's sad is that we know it's a fake story, but the guy behind it is genuinely a paki and getting hyper desperate.
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>>28469995

what the fuck do the people who don't believe in poleaboo say to that?

fucking hell Amar, you should tell your parents about your May 15th plan. Please.
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>>28470070
here's proof as well mate >>59149052
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>>28470042
Yeah

original
original
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>>28470070
>>28470109
* >>>/int/59149052
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>>28470102
>May 15th plan
date has been pushed to May 23rd
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>>28470099
All crashes must abide by burnout rules
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Oi oi saveloy
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>>28469868
Sorry, my autism showed there. Thought you meant that he came across as different on his non-album stuff for some reason.

Which compilation album do you recommend? There's quite a few out there I think

Also if you want someone similar check out Jackson C. Frank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO7ih6Nu3MA

Drake covered quite a few of his songs and was influenced by him, they both had quite tragic lives as well.
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Is the Canadian anon still lurking?

C-can we be transatlantic buddies?
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>>28469907
Yeah, sounds about right. Might apply for the british antarctic survey, the Royal Navy or the merchant navy.

Bored at home desu
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>>28470315
Beautiful song desu, this and Dialogue are his best
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>>28470372
>british antarctic survey

I've looked at their site so many times but the options seem to be some kind of climate/geoscientist if you want to be paid well, or alternatively you can go and mop the floors or unload cargo or cook meals in the canteen.

I've got a chemistry degree but apparently they don't need chemists in the arctic. They had a position advertised for computer technician but it was Linux-based.
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>>28470372
>merchant navy

Official occupation of /brit/
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>>28470315
yeah i know i like his music too. I don't know about the compilation albums, but I think I prefer the versions which are more 'raw' with just guitar and voice. For example I prefer the demo version of hazey jane 1 over the album version.
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/mu/ please go
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>>28470481
Yea let's go back to the amazing discussions we were having before about pakiboo and car accidents
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Started playing wastelands.
Wanted to name my whole squad after my group of friends.
>tfw playing premade characters because i dont havw friends.
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moth balls are banned by the EU
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Had a dream the other night where I had a bunch of mates and we all went on holiday together and had a great time.

Never felt so utterly hopeless upon waking up before desu
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Lincs boy reporting in

Just comfy in the Car, listening to Radio 1
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>>28470533
I think I'll vote to remain now. Moth balls make clothes smell fucking disgusting.
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>>28470553
>talking with therapist about how I have the money and time to visit virtually any place or phenomena on the planet, but I don't want to go
>She says how sad it is and asks (sort of rhetorically)if it would be different if I had someone to go with.
More depressed after each session
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Mtv rocks has the indoe years 2007 and im sat here crying because in 2007 i had friemds and qe listened to this music while pre-drinking before nights out.
>who /latesocialphobia/ here.
I didnt become socially anxious till about 20
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>>28470639
EU imperialists aren't welcome on /britfeel/
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Eurovision lads
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>>28470410
im a trained mechanical Technician. Thought they'd be after maintenance plebs
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>>28470661
Not that late desu, but until I was 16 I was pretty normal.

Didn't have a massive amount of friends, but was happy to speak to people and try to make more friends. Now I am fucked.
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>>28470533
>>28470639
too right, so many moths have lost their balls, this practice needs to end!
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>>28470661
wow you really were a 'late bloomer'. how does that happen though, i mean-it's weird that it would just det in like that
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>>28470680
Give it up you child. The EU is the future of Europe and the only way our future defense and economic success can be secured.
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>>28470725
I domt.know, left college. Couldnt get a job. So.stopped going.out with mates all the time. Then i slowly stopped wanting to go out altogether. Hated when i hears the phone text. Now while i have a job. I go in, do my work go.home and never socialise.
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>>28470766
What a joke EU is a sinking ship but it also has rats pouring on board.

Voting remain is a sign of mental illness
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>>28470696
Final is the only part worth watching, and it's this Saturday.
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>>28469834
Dude I know you! I still have that picture i took of your dog.

Nah jk man, not doing that again. Havent seen you post your cute dog in ages.
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Why are Girls Aloud so good bros?
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>Poleaboo getting ready to watch Eurovision semi-final
>Don't get BBC 4 HD

Fuck
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>>28470137
>>28470102
Whats this plan lad?
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Think I'm addicted to epinephrine.
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Why do I keep having dreams of me punching holes in walls until my knuckles are broken, I mean I'm glad it's a break from constant nightmares but I'm wondering what it means
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>>28470886
Hazard a guess, frustrated at something?
Yearning to break free from something?
Distaste for walls?
idk
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>>28469995
Probably off google but why is paki using this?
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>>28470834
>Dude I know you!

got a sharp pain in my stomach reading just that bit

phew

pls stop doing this to me lad
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>>28470886
you're sexually frustrated
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>>28470766
"An unelected body imposing austerity on Britain is the way forward guys!!"

"They are helping to defend the country by not allowing us to control our own borders!!"
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>>28470861
You should really just start saying "the man behind poleaboo who posted his dick in a cage in a last ditch attempt at rescuing his gimmick" instead.
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>>28470886
>>28470905
Dream theory gets a bad rep but it can often show what is on your mind.

It probably indicates frustration or feeling trapped and stuff.
You probably already know why you dream about if senpai
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>>28470908
Very cute doggo, remember that picture of him in your toilet. As if a picture of someone elses dog is making me feel nostalgic.

I need to get out more.
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>>28470886
Nigga I use solid brick walls as a punchbag
I got the idea from oldboy
Broke my knuckles countless times
But now they are like steel

Also a good stress reliever, follow your dreams my son
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some bitch comes up to me and asks to borrow my phone

tell her no and carry on walking
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>>28469085

>tfw nipple fluid

I swear every time I start feeling maybe kinda okay about my body, it starts doing some other weird thing.
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>>28470935
>I need to get out more.

my pupper would always welcome a walk with you
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>Walk past two blokes in tescos self service
>Disgusting trackie tops and slav bable
>Polish
>Their basket is filled with cucumbers
>Like 20 cucumbers

For what reason
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>>28470960
Haha alpha as fuck dude, you really showed her who's the man!
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Can someone explain why being in extreme physical pain elicits laughter?
Broke my leg and all I could do was laugh as I crawled to a phone.
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Just tried sushi for the first time.

Jesus christ it was fucking horrible how do people eat that shit?
Was expensive as well, cant get the taste of wet fish outta my mouth either.
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>>28470935
>Getting nostalgic about stuff on the Internet

I can pretty clearly remember stuff from irc chats 5/6 years ago
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>>28470977
Am i the man?
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>>28470981
coz you is a edgy cunt
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>>28471005
Mr. Big Dick Warrior walk among us.
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>>28470981
Your body can release endorphins and such. There will be some level of medical explanation if you weren't lazy
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>>28471027
Alright see you in seven years when I've finished medical school.
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>>28470975
You know for what
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>man utd's team bus got smashed up by west ham fans


Top kek
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>>28471026
Ok you know how honoured you are to have me
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i would what my straight friend what say if i asked him for a cuddle
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>>28470975
Probablly pickling them
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>>28470908
we already know who you are Raphael Stone
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>>28469085
>blood in vomit
>purging food that should have digested days ago

might go to A&E soon lads. On the plus side I look very femboy now, should probably be able to pass in 3-6 months~
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>>28469085

Posting my waifu the onanism facilitator
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>>28471125
Why is this qt so lonely?
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>>28471055
Lewd desu

>>28471097
Do they do that?
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>>28471145
Get yourself to A&E please mate
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fuck sake i thought there were only 21 chapters in this book and i was looking forward to finishing it tonight only to find out there's actually 23
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>tfw my uncle had no kids and leaves around 400k to me
>before he died he told it was important that I don't "spend it on something boring"
>I asked him what he meant and he said "don't use it to buy a house, it will mean nothing at the end"

Does this mean he wants me to travel? Because I would quite like to travel
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>>28469085
Excited for this weekend
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>>28469387
>>28469531
It was pretty much reserved for me due to the predicament im in.
Ive been but I'm not moving in and I've convinced my family I am. I'm going to hang myself in some nearby woods on Saturday as I move in on the sunday. I better make these last days mean something. No, I'm not being edgy. If you read this, your most likely some of the last people to read my messages.
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>>28471246
He meant you should take all your britfeel mates to thailand to bang prozzies
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>>28471246
He meant for you to spend it on expensive escorts and coke probably
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>>28471125
delte this

>>28471166
social anxiety

also why are you assuming he's lonely?
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>>28471246
Put 250 in a high interest bank account or split into ISAs and other savings.
Take 150k and have a world tour
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@28471145
Fucked in the head thing that makes itself puke AND shits up the thread about it every day is a tranny

I'm so shocked
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>>28471205
Might go tomorrow. I imagine it will be full of scary people if I go at night~
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>>28471311
>also why are you assuming he's lonely?
You try and add everyone on britfeel.

I'm also sure you've said things to that effect in the thread
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>>28471125
Who is this?

oce
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>tell people I hate my job
>they all tell me how lucky I am to have the privilege of selling large chunks of my life at a place I hate and that I should be grateful for the opportunity


Why is the UK so wagecucked?
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Heading to Brazil in a couple of months to stay with a couple of girls I used to live with, really looking forward to it t b h lads
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>>28471349
i use to when i was feeling particular bicurious yeah

who are you anyway?
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>>28471385
>bicurious
>prison gay


>who are you anyway?
Probably just one of the many forgotten contacts
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>>28471246
No he means spend it on hookers and drugs.
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>>28471410
>Probably just one of the many forgotten contacts

almost certainly

glad i'm past that phase now desu
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everyones an actor
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Im really confused, is the dude who posted the dog the kid in that photo?
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>>28471500
Prove it tbqh
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I'm doing a shit
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>>28471518
I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that it is.

Not sure how he was found, but it's always interesting to see what people on here look like.
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Feeling pretty shit, lads. Got a D in my FP3 mock and my actual exam is in a week. I'm supposed to get a B/A. The worst part was that for most questions, I knew what I was supposed to do and generally got the method correct. But dumb mistakes (reading that the limit was 2pi rather than 1/2pi, putting the answer as 3 sig-figs rather than to decimal places, messing up +/-ve signs, etc) cost me a third of the marks I could've gotten.
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>>28471562
In your nappy or on a big boy potty?
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>>28471592
Just keep doing past papers. It's easy.
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>>28469238
that was the only way I could get porn as a kid.
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>>28471565
>but it's always interesting to see what people on here look like.
yeah, definitely. I always wonder if any of "those kids" at my old school ended up here.
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>>28471634
>not watching sexcetera
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>>28469238
When I found out who Jean Paul Gaultier was I was shocked that he would appear on such a programme.
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>>28471608
Yeah, that's all I can really do at this point. But when I do past papers, I can literally do every question almost perfectly. The problem is when I do the paper in exam conditions at school and my nerves cause me to make stupid mistakes like adding incorrectly or whatever.
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>>28471691
Can't you ask to do it on your own or at the very least a smaller group?

I got mentally ill by 14 and I took my GCSEs in a smaller room with like 2 people
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Feel bad lads, didnt do well on my SATs. Mom told me not to worry and I have resorted to using 4chan as an escapism from the deep abyss that is the world.
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>>28471565
>>28471653
Semi related, this video came up on my feed about 'a british nazi being confronted by a mother and mix raced daughter', a guy threw out the /current year/ meme at around 0:25 and caught me off guard.

https://www facebook com/hope.n.hate/videos/10153416915181854/

Not sure how many people on here have normie book though
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want to do a wank but my friend's downstairs and might come up
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>>28471740
Fuck off, underage poof
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Watching old xfiles lads. Fucking great. I would show scully my grey
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Watching The Office, lads
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Florida fag here to check your grey weather privilege
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>>28471799
Fuck off, outsider
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>>28471338
I hope they lock you up and throw away the key
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>>28471749
mixed race because she used some curling tongs lmao
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Absolutely pissing it down here in Spain, lads
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>>28471749
this bitch is a rachel dolezal
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>>28471740
>SATs
>Mom

Are you lost, son?
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>>28471806
Trust me I'm an insider
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>>28471740
ENEMY YANK DETECTED
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>>28471338
There will be less people. No drunks mid week
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>>28471740
Wanky Yanky
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>>28471818
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
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>>28471749
>This is what calls people degenerates on the internet

Please be controlled opposition.
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>over 1900 earth sized planets in their star's habitable zone discovered this year
>born too early to be able to find out if they have life or visit them

What's the point of it all?
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>>28471946
Only this physical form of you won't see them. Some of your future lives will in future, some of the past ones have too.
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>>28471764

Fuckin wot senpai come outside greggs by the a420 and i'll give u a good ol shankin you daft bastard

>>28471838

Y-yes dad
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Thought you only did sats in uk?
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>>28471946
>>28471961
non of his genetic life ever will, only chads get to go to other planets.
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>>28471836
Didn't know who this was but I'm definitely worse off for knowing now
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>>28471961
I'll be dead mate. I won't see them whatever mystic mumbo jumbo you believe them.
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>>28471929
That phrase is bullshit desu, the rain in Spain falls mostly in the hills. The more you know
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Good show this year
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>>28472011
it says stays not falls
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>>28472005
That's up to you whether you believe it or not.

>>28471989
No, eventually we'll all go there. Not for at least 200,000 years though.
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>>28472017
Who is this
What entry is this qt for?
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>>28471592
when I did my A Levels a few years back I got a U in my mock paper for Economics, in the real exam managed to get a high A. Just do past papers until you've memorised everything.
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>>28472102
Estonia

Voice if shockingly deeps
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>>28472011
The rain in spain
falls on the the plain
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>>28472076
>No, eventually we'll all go there
tyrone and jamall and mohammad and an amerifat in her wheelchair.

get real
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>>28472118
Once you do your mocks its all over as you will be predicted shit by your cunt teachers
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>>28468818
what stops you committing suicide lads

for me its me poor mam, she tried so hard to raise me right
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>>28472174
The fear of death mostly
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>>28472148
There's only such things as tyrones, jamals and wheelchair amerifats because of the Kali Yuga.
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>new Call of Duty centered around an 'alien' invasion
>Independence Day 2
>Barack and Cameron saying we need to unite the world and stay in the EU

What's going on? Are they preparing us for the inevitable First Contact War?
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>>28472174
That's what I tell myself as well but I probably wouldn't have the courage to do it even if my parents were gone.

As naive as this sounds, hope is stopping from committing suicide. I'm still young (almost 20) and I haven't done anything in my life, a bit silly to kill myself before I even try living.
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>>28472205
I reckon we'd actually win it

war is basically all we do as humans and we've made some pretty fucking strong guns
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>>28472255
Nah mate, if they're capable of travelling to our planet from god knows where they must have some crazy technology we couldn't even imagine. They'd most likely wreck our shit
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>>28472255
Of course we win it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to travel back in time.

>>28472205
Don't worry mate it's not for another 200 years.
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Found a lump in my neck lads, makes it hard to swallow and gives me headaches on the same side of the head.
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>>28472411
I have lumps on my neck and all over my body all the time.
I get like loads on me neck.

You might want to get it checked out it could be meningitis
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>>28472411
it's cancer mate, I'm so sorry
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>>28471749
lmao when that fucking molerat crawls onto the screen and spouts an actual 4chan meme in real life expecting normies to know what it is
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>>28472255
Even if we couldn't beat them, humans are stubborn as fuck, we'd probably establish a scorched earth policy and nuke the fuck out of everything so the alien bastards can't have it.
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>tfw it's too warm to sleep with the window open but it's too chilly when it's open

Fucking British spring time lads. I just want some comfy.
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>>28471996
The funniest thing is people actually fell for this for ages. She's so obviously white
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>>28472509
open it a little bit
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>>28472437
>I have lumps on my neck and all over my body all the time.
Same desu but this one has been here for a while now and is slowly getting bigger. It appeared after a really bad cold over Christmas but the lump still remains.

I've just asked mum to book me an appointment with the family doctor, fingers crossed.

>>28472444
I hope not, I've got so much to live for.
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>>28472511
Because it's not PC to question people about it. The fact she got chairman status in her NAACP or some shit is so hilarious
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>>28472509
>tfw bedroom gets really fucking warm at night.
I have to lay in bed naked with no duvet over me for a while until the room cools down enough to sleep
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>>28472509
You're in luck, its going to start getting cooler over the next week.
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>>28471338
Genuinely hope you don't make it though the night
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FUCK DAT I AIN'T A CHIPPENDALE
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Got a KFC for dinner lads. Bit of a treat.

Now I have the traditional post-KFC coma and feeling like shit.

I swear it gives you a hangover.
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I can't stop eating and drinking. I am always hungry all the time and life sucks without booze.

How the fuck does everyone else stay thin or deal with starving all the time?
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>>28472733
Self-control.
Also keep yourself occupied, I find that I graze a lot when I'm not doing anything.
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>>28472733
It's called discipline mate
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>>28472536

I could never sleep or lay naked lad, I hate seeing myself naked. I don't even think in terms of body types, I'm that bad, but it makes me feel sick.

>>28472557

I love being warm through the day, it just sucks at night when I'm all comfy under my duvet.
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>>28472763
>>28472765
Thats why I'm not fat. I control myself a lot.

Does everyone else really go around with an aching stomach all day every day?
Its tough at work when you are so hungry
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>>28472509

>too warm to sleep with the window open
>too warm
>window open
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>>28472509
>tfw it's too warm to sleep with the window open

It's like you want to get raped and murdered in your sleep
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>>28472797
Need to switch up your diet then, eat food with low GI, also have a big breakfast with the main source being protein, will keep you fuller for longer

Or just start working out and then you can eat as much shit as you want as long as you put the work in
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>cheapest driving lessons in my area are 25/hour
>DVLA recommends 45 hours before taking test
>theory and practical tests cost 23 and 62
>provisional license is 34
So before I can even think about getting a car I have to spend 1244 quid to be allowed to sit behind the wheel on my own.

What a joke.
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Who /JamesBlake/ here? I need a forest fire is the most beautiful song I've heard.
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>>28472878
You don't have to take that many lessons if you are good.

Also, if mummy and daddy have a car, you can use that free of charge to get practice in.
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>>28472850
I eat pretty health but I often don't have breakfast.
I try to have quite filling nutritious meals with lots of veggies and chicken for tea or tuna and shit at lunch.
I just crave to eat all the time on top of this

Life is also suffering and alcohol blocks it out a bit, are there really people who don't drink. People who don't drink must barely be alive or conscious
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>>28472924
>don't have breakfast

BREAKFAST IS JUST THE FIRST MEAL

UNLESS YOU DON'T EAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE BREAKFAST
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>>28472909
What if mummy and daddy are retard cunts?
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>>28472935
Ok you pedantic fuck.
I normally don't eat until midday


I have to take meds in the morning that you are not meant to eat with and then work
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>>28472909
>tfw my mum wouldn't take me out in her car for free time behind them wheel
oh well your loss bitch, you paid for:
>license fees
>all test fees 3 theories and 2 practicals
>over half the lessons
>running costs of the car you gave me for over a year
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>>28472509
>Open window when in bed
>Cool breeze is extra comfy, drift off quickly
>Wake up frozen

Fucking temperatures and shit.
evry tim
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>>28472909
Then I'd have to pay to put myself on the insurance and any crash I would probably cause. Think it's cheaper to take the lessons but it's still an absolute scam.
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