What will be humanity's first words to aliens?
Probably something like "ayy lmao."
wan sum fug?
hopefully: Surrender or be destroyed
Likely: Will suck alien dick for technology
Probably something like
Hey ayys check these digits
>>28468648Allahu Ackbar.
*alien mothership explodes*
>>28468648
>"Fuck off space niggers were full"
The exact words
Holy damn fuck shit you are ugly. Wanna bang?
That depends on how they make their entrance. It could be anything from, "As a duly appointed representative of Earth, welcome to our planet," to "DIE YOU GREEN MOTHERFUCKERS".
>>28468817
homeboy fucked a martian once.
Already happened, space negroids.
>>28468648
I say the next time we put a recording on a spacecraft we're sending out of the solar system like we did with Voyager, we put a few grindcore tracks on there. They won't know what the fuck to make of it.
>>28468648
Depends on who's making the contact. If they're the ones coming to Earth then we might be saying our last words.
>>28468899
they wont know what the fuck to make of any music really what would make grindcore so special
>>28468922
It'll sound fucked up. I don't know man, don't think too hard about this.
>>28468648
some stupid meme shit
probably "ayyy lmao"
And is name is JOOOHHNNN CENNNAAA
>aliums
>making contact ever
topkek. youre as bad as those singularityfags
>>28468648
ayo
gibs me dats
>>28468942
Why? What makes you think we'll neither contact aliens nor reach singularity?
>>28468942
Singularity will happen whether we want it to or not.
>>28468942
The Egyptians also thought there was a cap on technology, they thought everything that could be invented, had been.
>>28468773
thi desu
>>28468648
>tfw Earth will never be invaded by aliens causing the whole of humanity to unite under a single banner against a common foe
>FUCKING ALIEN HO YEAH
>>28468773
>You can crash the moon if you want
>>28468648
The first radio waves sent out to space was a speech by Adolf Hitler.
>sup ayylmaoien, what's up? xD
>ayyy lmaole original Reddit army XD
>>28468854
I came expecting to see a post that said fuck off space niggers
>>28468648
"Will you cuck us?"
>>28468648
Dr. Alien I'm CIA
here come d@t boi!
#REFUGEESWELCOME
original comment
>>28468648
ayy lmao
This is a 1001% original post
>>28468648
>Holy
>Roman
>Emire
i want to be dievery original comment ayy lmao
>>28468648
Fuck off spaceniggers were full, you can crash on the moon if you want to
>>28471924
lol I get this reference xD
gtfo aliums REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
With technology comes hostility. If they arrive we won't have time to say a word.
>>28470336
tfw no space nazis to save us
>>28468942
This retarded graph will never not trigger me. Forgetting about the whole singularity thing, it's just dumb. "Technology" is so vague and covers so many fields there's no way you could define any "physical limit" to it. Things that seem like limits can also be worked around, or broken through with developments in other areas, even if they seem unrelated at first.
Purely for shitposting purposes, here is another pic.
heyy rotfl
PROTO
Wew lads
Mark my words
>>28468648
tell me about bane, why does he wear theoriginalmask?
Already happened
Talk shit, get hit.unoriginal tbo
>>28468648
Hopefully we'll send them this image with the words o shit waddup
>>28474083
This image I meant to post
>>28468648
God Emperor Trump will build a space wall to prevent any illegal aliens from entering our solar system.
>>28468648
Imagine all the dank memes the ayyliens have
"..."
we won't ever contact aliens because the technology to traverse the enormous distances which they would need to travel to find us will never be developed on a planet before its sun explodes.
there's another downer for you guys. nothing to see here.
>>28472632
>steve jobs
>tesla motors
epic, simply epic
>>28474246
Compare where humanity is now in terms of technology to where we were 500 years ago. If you took somebody from 1516 and transported them to 2016 they would not recognize this society because it is so much more advanced. Now imagine how much further mankind will be in another 500 years or another 5000 years or another 50,000 years. Imagine how much more advanced a lifeform that came into existence a billion years before us would be.
Your attitude is the modern day equivalent of people who said "Why bother sailing beyond the horizon, we will never know what is out there" before Columbus discovered the new world.
>>28474389
i'd concur and apologize if i hadn't read a study confirming what i said. it was basically large scale gaming. plus, humanity will be wiped out enough to halt that progress until our sun explodes anyway, in some way or another.
>>28474415
Our sun isn't going to explode for another 5 billion years or so. If humanity makes it that long, it's safe to say we aren't killing each other off with nukes or ebola or anything like that.
Kim Kardashian
this comment is original
>>28474443
>If humanity makes it that long
that's just wishful thinking (sadly). the odds of us surviving long enough (and coherently enough) to develop the kind of technology to search for other life forms in areas where we aren't certain they don't exist in (ie really really fucking far away) are really small compared to the endless list of end-of-world scenarios that will get us first, for example plague epidemic, war, climate change etc. i wish i'd never stumbled upon this but sadly this is far more likely than ever contacting aliens.
