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who /long hair/ here?

feelsgoodman
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mine is pretty long and soft

some people call me a twink but i give 0 fucks
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>>28468241
I'm trying to, but it's pretty hard desu. It's been at least 5 months since I got my haircut
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Mines finally past my shoulders again after I cut it all off in 2011. I love it
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Yup. Trying to grow out that Robert Plant mane.
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Meh I'm trying to grow Ithe out but it's wavy so I look like a fucking surfer. People are telling me to cut it, and my parents are refusing to feed me till I cut my hair. But it's worth it, it's nice and soft.
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>>28468290

Get it tipped every other month. It helps it grow faster.
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>tfw baby face
>tfw long hair
>can't grow a beard

I get hit on by homosexuals all the time REEEEEEE
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>>28468350
>It helps it grow faster.

This is a filthy lie.
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All long hair does is tell the world you are a basement dwelling autist.
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>>28468337
>parents refusing to feed me till I cut my hair
Lmao I know that feel, mom asks me every day if I'm gonna cut my hair and my dad offered me 50 bucks to do it. I think my mom's jealous that I have thicker hair than she does.

I've been convinced/forced to cut my hair 2-3 times by them, never again. It's getting long
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>>28468350
they don't know how to tip over here, I tried it a couple of times before but they always end up cutting too much
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I have it just past my shoulders right now. I've had long hair for the majority of my life, it's way nicer than short hair if you keep it combed and clean.
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>>28468350
This is actually so you don't get split ends and breakage. It doesn't make it "grow faster" but it does end up longer in a shorter amount of time. If you take care of your hair it shouldn't break off anyway though.
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tfw just got mine cut really short after a year
it really feels so good
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>>28468389
you just cut the tips off yourself, noob

>actually letting someone else with scissors near my beautiful long hair
>a female no less, that would cut off more than I wanted on purpose just to spite me for having prettier hair than her

yeah, no
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>>28468383
Yup I'm not cuting it. Fuck it, there's a mc dicks right next to me. Amd my parents leave money laying around.
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>>28468273
>>28468337
>>28468383
>muh long, soft, silky hair

you're fucking disgusting. people are asking you to cut it because they don't want to tell you that you look autistic.
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Guys with long hair past their shoulders are revolting. I don't know what's going on in that neckbeard brain of yours that thinks that looks good.
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>>28468337
>but it's wavy so I look like a fucking surfer.
Awesome! Why would people tell you to cut it if it looks so great? I can understand parents because that's probably not the "look" they had intended for you or some other selfish bullshit. But people in general tell you to cut it too?
People only told me to cut mine when I was in the hair flip across my forehead phase when I was 16. Which was totally understandable I looked like a dumbass.
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I didn't like hair all over my bed and desk, so I cut mine now.
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>>28468446
pic related is my hair desu desu from a few months ago
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12 year old chloe moretz was so sexy. shame that she went to shit
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>>28468474
you're repulsive

pic related is what all you long hair faggots look like
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>>28468474
>>28468446
I was gonna post my hair to prove him wrong and you just proved him right with your horrible picture, you even have a similiar look and camera angle to the picture he posted. Thanks.
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>>28468485
>girls can have long hair
>boys can't

you are on the wrong board my senpai
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Used to have long hair in high school
got Laid/10

Now im balding. Enjoy it while you can, grow it long brothers!
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>>28468485
After a couple days without washing it, yea.
And thinner eyebrows.
And just a totally different face.
What was your point again?
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>>28468446
You're just jealous. At least our thick silky hair won't reread.
>>28468453
Yeah everyone tells me to cut it because I live in a conservative uniform town.
Everyone has that "short on the sides and long the top".
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>>28468522
Go to college in the west coast. Your whole life will change.
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>>28468241
>constantly reminded of my surfing days
>constantly berated because I don't comb it
>constantly in my eyes
I don't even know why I have it any more mang, think I am just gonna let it dread and go live the hermit life.
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>>28468241
I have a mixture of an jewfro and an asian moptop. It kind of goes out, but also goes down. I don't know how I feel about it.
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>>28468480
chloe is still godtier
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>>28468532
Tempting. Too bad I'm a fucking beta and won't get girls either way.
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>>28468522
>jealous of muh thick silky long angelic hair

are you fucking gay? THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE
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>>28468549
You'll be fine. You just haven't been allowed to B urself because of the shit town you live in.
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>>28468560
that is not what i look like, scrub
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>>28468560
>caring this much about what other people do with the ceratine sprouting from their bodies
That's a nice helping of autism that god gave you my friend.
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>>28468593
oh like this then?

>>28468603
all men with long hair need to cut it or kill themselves
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>>28468603
he is a baldie for sho
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what a viking
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i am THOR
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>>28468634
With those skinny arms? You aren't thor m8 sorry.
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>>28468560
what a guy with long hair actually looks like you spergs
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>>28468655
forgot pic lmao

fucking robot die already
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>>28468653
that anon is a poser, i'm the real thor in this thread
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>>28468634
More like hipster Jesus
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>>28468662

just your average white male with long hair
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>>28468680

5/10 white guy after growing his hair
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>>28468662
it's funny because I look like him
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>>28468680
This guy is attractive, what's his name?
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>>28468670
Definitely way cuter than that other anon.
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>>28468609
>providing no reasoning
>telling people to kill themselves
>over hair
Tbh bruh I think you should just hang yourself with that neckbeard of yours.
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>>28468406
It's functionally the same.
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As expected, you all are terrible at styling your hair.
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stupid poser that needs to buzz that ridiculous shit off his head
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>>28468694
No...you don't
origami
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>tfw there are normies that don't think that literally all people look better with long hair.
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>>28468362
That's my ideal mate.
pls like blonde girls
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>>28468474
> i am mad at my mom haircut
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>>28468729
Oh my, Al is that you?
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>>28468736

I like all girls that arent fat

also pic related, true alpha male with tons of testosterone
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>>28468662
dude there is no way this guy isn't mexican
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>>28468729
your pic makes me suicidal, pic related, me, a real man with long luscious thick hair
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So how many of you tie this shit back? or is that for faggots?
I am new to the non-dread long hair, so idk the code for heterosexuals.
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>>28468765
I'm not fat don't worry.
C-can you post a pic of your hair
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Y'all motherfuckers should do whatever the fuck you want with your hair, be it grow it long or shave it bald
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>>28468786
I do sometimes. Other times I don't
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>>28468796
totally dude. let's grow our hair long and try our best to look like hobos. then we post in other threads crying about tfw no gf
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>>28468786
This is what I actually look like in public. Tied back plus hat.
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>>28468872
are you trying to get bullied?
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>>28468872
You look 16
origami
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>>28468883
Why would you assume that Famicom 64?
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>>28468883
top kek

originaru desu
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>>28468872
See, I would call you a lesbian, and this is the reason I don't want to tie mine back.
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>>28468917
It usually IS bi girls that seem interested.... Maybe there's something to what you're saying....
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>>28468952
STOP RUINING MY THREAD, PLEASE
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>>28468765

>tfw that is almost literally what my hair looks like now

Had hair past my shoulders from 14-16 (when it was acceptable). Now I'm 26 and I want to die.
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>>28468869
Except that anon got his hair cut a couple months later and had it donated.

Why did you save him
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>>28468962
GIVE IN ANON
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>>28468787
already did, third pic in thread(excluding OP)
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>>28468974

Rogaine, finasteride, hair transplants, etc.
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>>28468872
whatupyoutubeyoutubeyeyacomingatyaforcustomgrow420
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>>28469026

Permanent sexual dysfunction, any number of other side-effects, no money, etc.
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>>28468952
why do you have such a thick split line with a hair that short?
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>>28469064
It's called balding.
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>Tfw there's that one loose cannon clump of hair that does whatever it wants
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>>28469064
Because I leave my hair tied for days and have to rip the hair band out with a lot of my hair. That and I pull out my hair accidentally, absent mindedly. One reason I shave is because I pull too much of my beard of and it gets patchy.
>>28469072
Plus this.
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>>28468350
not true. thats to help split ends, but hair grows so slowly that you'll just end up chopping off all your progress.

shampoo and condition your hair, eat protein and iron heavy foods, and if you arent already greasy you can give your scalp an oil treatment every week. thats all that you can so though
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>>28468241
Hair reaches the chin
I started telling people I want to donate my hair to children with cancer so they stop asking
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>>28469390
And take a supplement with biotin in it if you are that critical about it.
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>tfw have long hair
>tfw get mistaken for a girl
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my hair's finally what I consider "long" after like 4 years of growing it out. feels real good
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>>28468617
i would like to inseminate his intestinal tract
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>>28469619
That's the goal of most of the twinks who posted in this thread
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>>28469724
Someone reposted a picture of me from over a year ago.

But then again you can't call the picture twinky because I also have a beard.
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>>28469766
which one are you then?
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>>28468241
Absolute faggotry m8
Hope you get your ass beat
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>>28469883
>No anon to beat me up because I turn him on and sexually confuse him.
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ayyyy

anyone bun their hair? started doing it recently and it feels and looks pretty cool but that might be because I have pretty sweet hair.
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>>28470081
No I'm not a fan of the manbun look for me anyway. Looks good on some guys though. You kind of need a nice beard to pull it off imo.
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>>28470059
Literally what
It just makes you look like a feminine faggot
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>>28470112
I'd say beards are optional but it works too well with blonde hair.
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>>28470129
>I associate long hair with femininity and I probably couldn't even explain why.

Nice.
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>>28470129
>It makes look feminine so I want to beat you up
You kind of just reinforced my point there anon
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Does this count as long hair robits
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>>28470081
My bf qt looks like a qt with a manbun tbqhfam.
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>>28470176
Heres another robitsu
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>>28470176
Are you stupid? It absolutely does.
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Got long hair and a bushy beard so I look like Jesus.

I like having it but I'm cutting it all off before I start my new job next month. Figured it's time for a new start.
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I wish I had hair like pic related. Probably a bitch to maintain.
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>>28468474
Looks like you're developing a bald spot. Pedo-hair is in your future.
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>>28470226
Yeah, you would have to use a lot of hairspray and crap to get it to stay like that, so you'd have to wash it a lot. Wouldn't be awful though unless you styled it like that every day
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>>28470263
No shit. I took that pic for a balding thread. Im on already on fin.
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>>28468241
I cut it all off when I was going out the other night and boys kept hitting on me.
No, it was not a faggot bar
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>>28470226
>bill kaulitz

perfect boi desu
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>>28468609
If that guy got /fit/ and started lifting he could looks pretty cool. His facial structure is very masculine, so he just needs some good muscles and he'd look like a viking warrior.
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>>28470176
>>28470206
least-unattractive hair posted so far, desu.
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>>28470342
Can you rank the entire thread from most to least attractive / unattractive
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>>28468634
>>28468617
Your face doesn't go well with long hair imo. W/o facial hair, you look like a tranny, and with it you look like a lanky hipster weirdo.
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>>28470081
I do, and when I'm lazy I just do a half bun (think Zlatan Ibrahomovic)
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>>28470263
>pedo-hair
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>>28468241
I want to grow my hair out to my shoulders but it gets really bushy. What do I do about this?
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i have better hair than everyone in this thread albeit only medium length. get your volume and color game up
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>manish face
>light facial hair
>people still confuse me for a girl on a regular basis
It's not even that long, it's like shoulder length. I bet it's because it curls a bit on the end.
my skeleton body doesn't help
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>>28470342
thx rubberobo gang
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>>28470458
You actually dye your hair like a woman?
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>>28470458
>I have better than anyone in thread but I'm not gonna post a pic because I'm a faggot
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>>28470482
nope it's dirty blond ho
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>>28470497
Blonde hair only looks good on women you stupid fuck.
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>>28470494
>dont post a pic
>faggot
>post a pic
>attention whore faggot

w e l p
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>>28470444
>Nice trips.
Let it tangle and never comb/brush it. Or moose?
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>>28470458
So post it you fag
origami
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>>28470474
dude you look like jon snow
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mine is almost reaching my shoulders after growing it out a year and a half
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>>28470472
Are you tall? I'm 6'1, clean shaven with shoulder length wavy blonde hair and nobody has called me a girl yet.
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>>28470516
beat it, cuck
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>>28470531
no wonder you think vagina is evil.. i would too if i looked that bad
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>>28470560
I get that often, almost kind of annoying now
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>>28470621
lmao, you love it you fuck.
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>>28470603
I'm barely 6 foot
My clothes are also pretty /v/ core, denim jeans and checkered shirts
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>>28470614
>literal survey that proves women hate blonde fags vs some old magazine cover of a movie star
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>>28470642
That could be it then, I usually wear sleeveless band shirts and cargo shorts a lot.
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>>28470619
>he said with a pang of jealousy
Also.
>r9k
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>>28470621
i mean he looks good so it could be worse lmao
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>>28470621
you look like a nu male
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>>28470641
>>28470673

not really, i know hes more handsome than me its a terrible feel, oh you look like this guy but hes obviously a heart throb and youre a neet

fuck off
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>>28470648
Buttmad virgin with shit-colored hair detected
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>>28470648
>literal survey on a clickbait website

Must just be steeped in science multiple testings, huh?
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>>28470671
I'm a woman you retard why would I be jealous of your subpar potato face

Why would anyone be jealous of your subpar potato face
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Just got a haircut :D
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>>28470697
>>28470705
>"According to the study by the dating website, WhatsYourPrice.com, blonde men dont fair very well on the dating scene. Of the more than 145,000 male members, it was found that in June and July, blonde guys had the least amount of dates, compared to men with other hair color. Even the ginger boys are doing better than blonde guys."

Lower than fucking gingers.

OUCH
U
C
H
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>>28470719
>femanon
>here
>implying you are getting any dick (better than mine)
Tits or gtfo also.
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>>28470748
>THE study by THE dating website

Wow, it's nothing. Find me the same test with the same results replicated elsewhere.
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>>28470772
I'm getting literally the perfect dick on the daily from my bf, you're just ugly.

Why are you even a tripfag? Fucking attention whore.
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>>28470782
Keep in mind "Whatsyourprice" is literally "pay women for the privilege to take them on a date".

So blonde men not going on date might indicate that they don't need to pay for sex or the ones on the site are just really bottom of the barrel?
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>>28470800
You know the rules..... Pics now.
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>>28470782
>>28470821

http://www.heroesandheartbreakers.com/blogs/2011/03/ladies-do-not-prefer-blonds-as-romance-heroes

You are both a joke. Women prefer dark haired men. There's a reason for the saying "tall, dark and handsome." Dark hair is more masculine. Keep yourselves you pathetic copers.
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>>28470821
I'm saying one study by one website (who might know they have a lower percentage of blonde hair male users) doesn't mean anything at all.
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>>28470772
absolutely blown the fuck out

>>28470846
jesus christ just gtfo my thread you fucking sperglord
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>>28470872
>he thinks dark means dark hair
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>>28470893
another one, this time from match.com

blondlets just end it please you are genetic refuse

>pic related
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>>28470874
Right, I was just saying that considering people are PAYING FOR DATES on the site, trying to correlate hair colour and "success" on the site is invalid.
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Fuck haircuts
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>>28470879
>your thread
You only have the power to delete 'your' thread, as always.
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>>28470914
>girls like guys with dad bod
>guys like girls who are doctors

lmfao die desu
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http://www.sheknows.com/health-and-wellness/articles/1037747/features-people-are-most-attracted-to

Another fucking study.

>"According to the research, men who have brown hair receive 20 percent more messages than men who have any other hair color"

blond men are to be skewered

I can keep this up all night you fags
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>>28470959
I'd rather be Trump than Jesus, faggot.
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Why are pretty much 100% of long hair dudes DYEL mode?
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>>28471086
because not everyone has to compensate for a small dick bro
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>>28471086
Obviously because you lift to become a better fighter, and it is ideal to cut your hair as short as possible for hand to hand combat.
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>>28471086
Idk, I have nothing to compensate for and lifting is pretty expensive.
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>>28471149
*IMO lifting should be as illegal as firearms.
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>>28471086
Because cardio bod is superior
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>>28471086
I was posted in the thread and I can DL like 200-250lbs.

Which is "I suppose you lift but hardly" mode, but still.
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>>28471086
What is the point of lifting anyway? It's been proven that steroids are the only way to get a really good physique so you might as well take it all the way? Just take steroids if you want a good body, why waste years on something meaningless?
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>>28471149
>>28471183
Who the fuck fights anymore? Just buy a gun if you really want to defend yourself, if some aggro manlet attacks me I won't hesitate to use my CC
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>>28471233
>implying a manlet wouldn't kill you in one hit

manlets are turbo af
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>>28471210
You don't need roids to look like this family
If you want to look like one of those extreme body builders then yea you need roids but I think you need mental help more than anything.
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>>28471210
To not look like a flabby, noodle-armed jesus.
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>>28471255
>implying he wouldn't spend five minutes saying "WHAT'S UP BRO" before throwing the first punch
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>>28471272
>lifting for looks

like wtf is the point? it's retarded. it's been proven by countless research that if your face is not good lifting isn't gonna do jack shit. and if your face is good you don't need to lift. lifting for women = pointless as fuck. get back to fit.
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>>28471316
You feel better in general with exercise man. Getting fairly strong feels good too imo.
What are you gonna do when you go to pick up a girl and throw her onto your bed and you collapse under her weight? kek
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>>28471233
Dude. People get into fights way more than shoot at each other.
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>>28471373
>What are you gonna do when you go to pick up a girl and throw her onto your bed and you collapse under her weight?
Not settle for landwhales I guess? I work job that involves lots of heavy lifting anyway. I think if you're gonna lift you might as well get a job like that and get paid for it.
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>>28471283
Why though? It's a really expensive and time consuming hobby. 90% of grills don't care about your physique unless you're morbidly obese. I can't foresee any practical situations where lifting would come in handy.
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>>28471373
>when you go to pick up a girl and throw her onto your bed and you collapse under her weight? kek
I'm not into fat chicks.
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>>28468383
If a female tells you something about your hair like that she's jealous, yes
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>>28471394
That's true, but most of the time people choose to get into fights, in which case you must be stupid or insecure. If you have a real need to defend yourself, lifting won't do much.
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>>28471086
Because they're all /r9k/ and what is /r9k/ most afraid of? Eye contact, people looking at your face, noticing your horrible acne
Hair is a great way to protect yourself
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I haven't cut my hair in 1 year, the problem is that i have the same hairline as harry styles, so i don't really know what the fuck i should do with my hair.
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>>28471433
i actually have preddy nice hair tho. im not one of these greasecucks itt
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>>28471398
>>28471405
>landwhales
Are you not into tall chicks either?
What if you get with a 6' tall girl of moderate skinnyness that is like 150 lbs? Not that that is a lot of weight but if you never exercise I could imagine some skinny noodle fag failing miserably.
>>28471398
>I work job that involves lots of heavy lifting anyway
Me too, that's why all I do is some basic shit using my toolbag as a dumbell and cardio and am fairly strong.
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>>28471437
Don't get grabbed. Lifting plus wrestling skills = deadly.
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>>28471484
having a weapon and not wasting your time on lifting is deadly too. but i'm not a degenerate who gets into fights
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>>28471484
Woah shit cause I'm dumb enough to use my sick ninja skills on a mugger with a knife, right?
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>>28471484
Dumping a whole magazine up chad's ass is deadly too.
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>>28471483
>Me too, that's why all I do is some basic shit using my toolbag as a dumbell and cardio and am fairly strong.

Yeah I should probably start doing that at some point ;_;
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>>28468241
>had long red hair, majestic as fuck but difficult in summer
>cut it in winter (for some dumb reason) and regretted it since
>girlfriend preferred it too
fuck. guess i'm stuck with hockey hair for a little while again
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>>28471660
please die

like seriously why would you come on this board and talk about having a girlfriend? why are you so insensitive to people who are genuinely rejected and suffering?
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>>28468241
nice to see someone share my fetish
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>>28471677
that's why i spoilered it, anon. even if i didn't, it doesn't matter if she was my girlfriend or not right? its a girl preferring the hair i had before i got it cut. that counts.
but sorry if i offended you, i didn't mean to humble brag in some way
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>>28468670
Sorry you guys but I think I'm closer to Thor-mode
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Curly Bros, who tf up?
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>>28471550
>>28471535
>>28471556
>Gun makes loud noise(s).
>Murder investigations ensue.
Cops go by their gut AND are a hivemind, and will see you as a weird beta and feel sorry for the normie fit guy you killed, someone they can relate to. Just pulling a gun gets a beta death row (you cannot survive that long in prison, being a pussy and all).
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>>28471980
I don't live in a cuck state like New York, so I'm legally allowed to kill someone if I feel that my life is threatened.
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>>28472010
>just pulling something that looks like a gun is a felony and a cop might shoot you without thinking
Wake up already.
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>>28471978
ausgesetzt
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>>28472043
If there is a police officer in my presence, then why would I need to draw my weapon? If there is a threat then he will be able to deal with it better than me.
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>>28472045
Lel I'm actually german, my grandpa was on one of the last planes out of Stalingrad
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>>28472078
>after hiding with Anne Frank
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>>28472077
Not the point. Owning a gun is just foolish.
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Pic related.

>what a good male with good long hair looks like
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>>28472122
>argument is defeated
>T-THAT'S NOT THE POINT, YOU'RE STILL WRONG
Sorry for using my Second Amendment rights, faggot.
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>>28472143
>chad with a meme bun
no
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>>28472150
What 2nd amendment? You mean that thing that started dying when the mafia was invented?
>tfw gun permit costs more than the gun on average
>tfw it takes months for the permit to be approved
Yeah. And no my argument wasn't defeated. Murder investigations would ensue, because cops go by their gut, and the beta is obviously A WEIRD GUY.
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>>28472230
Stop giving this tripfag (you)'s he's been shitting up this thread the whole time.
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>>28472143
>this is what the mouth breathers on this board really believe they look like
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>>28472293
I consider that a you btw Famicom 2DS.
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>>28471481
No I was being serious. I told my fat cousin about cutting my hair when it was gloriously reaching my lower back and right away she jumped in "yeah you look SO much better with short hair your face makes it look weird lol :^)" and knew right away she was jealous cause she has thin baby hair and it's kind of balding too.

I cut it anyway causeni was bored of it and to show her how nice it's going to be in a year or so just to spite her envious piggy ass. I'm growing it back out again.

If you looked bad a girl will tell you "ohhh no you don't its really nice I'm jealous xP" that's how they are.
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>>28470648
I think you're a dumbshit, women like attractive confident men, yes maybe if they went to a male whore house and had a line up of guys equal in height and build to choose from they might not pick the blond one- but in the real world they are attracted to you based on how good your face looks, your height, your muscles, and most importantly how confident you are
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>>28472352
*cause I, goddammit
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>>28472253
How paranoid are you? I shoot some nigger trying to rob me and I'll get off scot free, unless some liberals say he wuz a good boy and make me fight it in court. Chad attacks me in a drunken stupor and shoot him, again I walk free because investigators would find alcohol in his system. The system works.
>mfw liberals will LITERALLY spend their day trying to prove that guns are evil
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>>28471086
I have long hair and I'm getting bigger every week and there's nothing you can do to stop my hair or muscles from growing
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>barbershop owners spreading malicious hatred
>bald men spewing vitriol

Just shameful
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>>28472359
Why the fuck are you on /r9k/? Of course that's how it is in real life but this is the board where people single a feature out and they defend it to the death because it is the one good feature they have. You need to get off this board now mi familia and never come back. This board is the literal black hole of life.
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>>28472380
Honestly, the core issue with me on guns, has to do with why I have never became an hero. I don't know what death is, and guns are made to kill. I'm an anarchist/communist/socialist for the record, and democracy is some full retard self involved bullshit, that I do dare to claim to know.
>tfw owning a gun should be considered premeditated homicide imo
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>>28472119
Anne Frank wasn't in Stalingrad, you stupid motherfucker.
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>>28472720
>stupid motherfucker
>being into history THIS MUCH
>>>/pol/
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My hair is the longest it's ever been, which is to say it's not even at my shoulders yet. However, I've decided to slick it back or push it back.

What's a good product to get your hair to stay back? Also, should I have the sides cut, an undercut I think it's called, or just keep the whole thing long?
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>>28472380
>Chad attacks me in a drunken stupor and shoot him, again I walk free because investigators would find alcohol in his system. The system works.

Kek, do you honestly believe this? Judges are people with opinions you know, there are thousands of people who claimed self-defence in shooting that were technically justified yet they're behind prison walls.

What a naive belief.
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>>28472981
The people that own guns never actually use them to defend themselves luckily for those idiots. Anyone that needs a gun for protection won't have the money for a good lawyer.
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getting a proper hair straightener soon, should be alright
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Why do Asian and Mexican girls have such nice hair?
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>>28468446
Heyjeff
Howsitgoing
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>>28468241
just got it cut today boys, i feel so free keep brushing ans washing you /longhair/ fags.
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I'm growing my hair out but I think I have telogen effluvium so it doesn't look as good as it could

I already tried growing my hair out twice, but it looked really layered because it's thinner in the front. I don't have male pattern baldness, but my hair falls out easily on the top.
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I think this is a good length for guys, except even length and no bangs instead
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>>28470621
Bretty hot if I do say so myself
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>>28470934
Hi Harry styles how r you XD wow lulz
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>>28472966
>What's a good product to get your hair to stay back?
Natural grease from not washing it for a day is the best styling product desu familia
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>>28473371
Have you ever had really short hair before growing it out? We have a similar face shape and hair length but I don't know if a short haircut would look good.
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>>28472966
Undercuts seem like they'd get annoying to manage because you either have to keep getting it cut or have to deal with it looking really weird if you grow it out.
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>>28472966
best off keeping it even length or maybe slight layering

If you get an undercut, you basically go back to square one if you want to grow out your hair in any style other than an undercut
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>>28468406
Use coconut oil, leave it on for a few hours and then wash it out. Doing this every so often will make your hair stronger and healthier, there's other oils you can use too and even eggs and stuff but I like coconut oil best
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>>28473584
yh, but I don't have any pics of it
I used to just get a mlitary-buzz-tier haircut (called a "no.2" if that means anything) once a year. but I don't have any pics, if you were wondering
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>>28468680
Kurt cobain was so sexy, shame he died. He was the ultimate robot
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>>28468723
I didn't realize he was growing his hair out, wow it got really long really fast. He has more hair than me and I'm a girl lol
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>>28473724
Not him, but I used to love getting number 2 buzzcuts until I decided I look better with long hair. I look too much like Sid from Toy Story with a buzzcut.
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>>28473787
really?
I couldn't stand it
I would do it because it was easier than putting effort into my look
atlast that way I could have a simple process and just not think about it
same with clothing
plain white tees would be all I worse, and some cheap dark blue trousers. No other clothes, just lots of the same.
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>>28468723
I wonder if he's self conscious about that gigantic forehead, his hairline's awful
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>>28473882
I'm too poor to buy a bunch of clothes but thankfully I've accumulated a lot of button down shirts and tee shirts. I need to buy some more jeans.

I have long (for a guy) hair now and I don't think it's a lot of effort, I just part it roughly down the middle. But sadly it doesn't look as good as it could because I think I have telogen effluvium.

On a side note, why do Hispanic girls actually look good with dyed hair (blue, red, etc.)?
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Everyone wants me to cut them.

There's no way i'd do that unless i go bald
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>>28473939
or you can be like David Crosby and grow it out anyway
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>>28473954
I could try that but it'd be weird on me.

Hopefully i won't go bald until 60
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I've been growing it for 13 months
I'm getting really impatient, I want it to be twice as long already fuck
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