I'm like a 5-6/10 I'd wager, but I got tinder and in a day I've matched with a 7/10 emo, weebish chick and already arranged to go out. It's easy, seriously guys just use it. You'll need to like everyone sure but there's always something decent in the net that's willing to date you.
>tfw
nah, dating involves too many emotions, it's all so cheesy and exaggerated and i can't handle it. thanks anon, but my hand is all i need ;)
>>28467808
>Tinder is as easy as pressing E and holding M2
Fuck you McRee you overpowered piece of shit.
>>28467808
Now let's wait for the follow up thread on the most painless methods of suicide for when she inevitably destroys you through lies and cheating.
Balloon time now cuts with too much oxygen.
>>28467808
It's not easy when you get 1 match a week, and she's bigger than you
I started using it yesterday
0 matches.
0. Not even the bots are interested.
then again I'm on holiday and this place is full of Stacie's, but wow I'm shocked.
going to just start trolling with a Chad profile to make myself feel better
>>28467808
Agreed. 50 matches, 5 meet-ups, and I met both my ex AND my current gf on Tinder.
>>28467902
>>28467808
Liars. You need to be a greek god to get anything on tinder. Either this is complete bullshit or you conveniently forgot to mention you're male models. Either way, stop misleading robots, our lives are pathetic enough already.
>>28467962
That's just not true, anon. I'm a 7/10, but women seem to get with me fine. Pic related, it's my current gf.
>>28467879
Say you're interested in men, so much attention it's unreal.
>>28467962
Anon, I think you might not have a good profile then cause it's easy as fuck.
>>28468012
A 7/10 is quite above average so you're kind of proving my point. But I bet you're really a full blown chad anyway, post a pic of yourself. I know you're tall, white, and naturally good looking.
>>28468012
Fuck you. Eat shit and die. You do NOT belong here.
>>28468040
I've never even made a profile, I'm not a normie with a facebook, I just know the general experience from the vast majority of guys online and irl that prove it's a waste of time. Nice try on the good profile meme though. You know what a good profile is? One that has pics of a guy who looks like Thor.
>>28468073
he's been spamming that shit for days, he is clearly mentally ill and insecure as all hell, he belongs here me things
>>28468022
I have been with a guy before so I guess I'll mention, going to have it show guys so I can see who I'm competing with.
also I'm wondering if the app is bugged since I had a like time limit for 11 hours but it's letting me like again after 3? should I try to reset? (delete account?)
I get 3 matches or more for week.
I still talk to none of them since im too autistic.
Maybe I live in a shit area. I created an account yesterday. How long until I start popping up in girl's decks?
![20160510_172406[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8jDhOyD.jpg "20160510_172406[1].jpg")
>>28468057
7/10 is not a greek god, anon. But here you go, judge for yourself.
>>28468073
No, I don't anymore. But I used to, and I come back for nostalgic reasons.
>>28468159
classic betabuck face
>>28468147
>>28468012
>>28467808
Congratulations, you guys are among the most attractive guys on the planet. You don't fucking belong here. Get the fuck out and leave us actual robots to our misery.
>>28467808
>Fuck you McRee you overpowered piece of shit.
Have you fought Bastion?
>no photos of me exist
>no phone to take photos with
>even if i do all of that, im just getting someones leftovers,
theres gotta be a reason why a female in their 20s is single and is actually on a dating app
>>28468095
So you've never tried it, yet make projections. Give it a go at least, can't hurt.
>>28468159
Explain to me how the fuck you got a gf looking like that. Are you rich?
>>28468113
No idea, plus is pretty worth it but I don't wanna shill. Good luck though.
>>28468200
>can't hurt
Yes I'm sure once I make an account and get no matches that aren't bots I'll feel just great. Is this fun to you? Convincing robots to make fools out of themselves and realize how unwanted they are?
>>28468176
Im average, you resentful fag. Being ugly is not the only way to be a robot.
>>28468176
Bit of an exaggeration there, I'm not shit but this is no chris hemsworth.
My ex pictured here.
>>28468171
Proving my point precisely. Maybe 7/10 was too generous.
>>28468204
Not at all, I'm a poor student. I guess I'm just a fun person to talk to and be around, plus I have a sexy deep voice that people don't expect, so people who go on dates with me usually end up being pleasantly surprised.
>>28468269
>>28468271
I give up. I don't understand how you clowns got girls. "fun to be around" Every other beta looking guy gets friendzoned when they make jokes or whatever. Maybe you guys are secreting superior pheromones or something.
>>28467808
i got some matches, but I couldn't figure out where to see them, because they probably matched me by mistake and unmatched, and I uninstalled it because it was depressing.
>Get excited about tinder and hope to lose virginity
>Find out you have to have a fecesbook for tinder
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>28468328
Why are you here? Just why, facebook and reddit weren't enough? I thought the normie invasion was just a meme but it actually happened.
shit only seems to work in the US, nothing here in Germany that works remotely as easy
at least not if you're not gifted as fuck
>>28468324
It's called "standards." The girl I'm going for is a 7/10 in looks but your standard "gamer gurl XD", insecure borderline goth. You just gotta know your limits and you're in there.
>>28468271
Where are you from if I may ask sir?
not sure if women are retarded over here (well, they most likely are simply because they're "women"), but I have like over 500 matches on a different site of which none even bothers replying to messages, probably full of bots
>>28468324
>superior pheromones
Are you seriously willing to go that far to just not blame yourself? It's just confidence. Go make jokes, some girls won't like it, sure, but most will see that you're having fun and enjoying yourself and will join you in that.
>>28468399
I'm British.
>>28468346
>implying robots can't use facebook, reddit, and tinder
>>28468345
that's the least of your worries I can assure you
I get some pretty cute girls on Tinder to be honest
Original
>>28468271
>I guess I'm just a fun person to talk to and be around,
How am I supposed to show someone I'm fun to talk to and be around if I rarely get any matches and the matches I do get don't talk to me?
>>28468482
Pic related
Very original looking girl
>>28468484
Go take some good pictures of yourself and write a nice bio. I don't get tons of matches, I get one per day at best, whereas my gf has over 2000 total, but make those count.
>>28467808
>le high noon man
Go fuck yourself.
>>28468184
>implying Bastion is OP
Git gud
>>28468530
Read what I'm typing. They. Don't. Talk. To. Me.
At one point I made a Chad account, matched with the same few girls, said the exact same thing I said when I was using my normal account, and they were all over it. Explain that shit.
>>28468595
Yeah, no shit women are going to be over someone really attractive. If a 10/10 matched with you but started spouting some retarded shit, you'd still be all over her playing along. Show me an example of the kind of stuff you're saying if you want some closer advice.
>>28468628
I've deleted that app months ago. Why don't you post what you've been sending since apparently it works for even non-Chads.
>>28468595
The thing is it's what you say. One good idea is to ask questions - how's school/uni/work, what are your hobbies. In particular you get points for bringing up shit in their bios, says you care about more than just looks.
This annoys me too but women don't approach much, they expect to be approached. Annoying but the way things are it seems.
>>28468711
1/3, not who you were talking to but I think it's a good demonstration.
>>28468781
2/3, they better find the comment bloody original
>>28468799
3/3, in there. I removed the tops cause I know it's just a name and stays anonymous but better safe than sorry.
>be black
>sperg, so don't know how to smile on command for a decent pic
>no friends, so pics are all of me by myself
I don't think I'm ugly but the above all make Tinder an exercise of futility for me.
Tried it again last week and over 5 days I matched with 3 bots and one ironic memer that unmatched me immediately after I sent her a message.
>>28468821
Kindly fuck off Chad. You are impressing nobody here with your bullshit.
>>28468889
> someone called me Chad
Thanks, senpai. Nice to know I've got some hope :)
Although I will say I doubt it's bullshit if I'm Chad cause that means it works, right?
>>28467962
I'm 6/10 on my good days and it's definitely possible to fuck girls on tinder. Stop being a sperg and maybe you'll get some.
>>28468946
>stop being a sperg
Thanks. Never thought that several of my life's problems could be solved so simply.
I'll just stop being autistic ;^)
>>28468821
You're from Glasgow, yet you matched with a 4 corners scene fag. Nigga what're you doing
I think my main issue is how young i look
>>28468977
Not exactly glasgow, small posh town with a quick train in.
>>28468711
Here you go, anon. Apparently the "if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber" start is overused and terrible, so don't use that.
1/2
>>28468711
>>28469100
Continued. Pre-emptive original post.
2/2
>people who've had girlfriends and are getting dates/sex from Tinder are denying that they're Chads
I wish you guys would fuck off. It's been proven time and time again that men under 7/10 get jack shit on Tinder. How can you not understand that it's your looks that's getting you matches and girls that actually want to talk to you?
>B-b-but I'm actually a 4/10! Maybe a 6/10 on a good day. I just take good pictures
Fuck off you're a liar.
>>28468711
>>28469100
>>28469121
I'm retarded and forgot the middle bit.
1.5/2
>>28467962
I made a fake tinder with mediocre looking dudes and some dog pictures. Turns out girls love dogs. If you're a 5/10, don't dress autisticly/have a group photo and then dogs you'll be fine. Was averaging about 5 a week on 5/10s. Obviously the male models were like 10 a day but it was a semi nice relief that average dudes could work.
>>28469145
But anon, I posted my picture (>>28468159), and as you can see it's nothing special. I'm sorry if it doesn't fall into your world view that nothing is your fault, but it's the truth.
>>28468821
Oh a fellow Scottish robot, thats nice to see :)
Stop posting your fucking tinder results faggots. It doesn't matter how well you're doing with any girl, she's going to forget about you and replace you even if you make it to fucking her.
I probably got more qts than OP, legit 8/10's, and they all ended up ghosting me. All over me at first, first dates went amazing, even second dates were sometimes a hit and they'd still keep hitting me up, then spending the night on the 3rd date at my place with wine, cuddles, kissing, and banging and it looked like she was mine to keep, but no, I guess I was just a conquest for her.
Quit posting tinder screencaps, all of you. Its only cool when you're trolling roasties. Anyone like op trying to show their 'progress' is only making themselves look like faggots.
>>28469195
>white
>tall
>probably chose the worst picture in your camera roll to "prove us wrong"
Yeah sure buddy.
>>28469066
>>28469100
>>28469121
>>28469166
The Glasgow Uni wank emanates from you desu
>>28468159
Oh. You're white. Nothing to see here.
>>28469121
Also beta as fuck. She'll either flake or you'll get one date and never hear from her again.
>>28469100
>Can I sit on your face
>somehow thinks he's not Chad
Come the fuck on.
>>28467808
>I don't want an std anyway.
>>28469252
I'm not at glasgow uni, and I didn't post that story. I just live near Glasgow and chatted up a scene girl.
>been using tinder for months
>got a few matches, but none of them responded
>get a match yesterday and she actually responds
>she calls me daddy for some reason
>say "that's a nice way to say hello."
>she says her friend said it, not her
>think to myself, what would Chad say?
>say "then put your friend back on lol."
>she says "wtf bye."
I forgot a huge part about acting like Chad. You have to actually LOOK like Chad to do it. Well I guess the good part about this, is that she didn't look that good. I was just desperate for conversation at the time.
>currently dating three women
How do you spergs find it so difficult
>>28469100
You and your candy-ass emojis.
You look like Frankenstein and you aren't getting laid.
>>28469255
Oh stop thinking of excuses, anon, and work on yourself.
>>28469263
>>28469438
She's my current gf, but sure, whatever helps you guys sleep at night.
>>28469274
>implying she was at all serious
>implying that her flatmates weren't using her tinder
Come on anon, you're smarter than that.
>Get tinder
>Only Hambeasts that think they are pretty even though they are 300 plus pounds live near me and that's almost a 75 mile radius
>nothing above a 5
>Even the bots are fat
I think I give up on this.
>>28469121
>#nerdlife
>>28469620
>complaining about not getting with normies while simultaneously hating normie mannerisms
You're a bit of an oxymoron, aren't you?
>>28469645
you couldve had that whole conversation without including a gay little hashtag and im sure nobody wouldve cared you faggot
>>28469742
I had a whole conversation, included a "gay little hashtag", and the only person who cares is you, it seems.
I'm too shy and ugly for tinder. I'd be lucky to get a match and then I wouldn't know what to do after that.
Not sure how you guys can sign up and put yourself out there.
>>28469857
You're a chubby Dave Grohl. Shape up a bit and you'll have alt chicks all over you, anon.
>>28467808
Post your pic faggot
I used Tinder for two weeks and swiped right on everyone, but didn't get one match
>>28468159
Fuck off Chad Thundercock
>this is considered average
>>28469910
Learn to scroll up.
>>28468269
>>28467808
Most robots are below 5-6/10 you faggot. You look like a normalfag so of course you will get matches on tinder, Now fuck off.
>>28469933
>that is Chad
Come on anon, as flattering as that is, we both know that's just not true.
>>28468269
You don't look like a robot, so I assume thats why you got matches normalfag.
>>28469965
He's certainly not average if that's what your implying
He's a solid 8
>>28469997
I would disagree, I'd say that in that picture it's a 6 at best, but I guess looks are subjective.
>>28468159
You got nice skin. Wish I could get mine cleared up
>>28470046
well then I have no hope
>>28470062
>tfw rosacea
>tfw can't do anything at all about it
Wish I had pimples or something so I could at least try the accutane meme or have something to at least pick at and pop
>>28467808
You dumb fucking nigger. You think robots should make a Facebook (when they'll have no friends to add), then make a tinder where they'll get no matches because they're either too ugly or too autistic. This is the Internet equivalent to shoving the retarded kid on the playground. I'm not even going to tell you to kill yourself, just go to literally any other website or board
>>28468012
>>28468159
Yeah, you're above average m8, and honestly on par if not better looking than your gf.
also
>>28468271
>I guess I'm just a fun person to talk to and be around
That's 50% of what being a Chad is.
>>28470062
I hope yours does anon. I had acne as a kid but it went away, thankfully.
>>28470071Why don't you post a picture of yourself for me to judge.
>can't get matches because I'm black
Fucking shoot me already.
>>28470166
I'd rather not become a meme
Thanks
>>28470218
You should be getting a shit ton of matches BECAUSE you're black you complete retard
Seriously getting laid while black is the easiest mode you could ever have. Girls are just looking to sleep with a black dude and they don't care what you look like so long as you're black
>>28470253
>believing the BBC cuck memes
Black people get shit in reality.
>>28470165
Thanks anon, that's very flattering of you to say.
I guess it depends heavily on your definition of a Chad. I'd argue that not sperging out with people, having a sense of humour, laughing at jokes and having a wide accessible array of interests are just signs of being a normie, and that being a Chad is a completely different league.
>>28470225
Fair enough, anon.
>>28470253
>telling someone you know their situation better than they do
Keep being you, /r9k/
>>28470253
She's probably the woman. I mean, she's cute, but I'm not getting involved with a black woman. White women only please.
>>28470268
This is DATING
Tinder is all about casual sex and new experiences which fugging a black guy would be under since it's on many girls' bucket lists to try out. Same with Asian girls and white guys
>>28470281
>She's probably the woman.
That's my mom you idiot. I'm on the left, my dad is on the right.
>>28470303
Tell your mom she's cute.
>>28470322
This
I'd give her a good old dicking desu
>>28470303
You look fine m8
>>28470046
Nah, he's good looking IMO. Certainly above average. Granted the picture is somewhat blurry, which improves the appearance of skin tone, and he has some dark circles to work on, but he has good bone structure, clear skin.
>>28470303
Just swipe right on black chicks if you think you're getting rejected because muh racism
>>28470218
You're cute adnon. Follow your dad's cue and grow a beard
>>28470333
Yeah, my skin tone's fine irl. The bags under my eyes will never go away, I think, and I'm not worried about them enough to put make-up on, so that's a permanent feature. Appreciate the kind words though(:
>>28470359
I swiped right on everyone. Never matched with any black girls. I actually reset my Tinder and only put up pictures of my cat. She got more matches in a week than I ever did in 3 months.
>>28470279
>I guess it depends heavily on your definition of a Chad
eh sure maybe you aren't a Chad, maybe you're just a normal, functional, genuine nice guy.
the distinction matters little to a robot however.
you could be a Chad if you lift tho
>>28470385
Neck yourself you normie cunt
>>28470387
This actually happen? You're not a bad looking guy and look like a top lad desu
Bit surprised you didn't get any matches
>>28468781
>>28468799
>>28468821
What a garbage conversation.
>>28467808
Go fuck yourself I dont want easy sloppy seconds from fucking tinder.
>>28470395
Yeah, that's pretty much what I am, just a run-of-the-mill normal guy with some confidence. I've considered lifting, and I do gym a bit, but frankly I'm happy with who I am and where I am socially, so I think I'll just stick with that.
>>28470438
>having room to be choosy
Normies out out out
>>28468324
Probably because they are white and they have more options then any other race.
>>28468345
Fuck jewzuckerberg he is not getting any of my info being anon is the best thing ever and it goes against my philosophy
>>28470413
Yes it's true. It might be my area because most blacks guys here are single and most black girls have white boyfriends.
>>28470573
But your ISP has all of your information and they have an even greater range of access regarding your internet activities.
>>28470587
>most blacks guys here are single and most black girls have white boyfriends.
Do you live in Bizarroland or something? What state? Gonna guess Indiana, don't know why
>>28470626
South Texas. I should move to Houston or something.
>>28470654
Kek I tried. Dunno why but your pic made me think Indiana
Moving to a city would probably help a bit. Surprised there are any white or black people to speak of in south texas desu
>>28470615
That is true but the point is to have some control over your data instead of putting it all over the internet. Also I am immune to things like doxing or people using my picture to ruin my rep.
>>28470435
Got me a date, didn't it?
Word of advice, anons, the best way to start a Tinder conversation is to ask her a question that she has to think about, but not too deep that she just won't bother answering.
>>28468781
>>28468799
>>28468821
Well done m8, good standard Tinder stuff. Good luck with her.
>>28468345
>make fb
>don't use real name
>use tinder
>?????
>profit
>>28470760
It's not like I live in some shit border town. I'm in Corpus Christi. 2nd largest city in south Texas.
Ive never tried tinder before but I always wondered if it would be a waste of time for me
>>28471795
May as well try it. I had one for 2 weeks and the only match I got was a bot despite swiping right on everyone
>>28471731
Ah, the more you know
Good luck senpai. Nice talking to you
>>28471584
Like what? Give a go-to question I could ask
>>28469346
>your life
>turbolel
>Make an account just for browsing girls, thus no profile picture
>Get matches
You honestly need to be fat or hideous to not get matches
>>28471901
Haha I don't actually know. I'd say something along the lines of "Where is the furthest away from here you've been" or something. This is just coming frommy gf who has over 2000 matches on Tinder.
>>28471885
How many bots are there? What's the ratio of bots:women?
I get like 20 matches a day, I am a fucking sperg, have nothing but one pic on my profile, and I live rather remotely. I don't understand what you guys are doing wrong.
>>28472056
>This is just coming from my gf who has over 2000 matches on Tinder
Is it even possible to be this cucked?
>>28472103
Well I imagine you're at least mildly attractive then
>>28472103
Yeah, and how many have you met up and fucked?
>>28472126
We met on Tinder, m8, and she only met two of them, and only slept with me out of those two, but go on, believe whatever makes you happy, anon.
>>28472179
Multiply all those number by at least 3.
>>28472315
She's my gf, I think I can trust her to tell me the truth.
>>28472334
t. every cuck ever
>>28472391
>pretending to know someone else's situation better than they do
Come on, bro.
>>28472334
Is this fucking b8?
Holy shit man
>>28472502
>not trusting any women
I feel sorry for you, anon.
>>28472540
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>28472540
Ok now that I know this is bait I'll stop replying. You had me going pretty well though. Gj
>>28472158
None because I haven't messaged a single one of them. I have no idea how to do it, and when they message me it usually ends soon.
>>28470218
i bet you only like white girls.
stop shooting for the fucking stars dumbass.
>>28472807
>white girls
>shooting for the stars
White girls are literally the loosest women in history kek
>>28467808
Gonna try this over the weekend.
I live in the arsehole of nowhere.
Will proly match with my sister.
I will still swipe right.
>>28468495
>girl
lad have i got news for you
Location matters, if you live in east bumfuck or a small town you're not going to get much out of it.
Stay in the city and you'll get some tail eventually.
>>28467808
>want to try tinder
>know id have success
>still addicted to porn
>still know i wouldnt be able to get hard when the time comes just like all 4 girls before
Bored so posting Tinder convos.
1/?
>>28476154
How do you successful Tinder convos go, anons?
2/?
>>28476194
I'm sure I'll need an original comment for this.
3/?
>>28476233
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
4/?
so by default tinder sets the age limit to 18-36. Anyone who is say 37 won't get anywhere near the number of likes as someone who is 36...
So should I try and find a used up 37 year old?
>>28476260
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
5/?
>>28476072
Just take viagra u fucking chad
>>28476291
That's actually not a bad thought. However, surely that's settling for someone you don't really want, no?
>>28476260
6/?
>>28476339
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
7/?
>>28476364
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
8/?
>>28476386
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
9/?
>>28476410
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
10/?
>>28476447
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
11/?
>>28476472
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
12/?
>>28476339
There's like 2 people using tinder above 36 here kek so never mind..
I do wonder if tinder is being very selective? I'm using a blank Facebook burner profile
>>28476534
Hmm, that's disappointing. I don't really know how Tinder's algorithm works, so why don't you just use your normal facebook? You're more likely to match if you have a friend or few in common.
>>28476519
13/?
>>28476560
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
14/?
>>28476588
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
15/?
>>28476560
I'm using this away from home so it doesn't matter
>>28476626
Ah, fair enough. I'd still give it ago, maybe you're right and Tinder is prejudiced against burner profiles.
>>28476610
16/?
>>28476651
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
17/?
>>28476673
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
18/?
>>28476692
Oh my god this conversation is a lot longer than I remember it.
19/?
just bee yourself m80s
>>28476715
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
20/?
>>28476729
Well done m8. Have a fun one with her(:
>>28476736
21/?
>>28467808
You're probably white though. Of course it's easy
>>28476778
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
22/?
>>28476788
Just being white isn't everything, anon.
>>28476793
23/?
>>28476837
I'm sure I'll need another original comment for this.
24/?
>>28476852
And finally we come to an end of a successful Tinder conversation - the rest is continued on Facebook. Notice the completely normal chat and the distinct lack of spaghetti spilling.
25/?
can confirm. after years of getting NOT A GOD DAMN THING on okcupid ( shitty dates with fat chicks ) I actually get laid with tinder. its crazy, who would have thought a different app makes women act so much sluttier.
Update on the age thing
I set it 37-40 (2) 37,39
then 37-45 (3) 37,39,37
now here's where it gets strange
I set it to 36-45 and it says nobody around you?? what? Lol now I've put it back to 37-45 and getting completely different people..
>>28476899
Yeah Tinder does that occasionally with distances as well. I'm not really sure what that's about.
>>28468799
>XD
Lmao get that shit outta here xD
>>28476889
Why would you ever talk to a girl that long
Shit's so fucking boring
>>28477036
Because I'm a social person who enjoys talking to people, in particular women.
>>28477055
well that's why robots aren't successful, we think talking to people is boring
consider yourself blessed
>>28477070
I guess that not liking people doesn't help getting along with people. What kind of stuff do you find interesting then?
JUST LIST YOUR HEIGHT IF YOU'RE 6' OR ABOVE
HAVE CLEAR PICTURES OF YOURSELF
HAVE CLEAR PICTURES OF YOURSELF HANGING OUT WITH OTHER PEOPLE
THIS IS ALL YOU NEED
>>28467808
Why would i even [i]Want[/i] a GF?
I don't get why the majority of robots chase women. Fleshlight + Anime Pillow = Love
>>28477127
But you don't experience the love of another person that way, anon.
>>28477144But i've never experienced the love of another person
>>28468012
nice bait. you all got reeled in, hook line and sinker. but that's not his gf. if you weren't reddit and lurked for more than a fucking week you'd have seen that image before. back to where you belong, all of you.
>>28477178Wouldn't you like to pursue that feel and know what it feels like?
how do i meet up with these girls just to fuck? i mean, i don't want to go out.
>>28477190
But she is. Here is literally an extract from our Tinder conversation - you can see that the image is the same.
>>28477231
I've got bad news for you - no girl will want that. The best you can do is go for drinks first and then see where that leads you.
>>28477326
eh, there are a couple of bars in walking distance. but i'll be pissed if i don't get them draws afterwards.
>>28477385
Lower your expectations, anon. I've gone on 5 Tinder dates and got either a relationship or a friends-with-benefits arrangements out of 4 of them, but the first date is almost always a vetting date, where you figure out what kind of person the other one is - you're not getting laid that quickly, unless you go for some 2/10 or something.
I've only ever gotten laid on the first date once, but we talked about some really deep stuff on Facebook before, we were both drunk at the start of the date, and I ended up dating her, so those are pretty extraneous circumstances.
>>28477451
i can already tell me and you are different types. i would lead the date along to fucking that night.
i'm on tinder looking for relationships at all.
>>28477451
I've only ever gotten laid on the first date
The key is to figure out some way to talk to them beforehand
what kind of picture do i put up
keep in mind i dont want to use anyone else to take it
i dont own an animal
>>28477451
lol, you have terrible game.
i mean, you're good enough for them to stick around but not give it up based off attraction and emotion.
PLENTY of girls hook on tinder off the first date.
>>28477477
I guess your method might work for you, then, since I'm a lot more passive than you.
>>28477479
>>28477518
I usually talk to them beforehand anyway, but I guess I'm a lot more reserved and passive. I end up getting what I want in the end, so I'm not too fussed.
>>28477500
Something good, which makes you look like a happy normie - something along the lines of pic related.
>>28477500
nigga, a clear webcam pic is fine. but you need to have pics of you hanging out with people as well.
>>28467808
Got a way to contact a girl from my college. What say?
>>28477740
Go for it lol
>>28468159
You are normal to good looking and don't belong here. If you have a gf and are at least somewhat confident in yourself then fuck off
and now I'm banned for absolutely no reason. 10/10 would use again
>>28477915
>for absolutely no reason
TELL US THE TRUTH
How do you get a girl to just hook up with you from Tinder?
>>28467808
>emo, weebish
oh god what did you put in your profile
what if people you know see it?
>>28467808
>tfw use tinder and only match with one 4/10 Asexual girl
Ive been using it for atleast 2 months
JUST
>Tfw would look like a sperg admitting how into vidya/anime I am on a profile
That and my best feature is definitely my voice. I'm always complimented on it by complete strangers, and there's no way to show that to someone without meeting them. Unless I want to sound like some bragging cunt and immediately link them a vocaroo
>>28478233
Why the fuck is an asexual on tinder?
>>28478359
Vidya are a normie thing at this point - I display it on my profile, and it works fine for me. As for the voice - consider it a hidden asset. It means that your dates will be pleasantly surprised and you'll have a higher chance of success.
help
How do I get laid
>>28478434
Talk to them you autist, start with a "hi, how are you?" Then keep asking questions until you think it's reached a point where she wants to meet up, then say "hey you wanna [insert date of your choosing here, I recommend bars] sometime?"
>>28478434
>>28478474
I don't use tindr but I wouldn't keep talking to them, I'd say ask for a date like 3 messages in
>hi
>bullshit
>lets get dinner
>>28478572
Im not exactly an expert and I guess it depends but that doesn't seem like the best idea, better they get to know you a bit before the full date so there's more chance of them saying yes
>>28469100
i think thats a bot it didn't react to the whole aids thing at all
>>28467808
>black
>ugly
Not a single match in 3 years, and I've tried in multiple cities and 3 countries.
I've given up.
Whites can't be robots
>>28478689
I think it's more you being ugly than being black, I mean even if it isn't considered as attractive (as earlier posts noted) you'd still get a few hits.
>>28467808
Bee yourself senpai
>>28478434
You should trytalking to one of them
>>28467808
Thinking about it
POF is full of these women who still log in and have accounts but have such chips on their shoulders
