>tfw no twink boyfriend
why even live ;_;
>tfw 8 year olds have gf's, and you don't
>>28466838
is this really what fembots dream about?
>mfw i had the same haircut as that kid
>wore the exact same clothes and shoes, i think those might even be the same white cargo shorts i wore
>had a gf that looked kinda like that girl
weird feel
>>28466874
fembots dream about money and chad
>>28466863
thats Coral from The walking dead
>>28466874
Having a bf?
They don't dream about it, they can easily obtain it.
>>28466874
A guy worth a couple million?
>>28466895
they seemingly dream about long-haired kids
>>28466942
no, the fembots who say shit like that are just simply liars, or more likely, guys acting like fembots
>>28466968
>he thinks he knows what fembots want
>>28466994
MONEY
DOMINANT CHAD
SOCIAL STATUS
fembots are women, this is what women want, it's not that difficult to understand
>>28467050
>MONEY
>10/10 FUCKTOY
>SOCIAL STATUS
This is what men want
>>28466838
I love twinks as well
It's a shame not too many straight men want to look cute
Sad face
>>28467064
i triggered you didnt i
it's ok. women view money and social status like men view tits and ass.
also get off my board and go to lolcow
>>28467050
Sure it is pal.
You've got tons of research to back it up I'm sure.
>>28467106
>tits and ass.
that is already covered by my second point, testosterone victom
>>28467107
>>28467124
>these toasty roasties
>>28467140
>this virgin
I can smell the beta on you from here.
>>28467174
The robot doesn't allow me to post this picture without text.
![[Coalgirls]_Bakemonogatari_15_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[1808BFE7].mkv_snapshot_17.23_[2016.04.05_19.25.49].png](https://i.imgur.com/zTCadfd.png "[Coalgirls]_Bakemonogatari_15_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[1808BFE7].mkv_snapshot_17.23_[2016.04.05_19.25.49].png")
>>28467050
im a woman.
id be happy with just a ton of money, the other two dont matter all that much senpai.
>>28467064
>>28467140
lookie, a cuck trying to be funny for his fellow cucks
whats the point to become triggered, kiddo? youll die a virgin
>>28467188
>trying this hard
m8 ...
>>28467174
>>28467193
pls keep trying to trigger me im getting a boner
>>28467188
Doesn't change the fact that you're a triggered beta male who thinks he's an expert on women despite never having seen a pussy IRL.
>>28467222
fapping mouthbreathers get their tiny boners at the smell of a woman in a radius of 6 km
>>28466838
Which one is the boy?
>>28467192
holy shit, is that actually from the first season?
I feel like I'd remember that
is it BD only or something?
>>28467255
yea bb keep talking like that im almost there
>>28467222
>laughter reaction gifs
Grow up.
>>28467309
you have just changed my life i am going to grow up now goodbye 4chan hello real world
![[Coalgirls]_Bakemonogatari_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C130F2D0].mkv_snapshot_02.38_[2016.03.27_14.47.26].png](https://i.imgur.com/XQOk7aw.png "[Coalgirls]_Bakemonogatari_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C130F2D0].mkv_snapshot_02.38_[2016.03.27_14.47.26].png")
>>28467265
it happens in the blink of an eye, you've gotta be quick with the pause button to catch it.
>>28467343
man they go lewd as fuck with bat
I have to say the whole band-aid thing is fucking stupid, I know they can't put a cooch on tv, but you know that's how shinobu would roll
>>28467339
as if you would lose your virginity that way, loser
you lost the genetic lottery
>>28467417
damn i can't handle these bantz pls stop bully
>>28466838
Are you that faggot who added me on steam and kept fucking sending me pictures of boys and star wars figurines?
>>28467417
man I have to admire your aggressiveness
you remind me of me when I angrily shitpost
I especially want to commend you for the usage of the phrase "grow up", very demeaning, implies unwarranted superiority
here have this picture, might be useful to you in the future
>>28467174
Please smell the beta off my cock femanon.
I'll make shy virgin noises and be loyal to you
>>28467480
you are trying far too hard, this conversation is not amusing even more, betaboi
>>28467438
>damn i can't handle these bantz
i can tell by your "comebacks" (lel), dontcha worry
>>28467496
I'm not the same person you were talking too, I'm just a person observing this conversation and appreciating your level of savage
y u wana fukn go m8?
>>28466838
>having a gf in middle school
>all they do is get rides to the movies from their parents and hold hands
>it's a social status indicator to have gf in middle school
>>28467480
>>28467487
>>28467496
>>28467520
>>28467530
By the way, this was all me.
>>28467520
>comebacks
did i just go back in time to middle school?
>>28467554
its not difficult to go zero back in time
>>28467568
ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL
I AM BTFO
Let this thread die you two. What is getting angry even going to do? Just let it rest.
>>28467548
that'd be pretty fucking sad if it were true
>>28467587
9gag tier macros, middle beta schooler
tfw no coral qt trap gf to cuddle and love
>>28467369
>needing to see vagina in an anime
What
>>28467646
You missed my point
its not that I need to see it, its just that I think putting a band-aid over it is fucking stupid
seems like shinobu would just run around commando
its just my autism, don't mind me
![[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_04_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[7FA3F0BD].mkv_snapshot_21.58_[2016.04.10_10.27.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/tlb2E6I.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_04_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[7FA3F0BD].mkv_snapshot_21.58_[2016.04.10_10.27.45].png")
>>28467682
Her band-aid is sexy.
>>28466863
>tfw 2000 kids have a lot of sexual experience and call you virgin on this board
I CANT TAKE THIS
>>28467050
Says the social outcast that haven't been near a girl other than his mommy.
>tfw your only memory of how a girl smell is your mom's cheap parfume that she uses when dating truckers.
>>28469181
Yeah no. Let's not play the "ur a virgin" card.
He's right. Women want successful partners but so do men.
Dumbass.
This "twink manlet" is packing 9" in the basement
Bigger than her arm when he's erect
This is all that qt's know and fully expect
>>28469550
I want to suck his dick. Hopefully he's uncut.
>>28466838
That looks like the type of girl I would date in high school that would be amazing 12% of the time and the rest of it was spent telling them not to kill themselves and reassuring them they weren't complete trash.
>>28466838
Wait is that young Coarl?
>He's always packing a bulge in every sweatpants pic
>That possible boner
How does it feel that CORAL is bigger than you?
>>28469919
Feels like I want to have sex with him even more.
>>28469550
>tfw even twink had bigger dick than yours
>>28469863
That hits too close to home senpai desu
>>28467064
>MONEY
no good unless you like fancy cars and big houses, i prefer to live paycheck to paycheck in comfort
>10/10 FUCKTOY
that's what onaholes and my hands are for
>SOCIAL STATUS
is there anything less useful than social status? i don't need social status to jack off and watch anime
>Part of the main cast of a popular normie show that gets him a ton of money
Boy, I wonder why she's dating him. That and the huge dick it seems.
>>28470297
The real question is, why is he dating her when he could get a lot better?
>>28470010
There is nothing MORE useful than social status. Everyone below you is basically your slave by choice.
>>28470718
Okay, i'm just not interested in making people my slaves. so i don't want social status. also, making people my slave by choice would be because i wanted more money, which as i stated doesn't interest me either
>>28469550
when will people realise that an average sized cock on a tiny boy will look huge
>>28466838
Anyone else find the developmental between boys and girls strange? Around those late middle school/early high school ages you've essentially got girls near the peak of their sexual attractiveness with fully developed secondary sexual characteristics hanging all over young boys who still look extremely boyish and undeveloped. Maybe it's just all those /ss/ doujins clouding my mind though.
>>28469425
Actually men put far less value on a woman's success and social status. For the most part they only care about sex appeal and not being a crazy bitch.
>>28467174
>v-v-virgin
Is this the only insult you roasties have?
>summer has arrived
>nothing but couples and friends having fun everywhere you look
How are you coping with even being outside?
>>28467064
Not sure what your point is, because men don't look for women to solve their money problems and most men, not just robots, don't give a fuck about the "social status" of a girl.
You can't just repeat what someone else said about women, make it about men and expect it's the same thing.
>>28472135
>r-r-roastie
I don't know, you tell me.
>>28468408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MKTm-49uI
JIGGY JAR JAR DOO
DUR DUR DUR DEE DURR
>>28466838
Is it girl or boy?
>>28473329
Its CORAL
>>28466838
>tfw I am twink boyfriend
feels good man
