>Can't swim (despite having tried to learn several times)
>Bad at handling laundry, don't know how to iron my clothes at all, can't fold laundry/use cloth dryers fast and efficiently
>Never learned how to hold a pen properly so I just went with any technique that was comfy for me
>Can't tie pretty much any knot other than the basic bunny ears one
>Practically zero knowledge in car maintenance
>Can't sew at all
>Can't peel most fruits fast and efficiently
>Can't sneeze through my nose, wasn't even aware this was possible
>Can't blow my nose properly, no matter which methods I use or how hard I blow, I always do a half-assed job at it and my nose pretty much never ends up being cleaned well
I can't even walk or stand normally because I'm so self conscious about it.
S-so where do you sneeze from?
What?
>can't tie a tie
>can't reverse park
>can't navigate around streets without gps
>don't know how to fold shirts properly
>>28466362
Ah yes, the dreaded virgin walk
>everything STEM related and analytical in general
>anything requiring the application of brute force or quick movements
>anything requiring heavy lifting
>anything requiring the use of fine motor skills
>fluid conversation, especially of the spontaneous kind
>split second reactions (such as in conversation)
>singing
>>28466901
From your mouth of course.
>>28466901
obviously his mouth
I can't make a bed properly. It's the most retarded thing. It just always looks like shit afterwards.
>>28466311
>>Never learned how to hold a pen properly so I just went with any technique that was comfy for me
>>Practically zero knowledge in car maintenance
>>Can't sew at all
>>Can't peel most fruits fast and efficiently
>>Can't sneeze through my nose, wasn't even aware this was possible
>>Can't blow my nose properly, no matter which methods I use or how hard I blow, I always do a half-assed job at it and my nose pretty much never ends up being cleaned well
These all apply to me, but have never particularly bothered me apart from not being able to blow my nose. I could probably learn to sew or maintain a car fairly easily if I wanted, but I don't. I'm also really shit at doing the washing up by hand - it always takes me forever. I'm fucking great at knots though.
>can't pick something up from a table without knocking everything else over.
>often do not see things that are right in front of my face.
>can't climb a ladder without getting dizzy one or two rungs up.
>can't concentrate on one task for more than a few minutes without daydreaming.
>>28467162
probably a brain tumour sorry anon boo
>>28467041
>>28467058
Isn't that called a cough?
>never learned to tie my shoes the normie way, I make two loops and put one under the other. Since I'm too lazy to tie my shoes I just make a super knot and force my feet in and out my shoes without untying them.
>tfw shaky hands because arms can't support their own weight
Socializing
>One of the reasons why humanity even got this far
>Everyone is hardwired to socialize
>Back in the day if you were a social outcast your chances of survival were slim to none
>Thousands of years of human evolution and I'm a friendless KV
McFuckin' kill me
I can't pick clothes to save my life. All of my clothes look autistic as fuck.
>don't know how to swim despite trying to join the Navy (got kicked out of boot camp a couple of days before graduating because of that, mostly)
>don't know how to hold a spoons or forks properly
>don't know how to speak up properly because my low self esteem forbids me to be noticed by more than four people at once
>don't know how to act when people talk to me
>can't spit properly
>>28466311
god damn i fucking knew i was sneezing wrong, thanks op
also cant peel fruits
>can't ride a bike
>can't whistle or snap fingers
>can't swim
>can't look people in the eyes
>>28466988
>Goes to store
>This looks gay, this looks retarded, I don't have anything to match this
>leaves store with only one batman tee
>never use it on public because everyone will know I'm a man child and a virgin
when I was a kiddo I used to hate clothes as gifts, now I'm thankful for them.
>>28467162
you have adhd. you're welcome
>>28466362
i had that problem too till i was 15 and discovered alcohol and weed a couple months later so i stopped thinking about it, still have neck issues from basement dwelling too much though
>>28467197
a cough clears your throat. A sneeze clears your nasal passages. You can still sneeze out of your mouth.
>>28467434
I stop thinking about it when I'm REALLY drunk. So drunk that I don't really remember it the next day, but it only lasts while I'm that drunk. Weed just makes it worse.
>>28467559
maybe lifting could help? my posture definitely got way better since then, still hanging too much in front of screens with hunchback tho
>>28467718
Possibly, I'm just too unmotivated and depressed to care at this point. Nor do I have any discipline to actually change things.
>>28467352
>>don't know how to hold a spoons or forks properly
How?
>can't do simple calculations
>>28468642
How do you expect a husky to like you if you can't even do math?
>>28468697
You're right, I should give up.
>>28467352
>>28466311
>Can't swim
Bullshit, you automatically float in water and then you move your arms and legs, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>28468892
Skinny people usually have it harder to float in water.
>>28468914
No they don't, fill your lungs with air and you will literally be unable to sink.
>I can't stand normally without trying to hide myself somehow.
>Can't talk to unknown people without stuttering or talking slurred
>Can't hold up a conversation if it isn't about a topic I find interesting.
>I don't know how to act when people talk to me randomly
>can't swim
>can't catch or throw a ball
>can read a non digital clock
>Looking for things I've lost
>Small talk
>Folding clothes
>Drawing/sketching/painting
>>28466311
Thank you, I now feel so much better about not having my driver's license yet.
>>28467130
>>28466311
If you blow your nose, there's gonna be shit left over you're going to have to manually clean up depending on the viscosity if your snot.
>>28466949
FUUUUACK YOUUUUUUUUU
