>when you're in your 20s and have never experienced anything exciting
Try harder then. Go a little crazy, anon. You have to for all most fun stuff.
>>28466317
I'm ugly AF so people are naturally put off by anything I do.
>>28466831
That anon is right, but not in the way you think. Every weekend I have off I like to dress up in a costume/ disguise (ninja uniform, mime, current fashions, like a nigger), go downtown, and assault the normalfags enjoying their lives with chili power eggs, stink bombs, and piss or paint filled water pistols. This also requires just getting out there and doing it but its a lot more realistic considering its a solo activity.
>>28466978
Not sure if OP wants to get arrested m8
>fucked a cute girl while we were both super high on ecstacy when I was a teen
>super intense and the best feeling I have ever felt and likely will ever feel, undescribable
>nothing in life brings me any enjoyment at all because I have done this
Not baiting like "hey, I've had sex lmao reply with ree normie!" I'm serious
>>28466978
That's fucking hilarious if actually true.
You should roll your poop into little balls and shoot them at normies with a slingshot, too.
Or go into a bar and just hurl a fucking bag of weaponized shit all over the place.
You must have some mad sprinting and athletic skills to have not been murdered by now.
>>28467232
The rush of escaping and being stealthy enough to not get caught is half of the fun. Its perfect for robots because the adrenaline will really make you feel alive and all the running and climbing will help you get a little more fit.
>>28467269
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEE
RE
REEEEE (Drummond)
>>28467299
Thanks for the awesome slingshot idea. I've been playing around with different ideas for a new projectile weapon and I hadnt even considered this yet. And yea, the near constant running/ climbing, then disguise changing has made me a lot more physically fit.
>>28467314
>and all the running and climbing will help you get a little more fit.
>>28466285
>tfw boss took everyone to costa rica for a company vacation
>tfw stayed in the hotel pretty much the whole time because I don't even want excitement in my life
>can't think of a single place in the world I actually could be fucked to visit, Id rather stay home
>>28467485
>Getting vacations to Costa Rica
Where the fuck do you work?
>>28467485
>id rather stay home
>except when im a normalfag and work everyday XD
>23 years old
>only just started uni
>not going to be done until I'm 30
Can't even properly start life until I'm in my 30's
At least I get unibux for the next 7 years
>>28467485
>tfw the world is hundreds of thousands of miles and youve spent the last 10 years of your life in the same 50 mile radius
>>28467505
Some startup tech company, Im a programmer
Boss wants to take us there again this year, I declined
Only a robot could stay in a nice hotel across from a beach and be totally miserable
Kill me
started to watch MLP out of desperation for something to do.
>>28467630
Its actually a pretty good antidepressant
Most people here would probably like it if it weren't for bronies
>>28467642
exactly, it's pretty solid and i feel addicted to it now.
>>28467642
If it weren't for bronies, would anyone even think to watch it? Might as well watch barney the dinosaur while you're at it.
>>28467529
>feelsstaleman.tiff
>>28467630
MLP is good, and some people around it too
>>28466978
please wear a gopro and post videos
>>28467529
I felt it again
>>28466285
Go rob a store, not even joking, it's not that hard either.
>>28467563
>Only a robot
I'd actually enjoy that. You are just a retard, that's all.
>>28467766
thank you very muchh.
>>28467811
That might be cool. Maybe I will do that
>>28466285
>tfw thinking about getting my static line skydiving certificate
>can do it an entire weekend and do 5 jumps for only 400euros
should I do it? I think if I make some pics I can have something interesting in my life that might get a girls attention
>>28467730
Hehe, oh you.
>>28468315
franklin is fun too.
i'm a frankalony.
>>28467522
What are Unibux?
>>28468258
>I can have something interesting in my life that might get a girls attention
>>28468748
yeah and maybe do it for myself
idk
i feel like ineed the rush for adrenaline as its the only thing that makes me feel happyness
like when i mountainbike and go on insane speeds
it is my happy place
of course sitting at home browsing 4chan is also fine, but i want that rush, i always fantasise about my happy place when im biking
like i imagine im with the girl i love and we all like me and everybody is happy like her family is also there and such
eventhough its not even real but idk how to explain
you know the good feeling you get when you do something at high speed or something, makes you feel happy or alive, idk
>>28468640
Money you get for free in some countries for going to uni feels good tbqh
>>28468315
Nice to see you're still alive Barneyfag.
