>my 11y/o cousin told me that I am Ugly
Like people say, truth comes out of the kids mouths.
Any anon has a story of being BTFO by a kid?
>>28465828
Some boys that were like 6 once shouted at me that i look like a looser and that i smoke like faggot (nice that 6 year olds know that)
Bitchslapped them in the face HARD. Only time i hit a kid, but i fucking enjoyed it. They sure learned their lesson.
>>28465940
Only a robot would be proud of beating up some kids
>>28465828
>16
>hanging out at friends place
>friend's little brother is there
>he tells him to hit anon
>it's a joke
>he fucking does it, full on slaps me right in the face
>everyone laughs
>i'm furious but can't do anything about it because kid is like 11 years old and not my brother, but someone elses
still mad about it to this day
>have autistic 5 year old niece
>"You're fat"
T-thanks I already know
3 year old told me i had ugly hair. He was right but he's still a fag. Really pissed me off because he said it in front of the whole family and they all smirked. I almost called him fat and told him he smelled like piss.
>Little cousin going around hugging everyone
>Aunts tell her to hug me
>Just looks apprehensively at me then buries her face in one of their legs
>Crazy spiritualist aunt making a big deal out of it like "SHE CAN SENSE HIS FEAR"
>>28466099
>Crazy spiritualist aunt making a big deal out of it like "SHE CAN SENSE HIS FEAR"
>>28465828
yesterday i was at the park having a picnic with my family
walked to the car to get something
this little girl stops in front of me and yells the question 'ARE YOU A GIRL????????'
i look at her and pause for a second, then say 'yeah'
then she screams 'YOURE NOT A GIRL' and runs to tell her mom
>>28465960
White-knighting little kids you have hit a new low m8
And go suck those kids dick you pedofagggot
>>28466436
Haha tranny btfo
This comment is totally original
>why are you so tiny
>are you really 18
>middle school girls are bigger than you, you should be ashamed of yourself (also heard this from girlsmy age or older too wtf)
>*picks me up and carries me against my will*
>all my cousins are too scared to interact with me
>>28465828
>went out on Halloween a few years back with the gf
>dressed as a Roman
>kid comes along in the street
>"You look like a gay Roman!"
>mfw
Kids have said this to me:
>you're handsome
>you don't look like you're above 18
>you're tall
>12 year old punk comes up to me
>"give me 100 dollars or i'll tell the cops you beat me up"
>punch the kid in the face
>run like hell
>leave
>group of tween girls at the mall
>start laughing at me for some reason
>give them the finger
>go on with my shopping
>security guard comes up to me
>"you need to leave, now"
>"you can't do that to a bunch of kids"
>get escorted
>be in 8th grade
>didnt go on the class trip to washington dc, so me and the others who didnt go stayed at school and messed around
>teachers make us help out the kindigarteners
>meet kid with the same name as me
>kid idolizes me
>talk to him, pretty cool that someone admires me
>later, talking to a classmate outside of the 3rd grade bathrooms
>kid comes up to me with a friend of his
>kicks me in the balls
>laughs and runs off
I'm not even suprised
>>28466885
Why anon are you really hostile
>kid says im ugly
>say "you're a little faggot and everyone you know probably thinks you're a faggot
he was so btfo that he left the room
>>28466906
>"You look like a gay Roman!"
kek
>>28465940
I hope Chad kicks your ass then fucks it
Even a degenerate like me know you don't fuck with kids
>>28466861
This is kinda cute
