ITT: Specific things ONLY YOU doI use 4chan zoomed in, which causes the captcha window to pop in a way that doesn't let me see what the required objective is. So I just randomly click on lakes and signs and shit until I get it. It takes me 2-3 minutes to do this usually.
I thank god when I get the street sign thing.
Use the legacy captcha, retard. I also use 4chan zoomed in
>>28463979
>Use the legacy captcha, retard
It's besides the point, it's a kind of a ritual that prevents me from shitposting too much and getting tangled in inane discussions.
>I also use 4chan zoomed in
But you don't do the captcha thing so find your own unique habit you free-rider.
In order to get a boner I slap my dick on my leg multiple times
>think of something embarrassing I've done
>always imagine stabbing myself in the neck with the closest thing that's sharp
>have to actually act out the motion or else the urge doesn't leave
>emotions are completely uncontrollable
>if I feel anything more than slightly I'll start getting tears in my eyes and feel like I'm going to explode
>doesn't matter what emotion I'm feeling, it'll happen
>if there's silence and I'm not distracted, I'll start talking in my head about how much I deserve to die
>this will go on for 45-60 minutes
>there is no pauses, it's just me insulting myself in every way applicable and telling myself that I need to die over and over again
I don't want to live anymore.
>Voluntarily sleep on the floor even when there's a bed nearby
I do a lot of other weird shit, but it's 4 AM and I don't feel like thinking.
When it rains and it's midnight I go out and find constructions sites to chill out in and climb around just to see new things. Sometimes I climb up really high and just sit there
I pause my anime when something really cool happens and look at my door, pretending a family member opened the door and is curious what I'm doing. I then explain them what's going on and they watch the episode with me.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I scream when Im alone/ whisper scream under my breath the phrases, "SUICIDE IS MY GOD AND DEATH IS MY MASTER" and "I WILL RAPE YOUR LEGACY"
>>28464626
Oh shit, this just reminded me of when I used to ditch in my sophomore year of high school just to explore the city and see new things. Good times. And it's even helped me now because I know where I am in the city now 90% of the time.I used to love ditching on rainy days as well.
take the pickle off my cheeseburger!! XD who else does this??
Sometimes I imagine which side of the chest I'd rather be stabbed in. Despite my heart being in the left hand side of my chest I think it'd feel better to be stabbed in the left side...
>someone talks to me
>eyes start uncontrollably watering
I've written my suicide letter and talked to a lawyer to have a written will. I'm just waiting for the right moment to actually do it.
>>28464758
BOAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Most of the times I'm at my friends' place or in a shop I'd pick a random item and turn it upside down. I find it amusing.
>KC
Better fuck off to the Kraut board.
>>28465446Sei doch nicht immer so mett Bernd
I use a flashlight when walking around the house at night including using the bathroom as the extractor fan is very loud.
