Just imagine dying a virgin
>>28461496
i am that feel faam
I'm living it so it's not too outlandish
wow what a terrible thought ..
haha ..
>>28461496
I don't have to.
Its my.reality. I'm a 32 year old kv male. Once my parents die, I'll go to the nearest park and hang myself. I've lost weight, bought new clothes, changed hairstyles, tried online dating. Sent 100's of messages not a single date. I'm just plain ugly and never learnt how to talk to girls when I was younger. Theres no hope for me. And prostitution is illegal in my country, so no going to risk that. To the younger robots, under 25. FUCKING DO SOMETHING TO ESCAPE THIS HELL BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE ME.
>>28461496
I'm not even going to bother. this world with it's stupid rules like dating and working and shit, it's not worth bothering. i don't want a "girlfirend" in the traditional sense of someone i go on formal fates with and court and maybe marry and then we both spend most of our time apart. i want a companion, someone whom i just spend time with and love and never part with. if that isn't possible, i'm certainly not settling for what the world wants from me. being a virgin doesn't bother me, it's the idea that i'll never be intimate with my soulmate
>>28461612
it certainly is hard with 32 kek
>>28461612
>Once my parents die, I'll go to the nearest park and hang myself
Don't say things like that, you're making me really sad. I'm only 22 so I can't act like I'm wiser than you but it hurts to hear somebody say this. You don't seem like a guy who deserves to die.
>>28461704
He's far from the only person on this board with that particular plan
>>28461704
I know it sounds sad and I feel for him too
but man, we're all going to fucking die.
Isn't that some shit? Think about it for 5 minutes.
Just think about it.
Holy moly.
>>28461720
this
my old man is the only one left, then I can fucking shoot myself in the head
>>28461704
you can say that because you're 22
as you get older, suicide is met less with anger and confusion, and more with resigned acceptance
the act of living wears us all down, and the older everyone around you gets, the more they understand the desire to take yourself out if you want to
>>28461726
Weird isn't it. I wonder if all of our posts will still be archived somewhere 100 years after everyone that browsed this site is dead. Crazy thought.
>>28461496
dying is the easy part
its the living that kills you
>>28461496
Do you even care about things like sex life anymore when you're old and see every day of survival without hospitalisation as an achievement?
Feels great man, knowing I will literally never have to worry about getting anyone pregnant if I never have sex. If you never want to have kids and are pro-life celibacy is the highest virtue.
>>28461496
guess i will experience it, no need to imagine
>>28461496
When my parents die, I plan on raping a stacey, on livestream for a certain /b/oard, so I don't die a virgin, and then I'll hang myself.
My friend died at 31 a literal wizard, rip in peace ;_;7
Really puts things into perspective
>>28461927
damn m8, heavy feels this morning
>>28461612
fuck off retard.
It's fcking easy to fuck a girl, just don't try for 10/10 that's all.
There's tons of website with addicted cocks sluts. And if you have nothing to lose then fly to amsterdam and fuck some 10/10 prostitute
>>28463871
>mfw a real life virgin posting here
does your dick hurt if you go outside?
>>28461927
sauce of that anime m8?
>>28464701
Your friend could have hired an escort. Fuck you and fuck him for being so useless.
>>28461496
It would be a bliss.
Living this life is a nightmare already.
Fuck the normies and their "b urself" garbage
>>28461612
I am 32 KV as well.
I'll be hanging on the tree in front of yours.
>>28461612
>killing yourself over not getting pussy
Learn not to need validation from women.
>imagine
Fuck off normie. I know I'm gonna die one.
Just take a trip to tailand or amsterdam and fuck a prostitute
but it wont be the same as fucking somone who ''wants to'' fuck you
>>28466019
>being this fucking retarded
can you normies not just fucking understand that it's not really about the sex? i can buy a wet warm hole off of amazon for $200. i could hire an escort or a hooker for a bit more.
that's not going to magically cure my suffering. the only thing that will do is remove the arbitrary, shameful label of "virgin" that society has slapped on me. but i'll still be the same inside. as i'm looking down into the abyss with my finger on the trigger, my last thought is probably not going to be "well at least i'm not a virgin XD"
the real pain comes from the fact that i will never be desired. the fact that my options for sex are literally paying for it. no girl will happily jump in my lap and ask ME for sex. or hold my hand as we walk through the woods, or stroke my hair and say "i love you" as i fall asleep.
no one will ever be that close to me. no one wants to be that close. i can't blame them.
You guys are so fucking sad, being a successful chad that isn't a dick to girls and get laid all the time is so much more fun.
Stop justifying your lack of social skills with mental health issues and grow the fuck up and start fixing your shit.
>>28466120
Why is that? You've decided you will die a virgin? You don't want a gf?
> not paying for sex
Poorfags and Burgers baka desu senpai
I'll probably marry some slut before letting that happen. Probably won't feel good.
>>28465778
Are you telling me that there is a surplus of female members and men join free?
Horny cheating wives in my area?
>>28465778
You don't lose your virginity if you fuck with condom.
You don't lose your virginity if the woman didn't feel attraction to you.
Stop spreading this fucking meme.
>>28466120
you have to blame them ! be fucking furious please i cant stand this level of self hatred, write a pamphlet or something - at least write your experiences down to help other future robots
become wizards fools
I'll probably die young, maybe in my 30s, either from suicide or from falling through the cracks and becoming homeless and freezing to death or something. So in all likelihood I will die a virgin.
My cousin was a 36 year old NEET virgin when he died. He was nice and used to invite me all the time to play games and watch movies. He used to complain about girls always ignoring him and never even hugging one. He had a Tinder account since ever but sadly no luck. He wasn't even fat. Just below average looking and always without money. He ended up having a heart attack and dying one night after I left after playing all day Diablo 3 when it was released. I really miss him and he died without never touching a girl, which was the thing he wanted the most.
>>28466854
he is in a better place with a pure loli that loves him
>>28466854
sad story m8.
>>28466879
I hope so. He was a cool dude.
>>28461496
I'm not a virgin but if I died one I know now it would literally be no different. Sticking your penis in a vagina changes nothing
>>28466019
It's not only about sex, moron. The whole "meme" is about getting a gf someone to care for and be loved, eveyone here knows you can just fuck some hooker.
>>28461704
Sounds like a plan, put me down for one parkicide.
>>28461612
>not gonna risk prostitution
>gonna commit suicide instead
No wonder girls don't like you, you're clearly fucking stupid
Actually your the dumbest robot I've seen post all day
>>28461612
I'm 45 and divorced, trust me it doesn't get any better
>>28467595
chad took your wife?
>>28466916
>Sticking your penis in a vagina changes nothing
then why do we whine about not being able to do it here 24/7/365?
>>28461496
>Just imagine dying
Would be nice senpai
>>28466120
You're the one responsible for your own happiness senpai. A magic pixie girl who fixes all your problems isn't going to come along and fix everything
Work on your other obvious issues
>>28461496
"Imagine"?
More like " prepare for".
>>28467872
Not him but a magic pixie girl came to my life to fix all my problems.
I still didn't fuck her cause erection problems, but I'll fuck her sooner or later and become a normie.
It DOES happen. Never lose hope, anons.
>>28467872
True, don't idealize women. They actually suck at solving problems and, most likely, you will be the one to either solve or coexist with her issues.
If you want a woman to follow you, that's fine, but show independence, that you can be happy by yourself and, if you have friends, with them.
>>28468025
And, above all, don't let her try to fix you, that's the first step for dominate your.
>>28467984
You're the except m8. Most robots will not be that lucky.
>>28468119
While this is true, it's more probable than you think.
Most normal girls find virgins disgusting, but there are a lot of girls who find a virgin hard to resist. They're more like succubus than fairies, but they're real, and while you can't count on that it'll happen, you can't deny there's a chance.
>all these normies ffs
>>28466120
Remember to say thanks to ur parents for these shitty genes, u ve got. Suffer or die m8, when is depends on u
>>28466154
DO U HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CAN I FIX MY SHITTY GENES? ITS EASY 2 PICK UP GIRLS WHEN U ARE HANDSOME CHAD WITH BIG DICK, ISNT IT?
