Would you kill a man for a million dollars?
Depends if he has protection or not
I can't just golgo 13 that shit if its Obama
>>28460361
It's John Everyman. 30 something. Stable job. $40k/ year salary. May or may not have a family. Has seen some good days, has seen some bad days. Just your average joe.
>>28460335
No prosecution? Sure.
Whatever, he wasn't going to be my friend anyway.
Yes, as long as there's no chance of getting caught and I get to choose the method or as long as it's a simple gun shot, execution or strangle with no fucked up shit like torture.
>>28460415
>>28460404
let's assume you might get caught, but it isn't likely.
>>28460392
Ok
Shave head, wear overalls, have plastic covering shoes and every other possible precaution to fuck forensics over.
Obviously you have watch john's habits if I had time then make my move or you could catfish him as a horny 14 year old and give him the dirtnap in a safe place
Anyone got any good books or links to hired assassins? I'd like to read about this stuff.
>>28460335
No, I value any other human life over my own
>>28460415
Optional $30k bonus if you torture him
>>28460335
I'd slaughter my family for 1 million dollars
Nah just kidding, I'd do it for free
>>28460429
Then no.
My life is shit enough, but at least I'm not in jail, I like the internet too much.
I'd do it for less
Just kidding fbi i would never kill anyone
>>28460335
if you gave me a gun i'd do it for free
>>28460436
Even an aids filled raping nigger?
>>28460535
I would only be able to kill someone if it was in some kind of defense, not for an incentive
>>28460551
But you'd save the lives of many cute white women
Would you kill a man for 1000 dollars?
>>28460583
i feel like some homeless robots would
I killed someone just to know how it feels like, so if I get money for it, it would be even better.
>>28460649
who'd you kill
>>28460627
Are all homeless people robots? They just didn't have family to provide the neccecities
>>28460649
So... How does it feel?
>>28460335
if he's a "bad man" i might, but probanly no.
Of course
What's with all the normalfags saying "no" to save face?
>>28460335
West coast fag here.
A million would barely buy me a decent house where I live.
For a BILLION though, I'd strangle someone with my buttcheeks while playing Funky Town on a kazoo.
>>28460335
I'd pay a million dollars to kill a man without consequenses.
>>28460335
I'd kill a million men for free
>>28461703
Id kill a million men for a million millions
>>28461712
i'd murder and rape every human alive without discrimination just for the chance to see their expression as i destroy and defile them
>>28460335
yes
I would do it for 10k
>>28460335
I'd do it for free and even throw in a little torture his way. :)
>>28461703
>>28461712
>>28461731
>>28461740
I just accidently cut myself with that edge of yours. Please, be more careful with it. Thank you.
>>28460335
Hi FBI, whatcha doin?
>>28460335
I'd kill 90 percent of the human population for free desu
>>28461893
Why only 90?
>>28460335
I'll do it for less.
>>28461763
I will torture you first.
>>28461943
Jokes on you, that's my fetish. If you dress like a girl, of course.
Yes as long as I'm guaranteed not to get caught.
I wouldnt and I dont think most people would either. If they did go through with it they would probably regret it for the rest of their lives.
>>28461912
The top 10 percentile in IQ and physical attractiveness I would spare, the rest parish.
>>28462001
What about yourself, fellow robot?
>>28461912
About 10% of the global population is white
If this is some CIA plot to recruit new sociopath assasins count me in.
>>28461986
Fucking this. People ITT are being edgy cunts. IRL they'd pussy out for sure.
>>28461763
i know we're just memeing and all, but if given the power, i would wipe out the human race in a heart beat. But killing them individually would be so much more fun.
Vague question. I would hang/shoot captured terrorists who killed American hostages if I was paid $1 million to be a one time executioner.
>>28462061
Stick with killing that party size bag of doritos
>>28462019
I'm doing just fine, thanks.
>>28462053
in middle school, there was this one kid that started trying to shove me into lockers. we were in the same PE class. so one day i waited for everyone else to leave the locker room, and when we were alone, i grabbed him by the neck and slammed his head into the ground until he passed out. i got suspended for a week, but because i played the victim to the principal i was able to avoid getting expelled.
Depending on who it was, yeah.
>>28460335
My friend asked me this question recently. I don't think I could do it. When you're a kid, it's nothing really. You don't overthink things. I've become more empathetic when it comes to someone's life because I don't believe in any afterlife or reincarnation bullshit, so I kind of want people to live their only life to the fullest. Maybe if I was like Death and I was taking the life of someone who was at that time already, yeah. But someone with aspirations and family? That's too much imo.
>>28462077
unlike you, i actually was /fit/ when i was younger. i don't work out anymore, but i've managed to stay bewtween 130 and 140 pounds.
>>28462110
Read this, underaged b8. >>28462124
>>28462124
Then again this could just be what I want myself to believe and with the money stacked in front of me, it'd get the best of me.
>>28462144
>everyone is the same person
sure thing you weak willed fuck
>>28462144
I'd be the guy to pussy out. The spaghetti spills out my pockets when I try to talk to women. How the fuck would I man up to kill someone? I'm too much of a wimp anyway. I'm 138 with very little muscle-weight.
>>28460649
Raskolnikov pls
>>28460335
Never.
kill those who answer otherwise however.
>>28462714
I'll kill you
the weak should fear the strong
>>28460335
for that price up to four of them but yeah I would take it for a single man
Probably not, honestly. I'd end up blowing the money pretty quick and then I'd keep the guilt forever. It'd be easy to act tough/edgy and say I wouldn't care, but I think I would. Actually killing a real-life human being.
I'd do it for 10 million, though.
>>28460335
depends if it's a decent guy or if i can just choose whoever
if i can choose whoever then yes. i'd choose some worthless faggot and spend a decent bit of the money donating to charities so i'll save at least one life to make up for taking one
