>be extremely antisocial in highschool
>virgin beta with no sense of style and aversion to sports
>extremely prone to depression, hate myself and my face/body
>instead of making friends spent my time running around my back yard with sticks and pretending to fight imaginary wars etc.
>senior year say "fuck it" and dress nice/act super weird as well as try to become more social
>do my own thing my first semester of college, get used to everything and make a few friends
>second semester rush a fraternity after meeting some brothers at a party I went to in the summer because fuck it
>do a lot of funny shit, people love me for it
>grow a lot as a person and stop hating myself
>still kind of awkward and beta
>initiate and have a circle of loyal brothers who like me
>suddenly women are interested in me
>3rd semester I started hanging in a trap house where a group of chill people just lounge around all day
>become friends with them and meet qt who seems really interested
>start working out and cycling Ligandrol, get big
>drop acid and eat shrooms somewhat often
>gain a better grip on the world
>take initiative to rid myself of awkwardness and never be a beta
>learn the finer details of socializing
>loose virginity after dating the qt for 2 weeks
I guess I'm a normie now. If I can do it then so can you. It's about putting yourself out there and learning from you inevitable spaghetti.
Am I still kind of autistic? Sure. But I've learned to capitalize on the good parts of my personality.
oh of course
why didnt i see before
you jus gotta b urself
>Trap house
Wew lad. I owned a trap house
Remember those people are not your friends they only care about the drugs. If you are one of them then have fun m8 but it sent me in a downward spiral for a while.
I'm doing better nowadays and am basically an introvert normie but the trap/frat house life is not for me.
post body so we can get an idea of what women are attracted to
>>28459266
No. You have to be a better/improved version of yourself.
>>28459270
I consider them really good acquaintances, and really the only drugs we do are weed and psychedelics. It's a lot of fun but I keep away from stuff like heroin and coke. I used to do coke a little but I've stopped.
>>28459335
>Be moderately fit and not obese
It's that easy you fucking idiot
>>28459339
>I consider them really good acquaintances
That's a good thing. I considered those people my good friends. They were the only people I had. It took me a couple years to figure myself out and realize they were peices of shit.
> really the only drugs we do are weed and psychedelics
It was like that for us too, I'm in my 20's now and in the brief contact I've had with my old friends I found out they've moved on to coke and one of them does H.
I still love psychs, though I limit myself to a couple times a year. It was a matter of truly finding myself I guess. Just warning you because I lived that shit and being depressed is not a good time.
>>28459335
I don't take pics (not that self absorbed) but basically this >>28459342
I have broad shoulders and canonball delts, and the best advice I can give you for aesthetics lifting is work your shoulders a lot and exercise your rotator cuffs often.
whoa
I never realized it was so easy
All you have to do is be funny and lovable!
>>28459479
Get lit at a club or something. It may seem like the hardest thing in the world, but doing ridiculous shit gets people to like you. Nobody knew who one of my pledge brothers was until he convinced a girl to spray him with a fire extinguisher while he sat in a desk chair.
>>28459509
>clubs
I'll stick to Open airs and warehouse raves my friend
>>28459342
Blow me dude, I bet you think you're hot shit huh.
I'd make you my bitch irl, no joke.
>>28459528
I used to be into raves and stuff but I got out of it, but if that's what you like, cool.
>>28459509
yeah sorry im not that retarded even when drunk
>>28459552
That's cool. I just find the atmosphere much more accepting and positive than a club.
Clubs in my experience are full of douchebags grinding on girls and people basically participating in a drinking contest
Raves have people of all shapes and colors having a good time doing whatever the hell they want.
Just my perspective desu desu
>>28459535
>He's flexing his 4chan muscles
lmao
>>28459577
Why not get that retarded? Why not act out of character?
You can go wild, and fuck everyone else and what they think. Do you think I would have gotten where I am now if I never drank and dressed in all black like I did in high school? Fuck no. Be that crazy motherfucker that has fun when he wants to.
We're going to turn to dust when our cells can't divide anymore and our sun will swallow our graves 5 billion years from now. Nothing matters, so why don't you live?
>>28459634
That's right bitchboy better keep talking smack while behind a screen, nerd
>>28459195
Lol i wonder how long it will be before you start hating yourself. Watch out. You don't sound like the person you really are.
>>28459731
You probably wouldn't fuck me good enough to make me your bitch (desu).
>>28459760
>he doesn't understand satire when he sees it
I was just tryna get nudez from op, cut me some slack.you couldn't handle 8.3 inchess anyway desu
>>28459757
You shouldn't try to make people unsure of themselves, that's part of the crab mentality of this board.
I doubt I'll start hating myself again (family is prone to chemical imbalances) but if I do, oh well? Life has it's ups and downs.
At the moment though, I'm having a great time despite the fact that I should be stressed about all the personal and family shit I'm dealing with.
>>28459823
>I actually just want to be made into someone's bitch boy
Sorry my fantasy clouded my reality senpai. But you wouldn't be able to force me into submission
>it's another "I stopped being a loser halfway through highschool, why don't you?"
fuck off and stop making threads for underb&
>>28459872
>But you wouldn't be able to force me into submission
Like I give a fuck, sissies are a-plenty when you have a large cock anon-kun
You're just abrainlesssissyfuckhole
>>28459195
I literally would rather continue to have poor social skills than that. I think you weren't a robot at all, just a low tier normie who finally grew up. Tell this story to reddit, I am sure they will give you the response you are looking for.
>>28459930
I have more of a brain than you would expect, anon
Just because I'm submissive doesn't mean I'm retarded
>>28459902
I still consider even senior year me to be a looser. You don't stop being a looser; you phase out of it and still, everyone has their moments. It's about how you deal with those moments and what you take away from them.
>>28459195
>If I can afford to join a frat and do drugs so can you
what is $
>>28459969
>implying all sissies aren't a slave to cock
holy shit dewd did you just fail at being a sissy?I kid, I kid, but surely any sissy worth her salt is a real cock connoisseur. It's like you have a hierarchy based on penis size.
>>28459946
Why not be social? God forbid you realize how much you're missing out on at 70 and regret everything. I'm trying to help people man, show the people who I have interacted with anonymously for so long that they don't have to live like this.
I know that something like this thread is what I would need at my lowest point.
>>28460008
I-I'm a he..and I'm not just a slave I swear...
>>28460003
I had $3000 at the start of college, I currently have $600 and am about to get a summer job full time. Figure it out.
>it's a smug anime chad and shy anime stacy derails a decent thread episode
>>28460052
No you're not, you're a little bitch. Don't kid yourself anon, I'm just being blunt with you.
What else can you do other than service real men like me, huh?
>>28460086
Servicing cocks is only a side thing. It's not my whole life.
>>28460122
God I bet you're just like those guys I meet off Grindr, complete cocksluts who just need to be broken in.I hope you have a castration fetish desu
>>28460195w-why would you castrate me?
>>28460255
Maybe we should just try a chastity first, you get the idea.
If you start getting too uppity I might have to full on chemically sterilise you.
I want you to mentally AND physically accept that your only calling in life is to be my little slut.well until I get bored of you and start whoring you out for money in a gloryhole
>>28460315
A glory hole sounds incredibly lewd..I don't know if I could do that
>>28460064
Probably the same person. Still, it's entertainment
>>28460387
*DROPPED*
you're one in a trillion, slut.
>>28460401
sure is senpai
>>28460424
>*DROPPED*
But...senpai...I just wanted to make you happy
