reminder that it's easy to get girls on Tinder as long as you're not an autist
>>28458743
shhh dont tell them, let them keep believing you need to be a 10/10 chad
I have gotten cute tinder girls in my bed but they all ghosted me
I tried Tinder for a few days, after the semester started.
Got 4 matches total - 3 bots, and one girl that I was really excited for and messaged, only to have her unmatch me within an hour.
Also, OP: What you mean is "it's easy to get girls on Tinder as long as you're attractive enough for them to want to do all the work."
>>28458743
>reminder that it's easy to get girls on Tinder as long as you're *a good looking Chad
Fixed that for you senpai
>>28458743
>as long as you're not an autist
Do you have any idea where you are?
>>28458795
you wanted it too bad. your learning, be proud of your scars. you are leveling up. you need more points in your "not giving a fuck" skill tree. you need to unlock the final tier to pussydom, completely not giving a fuck about getting laid or not.
in fact, you're getting so much pussy you don't even want to get laid, you'd rather get sleep to go to work tomorrow.
fake it til you make it works. when girls meet me they have no idea i didnt lose my virginity til i was 23. to them i was just born a sex machine and they imagine i have a vast sexual history.
good luck robot.
>having normiebook
>knowing enough people for dating apps
>still think they're robotic
>mfw
>>28459323
What makes a "robot" has become butchered so much over the past year alone now that it pretty much means you didn't get layed for 2 weeks and are feeling down
I get matches every once in a while, but they won't fucking talk to me.
It just proves that the majority of them just play for the thrill of seeing who matches with them, not to actually meet people.
>>28458743
>she messaged first
>"hurr just don't be autistic"
You're literally so much of a Chad that she took a leap of faith and messaged first so that you'd notice her.
That's a bot, I had a bot say those exact lines
Nice try OP
>>28459365
Yea, I know. It's saddening.
>>28459275
I didn't care about getting laid. The furthest I got was cuddling with one all night holding hands and kissing her on the way out. That's all I wanted really, for the second date. Sex would come later if we became exclusive, but I guess I was too beta because that was the last time I ever saw her.
Daily reminder that even if you get a girl on Tinder, she's just using you to meet her unique cocks per month quota. You're just another pony on the carousel.
Also condom sex feels like shit. Even real sex isn't that satisfying if it's over as soon as you nut once.
>>28458743
>get beers tomorrow
>May 9th
>Tomorrow is Tuesday
You cunts not work?
>>28459657
>Also condom sex feels like shit.
are you cut
>>28459772
No, but then again I sampled condom sex once or twice while drunk. Kept feeling the crinkles in the plastic and it didn't have the same flesh-against-flesh sensation. It was like jerking off with a weak grip
had a bot message me that exact thing a couple days ago. "handsum"
>>28459701
>having a normie 9-5 M-F job
I work in retail. I'm off tomorrow and Wednesday. But I close on Saturday and open on Sunday.
>>28458759
>girl messages first
>called handsome
Yeah, looks have nothing to do with it.
OP here. Child's play.
oregano posterino
xD
>>28458743
>>28460137
>>28460354
>getting at hambeasts
nice try shitlord
>>28460354
>>28460137
>being a faggot
Where the fuck is vagabond
I swiped 200+ girls and got no matches. How is it easy again?
>>28460829
I know. This sucks.
>>28460862
because women are vapid cunts who would have known..
>in february, start swiping as many people as i'm allowed to each day
>actually run out of people to swipe after a few weeks
>use location spoofer to boost the range to 500 miles
>ran out of people again a couple weeks ago
i got 8 matches. they were all bots
>>28460949
at least you were lucky enough to get bots
>>28460965
i guess. they all used the same exact message & fake email so it was more like one. only their profile image & name differed
>hey babe send an email to [email protected] for some naughty pic ;))
