D-do you think my farts are kawaii, anon-kun?
no. i wish youd do that in the bathroom, like a normal person.
>>28458696
>such a beta he goes to the bathroom to fart in his own house
>>28458748
>he's probably never smelled a girl's fart in his life
>>28458660
butt of course
>>28459648
W...what did it smell like?
Rate it 1-10 with 1 being awful and 10 being 10/10 would smell again.
>>28459721
It was one of my ex's, and it was heavenly.
Then again I have a strong fart fetish. Your results may vary.
>>28459836
Did she say anything after doing it?
Like "Oh, excuse me" or maybe "Deal with it"?
I just...I just want to know for purely academic reasons.
>>28459858
I asked her to after I was with her for a while. She thought it was funny and would mess around with the idea. Sometimes she'd tell me what she ate via text or let me know she was gassy.
At first she'd be like, "You really like this?" and ask me how I liked the smell. And I told her I found it really hot. It became a regular thing, she'd let me know if she had one brewing and tell me to get down while she blasted it in my face.
A lot of them smelled eggy but she also had more cabbage-smelling farts that would linger for a while. They really were nice.
>>28459943
I have a gf like this, but we both agreed she should stop blasting them in my face when the sharted in my face, enough to leak down her legs.
She still lets them rip under the covers and forces my face under the blanket. At this point I think she's more into it than I am.
>>28460044
Nice
and
>sharted in my face, enough to leak down her legs
I think I could deal with this after getting so used to facefarts after a while.
>this thread
get a new fucking fetish you disgusting mongrels
>>28460079
It had solid chunks of corn in it. Neither of us wanted to experience that again.
>>28460044
You should probably wife her desu
>>28460156
We pretty much are at this point, neither of us want the hassle and expense of marriage tho.
Fucking hell!I just want a girl to fart in my face
>>28460188
Why on earth would you want such a thing, anon?
How would it make you feel?
Would it make you feel...loved?
>>28459943
>facesitting is sort of mainstream now
>any fart stuff is all BRs or clips4sale shit
>>28460763
What is BRs?
