>looking for an apartment on craigslist
>find this
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?
>>28458519
That doesn't sound bad if you're a frat boy.
>>28458519
Yeah. It is terrible.
Try finding a place in SoCal that doesn't want a 420 friendly roommate. It's also irritating when a 40 year old male autist/oerv posts "female preferred"
>>28458519
This sounded pretty comfy until the last half.
>>28458519
>this fucking ad
Underrated thread famamlam
I guess it's too many words for /r9k/ to read. Perhaps you should add a smug anime face or hilarious "pepe"?
>fairly sociable
Welp, that rules me out
>feminist
Fuck you bitch, didn't wanna socialise with your gay ass anyway
Uh....
why is this allowed?
>>28458610
>It's also irritating when a 40 year old male autist/oerv posts "female preferred"
What's irritating about this? Some people just prefer living with females. I grew up with 5 sisters. I'd have no idea how to live with a male and I've never had friends so being around males just makes me uncomfortable.
https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/sha/5575373506.html
Would you be a live-in house slave for a free room in Manhattan?
>Feminist.
I think they're grills
>>28459276
And they're apparently getting fucked pretty hard.
>>28458934
Sounds more like a house sitter scenario but more likely some dude hoping to get paid in sex for the room
>>28458519
Id never want to live in there but it's pretty good as far as them laying out the actual terms of the room and bills and what's expected
>>28458871
>literally wants rent boys
>>28459372
>"feminist house"
>it's Jamal and Tyrone railing them so hard they scream and the bedhead bangs on the wall
>>28458519
>Yeungling
Where in PA?
Also, inlay that much for my own apartment without the shitty crowd.
There's so much to hate about Craigslist housing posts
>scammers. Kill yourselves.
>Searching the "private bathroom" listings: "you will share the bathroom with another tenant." Eat shit.
>five paragraphs in: "Females only." Fuck you, cunt.
>posts with no photographs or map marker. What the fuck are you doing? How did you make it this far in life?
>"No overnight guests, it's a house rule." Nobody else is getting laid in this house, so neither are you.
>"The room is available for two months, then we're renovating the house." Get fucked.
So shitty and yet it's still about the only way to find rooms in my city.
>>28459635
that's hot af 2bh
>>28459824
>Females only
How is that even legal?
can you have "whites only?"
Or "cissexuals only"?
or "Christians only"?
If not, then how can you have female only:?
>>28458519
>$550
>Rent with house mate
How much do studio apartments run your area.
>>28458519
People still use craigslist?
>>28458519
This sounded really nice, though normie as fuck, until the "feminist LGBQTBQGBQTAH friendly" shit.
Move in there and blast Sargon videos at max volume until they kick you out and like five weeks after they've kicked you out they'll finally find all the shits and cumrags you've cleverly hidden throughout that were smelling up the place
Go be a hero anon
>>28458549
>frat boy
>feminist
>>28458934
this says free room and board but also 600 a month
>>28460706
What a bizarre individual.
>>28460478
It's one of the few discriminators that is legal for rooms in a shared house. But I still report as prohibited the bitches that put that in the body of the post instead of the title, because fuck them for wasting my time.
>>28459750
>he thinks Yeungling is only in PA
Fucking stupid idiot retard moron dumbass mongrel
>>28460653
name a better way to find apartments
>>28458934
What's the catch?
original des
>>28459599
This. They were very explicit and clearly set the tone for what they were looking for. I can't complain.
>>28460553
About the same price. I think is specifically geared toward people who want to live with other people
>>28458519
>LGBTQ-friendly
Fucking dropped
Also what the fuck does the Q stand for and where did it come from?
>>28460664
>after they've kicked you out they'll finally find all the shits and cumrags you've cleverly hidden throughout that were smelling up the place
I've actually done something like this before... actually much worse to a landlord who wouldn't give me back my security deposit.
>>28461127
queer. not sure what it means after gay is already listed though
>>28460984
That's a lot of rage considering that most people I've ever talked to online associate Yeungling with PA. I will say it's nice paying the same price for it as I would for shit like Bud.
>>28458519
>Fairly sociable
Why? Why can't I just pay you my share of the rent every first day of the month and then fuck off? That's literally all I would ever want a roommate for, to help hoof the rent.
>>28461127
>>28461149
Allow me to explain:
L: Degenerate
G: Degenerate
B: Degenerate
T: Degenerate
Q: Degenerate
>>28460729
Has an extra room, wants a wife but doesn't care about the relationship part. It sounds pretty sweet, to be honest. I'm sure they'll fuck at some point too, and he can kick her out at any time.
>>28461127
>>28461149
>LGBTQ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer (and/or questioning) individuals/identities.
Questioning makes more sense. A retard that's trying to be super edgy and not fit into any category
>>28460729
How is it bizarre? It's implied they will be fucking. He wants her to do everything a wife does but without the long term commitment... or any type of commitment
>>28458871
I was hoping itd be a lovely milf
>>28461149
Queer is not being defined. For example, a "queer" individual may wish to be called "they" or "them".
>>28458806
We get it OP, your thread is good okay
>>28458519
>feminist
>we'll attach the headboard eventually
literally my only triggers. I'm the chillest roommate, and I don't mind people who like to party, but "Oh! Oh! AhAhAhhahaAH AHHHHHHH<3" is the only noise that'll consistently wake me up.
Even the feminist thing can slide, I can just refuse to talk about that shit. But loud sex is the worst possible thing a roommate can bring.inb4 hypocrite, I don't even fap when roomies are home
>>28458610
desu I don't smoke and get incredibly nauseous when I do, but when I was renting out my own place, I said I was "420 friendly". It's less "smoke with me" and more "I won't call the cops like a prudish cunt chump".
>>28458925
>>28458610
My first and ONLY apartment so far was a "females preferred" room.I just had to say I was gay and I was a shoe-in and got it immediately
>>28461530
how did you get a females preferred room by pretending to be a gay boy
>>28460918
>It's one of the few discriminators that is legal for rooms in a shared house.
What if you're trans?
>>28459276
>>28459372
>LGBQTY non negotiable
Fuck off with you're heteronormative bullshit
>>28461530
sauce for that pic? Artist? That is fucking adorable.
I could live with it apart from the feminist/LGBTQ shit.
I don't even have anything against those things but the fact they mentioned it means they'll be obnoxious as fuck about it
>>28458519
Typical woman, if she is such a feminist she should accept a smelly migrant as a roommate and see how nice it is
>>28461128
what did you do anon. tell us familiagia
>>28461555
I figured the obvious -- they say "females preferred" because they're scared of getting raped or having some ~~~CREEPER~~~ around.
Saying I'm gay is an elegant solution -- they don't have to be afraid of anything, because I don't want them anyway.
>>28460918
>>28461578
>>28460478
Such laws only apply to actual rentors, not tenants. Someone doing a sublet or looking for a roommate has no legal obligation to be inclusive -- only an actual owner of a property does.
And even then, in many places, it's legal to refuse a prospective tenant for any arbitrary reason, and usually, you don't even need to tell them why. You can just say "no" and they have no legal right to complain, because you don't actually owe them anything yet. It's only if they start renting and later turn out to be trans or have a dog or whatever that you can be like "This violates the lease and also my personal sense of decency!!"and depending on the nature of what you're complaining about, you may win as a rentor: you can totally evict a transperson if their trans-ness interferes with the apartment or their ability to pay you. It might be hard to prove, but it's theoretically possible.
>>28461635
What is this, /gif/?It's Kosian.His earlier stuff is better
>>28461555
>pretending
Did you not see the picture he posted?
>Drinking problems
>Specifying "LGBTQ" and not just "LGBT" if they have to specify it at all.
>Specifying a political ideology you must belong to and not just requesting someone who is able to respect others ideologies within reason.
>No consideration for peace and quiet and will not keep sex noise to a respectable minimum so as not to disturb other housemates.
>Frequent parties
>A cat described as a "terror".
>Insistence on "joining in" for games.
Fuck that house, it sounds like hell.
I'm fucking glad I lucked out on share accommodation where the only time housemates talk to each other is if they accidentally end up in the kitchen at the same time because everyone just stays in their room.I just wish those paki scum would move out already because they refuse to clean up their mess in their kitchen and I fucking hate pakis.
>>28461692
Sorry senpai just had to know, thank you! Followed on FA
>>28461127
Q is for Queer.
It used to be the catch-all for LGBT people, but in recent times, it got a bad reputation for just being the attention whorey types who insist they're just TOO FUCKING SPECIAL to fit under L, G, or B. It also used to include the trans, but they too sorta splintered into "I'm a man/I'm a woman on the inside even though I was born the opposite" vs "I'M A SPECIAL FUCKING SNOWFLAKE DEMISEXUAL AND ALSO MY PRONOUN IS XYR" and so "queer" became its own thing in the past 10-15 years.
basically, enough queers got disgusted enough with the word "queer" from actually terrible faggots using it to describe themselves that the average gay/lesbian does not want to call themselves "queer" anymore lest they be associated with genuine amphetamine-snorting cop-fighting degenerates
tl;dr f tl;dr's: "queer" is the mesh shirt wearing raver shitters who will pick fights with you over tumblr drama you never knew existed
>>28461744
>I'm fucking glad I lucked out on share accommodation where the only time housemates talk to each other is if they accidentally end up in the kitchen at the same time because everyone just stays in their room.
i have a roommate like that and hes shit because not only is he a socially awkward dweeb buthe has loud sex and literally all he does when he's home is bring home some random floozy and have really loud sex. also I'm pretty sure he's an environmentalist sjw
it's much better to have someone you can play vidya with and share time at the laundromat together with and shit
>>28461705
lol
>>28458519
Because normals live soulless lives and want to emulate what they see on tv and in romantic comedies
>>28461770
>not pixiv
P L E BHe's japanese so actually try pixiv, it might be better
>>28458871
there's tons of these ads, but also tons of desperate gaybois who know a good paycheck when they see itI considered it once but got a government job instead. these rentboy people do not have very good offers anyway
>>28461669
>feminism means you're not racist
r u dumb
if anything, it means she can only tolerate the company of fellow white women
>>28461856
Oh, good advice. It didn't come up on the search so I didn't think. Thanks!
