femanons of /r9k/, when will you own up to your responsibilities and act as a practice gf for a fellow robot? You're fat and/or ugly anyways so you should just give up your dream of catching a Chad and instead take the humanitarian approach and help a fellow robot.
>virgin until I'm 21
>make a practice gf for the first time. She's not too bad, a 5/10 but she's a virgin and can have good conversations so I can bare with it
>end up fucking her, date her for 1 month exactly and then break up
>confidence skyrockets
>within half a year I was fucking girls at clubs
> within a year I had a qt 8/10 Korean fuck buddy
>23 now and have a 9/10 Japanese gf that was a virgin when we met. Will probably wife her.
If you just swallow your pride and become a practice gf you can save a robot and turn him into a Chad.
No thanks, I'd rather be alone than be anyone's practice anything.
>>28458012
No I found a real bf who is going to marry me and give me 4 babies. I love him and he's a way better person than you. You're shit.
Your gfs will cheat on you and cuck you, enjoy it while it lasts.
>>28458034
Why? Wouldn't you want to feel happiness and loved for a short while at least? Afterwards when you are inevitably dumped you can take joy in seeing the Chad you helped create spread his wings.
>>28458074
You can't even begin to understand how alpha I am now, my gf would never dream of cheating on me.
>>28458034
lol ok have a nice life you fucking cunt. no man is ever going to take care of you
>>28458145
>no man is ever going to take care of you
Assuming that was true, that wouldn't change by being your temporary cum sponge so yeah, fuck you small dick virgin.
>thought I was current bf's practice/rebound fuck
>it's been five years
>his parents consider me part of the family
>Christmas at his nona's with my own embroidered stocking
What the fuck is going on?
This is a very elaborate ruse.
>>28458034
What about non-practice cuddle buddy?
>>28458175
cute underrated post
>>28458012
Stop making threads about succubi, please. It only reinforces the idea that they have a place on this board.
>>28458012
I don't understand the comic. Why pianos?
>>28458325
You have to be 18 to post on 4Chan you know.
>>28458343
It's ok if you don't know either. I'm sure someone will be along to explain it to us.
>>28458012
I would feel like shit if I got a virgin gf and didn't save mine. Also my parents always tried to have me get a practice gf, but I'd rather not be a fucking asshole.
>>28458366
lmao at this kiddo
>>28458366
http://www.mariowiki.com/Mad_Piano
I wasn't allowed to play videogames as a child, but a lot of people on the internet say this was a difficult level of a Mario videogame.
Hi penisbots of r9k, I'm a 4/10 interested in being a practice gf and having a practice bf. I don't care if you don't love me, I just need any kind of interaction with a male creature. any type of socialization will do at this point. I have no standards and I prefer obese/balding men, but no NEETs please because I am not a NEET. Its okay if you are but it's not preferred. Please post your email so I can contact you.
You're pretty qt to be honest family. With makeup and nice clothes you could be a 7/10 easy. What's your ethnicity?
>>28458597
>tfw dykebot
>tfw no cockeyed latina gf
;_;
>>28458377
Time is of the essence. If you hit mid 20s and are still a virgin the odds of you finding a virgin gf are practically 0 m8.
>>28458012
>Asking a women to sallow her pride
>implying she will sallow anything but cock or cum
Good luck with that OP. They have to much pride being a complete moron to do that.
>>28458652
thank you. I am Hispanic, raised in USA
>>28458664
lol, my poorly trimmed eyebrows is what makes me look cockeyed
>>28458101
>You can't even begin to understand how alpha I am now
>alpha
>posts on /r9k/
Sure thing, buddy.
i always date the ugly guys around town. honestly they're a lot easier to be with than the more popular guys, the only problem is they fall in love soooo fast & get too attached early on & i have to get rid of them
i take a lot of virginities lol
>>28458878
what would you rate yourself? how ugly are the guys and how do you find them?
>>28458012
THAT PIANO... I'd forgotten about that.Had to keep the game in the freezer for a few nights afterwards.
>>28458101
This post...i don't even...
>>28458822
This is actually my first time back on /r9k/ in about 3 years. I mostly post on /pol/ and /mu/ now.
>>28458597
[email protected]
>not a NEET
>but not balding/obese either
>>28458878
I hope this is bait
I hate girls like you
slut
>>28458878
>Women having pride
>fucks with men for lulz
>is a complete whore
>turbo slut
>is happy about it
>take pride in being the biggest piece of shit on the planet
I hope for your sake laws do not change something might happen to you...(praying really hard my time will come)
Am I allowed to have more than one practice bf at a time? It's not like its a real relationship anyways and I'm going to dump them eventually so its not really cheating is it?
>>28458597
what part of the US?
>>28459099
Yes...yes it is. Just admit you just want dick not love that's fine as long as you admit your a slut with no self respect.
>>28458597
[email protected]
>non NEXT
>non balding
>I sweat alot
I had an ugly practice bf. I ended up worse than before
>>28458012
What happened to the 5/10 girl?
>>28459614
She hated me, got depressed as fuck, tried to have sex with a local bartender and then moved.
I don't want a practice anything. I just want a girl who I can hold and shower with affection.
