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REAL ROBOT THREAD

Only post here if you are 100% robot:

> kissless virgin
> NEET
> friendless
> obese

Again, real robots only. Normies get out REEEEEEEE
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the most important thing for me is that you know you're doing it wrong but you dont know where to start to begin fixing it
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Real robots are too poor to afford enough food to get obese.
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>>28457399
>31 this year
>290 pound manlet
>0 friends
>virgin
>live with my grandmother
>work at a laundromat for 10 dollars/hr

Honestly pretty happy at this point. Kind of accepted my fate unlike in my 20's when I longed for a better life.
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>>28457399
Overweight but not obese. Have a lot of muscle and a lot of fat. Senior in high school (18) but no plans in life. kissless virgin, no friends.
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>>28457399
Wow, wild ferrets are much cuter
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>>28457399
Kissless virgi, no friends, and obese, but I have a job and a car but I think it balances out because I'm homeless and living out of a motel
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>>28457399
>> kissless virgin
23 and KHHV. anyone that isn't needs to leave this board
>> NEET
since september and before that I've only worked jobs for 6-9 months at a time
>> friendless
I have 1 real life friend but I see him maybe once a month
>> obese
330lbs
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>>28457399
>obese
I couldn't get fat if I tried. It's not my fault.
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>21
>KHHV, willingly permavirgin
>skinnyfat, bordering overweight
I'm almost all fat. I don't weight much, but every part if my body is soft. I have no muscle.
>friendless, but had a few friends (never more than at a time) when I was younger.
My delusional parents made me go to college. I'm basically a NEET because I secretely stay home every day. It's my first year and I'll drop out soon. Fortunately, college is very cheap where I live.
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>>28457399
>28
>KV
>no friends

BUT

>have a shit job
>155 pounds, 6ft, exercise regularly/autistically.

Feels good. Was swimming for like 45 min and did 2 lengths in the time it took two high school soccer playing normies to swim 1 length on their first lap. I was still faster than them after swimming continuously for 1hr 15 min.

Sadly, having a lean physique and being into doesn't help much in the making friends and getting some department.
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>>28457399
>obese
does /eatingdisorder/ count for anything?
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>>28457399
Can I come in if I'm all of these things but under weight instead of obese?
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