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At least you aren't this autistic. >be me >beta
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At least you aren't this autistic.

>be me
>beta as fuck
>somehow get girl to invite me over to chill
>literally believe that's all we're doing
>watch movies for a while, cuddling
>all of sudden she gets naked
>oshit.mp3
>"come cuddle in bed anon"
>o fuck o fuck
>"y-yeah ok.."
>cuddling for a bit and then "when are you going to fuck me?"
>didn't bring condoms cause I didn't think I'd get this far
>"n-ca, I-I can't"
>"Well we could just have oral"
>y-yeah... Could..."
>...
>...
>silence for ten minutes
>"You should leave"
>"ok"
>mfw

General autism thread.
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>be me
Why do people type this shit at the beginning of their stories? Who else would you be?
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>>28457247
Could be Nietzsche, back from the dead. He is known to browse this board.
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>>28457247
Because that's how they always start?
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You should have set about finding a Natural Born Cuddler.
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>>28457280
Why the fuck would he browse /r9k/? Everyone here is the embodiment of Nietzsche's last man. He would be disgusted by our existence.
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>>28457974
And that is? I've never heard of one.
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