"""""""Robot9001""""""
>Board shaped by social outcasts for the sole purpose of confiding within each other or, at the very least, giving advice for one another.
>Every fucking thread is full of fucking normies
"Oh I've had 5 gfs"
"Oh that feel when I didn't get to fuck stacey, but got some other bitch instead"
"Oh I wish I didn't go to that party I was invited"
>Threads with tripfags and women often reach the bump limit while threads that actually try to get a decent conversation going ends up falling flat within 5minutes.
Branded as the board full of women hating, Chad and Stacey despising lads
>most are actually fucking failed normies that can still get pussy
Can someone please explain how things became this way?
This place isn't the nogf conversing, feels talkathon it used to be.
Now, it's almost like this board should be dedicated to cyborgs, not robots.
Welcome to anything that gets popular, it turns to shit
>>28456885
even the robots of this boards are managing to get gfs, you're the one that's not evolving over time
>>28456885
sorry i hurt you friend
>>28456934
Robots never evolve nigga
If they could evolve, then they wouldn't be called robots at all.
Fake ass robots like you need to leave
>REEEE I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED OF MY FAILURES AND NEED A PERMANENT HUGBOX WHERE EVERYONE IS JUST AS MUCH OF A LOSER AS I AM REEEE
>>28457014
No shit, that is the purpose of this board. Atleast it use to be.....
Someone post the fucking image with the nerds playing cards, who then get joined by a bunch of stacies who are then joined by chad and then they leave because fucking normies invaded their card game.
>>28457014
I'm not saying anything about hugboxes, I'm saying that this place literally turned into a breeding ground for the people that its people hated.
normies come here to feel better about themselves and steal our memes
>>28457051
this one? theres another out there somewhere but i cant remember it
>>28456885
self depracating humor.
>robot posts >tfw no gf
>another robot sees opportunity for a joke, pretends to be a normalfag >tfw gf haha virgins :^)
>hilarity ensues, but also feels
>normalfag comes and does the same thing
>he gets his hilarity but confuses amusement from characterizing normalfags with amusement from laughing at non normals
and here we are
>>28457051
I remember that shit
The nerds were playing video games, then one of them decided to invite a chad over because the chad liked the game.
Then that chad invited stacies, ending the fun the nerds had.
It's literally what's happening right now with this board.
>>28457000
that's it, anon. this is the end of the line, just end yourself.
even robot can evolve, what you said it's just a stupid excuse for you to not kys
Just go to wizchan. Less shitposting, more depression. Not only that, if the normies invade that place too they'll probably get straight-up banned.
>>28457206
Robots don't need to evolve because they're already at the peak of human evolution
Get the fuck out you android trannie
>>28457241
>peak of human evolution
>will be extinct within this generation cuz can't reproduce
>>28456885
what do you want? a real failure-at-life thread?
here, I'll start one now.
>robot fell posters make best board on 4chan
>normies hear about "slow /b/" and shit it up with /soc/ and /lgbt/ shite
I'm a hermit neet and I rarely go on r9k anymore. There are plenty of other forums and boards that haven't been infiltrated.
Sadly, I cannot name them as there are normies in this thread.
I keep telling you guys, let's just leave and go to a different chan, but nobody ever wants to, it's almost like you guys secretly like all this normie shit
>>28457267
the conclusion of something marks a peak.
>>28457357
see
>>28457321
desu im done with the internet, i want to make a safe space irl now
>>28456885
It was always shit. Don't be an actual autist and expect it to literally echo forever without expecting dissonance, that causes evolution.
>>28456885
>Board shaped by social outcasts for the sole purpose of confiding within each other or, at the very least, giving advice for one another.
Are you an idiot? This board was made for original content. That's it. It literally says in the sticky that /r9k/ has no topic. You can make /r9k/ great again by being original, posting interesting content and not fighting over who belongs here.
>>28457591
but fighting over who belongs here is original
>>28457706
Maybe it was at one point but it certainly isn't anymore.
>>28457784
remember when people didnt do blox blox blox desu shm senpai 2bh tbo sm h s mh famalam?
protip: it was before normalshits like you came here
>>28457014
Thats the best part about this board
>>28457842
Protip: it's been done since robot9000
>>28456885
Agreed.
We need to make /r9k/ great again with more feels threads and normies getting btfo.
>>28456885
Eternal September. Never grow too attached to a place or especially a website.
>>28457014
But thats the whole point of the board. If you believe you are not a loser then why are YOU coming here?
Why do normies and sluts have such a hard time admitting they are hypocrites? Youre like a jew who goes on storm front and complains she isnt welcome.
Retard spotted.
>>28456885
>normie population slowly builds up passively
>shootings happen and /r9k/ shitpost about how the shooters posted here
>/r9k/ gets influx of normies
>/r9k/ tries to stop normies with memes for some fucking reason
>muh poo poo pee pee brings in so many normies that it can't be stopped
>/r9k/ becomes mainstream effectively becoming /soc/ 2.0
>>28457014
>ROOO IM SO CONCEDED AND UP MYSELF ILL COME ONTO ABOARD I KNOW ILL FIND OFFENSIVE AND HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH BUT STAY AND CLAIM EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG.
>>28457842
I've been on 4chan since 2007, that's before /r9k/ existed for you teenagers. /r9k/ had a gentlemanly board culture for awhile, too many people came over from /b/ I suppose as they got older and /r9k/ slowly just turned into /b/ lite with an anti-normie twist.
>>28458005
I came here when it still had the robotic pedo bear as the emblem. Every second thread was 'yfw no gf' and it was all about hating women, MRA topics, depression and loneliness and sharing thoughts and opinions with one another.
The place now is overrun by cancerous cunts.
I tried to start daily female gore threads but I didnt have the time to post them everyday. I even started a rape thread where I argued why rape on women should be legal and it got shot down after 4 replies, all from normies and females calling me a pig.
If you guys want anything to change you need to get off your asses and start making this place toxic for outsiders.
>>28458111
you can start by ignoring the shit threads and paying attention to mine.
I just checked the catalog and Jesus Christ, can we please plan a move to a different site or something?
>>28458135
this is true, i like this option
>>28458195
no because people like this anon >>28457321 are greedy
I'll repeat this once more as I did the other day; 7CHAN, 7 C H A N
It's the perfect place for us to go, it's Secluded, devoid of mods, and too slow for the normies to wanna stay
Besides its the closest to a normie-free 4chan that we're gonna get
>>28457014
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS BOARD WAS MADE?
>>28457014
That's literally the purpose of the board holy fuck.
It's like complaining about an alcoholics seminar and yelling
>"AHAHA WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU JUST STOP DRINKING, NOBODY ELSE HAS THIS PROBLEM BUT YOU LOSERS
>>28458255
Heading over there right now, where do we meet up?
desustorage.org/qa/thread/497136/
>>28458346
/grim/, /selfhelp/, /random/, take your pick anon
>>28456885
I agree OP. I'm tired of chads and "femanons" shitting up this board. Claiming to be either of these things should be a bannable offense.
>>28456885
/r9k/ was not made for you. You came and made it your own. You have no right to any of it. No right to a social group. If you're such a social outcast then leave your fucking social group.
Really you are all mostly normal, deluding yourself into self-pity so you don't have to take responsibility for your life. Because your life isn't bad. At all. You're actually probably in the top-tier of lives in the world, certainly in history.
So shut the fuck up.
>>28458449
wow, so edgy, i hope you feel proud of claiming this peruvian knitting circle as your kingdom
>>28458466
m8 that's literally what you fucking autistic faggots have done. /r9k/ has been around before you, and I was there. It was nothing special then, sure, but the only defining feature of this board is the robot itself. As in that thing that makes you add shit to the end of your comment. I am edgy though. Thanks dog.
>>28458523
i LIKED the self loathing. i LIKE driving people away. it's been a part of SITE culture since the very fucking beginning, when anime was the only topic. YOU have no right to tell me what this board is for
>>28458583
And you have no right to tell me what it's for. That's what I'm saying bud. Post what you want, but don't complain when what you like isn't the most popular. Especially when what you like is to be an outcast. Kind of asking for it, really.
You are the one that is complaining about a culture shift. I'm okay with it, because 4chan is an entirely fluid, uncontrolled beast, and people who seek to censor and tame it to their own personal preference would ruin it. People like you. It's not your hug box. It's a place for whatever the fuck anyone wants, as long as it's in the board rules.
>>28458687
but not only is it my right to complain, i can do it originally. so you have no right to complain.
Is anything worse than reformers?
Maybe you should take this as a sign to get a life OP.
>>28458687
>and people who seek to censor and tame it to their own personal preference would ruin it
Fuck no, Jesus Christ. Look at /b/. Even that board has threads constantly being pruned. /r9k/ is proof that the same exact thread can be posted with minor differences every day and continually get several hundred replies, with virtually no variation between the threads' replies. This is true even on much slower boards. You do not want anarchy. Anarchy is superior BBC and fap roulettes and trap worship. Even if you just filter the cancer (the correct approach) it can seriously retard the influx of anybody with half a brain and lead to a board being full of children and half wits.
>>28458752
Oh really? If I don't then who's going to stop me? If nobody will stop me, It is my right. Besides, I ain't complaining. I'm fine with things just like they are. I'm in my element, baby. A world of shit. You are the one with the stick up your ass.
>>28458797
So what you're saying is you want to change 4chan. You don't really understand what 4chan is, then. 4chan is a fucking shit hole. It is gay and retarded. It is a place for worthless maggots. That is it's only purpose, and that is it's beauty. If you want quality, go to reddit or tumblr or some censored controlled shit. Don't come her and act like you can be the policeman of the site.
Besides, why would any company not censor you pitiful faggots? You're annoying, you put off any advertisers or more users. You want 4chan to be censored, you're the first pimple on this fucking ass of a site to be popped.
I'M GOING TO POST THIS THREAD EVERYDAY, MARK MY WORDS.
IT'S TIME TO OPEN OUR EYES AND BRING BACK /r9k/
Or we could just bring back the topic of creating /wiz/
![Rk9anonwithrobothand[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iRo4wiU.jpg "Rk9anonwithrobothand[1].jpg")
>>28456885
You people are the normies, kindly fuck off our board. Gentlemen only.
>>28458915
you know what avatarfaggot fuck off fucking killing off his whole squad. just fuck outta here
>>28458797
This, over time with popularity this board will just get more like current /b/ because it's topicless too.
The old days of the r9k gentleman were well and good. People getting enthusiastic about creating OC about any topic they desired was awesome. Then the greentext feel threads started resonating with robots and robots stuck around. As the board got more popular it clearly shifted from the interesting and unique culture we found by accident. And what is it becoming? Shitposts. Yeah, pretty much /b/ and /soc/ lite. So if we want to wake up in the morning and see this lonely little tavern of feels we're going to have to fight back.
>>28458915
If the janitors ever crack down your /soc/ tier threads are going down desu. Boards are sectioned for a reason.
>>28458923
Good work anon.
>>28458986
Animal Mother is a fucking legendary hero for all men to emulate. You take those words and put them back in your fucking cheeto-stained mouth. Or I'll insult you on the internet!
>>28459031
/soc/ shit would probably be promoted, if anything. Try and make the site look a bit more normal, instead of where school shooters go to talk with their peers.
>>28458915
>You don't really understand what 4chan is, then
Apparently you don't. 4chan has mods who delete things that are against the rules or that they personally dislike. It does not matter if I want 4chan to be censored, 4chan is censored.
However, /r9k/ pretty much is not. This board is unmoderated. Even then, it's not like every part of 4chan has to be full of chaos worshiping retards. If you convince them to do that you're no different of somebody convincing people to bump greentext threads. You're also introducing affectation.
>>28458923
Your thread will not change anything. Tell people to bump good threads and ignore cancer, getting people mad about the bait in the catalog does not make it go away.
>>28459056
yea why dont you just fucking try it cockhead
>>28456885
this board was great before 2011 before you feelfags and frogfags showed up. anti normie culture took over and now all you see are shitty forced memes and pictures of frogs. there's no variety and you idiots have yourselves to blame for pushing everyone that isn't a pathetic, self loathing piece of shit off of the board. you ruined /r9k/. normies were welcome here before you showed up
>>28456885
>Board shaped by social outcasts for the sole purpose of frogposting, rejecting advice from fellow anons, spewing insults and memes at them, cultivating an echo chamber of wallowing in self pity guarded by the accusing anyone who thinks differently as a normie. Not only that but hating these people for no substantial reason other than muh feels. This coupled with excuses that have been polished over time by posting the same thing OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
>>28459083
O-Oh yeah?
Well...You're an attractive and intelligent person, and I'm stupid trash in comparison!
t-take that!
>>28459079
That's why I said if it goes by board rules. But the board rules are broad rules, generally. Especially on /r9k/. I'm not saying we can't have categories, but I am sayign /r9k/'s category is pretty much anarchy, or close to it. But yeah you're pretty much right on that.
I'm out of good animal mother pictures so
>AnimalMother.jpg
You losers seriously need lives. This thread is some sad ass shit.
Hiroshima is awful open about making new boards. Why not ask him for a new one to contain normies?
if you haven't been here since 2008 you're the newfag and have no right to complain. if you think this board was created for social outcasts you're part of the problem
>>28459183
We are talking about the future of r9k normieshit. We are sick of you losers shitting up everything you touch. LEAVE
>>28459218
>calling normies the losers
kek
>>28459218
Yeah like I said, get lives.
A KINGDOM DIVIDED CANNOT STAND LADS.
>>28459231
>>28459237
who has less of a life, the person who posts loser shit or the person who calls the former a loser
>>28459256
trial by fire sonny
>>28458923
It's fucking done. We aren't a part of the consumption machine as leeches and we will be driven out.
>>28459209
This guy gets it. There's a lot of us from ye olden days who loved the genuinely great discussion.
Anyone else remember that anon who spun a story of a future? Said he came back in a time machine, couldn't stay as it was expensive
>Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck leading a crusade and losing a civil war
>Said civil war caused religion to be effectively stamped out
>Autofarms producing food with no work needed to sustain society
>Everyone has shares from birth in these farms to ensure access to food
>Various genetic experiments to make humans live elsewhere, Martian people, gold people, luna people
>He has getting married to a luna woman or something
>>28459262
the person who posts loser shit
>>28459262
I meant it to be helpful.
Obsessing over some internet forum isn't healthy.
You should seriously try to get lives.
>>28459304
It's worse than that. It's obessing that the internet forum isn't pathetic enough.
>>28459329
forcing this board to be pathetic was a subconscious tactic to keep normals like you out. your evaluation of the community you feel strongly about is of very shallow quality
/a/'s had pretty good success with keeping them out desu senpai
>>28459355
I don't think you understand, we are the original people here. You pathetic scum, wastes of human flesh and bone have been shitting up this board for years. I'll be here every day, we'll take this board back bit by bit. Maybe just maybe we'll return to an era where we have some decent conversation instead of whining constantly.
>wah wah wah
Its what you sound like.
>>28457106
Yes, it is, but it's pretty much what happens to ANYTHING that a small group starts. At first they are happy that their "thing" is taking off a little bit, and that mostly-cool people are participating, but eventually, enough outsiders come in that they run out the cool people.
Note that this happens in RL with neighborhoods, too--a ghetto area is taken over first by the cool, artist-y community because it's cheap, and they don't care that it's the ghetto; they make it nicer and cool and fun stores and shops come in, cooler people with a little more money finally move in because it's not a scary ghetto anymore, more cool shops and restaurants come in, prices start rising and it gets written about as an "undiscovered secret" (what an oxymoron!) and next thing you know, some offsite developer is buying the whole block to tear it down and build trendy condos twice as expensive as any of the original folks who "rescued" the neighborhood could ever afford in their whole lives.
It's how the world works, robots, take it from an older one of you.
>>28459419
it's you faggots who do the whining though. wahh normies wahh why dont i have a gf wahh mommy found my piss jug. someone mentions having a gf and you lose your shit
>>28459355
Nope. Pretty sure most of you are legitimately pathetic.
>>28457307
>>robot fell posters
I agree with your post, but what are "robot fell posters"? (Not a grammarfag, I honestly can't understand)
>>28459457
Just say gentrification. It's not some foreign concept.
>>28459419
i think you've misread my post
>>28459419
>it's the "redditors pretend they're oldfags" episode
>>28457591
This
Remember retail feels?
>>28459483
But that's the same concept here.
>>28459486
Sorry my anger at these shitty whining people is clouding my judgement.
>>28459493
Nigger please. I was on here when it was in the gentlemen era. Best time I've ever had on 4chan, absolutely 100%. The gentlemen gap image getting made and shared around was pretty fun. Back then we used to make a distinction between r9k and the rest of 4chan. This was well before /pol/ and all the custom boards mind you, 4chan was a lot smaller but not necessarily better. r9k was the only board where you could have a proper discussion on things.
Really gets on my tits the way that it slowly turned from general discussion of all things to just the whinefest that followed. The sad part is the whining stuck and its been similar ever since. Its so bad that this board is known across the internet as that place where the social reject losers hang out to whine and cry. Damn it the point was for the social reject losers to actually talk about things, not qq all day every day.
As usual its a case of nostalgia goggles in spades but gentlemen era r9k truly was the best time on this whole fucking site for me.
>>28459288
I'm also this guy^
Do you people even remember that guy telling that story? It was fucking epic.
does anyone remember the guy that lived in maine, who worked at a gas station and would feed the seagulls the shitty gas station food and make a thread daily? those were comfy times. these days all you see are shitty tendies threads, no gf threads and normies reeee
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/R9gay
read it and weep, feelfags
/r9k/ (also known as /rk9/, "Robot 9000", "arcanine", /r9gay/, and /relationships9000/) is one of the final boards added to 4chan on February 19th, 2008. It is 4chan's official board for relationship advice (or rather lack of relationship) discussing childhood memories and hooking up with fellow r9friends. Its current iteration serves as the official wizard board, complete with endless tfw no gf, normie and womanhate threads.
you don't belong here, and you never did.
>>28459560
Yes I get it. You could just say gentrification though instead of explaining what gentrification is. Not everyone here is slow.
>>28456885
>"""""""Robot9001""""""
>>Board shaped by social outcasts for the sole purpose of confiding within each other or, at the very least, giving advice for one another.
wow, and what a suprise, even if you took away all the "HUUURRR NORMIES" bullshit this board is still ass, nobody confides in eachother on here, this board is the perfect example of the bucket of crabs - there is no advice, there is no solidarity or camaraderie - normies didn't ruin this board, it was already ruined by you "GIRLS DONT LIKE ME SO I WANNA KILL MYSELF" faggots, being a social outcast and a loser is a completely different form of being than acting like some thirsty red-pilled faggot
there's literally groups of children running away from the blasts of incoming missiles and mortar strikes in war zones and people born with no fucking sight or hearing and half you fuckers are on here crying about normie privilege like some faggot from tumblr
>>28459711
/r9k/ was brought back after deletion to serve as a containment board for the feelfags spewing blogshit throughout the rest of 4chan. 2011 to 2014 this board was full of feels and greentext stories related to feels. There were times when a third of the catalog were pictures of Wojak. Feelfags definitely belonged here then.
>>28459755
I agree with you that this place is currently devoid of solidarity, but I believe that wasn't always the case.
>>28459755
This board is to actually unlucky people born with a shit life as Tumblr's "body acceptance" movement is to people who actually have real issues with their bodies and self image.
>>28459755
>le there's always someone who has it worse xD meme
>>28459991
Great counter argument, a hearty shitpost and an anime girl picture always proves your stance is better
>>28459636
RIP seagullbro.
He did a steamgift thread and gave a lot of stuff away before he left.
Such a great guy.
>>28459991
You shouldn't be happy there are people that are happier than you! Normieshit logic reversed
>>28459991
if you have internet access or a house to live in you CANNOT be a robot
>>28459991
>le i'm going to kill myself because somebody has had sex and i haven't xD meme
>>28460073
Your post is the unsuccessful and not thought-out rebuttal to an accurate statement. Please strive to have better ideas in the future.
>>28460244
>>28459991high content and original shit coming your way robot
B-beta uprising w-when
>>28460244
shitposts bring shitposts
>>28457014
There's literally the whole internet catering to you and you choose to pick the one place that is made for other people. Why do you hate difference so much? Are you some kind of racist?
>>28458466
Why come to a place you hate? Please just tell me that?
I've been on r9k/4chan since 2006. This has never been a haven for autists not even in implication. I can't wait for the board to finally start returning to how things were before the gangbang of whining, this place was actually interesting at some point.
>>28461564
Post 2011 content up until the later half of 2014 cemented /r9k/ as the void of outcasts.
I guess the pendulum is simply swinging to the image before feels
I'm a normie and I enjoy to talk to some of you robots here. I like to visit birthday threads the most because they're mostly ignored and there I can talk with the lonely birthday bro.
The world isn't that lonely as you think it is.
>>28461685
Fuck off normie
We're not here to feed your fucking ego
>>28461701
.___. I'm not hungry for ego. I just like to talk with people and their stories. Now tell me why you hate normies so much and why are you a robot?
>>28461685
>The world isn't that lonely as you think it is.
the world couldn't be any more lonely, you realize that right? you're born alone and you die alone, no matter what others tell for you or do for you only can make your own choices, you're alone in your thoughts and your conscious, it isn't even a depressing statement, it's just reasonable to understand everybody is technically alone
>>28461728
also please don't use emojis you giant faggot
>>28457014
well no fucking shit! that's why this board was made, you fucking normie scum
how'd you like me to spam your moms facebook with gore and porn?
>NO PLS DON'T SHOW HER THOSE OFFENSIVE IMAGES THAT'S NOT NICE FACEBOOK IS FOR NICE PEOPLE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT
seriously though, it happened in only a couple weeks, the board went from robots to normies that weren't at the top of the normie food chain
>>28461728
Because fuck off to reddit
>>28461750
Ye, dunno what took over me to post it. Maybe because I got annoyed by >>28461701 and I know emojis annoy the living shit of everyone on this site.
Birth and death are your own thing but the things in between don't have to be so lonely. The world is such a wast space full of stuff, people, animals... You don't even need that much people to feel less lonely. As cliche as it sounds one friend is enoguh, maybe a pet too.
Let's say that birth is the entrance door to a room full of people, and there's an exit door (death) that everybody is waiting to go in but there's a huge line. So instead of just waiting in a corner why not chat with other people?
>>28461799
I've never even been to Reddit besides r4chan recently because there's some stuff to catch up to when I don't have time to hang here on r9k, pol and b. Reddit is cancer even for us normies.
>>28461834
>I've never even been to Reddit besides r4chan recently because there's some stuff to catch up to when I don't have time to hang here on r9k, pol and b.
Holy shit, how little self awareness do you have?
>>28461866
Obviously very little. Or it's not just caring about douche bots like yourself.
>>28461789
>That's why this board was made
Objectively wrong since day one.
>>28460060
I have one but not the other can I still be one?
>>28456885
i used to be a complete robot. permavirgin overweight creep
then i manned the fuck up and after spending time and effort on myself i can pull qt3.14s fairly easily
but i will always come to /r9k/ because i completely get this board and i appreciate empathising with and giving advice to robots
any other questions?
>>28459481
meant to type feel instead of fell
