>tfw can't stop saying "you know?" and "uh" every other fucking word
>tfw mumble and slur my words so I have to repeat myself multiple times to get a point across
>tfw my S's make a "shh" sound and I come off as retarded
>tfw I get so concerned about all of the above that I can't concentrate on what I'm saying and just wind up rambling incoherently while praying a stray bolt of lighting would come down and just end my suffering
my voice is deep but I'm autistic and under 6ft so it doesn't even matter
>>28456253
MY VOICE STILL CRACKS AND IM 19 RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHEN WILL MY SUFFERING END
At least you can work on bettering yourself.
>be me
>teenage kid in private highschool
>good grades, on the debate team, voted in as valedictorian, solid 8/10 gf
>one night house is on fire
>smoke from fire fucks up my throat and lungs
>need to have a surgery
>they just cut a hole in my throat that I have to press on to speak
>every time I do I get a harsh raspy old woman voice
>this is permanent
>gf who spent every day of highschool telling me she loves me dumps me
>taken off the debate team because it becomes impossible to understand me at times
>someone else has to read my valedictorian speech that i wrote at graduation
>all my friends that I would spend hours talking to and debating with slowly distance themselves from me
>impossible to get a job
>every new person I meet thinks I'm a coked out homeless kid
>>28456253
My voice just doesn't doesn't sound good and it doesn't fit my body. I can't really place why it sucks, it just does.
>have to talk to boss
>just stand in the room and stare at her for 30 seconds
>start talking
>uh guh da um you wanted to see me?
I talk funny, period. Like I have something stuck in my throat, I've heard Cho had the same thing. Like the inability to enunciate. It's a plague. Some people assume I'm mentally challenged because of it, not to mention women are repulsed by it. Hell, quite a few times women have been clearly interested until I open my mouth. Soon as I say something their face turns straight to disgust.
It's one of those things I can't change, barring speech therapy. I'm not sure how much it would help, some people vehemently deny that I need it and others are immediately on board. I'm not sure what to think 2bh. The silver lining is some people find it endearing, I dare say it isn't as bad as I'm making it sound.
>tfw hearing your own voice in a recording
just surgically extract my vocal cords already
>be me
>18
>voice usually never cracks anymore
>talking to girl I like
>voice cracks
god damn.
>>28456577
There's literally nothing wrong with this. Even grown men still have their voice crack on them occasionally.
>>28456382
damn dude. I'm so sorry.
me myself though, I have a speech impediment or some shit. every time i end a sentence or phrase, I extend it for like 5 fucking minutes. I can't control it and I don't notice it. I recorded myself speaking once and it was so hard to listen to me extend on words. I fucking hate it
> be me
> 6'3''
> nice body
> nice face
> big dick
> girls start talking to me out of nowhere
> be stutter...
> sometimes I think even 5 year old kids speak better than me
> people think I'm weird
> lonely
> getting older
> still a virgin
Fuck my life, such wasted potential...
>sound fine hearing myself talk
>sound retarded when I hear recording of my voice have thought it since grade 4
>huge vocabulary in head
>that word you can't ever get out
it's a shitton of words desu senpai
>constantly say 'y'know what i mean?'
>not even black
>can't stop
>dealing with a customer one time, young qtpi 8/10 walks up to my counter to buy groceries
>alcohol comes through conveyor belt
>without asking, she shows me ID
>"no worries! obviously don't need to see your ID"
>fuck, i just essentially said this 20 year old lady looks old as fuck
>realize my mistake
>"not that i'm saying you're old or anything, y'know what i'm saying?"
>complete silence from qtpi for rest of checkout
fuck why do i even open my dumb mouth
>>28457427
Get it out right now, my man.
>Tfw curse a lot
I'm not even a combat veteran god dammit.
>>28457484
there's nothing to describe right now tho
>decent at making speeches
>can't enunciate properly in 1-on-1 scenarios
why
>>28457479
It wasn't your fault. That cunt made it awkward. People take everything too seriously.
get a job in a call center
it's a low stakes way to learn control of your voice and how to talk to people casually.
>>28457573
we was having a good chat before that, sometimes i wish i was diagnosed with assburgers so i had an excuse for this shit
thx for kind words though
>Anon could you explain the answer for question 3....come on big voice so everyone can hear you
>>28457946
>can you repeat that anon? the class can't hear you
>can you move the paper out of your face anon?
>tfw have a mental disability that makes me pronounce "about" as "a-boat" or "aboouuuuut"
>everybody in my country has the same retarded speech impediment
>>28456382
Lmao faggot nice lifetime movie synopisis
>>28458035
>tfw have this rare visual impairment that leads to me hallucinating a fucking leaf on what is supposed to be a tasteful national flag
