>be 26 still living with parents
>dad's watching basketball
>"hey anon, can you believe this superstar is only 19!"
>>28453194
>22 year old neet
>dad starts talking about guy on the block who's weird and probably has autism or some kind of mental disorder
>"he's probably a burden to his siblings"
>"he does nothing. What kind of life is that?"
>in dad's car heading to grandma's house
>he starts listing dozens of random people he saw throughout his day committing offensive acts and describing how he would murder them
>force self to laugh
>>28453797
Where do you live? I hope he's not talking about me.
>be me
>dad is mad at me and takes out his belt to whip me
>I'm 29 years old
Oh god please kill me
>>28453797
>>28453866
This right here represents the neet me mentality at its core. Paranoia, low self esteem, self destructive thoughts. But even if you know the problem, you can't find a solution.
you guys just suck at banter, that's all
theire fathers did same thing and they couldnt stand up so they make same shit to you so they could heal that internal wounds at least.
>>28453926
But what if that anon really does live around the corner and I'm some kind of local laughing stock.
>>28453918
>implying you cant simply catch the belt taking it away from him whos gonna be an old fuck
>>28453926
>Paranoia, low self esteem, self destructive thoughts
what's the solution to all this?
>married two years ago
>moved out for good finally for a third time
>age 27
>job I was working at laid everyone off
>shitposting online and watching anime since october
she has got fat and is annoying but i'm lucky af (for the moment) to be living like I have when I was living at home lmao
>dad randomly says that zuckerberg guy made facebook in his garage!
>"at your age i was hanging out with friends"
>"your whole life all you have done is sit on your computer and lock yourself in your room"
>only go outside of room for food and to shit
>parents try to talk to me
>run back into room before the conversation continues
>young people who excel at life
this hurts anon
>>28453980
the life of a hermit
>>28453966
You'd have better odds of winning the lotto
>>28453980
Faking it, I guess. I go to work every day. I socialize on breaks. I do good work. But every night I feel I've fucked up, like they judge me or think I'm weird. It's even worse when I go out on fridays. I drink with them and then worry if I made a fool of myself. My fears and anxiety just fester until I see them again and they act like nothing is different. I realize it's all in my head. Eventually, if you spend enough time with them you realize they aren't judging you, ever. That's how I made my few good friends. The ones I don't question anymore.
>arguing for second amendment at dinner table
>things are light hearted enough
>dad quietly states that his father and brother blew their minds out with legally purchased firearms
>conversation ends there
>eat in silence
>>28454180
If someone can pull the trigger their suffering as surpassed the benefits of living.
>>28454276
He was ten when he lost his dad, leaving grandma a widowed mother of three in fucking 1950, if I yammered "at least he wasn't suffering anymore ;3" like some kind of fucking jackass dad would have beaten me within an inch of my life and I would have deserved it.
>>28454337
Probably I wouldn't say it either but that's the truth.
>>28454426
This.
The best part about the second amendment is that it makes it easy to straight-up opt out of life when it gets too bad,.
>>28454465
I think euthanasia should probably be its own right, and be provided by medical professionals for any terminal illness, or after attempts to cure clinical depression fail.
>>28453918
>your father doesn't see you as an adult
>Mom says I have to get a job or else I'll be kicked out
The good times are coming to an end. I'm basically a giant child and have no way of taking care of myself without my parent's help.
>tfw I am literally a net loss to humanity
>Mom starts telling me how my younger sister is getting married
>Ask me if I'm seeing anybody
Idk what she expects. She's a girl, I'm a guy. It's much easier for her to meet someone.
>>28454138
>Wealthy enough to have a room
>Parents instead of just one parent who barely tolerates you
Fucking normalfags
>>28454180
>walking with friend around campus
>see some people at a table with "support capitalism" on it
>friend laughs and says "are they trying to incite people?"
>mention I agree with them and that he shouldn't knee jerk hate capitalism because his punk music tells him to
>he just laughs at me
>while I remember that he supports anarchy and therefore some form of capitalism but doesnt realize it
>>28454624
Just convince her that if you live on the streets you'll rape/kill random women. Worked for me.
>>28454706
She'd laugh in my face if I told her that. They know I'm a total beta pussy.
>>28453918
You're a young man at his prime, you can easily overpower him.
>>28453918
You could probably take him at this point anon. He's probably old as fuck and you're young.
>>28454727
Just have more violent outbursts
>>28454675
>He doesn't know about anarcho-communism
>>28453194
>be 26 still living with parents
>dad's watching gymnastics
>"hey anon, can you believe these girls are only 12!"
>>28454937
Well you're right, he doesn't even go into that little amount of detail.
Just that things would work better if there were no governments, somehow
>>28453194
>21 year old male virgin
>Mom says she had a dream about me having a boyfriend
>"lol now why would I dream that?"
>be 27
>football athlete from my school made it into professional football
>mom keeps asking if i knew him or not
>dad died when i was young from cancer
>allegedly told mom that his death would make me stronger
>grow up to be socially awkward neet with no friends
t-thanks for the strength daddy
>>28454945
>Father died unexpectedly
>Check out his computer, find a lot of videos
>He was a BIG fan of gymnastics with young girls
>25 living with my mom
>no story, but I'm sick of this shit
>>28455031
>your mom ships you with dudes
have you seen her browsing tumblr?
>older brother is soon settling down with a gf
>tell my mom i'm sad because i've been single for two years
>"you're too young to be worrying about that"
>mfw i'm almost 22
mysinglemom in general is avoidant whenever i talk about how i feel
>>28455240
>i'm sad because i've been single for two years
Kill yourself normie
>>28455096
Is that jinx from teen titans
>>28455096
>11 years old
>forced to spend hours at grandma's
>poking around in cellar, trying to find something to masturbate to
>find dead uncle's penthouse
>regularly masturbate to it for the next five years until dad discovers it in cabinet I hid it in and throws it out
>>28453194
>be 21 living with parents
>say hi to my dad and chat about movies, television, books and politics for a bit before we both go sit on our asses in front of the computer
If he wasn't 61 he'd be a robot for sure.
>>28454180
people kill themselves with all kinds of things, i don't see how it really matters
>Be 23
>Listening to Buddy Holly
>Remember he was 22 when he died
>>28455387
It's convenient to be able to kill yourself or someone else with a pull of trigger. I would've probably killed myself by now if I had a gun. Slitting your wrists or poisoning yourself are both painful and scary. Even if you decide to do it, you may get discouraged after you start the procedure. It's really hard to muster up the courage required to kill yourself, and very easy to get discouraged.
>>28455568
>Normies would rather let someone's mental illness quietly fester than give them the avenue out
>Normies literally upset because someone else's problem inconvenienced them
How selfish are normalfags, really?
>>28455688
nice memeing, but come on now
>>28455811
>Come on now
Why? The normie argument boils down to a pointless counterfactual
>well if he dun hav gun then he no kill himself
yeah, and maybe if he didn't have a mental illness he wouldn't have killed himself either. Maybe he wouldn't have killed himself if he didn't contract a horrible illness, live through a failure on a personal level, lose a loved one, experience schizophrenia etc etc
Note how the complaint is not medicinal. They aren't upset someone was depressed. They don't say "Maybe if we had better mental health!" They're just concerned about someone making their day a little harder. Interesting how a normie will use the accusation of selfishness while at the same time only be interested in themselves.
>be 22 year old kv
>mum asks if I've "Met any cute girls"
I do mum, meeting them isn't the problem, not being repulsive is :(
>be 21
>mom comes out and asks if I'm gay
.....
>be 23
>parents keep joking about my situation
>friendless
>jobless
>fat as fuck
>whole neighborhood knows i'm a neet
>it's been 6 years since i dropped out
>"hey how about dad takes you do work with him?"
>"what you have no clothes? then go outside naked"
>"find a girlfriend on the computer to support you"
one of these days i might kill them both
>22 years old
>show some NEET tendencies
>parents are happy because they also prefer to be shut-ins despite being successful
>in theory they like me
>sister's a hypersocial cunt who's successful at everything she does
>they love her and lowkey detest me because they see too much of themselves in me
t-thanks folks. maybe in another universe you didn't have another kid and liked me.
>>28455274
I remember masterbating to that card so much as a child. DMG had nothing on her.
>alright, she's destroyed
>ok
>put it in the discard pile then
>I'm just going to keep it here, pretend she's not there
>ok anon...
>spend all game staring at those breasts
>>28458189
All the mothers at my church would ask mine if I was gay.
>>28453194
Iktf
Watched Kobes last game, check Wikipedia & realized he's only 4 years older than me
>>28453194
35 yo reporting. It only gets worse.
>Sports stars are younger than me now
>New musicians are my age
>mfw I've made attempts but have trouble finding any wide success
That's the worst part. I've tried but it's just not happening for me.
>>28454143
>24 y/o, never had a gf, permavirgin
>15 y/o nephew visits and is asking me for advice on girls. He is dating his very first girlfriend.
>Make up some generic advice and hope he buys it.
Jesus...now I think of all the wasted years...
