Girl here. How do I seduce an angry, virginal robot?
>>28452295
Just be like "hey, do you want to be my boyfriend?" Fucking retard.
>>28452295
how the fuck should I know? If a grill approached me, I wouldn't think she's interested on me, or if she shows interest I would think she's making fun of me
>>28452295
present him your vagina
>>28452295
Do you wear boots or converse? Girl
>>28452295
seduce one fast before they all kill themselves
It'll be easy, pay attention to them and give all the affection you have to give.
Be nice and show him literally any attention. Tell him "This is not a prank, I think you're a nice person and I'd like to spend more time with you."
>angry
Very hard to do anon. They're extremely hostile from the get go and you have to be super friendly to begin with.
>Virgin
Like any other guy but put in less effort.
>combined
Little effort yet very friendly.
Yeah it's pretty much impossible. Hence they're robots.
>>28452407
I'd be pretty sure this is a trap, if a girl would approach me out of the blue. You have to gain trust first, I believe.
>>28452438
Are you serious? Most people are incredibly see through when they're lying. People often think they're the shit when they do but it's so pathetic. People are often pretty easy to manipulate.
Maybe I'm not like people and assuming you're the same isn't that viable..
>>28452295
Persistence and consistency. We're used to people losing interest so it'll take a while to gain trust
>>28452476
I'm a bit paranoid, I admit.
>>28452295
The fact that you'd want to get on the good side of an angry, virginal robot to begin with makes you suspicious as all fuck. You'd fool nobody; the ones who'd go along with it know but don't care.
>>28452545
What if you just want to fuck him and have no motive other than that?
>>28452569
Why fuck him as opposed to virtually anyone else? You're either horribly cruel or horribly masochistic.
>>28452295
leave /r9k/
1: the only people willing to respond here are beta orbiters or bored subnormies, not true robots
2: you wouldn't want a true robot anyway, you'd change your mind
why would you wanna do that
there's a reason people like us don't have friends or love. we're unlikeable boring depressing people and, like some sort of radioactive material, prolonged exposure to our presence will make your life measurably worse.
>>28452569
He simply wouldn't believe it.
>>28452587
This.
>>28452569
Sounds like you should go to >>>/soc/
It's clear you're only here to harm some robot by having loose sex.
>>28452587
Maybe he's semi-attractive. Is it that cruel?
>>28452719
1. Semi-attractive tells me you're not talking about a robot.
2. Even if your intentions are pure, this is the last place you should go for seduction advice. Either try /soc/ or /adv/.
>>28452719
Having sex with someone who is emotionally vulnerable and lonely, and having zero interest in being a relationship with them, is cruel.
>>28452719
attractive people, even if semi-attractive, aren't robots
>this logic didn't appear in the "anon is 23 and is getting romantic attention from a 16 year old"-thread
Why is giving a young vulnerable girl sex ok as opposed to giving a lonely bot some? The bot has at least had time to develop. It's his and his environments fault, not simply an impossibility due to age.
>>28452295
Just give them attention you cunt.
Then meet up and get him to touch you. Stuff his hand down your fucking shirt. It's easy. EASY.
Hold him down and ride his face until orgasm.
>>28452295
How old are you ?
How old is he?
Also what's your race
This is all very relevant
