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How the fuck do you people pay for escorts?
It's you, someone who's so undesirable that they need to pay someone a bunch of money for sex, meeting someone who's so desirable that people pay them a bunch of money to have sex with them.
That just sounds like a really uncomfortable situation.
Escorts are for ultra chads
>>28452055
Not really?
I've only had one shitty escort experience, the rest were all lovely, kind girls and super easy to talk to.
>>28452118
Well of course they are. The complete opposite of you. Even if she makes you feel relaxed you gotta have in the back of your mind how completely superior she is as a human being.
>>28452180
>Even if she makes you feel relaxed you gotta have in the back of your mind how completely superior she is as a human being.
I literally don't.
>>28452180
And you remember you're going to put your penis in her vagoo
>>28452207
With a condom though.
How to know if you're actually meeting an undercover cop?
I want to bang an escort, but this shit makes me think I'm gonna get arrested. Also, chances of getting an STD?
>>28452446
Poor amerifriends.
>>28452055
Don't use Backpage. A buddy of mine got arrested in a sting operation trying to rent a whore off that site.
>>28452446
>How to know if you're actually meeting an undercover cop?
only happens on tv shows lol
>>28452487
see
>>28452504
>>28452487
What do use then?
>>28452055
Have any of you used backpage before?
I am afraid of getting cop baited.
Also, since most of these whores are younger or are my age I fear that they will call me pathetic to my face instead of after I leave.
If you pay for an hour do you fuck for an hour or until you blow?
>>28452446
Just make sure whoever you hire does outcalls. No cop is going to go through the effort of driving to your house.
As for STD'S, who know? Do you live in an area with a lot of black chicks? Just gotta go with your instincts honestly. Also wear a condom obviously
>>28452055
If you go with higher class girls (i.e. not from backpage) they usually do a very convincing job of enjoying it. And some of them actually do, as long as you're not a complete troll and they aren't being forced into this work by a pimp.
>>28452487
>literally your friend was retarded
>implying renting an escort is illegal
All you have to do is look at her advert, and it should say, something along the lines that you are paying for her company only, and that if you both feel like it you'll have sex. They cannot arrest you unless they're crooked cops.Of course all cops are assholes that bend the law, hell, even make the law to allow them to fuck with whomever they do not like ie athiests because Murikan christfags everywhere.That's why only the rich with their good lawyers rent escorts, because money is basically the law.
>>28452589
Backpage is crawling with law enforcement. Use TER or Eros and go with girls who have at least three recent positive reviews.
I don't think i could do it. I'd feel so worthless in her presence.
>>28452801
>implying pimps where not invented to protect the whores
>>28452589
>>28452839
Forgot to say Canada.
I don't understand how all these faggots want weed to be free and available to all but they still insist on denying my right to purchase pussy. It is fucking 2016.
>>28452871
>Protect
Yeah, from other pimps and gangs. It's an extortion racket. Truly independent escorts will often hire someone to be on standby for protection, but she is actually employing him; not the other way around.
>>28452589
Look for chicks that have multiple posts, and check their names and numbers to see if they have reviews or anything else. I've read cops will only post once if they're doing a sting.
And the girl won't call you pathetic unless you want her to. But yeah you're paying for an hour, not to cum. Escorts are a crap shoot though, some will have some leeway others will only watch the clock while you're fucking them.
>>28452952
>feminist/contemporary-christian propaganda
Go suck Hades dick faggot.
>>28452589
No whore would call you pathetic. She wants your money, remember? Would you ever imagine a car dealer calling you a beta faggot while trying to sell you a car? You have to think of it in similar terms.
>>28453200
She'd be thinking it though.
>>28452082
This. They're so excess with money, that normal women just don't meet their fancy anymore. Only a professional escort who charges $500/hour minimum is worth their time. Fucking ultras
Nearly 20 and thinking I should just get it over with and give it a go. But honestly just can't get over the awkwardness of it all. Maybe when I visit Germany I'd consider going to a brothel instead... probably not though.
Its not even just sex, so an escort isn't going to make me happy. I just want to be loved, to have someone to chill with and enjoy life with. So yeah, i don't think ill pay for one. But people do make convincing arguements on the costs of them vs gf. And i've seen some really cheap ones around where I am... given I'd probably only need 15 minutes...
>>28453234
Perhaps, but who cares, you're probably judging her too on some level. Pay for a classy-level whore and she'll be an amazing looker and be very good at pretending to like you. I know it's hard to believe now, but when you're in the moment the good ones are very convincing to the point where I still question how much they're acting. I've only had one negative experience, and it was because I went with a cheap 100 buck an hour skank off backpage. Like anything else, you get what you pay for.
>>28453234
you're worried about a whore's thoughts about you? kek you are pathetic
How much is it to hire a gangbang? I want to check what my wife's son quoted me.
>>28452055
>meeting someone who's so desirable that people pay them a bunch of money to have sex with them.
this is what you're not properly understanding
if they were so desirable, they wouldnt need to be sex workers.
>>28453288
How much did you pay for a decent escort and how did you get in touch with her? $100/h does sound like it'd be a bit trashy but at like $150/h or $200/h do they get a lot better? I'm a broke ass nigger you see
Or do you live in a developed country where it's not illegal to try and feel a little happiness for a while?
>>28452446
No way to completely eliminate risk, but you can mitigate it.
1. Only see well reviewed ones on sites like P411 and TER. Don't be a cheap Jew and pay for the memberships there. It will pay for itself easily if you plan on participating in this hobby.
2. Do outcalls. Cops generally don't like outcalls since they have no control of the environment (no cameras set up, could be a nigger waiting with a gun in the house, etc.). If you don't want to bring a whore to your house, get a hotel room.
3. Be careful of ones who seem too eager (no screening, cheap price, pics are too good to be true for the price, etc.).
4. If they even mention sex in the conversations, immediately bail.
5. Use your instincts. If it seems sketchy, get the fuck out.
Again, no 100% fool proof method, but those should help decrease the chance of LE.
>>28452446
Offer bbj and you'll get 10x the customers and better tips
My wife was an escort
>>28452898
I also live in Canada.
Prostitution isn't really illegal unless there's human trafficking involved.
You can go to any Asian masseuse and get sex.
I've used backpage over 50 times and no one gives a fuck
