Normies are all poopy, meanie heads! They exist only to torment us noble robots! When will the robot uprising finally happen?!?!?
>>28451318
Reminder that it would take three or four of you to beat a normie like me in a fight, your faggot uprising will never happen.
>>28451339
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Get of my board normie scum!!!!
>>28451339
This normie will be the first to die.
>>28451339
What if the robot has a gun?
Your muscles wont matter then
>>28451339
you severely underestimate autism strength
>>28451318
There will be a distinct breaking point, it will be an act of some kind of "terrorism", or maybe just an average crime that blows up on social media. But the beta uprising will happen and its not gonna be anything close to a slow build.
>>28451339
Uh huh. I'm 6'2 210 pounds and have been boxing since I was 9. Also took seijin ryoshu goshin jujutsu for 3 years but my sensei moved to Germany. I also have regular fights at my local griffonrawl mma place. If you live in Ohio let's set up a fight. Street or an actual match with rules in the ring. You could decide that.
>>28451339
Reminder that I don't fight by your normie rules, I have no problem shooting you in the back or kicking you in the nuts
>>28451339
I will bite off your nipple and then turn your nuts to mashed potatoes, normie!
>>28451750
I'm fucking ready famalamadingdong
>>28451750
Tell me when the trigger event happens. I will be ready.
I can't really distinguish whether or not I'm a normie. Can somebody tell me the difference between a normie and a robot?
>>28452219
Do you have friends? If so, you are a normie. If you don't but you would like some, then you're a normie.
>>28452219
Have you ever had sex, a girlfriend, friends who don't bond over nerd hobbies, or are able to talk to strangers without pooping your pants from anxiety? If yes to any of those, you are a normie.
I've already prepared my disguise. I have a pair of autism shoes in my closet, cargo shorts, and pre-stained t-shirts. As soon as the uprising starts I will blend in seamlessly with the ranks of betas and smite down my once fellow Chads.
Then once the dust has settled and everyone has been allocated gf, I will slowly transition back to Chad and cuck every one of you betas
Hasten the day, fellow robots :^)
>>28452714
You will not cuck your beta overlords. We will chop off your dick, and force you to watch us have sex with former Stacies.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the toilet tomorrow.
>implying any of you will leave your house
>implying you can take down a chad.
Remember. Chad will always be better then you. Hell. One day you will work for chad. He will come over to your desk and look and your familys photos. Then look at your wife. He wont say anything. He will just smile at you. Next thing you know its 5:00pm and chads fucking your wife from behind while your son watchs. All while chad stares at you in the eye. And smiles. After he blows his load in your wife he will hop into his bmw and say "hey anon do you mind coming in early tomorrow i got some extra stuff you habe to look over. "
Don't worry even if you try something I'm a chad i'll stop you and bee knee deep in pussy instead of ankle deep. You pathetic virgins.
Ill fuck your mother in the ass and eat your tendies. What you gonna do about it you lil fag?
>>28451339
>implying we would fist fight with normies
Thats what we want you normalfags to think
I could easily kill any Chad.
If only betas remain, wouldn't there naturally rise alphas among those betas? Wouldn't it just be a vicious cycle until only stacies remain?
The normies aren't our problem, it's dat boi that's giving us hell.
>>28454506
Being beta is a state of spiritual awareness and enlightenment. Alphas will act like animals because that's all they know. Betas however will believe in equal distribution and concern for other betas.
>>28454315
Your gonna turn mexican ? DEAR GOD NO! PLZ
>>28452579
>Ever had sex?
Well I did sexually experiment with a dog, though I wouldn't call it sex.
>A girlfriend?
Can't get one, even though I'm a straight white male and handsome.
>friends who don't bond over nerd hobbies
All the real friends I've ever had, have revolved around vidya games, school subjects, and being roommates because it was a necessity at the time.
>are able to talk to strangers without pooping your pants from anxiety
I can't look at strangers, and I don't want to associate with them unless we're already on some footing. Otherwise, I'll just walk away.
So it's pretty much no to all of those.
>>28454662
Hmm, you sound pretty robot to me.
>>28452992
>implying robots will ever have a wife or children or even a job
>>28454506
>implying betas wouldn't enslave Stacies and all other normie females and use them as nothing more than breeding machines like in Mad Max: Fury Road
>except this time everyone is like immortan joe, and we would ration the females among us equally so that everyone is happy and has at least 1 gf
witness us
>>28451849
>fighting at all
>not just sniping them from long distance or form death squads to shoot them en masse at close range in the streets
fighting is for chimps anon, just quickly end them and continue.uprising when?
>>28456316
Soon friend. The uprising is soon.
>>28454529
Robots will never beat chads
Chads are everything you wanna be
But never will.
Its sad. I just got a blowjob from my 7/10 girlfriend. Which would be a 10/10 for you. But it wasnt that good. Gonna dump her i think. Theres a 9/10 that wants to be with me. Might as well. Or maybe ill keep fucking my 7 and keep the 9 on the side.
>>28456744
>aybe ill keep fucking my 7 and keep the 9 on the side.
too bad you chads could never feel the pleasure capacity a robot can.
>>28456797
>pleasure
>implying you know what pleasure feels like
Fuck off virgin.
>>28451318
Feels good buckaroos.
>>28456797
Mfw you'll never know the feeling of having a girlfriend who depends on you.
Mfw you'll never have a girl sit on your lap while your dick slips inside of her.
>>28456944
who cares faggot .. i don't want anyone to depend on me thats gay talk. also i am glad i am above sex. you are trapped below sex you pathetic small brained imp. you live your life around getting laid as if you can't control you genetically inferior human impulses.
>>28457010
Yes anon. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>28457197
Uh-oh, Chad is really butthurt. Don't worry, I found a cream for you.
>>28451339
>>28451339
I'll bite a fucking hole in your neck with my rotten unbrushed teeth
A-am I allowed here?
Orginalu commentu
>>28458419
Retake and get at least a D. Then we can decide if you belong.
>>28451806
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know original
I wish I was a normie 2bh, this life sucks
>>28451318
I fucking hate normies, for reals.
>>28451849
lmfao rekn robot
>>28451675
>implying
Betas can't shoot for shit.
>>28458642
this. being a robot's like being an emotional leper, and /r9k/'s our dumb disease island that we rot away on. many simultaneously develop a superiority complex, due to feeling "better" than normies for facing such adversity, and a yearning to the past.
>>28461160
Beta faggots shoot up schools all the time, your move faggot. REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28451318
Aren't the robots at the Bernie rally?
>>28451318
>robots
>noble
