You cannot use backspace or go back and edit any words or sentences in this thread. Whatever you type you submit.
Haha like what do I say OP? Anything I want? Feels pretty good to just go full random xf
>>28451380
Anything you want friend. he (meant to be The) only i limit to your imaginiation is
I intened to say the only limit to your post is your imagination
I am merely a hwak searching for a vole
colorism in the black community is viscus and that s apparently very a big problem here on r9k where any thread shitting on black women grows at knots as butthurt niggers (meant to type African Americans_) shit all over their orwn race and mfantasize about having mixed daughters
>>28451794
Shut up sissy white boi, contain your butthurt over us fucking your women
>>28451380
>>28451441
IF that's not samefaggin then >>28451380 is a totla fucking retard. Of truly unique proportions.
>Haha
>full random
Kill yourself.
You'd never know if I did.
>>28452177
haha what's the matter dude with being a little light hearted dude? do youhate funhaha?
Should have just named it stream of conscious thread, also as a phone fag I get to halfway cheat via autocorrect
>>28452687
Yeah that would have been good for a subject field.
>>28452201
You'll be haunted by remorse though, that's the price of being acheater
>>28452687
You shouldn't cheta, you can turn autocorrect off you know.
there is no god but god and muhammad is his prophert
>>28451259
>Mfw posting in this thread with prfect spelling and grammar
>mfw i catually fucked that up and have to won up to it now
>mfw im an actual retard
the now that I can't backspace out of this sentence I'm super afraid I'm going to post something ceingeworthy
>>28451259
those are some fluffy cats
>tfw will never have an extremely fluffy qt kitty
OP is a ingger
fuck
>>28451259
tripfags are the saddest people I have ever known... I'm glad that even in shitty places like this there are still people worse than me
all hail to the tripfags and their need for attention!
>>28451259
come and find me mothafucka ive had itup to here with yuy bitch boi
>>28455008
Do not bully plkease.
I just want to crawl into bed and fade out of existence
>>28455070
ythe fuck you say tripfucker ill kill you mothafucka
>>28451259
OWK, does your name refer to other world kingdom? I don't see you in femdom threads a lot.
What are you guys doing? Just mashing your faces on the keyboard? Can none of you type?
>>28455139
No, it's an acronym though
>>28455220
If you don't have your sentence planned out precisely it' easy to fuck up, type a couple of letters in the wrong order, or hit a key adjacent to the intended key
it scathe across the welk and in its reign lay the aether ablaze'd
and in its path lay the ruination of civilization, and its light the blinding of eyes, and in its flame the burning of fields
and in its form is glow and burst and sparkle to dazzle and entice
and in its essence exist tempestuous fates and faiths and dreams in her divinations,
o' evenstar, writer of precepts and judge of creation
>>28455337
Prove you didn't use backspace anachronistic punk
What am I even supposed to type about? I am fucking perfect I don't make mistate ever. fuck i just Made a mistake.
>>28454129
fuck off degenrate
>>28451259
OP's a fag.
While not an original comment is in fact how I feel about OP. OP has a long history of his faggotry. I wish The Hague would do something about his absolute horribleness.
The hardest part about writing is statrting out. I just can't make myself pick up the pencil and sit there and do it. I put out my notebook, got rid of all the clutter no my desk, and I can't do it. I did it all the time when I was a kid, why cant I do itnow?
>>28451259
do you think i mretared or sometjing? think i cannot talk normally eh lad? dumbass faggot
>>28452177
>totla
any periphery fans here? like ther song totla mad
I'm scared of the future. ILost my job and spent last night chainsmoking and listening to thre new Radiohead album. I can't sleep and always wake up a 6AM everday for some reason.
>>28455658
Wah tare you trying to write anon? Short fiction, screenplas, novels?
I think im able to write perfectly wothput having to correct anything, if am no able this post will prove me rong.
how do youmguys feel about wasting food?
i made a peanut butter sandwich with like oat wheat bread and i',m not sure i want to eat it
ps i've been playing mount & blade all day
now i'm watchin sovietwomble he release a new video today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaQzgF95Gv4
not realy that funy tho tbqh
am i really bad a typing or is this all just a joke
>>28455873
>i made a peanut butter sandwich with like oat wheat bread and i',m not sure i want to eat
Put bananas on it, it makes it tatse good. Peanut butter and banana sandwhiches are the best.
>>28454925
The important thing is you trie.d
>>28455904
it's aleready been a sandwich for at least 4 hours
also no banan in my house
>>28455936
>no banan in my house
who doesn't have bananaas? I guess just throw it away then if you aren't going to eat it.
I really don't understand this thread. What's the porpose of it? Fuck I messed uop that line.
>>28455851
I wanna write shore stories. Preferably childish ones that are happy and positive.
>>28456043
That's nice anon. Good luck I hope you find your motivation.
I write screenplats.My motivation is adderall.
>>28455988
sometimes we have bananas sometimes we don't. we like to switch it up with ifferent stuff likeapples and oranges and grapes.
i'll keep it until tomorrow it should still be fine to eat then right? it's just peanut butter and bread those both keep well.
>>28456007
it's about celebrating small mistakes in life like happy accidents o the canvas. get some bob ross in your life.
>>28455458
Why would I use backspace and break the entire purpose of thr thread?
I'm not even doing that in this reply (using backspace.)
I could have improved the poem a lot if I wanted to spend hours on it, and I coukld edit it at all. Right now I feel it's very unimpressive.
>>28455658
Take a topic in mind and start writing, it's not too hard unless you lack the vocabulary but even that's easy enough to enlarge.
>>28456095
Bob Ross is a bad painter though, old lady art.
'oh that's beautiful jimmy im put it on the wall right here and tell everybody that my grandson jeremy painted it for me *licks lips because old people are dry*'
>>28451259
I was about to say "Okay, I accept this challenge", however I suddenly realised hopw fucking autistic that was.
This challange is harder than I would hav thought, and the red squiggly lines pointing out errors I must not correct forever taunt me.
This challange requires a great amount of fortitude, and you must be patient - rush, and you will make eorrors that you cannot n unmake. Also, you will probably say some atistic shit.
I keep making more errors in m,y spelling over and over again. this actually hurts... i want to correct htm... THEM.
>>28456095
>i'll keep it until tomorrow it should still be fine to eat then right?
I don't know man, I'm no expert. put it in the firdge at least. also bananans are the bust fruit.
?all these people on this board need a gf
I felt much better after getting a gf sorta kinda
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the alzy dog
fuck
>>28456140
I would say the only glaringly bad part of it is "ruination of civilization". If you just sit down and write words for two minutes and come up with that it's kind of impressive
>>28451259
>implying i ever edit any shit i post on le'chons
This is be a very sill and fun thread OP. I look forward to the hilarity that will ensue!
>>28451259
Well you need to at least set a different topic.
>>28456406
No you do it
If i wasnted a real thread I would make one, by real thiread i maen something about a topic, this is a real thread too of course, but much sillier and more chaotic
This is fucking hoorrible and i don't want to post it
>>28456512
As clarification, "you doo it" meant you set the topic, not make a nearly identical thread
You are free top ost about whatever
OKAY
it's 10pm eastern standard time what are yall doin
i'm on youtube just iopened a beer
>cheddar& sour creasm Lay's chips
my body is ready
>>28456619
i'M PRO
Sorry caps lock
I'm procrastinating on a 20 page paper due tomorrow, just browinsg 4chan and watching HEMA videos on Youtube
>>28451259
Cute cats lol. I'm trying to get my ass to study to a test that has the reading material of 2 months and getting it down to like 6 hours of getting shit by heart (some stuff I dont even understant). I'm not sleeping tonight either. My life is a mess.
As long as I type very slowly and watch my keyboard, I will be a lirght.
fuck.
>>28456825
Wait, I just thought of a better metho.d
I could just refresh the pag when I fuck up. It deletes wheat I had and doesn't count as editing!
Here's my all text rendition of Layer's "Raining Blod"
bom bom bom bom bom bom bombom bomb bom
dododoodoodooodoooodoooodoo
bombombobmbobmbobmbobmbobmbobmbobmbom
dododooodoodooodooodoooodoooo
bombombobmbobmbobmbobmbobmbobmbobmbobmbombom
dodoodooodoooodoooodooodooodooo
dooeedooedooeoodeeedoeeoeedoeedooeee
doodoodooodooodooeeedoooeeedoooeeedooeeeodoooeodoooeeeedoooeedooeeedoeeedoeedoooeeedooeeedoeeedoooeeeedoooeeedooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wrogggggworr ogggggrroogororogoroogorofooooooorrrrrrrgrgrggrgrggrrooooruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur
Sound about right?
>>28451259
What kind of faggot can't write unedited? It's easy far fuck's sake this is actually kind of dicficult
>>28456850
No, it's counted as going back to edit what you rwote.
>Whatever you type you must submit
>>28456091
Okay, I managed to force myself to write one paragraph.
TOMORROW, for sure, I'll write more. Definitely tomorrow.
>>28451259
I want to take a lot of robitussin but I've nbeen trying to take a break and not be so dependent on it
It's calling out to me so hard right now though. FFFFF-. Another part of me says that this is the only time I'll have this here life, so I might as well take as much as I can get from a world that markets a powerful hallucinogen as cough medicine. Even if other people think it's destructive, or I think it's destructive.
>>28456896
What if I turn my cmputer off when I fuck up?
>>28456951
>Whatever you type you must submit
There is no escape.
>>28456951
you are givin to much importance to some thread on 4chan dude
>>28456994
What f there is something beyond my control, like a power outage?
>>28457027
Then you failed. Life isn't fair.
>>28457074
Ok, well i will go by memory and try by mest
yo this is the story all about how
my life got flip turned upside-down
and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there
and i'll tell ou about how i became prince of a town called bela-ir
>>28454129
Amen Ay Akhi.
Subhunallah.La Illaha Ilah Anta, Subhanaka, inni kuntu mina z-zalimin.
>>28451259
>implying I don't know how to type
fucking plen can' even spell
I hate myself olmost as much as I hate you
I DONT HATE NIBLACK PEOPLE I JUST HAT WNIGGER S ABD INDIANS FUCK INDIANS DISGUSTING FUCKING AWFUL THINGS
God just make it stop I'm so sick of feeling this feel. I want it to stop. I want to be free from this unnecessary pain. Sometimes I feel I pretend to be strong but deep down I feel I'm just broken, a broken man with no hopes. I want to stop existing but there are a few people that need me and I will not let them down, even if they will be ok without me, I won't fall.
I'm tired, /r9k/, I'm so tired of this life I want to end it but I must stand up and fight it. Suicide is for cowards and maybe I might be a bad friend, lover and person but I'm not a coward. I'll fight against this unfair life until my time's up. Until then I'll keep on moving on, trying to help those who need a hand, and getting up after every punch I receive.
>>28457314
what are you fighting for?
where are you going?
where di d you come from?
is there even a fight to fight?
idk, it seems like a rigged game
I don't think suicide is for cowards
suicide is for the curious
>mfw I've been suncosiciously doing this in other threads
OP deleted spellcheck from my brain
So I just can't edit anything?
seems easy enough.
just dont make any typos faggots.
I used to be an edgy teen and thought i was bisexual when i was about 143.
I meant 14.
Now I'm 19 and people still make fun of me
I made a joke abut fucking a prostitute once when i was like 15 and then people thought it wasnt a joke, so now im still being made fun of for losing my virginity to a prostitute even though i didnt ever lose my virginity
I have major depression and am a recovering drug addict
>>28457472
>when i was about 143.
>I meant 14.
Freudian slip there Beethoven? I'm onto you I kepe track of your posts
>>28457472
>
holy shit brother
i trried but i fucked up this sentence
i meant to say imal almost like u
i never pfucked a prosty but fuck addiction
hope u recover buddy
shirt
shit
>>28451259
All I want in life is to work in a monotonous manufacturing jod and die quietly and alone. I don't want it all
Why are so many of you spelling shit wrong? Is it on purpose?
>>28457472
Well it's a good start man I ,eanm , I mean you stopped drugs and shit. Just deal with the jokes, who the fuck cares
I'm 20 and shit, //nevermind
just keep a life bplan of smthing shit, as long as you have an idea of what you'd do later, and that you.d enjoy it you'll be fine
dunno why I'm saying all this shit tonight
OP is a faggot
>forgot to memearrow it fuck
>now im a faggot
This is a cool thread idea
Did you know if you mix Sailor Jerrys with coke ist tastes like vanilla coke
it is a pretty coolewfjewjjidds fuck that sentence i dont know where im going with this
add is fun. the fuck is this new disappering capachia crap , click on the disappearing house numbers? mook please no
>>28459008
I remembe r recently that I clicked on the not robot verification box and then it immediately went to a green check instead of making me click on images. I was taken aback. This new system is so syhit compared to the old one.
This is a shit thread.
and btw OP, I used backspace while typing this post, so fuck you.
>>28459116
Yeah, I get that on /o/ pretty often , here only some of the time, dunno why they bother witgh that desu, gets annoying trying to chase random new ways to shitpost
also this is a terrible pun but i find it funny r9k has a 'not a robot' chjeck, think everyone failed it just by showing up here
>>28459180
your a shit rthread
>>28451259
I cannot even begin to understand the importance of the Ganges. Why do people think that the best way to get holy is to get in a dirty rover
I enjoy knots
>>28459008
you need that lime tho
>>28459680
I didnt try that last time, sounds great though, that with some salt (sea salt or some other semifacny shit) sounds awesome. I should put tht in my flask sometime soon, beats leftover shitty volda--voldka--however you spell it-- that im ddrinking now
also this si completely unrelated but if Ozzy isnt found oon and isnt alright tjen im gonna need waaaay more booze then i alread have
Hmmm do you have to backspace and edit your posts? You must have autism
Just stress and worry, no relaxation, no solace, just constant fear and dread.
It only gets worse, it can only get worse.
It can't get better, because better doesn't exist.
>>28451259
I dont think that rthis is a good idea m8ey. Im not too syure what the point in it all is
>>28459917
It's practice in being yourself.
Besides, what's the point in any of it? Is it really worth getting angry at the stuff you read here? Is it really worth masturbating a third time this day when you browse a porn thread? Let's all sit back and take our shoes off. Enjoy it.
I want peace and quiet but I'm too afraid to die.
That's not very hard to do at all.
I'" playing Kingdom Hwarts :recom atm and it's pretty fun desu famalama. I remember wioing constantky qhen i Was younger on certain places a lot when i played on GBA, but I'm getting through very smoothly o. PS3 now. Proud mode too. Ni continues so far, up to the 8th fnmloor. I want to hug Namine and habg out with her on lazy evenings so that we can grow very close to each other.
It's 7:15@" here on Europe place and I haven't sleep for a good whole. Well, that's your average ribot life afterall. What I'm wondering is what the new information about POKEMon Sun/Moon is fonna be. I'll ne cracking nysekf up wether thatfuckingowl.jog gets confirmed rwal or not. Well?, I expevt atleast a tidbit of relevant information as we have literally gotten 0% so far. Well, exvluding mAGEARNA and atuff, but that doesn't count innit.
I have been skipping classes for so long, I don't even know what is going to be of me. I just stay here hoping something will click and save mysekf from this downwall spiral into eternal selfree.
I'm now here, wearing a short sleeve shirt - t and big comfy sport pants, under a big futonbkabket on bed and writing as i Look towards the window in the right. It's already sunny, my father is abiut ti get up to go to work and I'll orobably fall asleep someyime before 10AM to wake up ayt 4PM to my mother shaying: "anon, lunch's ready?!", then going diwnstairs to have kunch as my father ia juat warback from wirk. I'll thwn spend some hours playing KH:Recom: before the clock hits the tine I'm supposed to get ready to go to school, in which moment 8'll pretend to get ready as my mother is leaving to a bar with my father and then just change bmy clothes back and stay hone; or pretend I'm going to class and actually stay on the street for an hour or two and then come back.
Up here in my bedroom I get poor very sugnal, so I'm alnost always forced to use 3G inet, which after 1GB OF usage behinds to charge extra moneys but I need to post thus. Also post limit.reeeeee
>>28460467
Y-you too, that sounds so cery extremely kewd but it soubds so good. I want to thank you because feeling loved wanted affection throueven if its through a thailandese chinope imageboard it makes me feel so good. I'd let you do it! I actually pretty fluffy asscheeks, I mean my ass is pretty firm but fluffy at the same time its kinda big.
My parents are leaving this Friday for the whole weekend so I'm goinf to be alone and doing lone stuff. Pro the same stuff I always do, but still? I STILl look forwards to it like a kid wishing for freedon, only its not freedom but a chance to easily reach zen mode immersion within my videogames, or stuand otber stuff.
A kind of normie friend just mesagged me (we talk very intermitently, kike 3 times a month) saying that he's gonna taje his driving test in 3 hiurs. Soon ny status of being the only one within my small friendgroup able to drive will be gone, because as akward as it is even if it ahould'nt be awkward (blame society, they still had'not gotten it. Well!, except for this one friend taking on the test.
Bi the way, even if I have a driving license, I don't nake any use of it and it makes ne kind of sad. Since I skip classes, i?'ve nowhere to grab the xar and go to. And i can't get nysekf to randomly grab it ans I'm kind if scared of messing up akine. Ilost the little practice I had and i probably have very awkkward driving by niw. Not meaning that I couldn't drive from x ito y, but vmore comolex stuff would 90% get me if I had to guess.
It"s a very weird well not so weird, weather right now. It rains and then not and then yes and then not etc, and it's kind of a mix between winter and summer. Well, it's spring. So my clothing atm is very cintrasted, lbut so comfy. Anon gave ne tmurges to cuddke, I wish I could cuddle right now. My father just got up, I heard thim using the bathroom
I can't see anon's message for some reason, perhaps heaheit deleted it? Naybe my Inet is messing with me now.Postlimitreeeee
>>28460760
I like you a lot anon, I'm not a Europeen so I can't see you but If I could be with you I would always sneak up behind you and give you hugs and grind my crotch into you and suck your neck to make sure you always have hickies to be embarrassed about.
Have a really nice day today.
>>28460928
I like you alot too Anon! Everything you said made me feel so tingly inside, I guess this is what getting affevtionate (and llewd) comments feels kike. Such a dream, I wish that could be acome a reakity.
My father has alwready keft for work and there's starting to be a lot of noise outaide.: cars, people etc. I guess I should' be heading to skeep now as I'm pretrty skeepy and it will get more difdicult to skeep later on.
The inet provider message just pipped up: because of using wxtra 3G inet, a n extea charge of 5 euros was input. Had it been a feq monens later, I could,ve switxhed to regular inet before goinf to sleep and no extra charge would have existed,. But as sonetimes i play ariund it, it sometimes plays around me, si I guess it's fair enough.
I wish you too anon a very nice day! I hope we can meet again and that yiu have the coziest sleep and things of them all. Was fun speaking my mind witj no brakes, even if it was in a funny way.
Goodnight with love! This time there's no post limit, just like there's no limit to love
>>28451259
okay all i want is a friend. not a girlfriend maybe later, but i just want an actual friend someone that will hang out and get me out of the house. im not coming back after i post this. do you think its bad to be alone? i feel like im starting to go crazy. only sometimes i feel like im going crazy. wish i had someone to talk to sometimes.
I just want a gf. This is porbably not that oeriginal.
Though at the same time I wonder why would I want a gf in the first place. because that ywoould take so much time and effort to keep her with me or otherwise she might get bored and start looking for someone better.
I feel so chill yet a bit devsastated as well.
