How old was your mom when she gave birth to you?
I was born in the darkness, shaped by it, molded in it.
31, I'm 18 now. My parents are Christian so I think they were both virgins until 30.
>>28450925
It was your plan, wasnt it?
>>28450925
a-are you a BlG guy?
>>28450879
Lemme do some counting here b0ss.
34!
Im eldest too hot damn that's a while I guess I shouldn't be so fucking spookered about being a virgin @ 25.
Spooky thing is I would have had an elder brother but he was a miscarriage SPOOKY.
It's also worth noting that I was 2 weeks premature, a c section and I came out yellow cos jaundice.
>>28450925
DARUDE SANDSTORM
19
i'm 18 now. so she's 38
>>28450970
>until 30
Yeah i bet they were pal
I think 23
25.
I'm 25 this year.
I wish I'd had kids by now.
>>28450925
if I remove the darkness will you die?
>>28450879
16/17. I'm the unexpected side effect of a childish experiment during commie times.
Original as fuck.
>>28450879
She was 22
Glad I at least got the prime egg genes, my siblings were born way later and they came out a little stupid
29. I'm 20, and she's hitting the big 50 this year.
TICK TOCK
God, they had to be in their late 40s or 50s or something... They were so old.
Is there any truth to the idea that older mothers are more likely to have children with autism/social retardation? It seems like pseudoscience but who knows
>>28450879
Late 20's to early 30's
>>28450879
She was 29. She is now 53.
My mom was 28 and my dad was 39.
Kind of a big age gap there.
>>28450925
>>28451042
>Hahahaa
Top lol
Mom 30
Dad 32
>>28450879
27, I'm 23 now. Also my oldest brother is 30.
Mom 21
Dad 46
Dad was a rock and roller. He said they are only good for 1 thing and pick up a guitar as soon as you can walk. Thanks dad
>>28450879
she was 14 years old
>>28450879
Seventeen
>I was born in an East European shit hole in the early 1990s
My mom was 44 when I was born. I don't know about my dad, I never even knew his birthday.
37.
EVERYBODY thought she was always my grandmom.
>>28451187
>Is there any truth to the idea that older mothers are more likely to have children with autism/social retardation?
It's a proven fact and has been long known. It increases the chance of mental illnesses all around
>>28451633
Hey me too!
Where ya from man?
ONLY SEVENTEEEEN
17 and I just turned 24
>>28451788
Young and sweet, only seventeeen.
Dancing with the dancing queen
she got married at 19 and had me at like 21
complete disaster tBh. all she talks about is how she "sacrificed her life" to raise my brother and me. you made the fuck decision you dumb bitch, not me.
she was immature then, and she's just an immature alcoholic now. father is even worse. no surprise i ended up a fuck up. trash breeds trash.
>>28450879
>All these accidents
>falling for info gathering ops
Hahahaha!
You'll never get me, roach.
>>28450879
41st birthday.
>>28451869
Most children are accidents. Do you think anybody really wants to have kids?
>>28451240
my mom was 32 and my dad 50
now THAT'S an age gap
Who /mastermind/?
Tfw surrounded by roaches
22
My child will be born when my wife is 17.
>>28451772
Heves, Hungary. I lived in the UK and the USA currently.
>>28451902
>believing women just "accidentally" have children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSV3R5hwMsM
>>28451948
Well for the men it's a total accident
>>28450879
>She was 26 year old
>second and only planned child
28. I'm almost 27. The pressure to reproduce is on...
>>28450970
Your mom was probably sexually active at the age of 13.
My mom was 27 and my dad was 17.
>tfw my mom was basically a pedo
>tfw weird family dynamic is probably why I'm here now
mom was 37 dad was 40
that i end up as a failure was predetermined
>>28450879
21. My father was 31.
I'm currently 25 and KHV. No chance at having kids.
36
this is now an original comment
38
oldest in thread?
>>28450879
34
Already had 2 kids to a different father. My dad is the epitome of beta bux
>>28450925
>>>/tv/
for you
>>28451533
what the fuck? so she was probably 13 when you were conceived? how old was your dad
>>28450879
Mom was 18, dad was 23
She's now a high school teacher
Mum was 34, dad was 29
>tfw scientific evidence points to parents over the age of 30 having a much higher chance of breeding children with autism
KILL ME DESU FAMPAI
>>28451005
>>28451185
>>28451533
>>28451825
Anons since your moms are so young are they hot?
>>28452825
Exactly the same ages for mum and dad. Sucks when you grow up and realise your dad is a pathetic beta
My mom had me when she was 24.
I am the oldest of 6 children.
3 different dads.
The last one loved coming home high and beating my ass.
32. My dad was 33. They are deeply imperfect but they loved me and they did their absolute best raising me. They just wanted me to believe I could achieve something in life and they worked their fingers to the bone to make sure it was a real option.
I really can't harbor resentments towards either of them.
She was (still is) hapilly married and gave birth to me at 20 years
I'm 25 now and I have never touched a girl
Mom was 30, father was 53
>tfw my mom is a golddigger
>>28450879
mom : 20
dad : 19
>>28453064
>tfw I know this feel
;w;
she was 28. Dad was 37.
>>28450879
>Tfw mother was 42
That plus my familys shoddy mental history would explain my own mental instability.
I feel like I'll crack any day now
>>28450879
29, dad was 37
>>28450879
Mom: 25.
Dad: 26
Mom 26, dad 48. Fuck my whole life.
>>28451010
Believe it. It happens, especially around here. Midwest religious shithole, 90% of people are muh purity christcucks.
Mostly, though people here are married by 22 at the latest because they want to be "allowed" to fuck. My mom was married at 18, had me at 19.
27. And i'm 23 now
>>28450879
30
Of three children I was the only one that was planed.
I'm also the middle child and somehow the most well adjusted, but here I am.
>>28450879
25 to a chad for a dad. he beat us both in his drunken anger
31. my father was 35
33
I was the "accident"
Mom 32
Dad 30
Mom was apparently really hot when she was young and dad was an alpha (soldier and judo champ) so he got the best girl in town.
Why did I turn out so beta?
31
That probably explains a lot about me
>>28455872
Same, anon. Why do we have to be such failures?
Mom 29
Dad 41
